NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN

CAUSING A COMMOTION
COZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME

NARWHALS NARWHALS
NARWHALS NARWHALS
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE
THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT

LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICK-ASS FACIAL HORN
THEY’RE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY STOP CTUHUL FROM EATING YE

NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS
NARWHALS, JUST DON’T LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 years ago was 30 years ago
    Where did the time go bro ;_;

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, Weebl made the most moronic shit
    How I miss it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he uploaded a new animation a few days ago

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >music video features a lurid Narwhal that says Honk if you're Horny
        >the music video is called Honk
        >a shack called Spankies and Geese who all Honk

        hehhheh heh.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jedi of the sea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to do this but you didn’t attach the image and green text together so that was actually a selfie you uploaded

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no arrow therefore that's you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad this era is over.

      frfr my homies i’d rather be watched fishtank ong

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad this era is over.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Clears throat*
    The Narwhal bacons at midnight.....
    *Tips trilby and disappears into the foggy night*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simply epic...
      Epic for the win. You win one internets, good sir!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically miss the internet of those days.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAFFLES

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biblically accurate bacon'd narwhals

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that it's their tooth and not a horn perfectly encapsulates the redditor's mentality of pretending he's smart while being an actual moron

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=8nDtH_Fz0gD0Ud1F

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Cinemaphile start hating narwhals? Is this an /lgbt/ psyop?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the destruction of traditional Cinemaphile values is a globohomosexual psyop to turn anon against anon. Retvrn to epic wins, caturday and traps being completely straight.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hasn't aged well

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    True

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oooooo snake aaa snakeee oooooooo snakkeeeee

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM A CAT
    MEOW
    CHECK ME OUT
    IM A CAT
    MEOW
    CHECK ME OUT
    IM A CAT
    MEOW
    CHECK ME OUT
    MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE RUSSIAN DANCING MEN
    OH YES, WE'RE RUSSIAN DANCING MEN
    I'M DANCING WITH A PURPLE HEN
    I'VE ALSO GOT THIS BALLPOINT PEN
    HAIL

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I LIKE THAT BREAD ME
    >THAT YOU COOK ROUND THE BACK IN YOUR LITTLE MACHINE
    >NEXT TO THE TOILET CLEANING PRODUCTS
    >AH ADDS FLAVOR AND EXCITEMENT
    >LATE NIGHT SHOPPING

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be sailor in age of discovery
    >see a gnarly-looking whale with a horn
    >call it a gnar-whale
    When did you guys realize that reddit soibois run the world, even those responsible for naming the stuff you use in everyday life?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking a bus
    down to Bognor Regis
    because we've heard
    that they are panda-free

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TINY JAPANESE GIRL
    YOU'RE MY
    TINY JAPANESE GIIIIRRRRLLLL

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look up my favorite song on Youtube
    >Comments say "this one was a bit of a miss, very uninspired"

    >Look up Weebl's laziest bullshit
    >Comments praise it for being imaginative and great

    So anyway, "Owls" is great and "Giraffe in my Loft" was subpar

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even capture it on my camera

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream about vid related a few weeks ago. Unironically thought I had time travelled

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I've seen things!
    >I've seen them with my eyes
    >I've seen things, they're often in disguise

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but does anyone remember Krentz and The Hand of Shame?

  28. 8 months ago
    Pureana

    LEL MAO

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