Top 4 answers to every question: >1. Something to do with sex >2. Something to do with food >3. Something to do with drinking >4. Something to do with money
I when my old girlfriend would wear short shorts and wipe the apartment down. The scrubbing motion made her ass jiggle in such a wonderful way. I miss that dumb fricking prostitute.
I did this the other day
now I'm worried I'm impotent or diseased because I same some things that looked like cells but I didn't see anything that looked like sperm
She prefers getting spitroasted and it is kino but I don't like it as much as when she is with one bull (or one bull at a time at least) because she can't moan their name, tell them to nut etc. I need the audio as well
Frick Jamal
I like watching mine paint
Well Steve
*grabs Steve by the shoulder*
I would say
*laughing uncontrollably*
And I'm sure you'll appreciate this
*laughing intensifies*
Actually take it easy when I say, "hey, just take it easy"
Top 4 answers to every question:
>1. Something to do with sex
>2. Something to do with food
>3. Something to do with drinking
>4. Something to do with money
This dude killed himself LMAO
Hows that funny?
I’D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS COMBS
If I cant eat it fight it or frick it it shouldnt exist.
Amerimutts are the most degenerate race
poop
Pick a fricking movie or decide what we're having for dinner.
"I'm not bothered" and "whatever you want" aren't fricking answers.
>decide what we're having for dinner.
You have to tell her what to cook?
walk away know what i mean
*steve start smacking his lips*
*audience goes mad*
love to watch/hear her take absolutely gargantuan toe-curling shits
Uh, me!
My homie
NEKKID GRAMMA
KEK
I when my old girlfriend would wear short shorts and wipe the apartment down. The scrubbing motion made her ass jiggle in such a wonderful way. I miss that dumb fricking prostitute.
>Excuse me!
>Do you like Asian men?
>NO!
>Thank you
Steve - show me watching her take a dump!
recover from cancer
huh what?
🙁
…survey says…
bro...
When I was a kid
You went to camp
To have fuuunnnn
Examine my sperm under a microscope.
I did this the other day
now I'm worried I'm impotent or diseased because I same some things that looked like cells but I didn't see anything that looked like sperm
cleaning my bellybutton
Milk an cow
>Name something fleshy and cylindrical that women love to suck on
>Uh...a penis, steve
LAWD JESUS DIS A FAMILY SHOW
She prefers getting spitroasted and it is kino but I don't like it as much as when she is with one bull (or one bull at a time at least) because she can't moan their name, tell them to nut etc. I need the audio as well
Playing with magnets
show me potato salad
Cooking a lot of bacon in the nude
EAT
Behead and gut chickens
>Meet and HUH?!
Richard I’m gonna go with fetus in the Toilet Bowl
>You should know, you were there
A PENIS Steve.
Steve, we're gonna go with: "Play dominos on cheese instead of pasta."
Ray William Johnson
the dishes.
FRICK Black folk Steve!
Haha. Aha. What?
I LIKE to watch my wife frick Black folk!