Name three actually funny jokes.

Name three actually funny jokes.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    people are not actually autistic enough to remember then. they usually turn off their brain while watching, Anon

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I filled it with diesel
    I did some science to me portal gun and now it's also a real gun
    I'm ute Uncle Barry

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's okay to shoot them, Morty they're robots!
    >[alien guy gets shot and bleeds]
    >They're not robots, Rick!
    >It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them!
    Well, there's one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek ngl that one WAS funny

      r&m had great moments thruout seasons 1-2, its clearly someone wanted it to be a fun absurdist comedy show, but someone else wanted it to be all drama and crywanking, and the two butted heads
      somehow it went ass southwards in season 3 which is why i just
      stopped watching
      seriously, its that easy, and im pretty sure nobody is defending this show with all their might so idk why the hell OP even made this thread aside from "oh yeah MOM? if you wont pay attention to me, then maybe anons online will!"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        iirc it was dan harmon who kept insisting on the episodic thing, dont know for sure though.
        and i think the show still has this infighting for either serialized plots or episodic fun, with the evil morty rift being a fakeout.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PICKLE RICK
    PICKLE RICK
    PICKLE RICK

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both thePilot and Bushworld had several great jokes, those 2 are by far the best episodes though.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That's just slavery with extra steps
    >Almost always as Superman
    >You killed my gun

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was hilarious when Rick was still a sociopath, current american writers are literally unable to just write a protagonist who is simply evil.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      man i miss cartoons with silly evil protagonists. are there any new shows that do this? villainous was promising but it seems like they just ended up making the heroes bad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally every single character in this show is fricking evil, what are you talking about?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's an butthole but he's not a sociopath, episode 1 rick openly didn't care for Morty in any way, feeling zero empathy for his broken legs

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pickle Rick
    >WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
    >I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also a fourth one
      >Actually, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Rick & Morty. The humor is extremely subtle and without a knowledge of...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This copypasta was literally made by sub reddit , I don't get why redditors hated this show so much, every single meme against it was made on reddit, not a single one was made by Cinemaphile

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >On July 29th, 2017, Redditor Niekisch submitted the earliest known variation of the copypasta in the comments section of a post on /r/CringeAnarchy
          Oh shit it's true.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot Szechuan sauce

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, the Szechuan sauce from the Disney movie Mulan, the movie from Disney that inspired the Szechuan sauce

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a bit of a stickler meeseeks... What about your short game?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go for a leftfield choice and pick out the last joke from the show I remember actually liking. Pic related, I always find it funny whenever Rick does some petty shit but this being the punchline to the whole episode was just great.
    I bet if I go back and rewatch it it's probably not as funny as I remember

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=sOz2dkm427egKk_G this is quite a gem

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How he was drunk, but tryin to convey to morty that he's not gonna bang jessica or whoever

    it was a funny show

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yo, everyone whose first name begins with an "L" who isn't Hispanic, walk in a circle the same number of times as the square root of your age times ten!

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Real fake doors
    >Wouldn't the car always win?
    That's the only ones I could think of

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”There just robots Morty! It’s ok to shoot them!”
    >Morty shoots bug aliens they bleed and cry over one dying
    >”They're not robots Rick!”
    >”It’s a figure of speech Morty, they’re bureaucrats I don’t respect them.”

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