>named brainy smurf. >not brainy, just an obnoxious nerd. >never does anything smart or clever or even helpful

>named brainy smurf
>not brainy, just an obnoxious nerd
>never does anything smart or clever or even helpful
>just dickrides papa smurf

is he just there to be hated

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is he just there to be hated
    he is just there to be based
    >hey handsome smurf you dropped your mirror, papa smurf says we have to take care of our things

    • 9 months ago
      Smurf-fag

      Yes, he's a mockery of people who are full of themselves.

      Brainy is the smartest fricker in Smurf Village and the only reason the Smurfs don't listen to him is because they'd rather live in ignorance to live with knowledge

      Name one thing that he does to benefit them, save other smurfs/ save the village doesn't count, every smurf does that.

      He was dickriding Clumsy too

      Clumsy is too dumb to even have an erection; Hefty is the one in charge of getting everybody some peace by shoving his girthy penis in Brainy's mouth.

      >watching the unfaithful English translation
      ngmi

      Smurf with glasses is not an appealing name

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was dickriding Clumsy too

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just an obnoxious nerd
    you have to be brainy to be a nerd

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brainy is the smartest fricker in Smurf Village and the only reason the Smurfs don't listen to him is because they'd rather live in ignorance to live with knowledge

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching the unfaithful English translation
    ngmi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not gonna learn to speak belgian french or any kind of french for that matter for any reason, anon
      especially not to read or watch the smurfs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cartoon wasnt 100% faithful to the comic either with the black Smurfs being recolored at the cartoon adaption.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed, it was surprisingly faithful. The biggest change the cartoon made to the comic was give the Smurfette more agency and make her less vain and annoying, Peyo was quite sexist and made Smurfette the incarnation of all the negative qualities he associated with women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually read the Belgian comics, and if anything the TV show actually made Brainy Smurf slightly smarter. In the original French he was actually called Schtroumpf à Lunettes or "Smurf with Glasses", he wasn't supposed to be smart, he was just a stereotype of the nagging teacher's pet you'd see in school that Peyo clearly loathed.
      I've noticed that modern versions like the movies and the recent CGI show actually make him smart, but still annoying.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    go smurf yourself

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chud Smurf
    >"Billions must smurf"

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still smarter comparing to the rest of Smurfs (minus Papa Smurf of course)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the smartest is clearly Handy Smurf. Dude invented a machine that controls the weather and artificial intelligence. Using mostly wood.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. Also you could say that Handy Smurf has practical intelligence.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/Azrael
    Wait! Azrael is male at the cartoon adaption? They made him female at Greek dub (even at the modern cartoon and movies).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is male in the arabic version. They also changed his name to "Halhoul"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Swiping this for the next /trash/ obscure thread. (counts as an alt character)

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