"NC-17" Is A Bullshit Rating That Literally Just Means There's Visible Vagina

Not that I'm complaining or anything

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but the CGI is vegana

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah because ana is a transexual with the ass of a skinnyfat male. Dont even bother replying to me with that garbage photoshoot trash. We've seen the untouched candids. Straight up man ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you should eat less seed oils

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what about feed oils

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy there chud you might spill your coffee

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You covered 95% of the discourse here, gj

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You'll never get out of this loop.
          You will come back tomorrow.
          You will make the same thread over and over again.
          You will share the same meme.
          You will have the same black crime statistics discussion everyday.
          You will never be a woman yesterday, today and tomorrow.
          You will come back to Cinemaphile.
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          You are part of the hivemind now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You will come back to Cinemaphile.
            >You will come back everyday.
            I only come here every once in a while to shitpost. My mental health has improved noticeably since.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is all-new depths of inceldom. I'm genuinely impressed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it really do be like that

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Means There's Visible vegana
    sorry to disappoint you but there's plenty R movies with veganas in them and plenty NC-17 movies that you'd be mistaken for thinking were R. NC-17 means it made somebody mad at the ratings board.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For this movie it's just a marketing gimmick, quite literally the selling point of this movie is the promise of finally seeing Armas' cooch, it's just porn with a higher budget tbh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah for this case you're right. Used to be NC-17 meant it wouldn't see theatres or get a legit release but now with how accessible everything is they can just use it to get more edge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It used to mean Martin Scorsese would fricking kill you if you gave it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah BR2049 was R rated and you quickly see her pussy during the big hologram scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >scene of giant CGI purple woman is totally real pussy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that was clearly a real woman, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Orgasmo was rated NC-17 cause of swearing &sex toys and their isn't any actual nudity in the entire movie, which considering how many actual porn stars were in it has to be matt & treys biggest troll

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What movie is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blonde, it's not out until September, I think.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Moar like Hispanic amirite?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hispanic rhymes with epic.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollywood takes advantage of cute ESL for nudes

    Why do I get the feeling Ana is some human trafficking victim?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she paid the toll

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oy vey...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She gets naked in every movie she's in?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think they're allowed to get them naked in Bond

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit rating? That's a fricking great rating, that means I actually might watch this piece of shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is going to be the real female equivalent to Joker. And it'll be great. And I will coom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rip my penis, beaten to death, fly high sweet prince, miss that lil homie everyday

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's veganas in non-NC-17 films as well as penises.
    The real reason is because there is an ERECT penis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's veganas in non-NC-17
      No there's merkin coverings or at best just a mons pubis, actual labia shots are even more taboo than dick shots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          calm ur labia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I hope she stares at it with big bright lustful eyes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be coomer kino. Is it a show or a film?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kino is not a powerful enough word to describe greatness such as this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          glorified porno? really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be fricking kidding me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          calender? i hardly even know her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bruh this is some erp fanfiction, there's no way that's a real screenplay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >there's no way that's a real screenplay
          there's a reason it's NC-17

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This draft is dated Jan 14 2016. Some of this stuff might have been taken out since then.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good point. I didn't know it was that old.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *cooms*

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow man you figured it out

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is one of the best castings of all time

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy a single ticket to Blonde and no can stop me

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wut r some mary kino?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Ezra?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do we think of the casting, Cinemaphile?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Danny Devito’s daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chloroform man no 2
      ruh roh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bugs Bunny
      Huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chloroform man #2
      >there's a chloroform man #1
      my body is ready

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The israelites are making it a talking point to sell the movie, even though literally nobody cares about movie ratings anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites are smart
      Maybe you should try mimicking them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean that doesn't factor in as much these days

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah there's a scene of JFK licking her out and she queefs period blood in his face and it's meant to be foreshadowing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is disgusting wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but you sound like a newbie.
        Listen pal, if you wanna be a real Cinemaphilener, ya gotta jerk off to at least 3 hours of menstrual porn

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She looks really sexy in that makeup and wig HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have the script?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First and only time I've seen that rate is in showgirls. It's just softcore porn with a plot.

    PG-13 is just PG with cursing in the dialogue

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