Name the last movie you watched and what you thought of it or you will be burnt at the stake.

Name the last movie you watched and what you thought of it or you will be burnt at the stake.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    leo: xD

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally got around to seeing Taxi Driver for the first time. It was fricking ridiculous but engaging.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want more ridiculous but engaging DeNiro kino, watch The Fan.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fall. My dick fell off from exploding.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor things. I liked it at first but the more i think about it the more i realise it was kinda shitty aside from being pretty

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave the World Behind.

    not good. It's a feature length music video and I don't like the music they chose.

    Watched it right after watching The Killer, which was also not good. Half the movie is a guy mumbling inanities to himself and the other half is a Smiths soundtrack. I like the Smiths but mix it up a little. The worst thing was the killer fricked up in the dumbest way possible and spent the rest of the film trying to get revenge on everyone who had to deal with his frickup.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But that was the point.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watched promised land and thought it was ok

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Bros was awesome

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mulholland Drive, honestly I didn’t like it. It seemed promising at first and after reading about it afterwards I do appreciate it a little bit more, but man it was hard to sit through. Scenes were all very slow and drawn out, the first two hours gets thrown out the window towards the end (yeah I get it but come on) and I really didn’t like the brunettes face taking up 80% of the camera the entire time. When they find the dead body I thought shit was gonna get crazy but that was right before the turning point. Kino lesbian scenes though, wasn’t expecting that. Much prefer eraser head, that movie disturbs me in ways I have trouble finding elsewhere

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been a while since I watched this kino.. oshit, is that Henry Cavill?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's a big M

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Con-Air.
    FRICKING PERFECT 10/10 FILM.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Napoleon. it's ridiculous high school relationship drama, amid a period setting, with a few battles. Wasted opptny

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ferrari
    8/10 I had no expectations and low standards in general. I thought it was going to be more boring but it was quite entertaining and interesting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't sure I wanted to see it. Were the race scenes good and plenty?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The race scenes were ok. The cars sounded amazing. Apparently the cars were real and not replicas or kit cars. The crashes with CGI were kinda cheesy. I would say it's more of a dramatic movie instead of a motorsport movie. They did do the cliched shift a gear and pass like 2 or 3 times. I would say the racing scenes made up 1/3 of the film at most.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
    It's kino.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Hitcher 1986
    A little more contrived than I remember it being, even a little over the top at times. It's well shot and a good looking movie, theres a great atmosphere to the empty desert roads. The score is pretty effective later into the movie, and Rutger Hauer is effortlessly menacing.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw fellowship of the ring extended in theaters man it was dope, even the hokey theme park crumbling staircase in moria looked amazing on the big screen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemas make everything better

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Woman King
    >bad, but not as awful as I expected

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than a 5/10, but a meh 6/10
    INCREDIBLE atmosphere, a little bit too confusing to be interesting though, needed just the slightest bit more explanation in the beginning or worldbuilding
    really unique stopmotion too

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has great boobs

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The batman (2022)
    Thought it was lame. Interesting premise, had potencial. Blew it

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Godzilla Raids Again [jap cut]
    Underrated and firmly decent.
    Score is a notable comedown from Gojira. I honestly prefer the added American music from the Gigantis cut.
    Too many scenes with just silence.
    The Godzilla suits face is worse than the Gojira suit but the overall proportions are better especially the legs allowing for more movement.
    Puppets for close ups are still just as bad.

    > US Marshals
    Good.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Arizona dream. It's insane how after that pretentious pile of shit he managed to do something as iconic as Underground

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to get laid

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