>napoleon lost to this

>napoleon lost to this

lmao

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal children were riding those horses.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they throw a grenade in the middle?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a guy in the middle with a baseball bat that swings the grenades back out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lul

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        honhonhon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they already used them all, that is why they were forced to charge

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be perfidius
    >fight through proxies
    >show up late to claim victory
    many such cases

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>show up late to claim victory
      The British were at Waterloo first. It was the Prussians who showed up late.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the anglo-american way of war

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toulon
      Talavera
      Salamanca
      Albuera
      Victoria
      Vimeiro
      Bussaco
      Nile
      Trafalgar
      Those are just the ones off the top of my head.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just make your horse jump over them. get one horse in there freaking out and they'll break formation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is not possible to get a horse to charge a wall of pikes or bayonets, unlike their riders the skittish horse is unable to have suicidal tendencies and favors self preservation over liberty, fraternity, or equality

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Wellington like 80 years old

    wasn't he actually younger than napoleon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wasn't he actually younger than napoleon
      Were you there?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was not so I'll concede my previous post on the matter. Apologies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh no *sweats gayishly*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Were you there?
        How do you respond to this without sounding mad?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            hahahahaha
            what was the point of that thread????

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest, it never stood a chance at touching the superior Napoleon movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did that guy fall over? It looks like a hot day, did he get enough to drink?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you lock your knees in the straight position while standing for an extended period of time, you will pass out. something about the blood flow through your legs being restricted in that locked position.

        In the military thats one of the first things youre taught about standing in formation for long periods, to bend your knees at least slightly every 3 minutes or so or you run the risk of losing consciousness. i've seen it many many times and women are overwhelmingly prone to ignoring that part of their training and faceplanting the pavement

        t, former Zogbot

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all the calvary needed to do was ignore them and keep going forward. The infantry literally gave them a free opening by moving aside to make these formations.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe i held out hope that this might be good. perhaps im not overly cynical after all

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf did they do to Ney

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they even say his name once during the film? I only realised he was supposed to be Ney when he said "see how a Marshal of France meets his death"

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they fighting at night?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure hope that's not the best shot of the battle

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who did it better, some bong with a billion dollars worth of cgi or a spaghetti man with some hungry soviets?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No amount of CGI in the world has ever succeeded in matching the power of 20,000 extras.

      There's simply no substitute.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you it then if you're so smart?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this real?
    with that color grading, it looks like they are doing day-for-night

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Europe just looks that ugly all the time.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    To what? I can't see shit

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew nothing about Napoleon before this movie but now I know he was an incel who fired cannons at the pyramids and then Europe was liberated by the heroic and genius British army. Thank you for making me educated and cultured Ridley Scott

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats what u get if u dont have a mary sue with plot armour in your ranks.

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