Nathan Fielder is directing a boring ass chess movie for A24.

Nathan Fielder is directing a boring ass chess movie for A24.

>“Checkmate” tackles an esoteric and true life story that may still be developing. The film will spotlight the biggest scandal in the history of chess, focusing on the generational battle between Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen and the young “bad boy” of chess, Hans Niemann. The latter was accused of cheating in one of the pair’s head-to-head matches, which became a major scandal in the world of chess and beyond. The story is not just about the rivalry and the scandal, but also the rise of a billion-dollar chess industry and so-called “collision of tradition and innovation” in the game.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emma can't do anything boring you gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im happy her next project isnt with yorgos

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emma won an Oscar so Nathan's probably hoping that this'll up his chances of winning one too. It wouldn't surprise me if he's fricking her too, he looks very similar to her husband.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The plan: find men who look like me and seduce their wives

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The scandal was just attention starved homosexuals memeing. So go ahead, just feed their illness some more.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt a scandal, and magnus never accused hans of cheating in that specific match. normies getting involved in chess is so fricking embarrassing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magnus never accused hans of cheating in that specific match

      He did accuse him of cheating in that game. Hans did not cheat (in that game) though. Magnus just played poorly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hans couldn't even explain his moves or thought process in the follow up interviews in the tournament. carlsen used an extremely odd opening and hans played it perfectly. it didn't make any sense, which is why we got vibrating anal beads as a theory.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yo NATHAN
    >stay away from my girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is like 60% jowl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like if nick cage was a bland cookie cutter youtuber.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this the incident about having something up your ass?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon Musk suggested that as a possibility. But really how?

      It's not like poker where you could have it vibrate if your hand is better than your opponents, whatever it could do would not be enough to provide meaningful information and strategy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid?

        >have an accomplice that feeds your opponent's moves into an unbeatable chess engine in real time
        >chess engine gives the best possible reply, for instance C6
        >your accomplice vibrates your buttplug three times, then pauses, then 6 more times

        There are vibrators connected to your phone with apps that allow you to vibrate them however you want. You know that, right?

        That guy was accused of cheating because when he was asked to explain some of his most genius moves, he couldn't do it. He simply doesn't reason at the level of a grandmaster.

        (Also, he admitted to cheating in the past, but he swears he doesn't do it anymore. Lol.)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magnus Carlsen is the biggest star in chess and is constantly related by chess organizations and media.

    He played a game against a younger guy at a lower rank in-person with cameras watching their every move and got his ass handed to him.

    Then Carlsen withdrew from the tournament and implicitly then explicitly accused the winner of cheating.

    Carlsen and others point to the fact the winner admitted cheating at Online chess when he was 16.

    To date Carlsen not his supporters have provided an ounce of proof that he cheated, nevermind an explanation as to how he managed to cheat at this live game that is all on camera.

    Tldr: The big chess star got butthurt he lost a game and insists it's only possible he lost by cheating despite no evidence to support that claim.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely poorly written. Try better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >withdraw from a tournament
      >say nothing
      >"how dare this man accuse me of cheating"
      It's just like how israelites cry antisemitism whenever goblins appear in anything.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >One week after stunning the chess world by resigning from a game after making just one move, reigning world champion Magnus Carlsen has broken his silence to accuse Hans Niemann, 19, of cheating.

        Niemann recently acknowledged cheating in the past, but he insists he has been playing by the rules since he was confronted and punished.
        >Carlsen is not convinced.

        "I am not willing to play chess with Niemann," the 31-year-old Norwegian said via Twitter, after stating he believes Niemann "has cheated more — and more recently — than he has publicly admitted"

        https://www.npr.org/2022/09/27/1125316142/chess-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-cheating

        There you just got spoonfed homosexual.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol that boomer was seething

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you go outside, before I teach you what it's like to seethe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At what point does he accuse Hans of cheating in that specific match? And why are you wasting so much time defending this overweight sperg?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >esoteric
    Why is everyone using this meme word all of the sudden

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should all know the dude was accused of cheating using an ANAL COMPUTER

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LA CREATIVIDAD

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emma Stone is playing the anal beads.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nathan Fielder is
    a smarmy israelite attached to a buttplug scandal

    fricking kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully he continues the gratuitous nudity trend started in The Curse with a closeup of a buttplug computer being jammed into his anus

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he wasting his time with A24 when he should be making The Rehearsal S02

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Boring
    > Autist savant chessmaster vs a guy cheating with a buttplug sending computer assisted moves

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the buttplug chess controversy?

      Sounds absolutely kino. Got a soft spot for picrel, a good chess movie is always fun (even if I don't play)

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kasparov Deep Blue movie would be absolutely kino but no make a shitty film about a forced drama nobody gave a shit about outside of buttplug jokes

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the buttplug chess controversy?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i spoke with hans niemann since we're both from laguna beach and play chess.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you check for computers inside his butthole?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are better and more interesting stories in chess than this.

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