>forgives the romans >doesn't pay his followers >spazzes out in a temple marketplace >"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone", then doesn't cast the first stone >fricked up the samaritan story, now everyone thinks samaritans are good instead of realising you're supposed to help people >"You're going to betray me Judas, and go to hell, haha, get fricked, I'm not going to save you"
When you read between the lines, he really is a moron.
all my radars are functional. gaydar, israelitedar, troonydar. they pop up as bogeys on my screen from 5 fricking miles away. and my Goddar? fully functional and always active
>all my radars are functional. gaydar, israelitedar, troonydar. they pop up as bogeys on my screen from 5 fricking miles away. and my Goddar? fully functional and always active
>Spiritual entity and realm >Implying Heaven is literally just above earth's clouds >Picking up via radio signals
Not even religious but Tyson is such a fricking moron holy shit
God isn't real, and faith is dumb.
It says so in Science books and Scientists told me, and I don't doubt them.
Anyone not believing in The Science should best be stoned or burned on a stake or something. Scientifically, of course.
This is interesting as esoteric israeli anti christian propaganda claims jesus was hanged instead of crucified. So it seems this blasphemy was drawn by israelites. No suprise there obviously. israelites truly deserve death.
It's a reference to an aborted sequel trilogy series that was tentatively titled 'Chronicles of Aslan: Out of the Wardrobe, Into the Streets'
Pic related, it's the only frame of footage that remains from what the studio shot
>rise from the dead >get to live ever after >but also not supposed to just kick it on earth anymore because faith predicates on the absence of absolute certainty >gets pretty boring a thousand years in and change >decide to go be a fantasy land lion guy
heh
Damn I wish Aslan fricked me in the ass with his massive STINKY holy barbed lion-wiener. I'm salivating just imagining it, his cum warming me up from the inside... Hold me bros...
>tolkien reading his friends new children’s fantasy book >little girl meets a goat man >tolkien instantly thinks of dicky being violated by smelly goat wiener
Based
Aslan is Jesus. It's not even a secret moron, read the books
>secret moron
Why is Jesus the secret moron? Does Narnian timeline have different Christianity lore?
>forgives the romans
>doesn't pay his followers
>spazzes out in a temple marketplace
>"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone", then doesn't cast the first stone
>fricked up the samaritan story, now everyone thinks samaritans are good instead of realising you're supposed to help people
>"You're going to betray me Judas, and go to hell, haha, get fricked, I'm not going to save you"
When you read between the lines, he really is a moron.
wtf? Jesus has a fursona?
Jesus invested in one of those Lion NFTs and is using it as his Narnia avatar.
So yes.
God doesn't exists
pack it up christbros... we must kneel... it’s over...
May Allah smite the unbeliever with a comsic sandal.
>bro God doesnt show up on radar he cant be real
all my radars are functional. gaydar, israelitedar, troonydar. they pop up as bogeys on my screen from 5 fricking miles away. and my Goddar? fully functional and always active
Stfu unfunny moron
troony on deck
>all my radars are functional. gaydar, israelitedar, troonydar. they pop up as bogeys on my screen from 5 fricking miles away. and my Goddar? fully functional and always active
>Spiritual entity and realm
>Implying Heaven is literally just above earth's clouds
>Picking up via radio signals
Not even religious but Tyson is such a fricking moron holy shit
God isn't real, and faith is dumb.
It says so in Science books and Scientists told me, and I don't doubt them.
Anyone not believing in The Science should best be stoned or burned on a stake or something. Scientifically, of course.
Radars can scan heavens?
>le wise Black science man bait
This is interesting as esoteric israeli anti christian propaganda claims jesus was hanged instead of crucified. So it seems this blasphemy was drawn by israelites. No suprise there obviously. israelites truly deserve death.
it’s a lot simpler than that. it’s just a israelite copying the troony template and this image because they have zero originality
its a metaphor for the israelites,they are scary and powerful like a lion, but they always work in the shadows.
Embrace Christ
The God of Abraham, of Melchizedek, of Isa. and of Muḥammad
Aslan is Hittler. It's not even a secret moron, read the books
>Hittler
Brother of Addolf?
yeah Hittler was famous for his german covers of popular songs of the early 20th century.
thats why they called him Hit-tler.
Hitler’s cover of Queen’s “Barcelona” is still widely considered the superior version, even to this day.
No, Hittler was the father of Labarna I and the eponymous founder of the old Hittite kingdom.
C.S. Lewis was a chad and a lot of his other books are pretty based.
Yes he was.
What fantasy novel I must read if I want to see Lord of Light instead of lion Jesus?
it meant nothing. he was "lying" because he's a "lion", get it?
only thing i remember about these books is turkish delight
Man, Jesus would have been so much cooler if he was a lion. And much harder to crucify. Way to go, God.
Do you have any idea what lions did to christians in jesus' day? The israelites knew of Gods plan, and they knew how to make him change it.
>much harder to crucify
like physically? Because Mexicans crucify cats all the time, I think it's plenty possible to crucify a lion.
How often is "all the time"?
These threads aren't going to catch on. Stop spamming the same shit, moron.
>Jesus is the Lion Of Judah
>only just connected this to the fantasy lion movies I saw when I was younger
Aslan is Donald J. Trump. That's why his proposed party had a lion for a mascot. It's not even a secret moron, read his archived twitter.
I gotta reread the series. I loved it as a kid. I rediscovered CS Lewis when I found his more explicit philosophy/apologetics a few years ago.
read the space trilogy that is fire as well
Yeah I bought that recently. I was gonna start it after I was finished with my current book
Don't let the boring parts of Out of The Silent Planet dissuade you. Perelandra is better.
the morals in the Narnia books are top tier
It's a reference to an aborted sequel trilogy series that was tentatively titled 'Chronicles of Aslan: Out of the Wardrobe, Into the Streets'
Pic related, it's the only frame of footage that remains from what the studio shot
why does lion jesus like to kill lion babies from other packs before raping their mothers?
This is the dumbest thread i saw all day, and it still beats all the boys threads out of the water.
Is Jesus a furry?
>a children's fairytale is too complex for the average zoomer
have sex, you mentally ill incel
>[I]f Lucy had really met a faun--that is, a satyr--the result would have been a rape, not a tea party
Based coomer Tolkien and his based Marsyas derangement syndrome.
is narnia based on greek-roman miths though?
that faun is just a forest dweller and not a follower of Bacchus
>that faun is just a forest dweller and not a follower of Bacchus
Bacchus literally shows up in the sequel
is that so?
maybe high impact sexual scenes are not good for kid movies.
Lewis' Dionysos is literally just an old river god though. Apart from being associated with Silenus he has no elements in common with the Enorchid.
This thread again?
The thread's having a second coming. Don't complain or you're a israelite.
>What does he mean by this?
that lion is JC
>that lion is JC
I'm pretty sure that implying that Jesus is a lion is blasphemy
>gene wolfe
>lewis
>tolkien
>time passes
>brandon sanderson
>GRRM
>stephen king
WTF happened
Apologise for the holocaust now.
I'm sorry I lied. Please forgive me goyim
> No sex
Dropped
Christ is King.
why a lion tho
Jesus allegory lion.
never seen this movie or read it but just from your image I assume it means Jesus or God
He's Donald Trump.
He's Hunter Biden
Repent
about to jerk off to some depraved shit, I will after
Honestly if Christ returned as a lion that would be pretty based not gonna lie
would you pet him
Its Christ would he say no if I asked
🙁
Lion of Judah. Semitic aberration
a massive bbc bull is waiting for her outside her dream
>rise from the dead
>get to live ever after
>but also not supposed to just kick it on earth anymore because faith predicates on the absence of absolute certainty
>gets pretty boring a thousand years in and change
>decide to go be a fantasy land lion guy
heh
Isn't Jesus' representative animal a lamb?
Damn I wish Aslan fricked me in the ass with his massive STINKY holy barbed lion-wiener. I'm salivating just imagining it, his cum warming me up from the inside... Hold me bros...
holy shit I am soooo heckin shocked by this vulgar /b/ tier sexually charged post!!!! i’ve never seen this kind of content on Cinemaphile!!!
Is it coincidental or does his name literally just mean "lion" in turkish?
>does his name literally just mean "lion" in turkish?
It does.
One quibble; Mr. Tumnus should have realistically raped Lucy
The only reason he didn't was that he was gay
>tolkien reading his friends new children’s fantasy book
>little girl meets a goat man
>tolkien instantly thinks of dicky being violated by smelly goat wiener
Based
Counterpoint; both Beren and the fellowship should have been fricked, killed and eaten by their fae hosts, and not necessarily in that order.
He's Jesus