>named lestrange
>is... le strange!
Who writes this shit?
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>named lestrange. >is...
>named lestrange
>is... le strange!
Who writes this shit?
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The name of the writer is on the book cover you mutt
>author named jk
>is a joke
Who writes this shit?
She is no joke ypu be civil or i fricking kill my terrier puppy, i dare you !!
I don't care but she made me feel le strange in my pants if you catch my drift
A woman.
And no.
An actual woman.
YWNBAW
what picture
>introduce Asian character
>name her Cho Chang
>introduce Asian girl character
>she likes white boys only
she probably would have chosen getting cast for this over actually having magic
Why are people so mad about this? That is a common asian name. I bet there's like 100 million people named Chang in the world.
Watch any Chinese video on youtube. More than 1 in every 10 sounds that come out of their mouths is "ch"
>introduce western character
>name her Mary Smith
>introduce indian character
>name her padma redeem
It’s sometimes sad how often people ignore that Harry Potter is a book series for small children.
Someone with more soul than any other mainstream writer in Hollywood atm. But seriously the character names in Harry Potter are amazing.
>hero's antagonist is Dragon Badfaith
>his father is Lucifer Badfaith
Really subtle here.
>named bellatrix
>is the hottest in the movies and does magic tricks sometimes
I like whoever comes up with this
>name is lestrange
>gets some strange
a woman
a female woman
I think the wordplay is more on the word estranged. They are a kind of estranged pureblood family. Sirius is also related and he feels very estranged, as does his brother Regulus.
It's called Dickensian charactonymy, pleb.
Sounds like hack-fraud glowism who was only ever successful because his book propped up the progressive reform narrative being a disgusting shill.
Delicious word salad
Zero calories
ESL chud
So where are all of Potter’s pots?
Potter refers to alchemical pots and he's the Potter because he alchemically blends the Gryfindor and Slytherin houses within himself to become the saving elixir if the wizarding world. My IQ is fairly above average btw.
>Potter refers to alchemical pots
>Potter sucks at potions, hates the potions professor, and never ever uses potions
That's the opposite of dickensian charactonymy
>named Draco
>not Dracara
Dracara sounds like some troony fanfic
Coolest character in the franchise. No one has more fun than her
>Draco Malfoy is mouthy
>Vincent Crabbe can only crab-walk
>Gregory Goyle is notably gregarious
>Pansy Parkinson is always shaking
>Dean Thomas has a non-magic twin
>Ron Weasley's animagus form is a weasel
>Hermione Granger's favourite band is ZZ top
>Parvati Patil is arty, but also often ill
>Albus Dumbledore has a map of the London bus routes etched into his leg
>Horace Slughorn's animagus form is a slug
>Pomona Sprout's animagus form is a sprout
>Gildery Lockhart's animagus form is a disembodied beating cow heart
Jesus christ Rowling
If she weren't crazy it would have been even worse writing because Sirius was also le strange guy.
>named Sirius Black
>is white
>mirror of erised
>tom marvolo riddle
>remus lupin
>fenrir greyback
>sirius black
basically riddle's entire motivation is that he wasn't given a cool prophetic magicland pun name
>tom marvolo riddle
>his name is literally a riddle
>the riddle isn't just an anagram of his current name but the phrase "i am [name]"
>this is his real name that his parents gave him so it wasn't devised specifically for this purpose
bravo
>tom riddle briefly considered being "ami voldemort" so the anagram worked better
>frogposter
erised mirror is kino though
>cho CHANG
daily reminder radcliff fricked her irl
very decent chance from what he said
>daily reminder radcliff fricked her irl
JK can frick literally any human she wants to at any time.
Actors are nothing more than fingerfood to her, she has probably sampled them all just for shits and giggles.
HBC not JK
https://www.insider.com/harry-potter-character-name-meaning-2017-4
Some are really questionable
she was so hot as female dirlewanger
>character is called Remus Lupin
>at the end of the book he re-ally mus-t be lookin' for a new job
she was so fricking hot in this role
I want her to torture me to death and I want to strangle her to death at the same time
made for dominating and being dominated
she's perfect
Imagine the cycle where she traps you under the torture spell for hours and hours, laughing at you crawling on the floor, spitting at you, pissing on you etc.. She lets it go just for a second to touch herself so you jump up, start beating her face, giving her black eyes, she's crying, you grab a hold of her thin neck with one hand while ripping clothes off her with the other, you pull out rock hard dick since you're a masochist who just got tortured and she's she's wet as hell due to her sadism, and start to rape her hard, deep and fast while punching her tummy and bashing her head against the floor. Then you cum and in this moment of bliss she uses her opportunity to cast the torture spell again and this time trampling on your head, kicking your dick, pouring hot wax on you, all until she gets lost and again you take her down, both of you even more horny, you immidietly bash her head against the wall and as she's laying down concussed, you start breaking her fingers one by one and she comes from her confusion screaming and wailing which gets you even more turned on, so you keep fricking her again, this time showing your dick in her butthole and her wand in her pussy, but again after cumming she starts torturing you again and the cycle just continues.
whoa homosexual no one wants to read your gay fanfic
Huh.
>named Lupin
>he´s a dog
she could have name it Dog macDoggy
>named Darth Vader
>vades darthly
She's so hot