>Near 10 hour video essay on Nickelodeon slop about teenage girls and its downfall
Holy autism
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>Near 10 hour video essay on Nickelodeon slop about teenage girls and its downfall
Really incredible as background noise
I was listening to Sorabji yesterday night as I fell asleep and woke up in the middle with existential dread
>background noise
just listen to music whyt the frick would you wanna listen to some fat autist talk?
>listening to mentally disabled socialist pedos
2 hours minimum OR youtube shorts is the industry standard for youtubers now.
why was ari such a success while all the other nick & disney girls crashed and burned?
Miley Cyrus is bigger.
She's the best singer
She gave the best head to the execs.
Her voice is legitimately great.
As opposed to illegitimately great?
Yes, such as billie eilish.
ok ok i'll pirate your albums ari
Ariana grande is a boy
>face smeared with mud
>littered with blackheads underneath because her pores are clogged with toxic shit and her skin is dying from lack of sunlight and air
twitter repost
That is merely the conclusion
or is it?
>20 hours talking about one show
And that’s excluding the editing and writing.
Keep in mind the shows length is only 12 hours
how many more years until quinton troons out?
>951k views
Seriously what the frick? Literally who is watching this? What possesses someone to even click on a video like that? Please tell me
it's just background noise
Isn't the real question
>y this have almost 1M views?
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One million is nothing in 2023 honestly. It’s still a lot but lots of stuff hits that nowadays. It’s not nearly the milestone it used to be
Why are these called "essays"? They're never arguing a point, they're just some moron stretching out wikipedia and reddit posts to the extreme while making weird grunts and shitty jokes.
Not to mention, anybody who unironically watches youtube is a stupid homosexual moron 12 year old.
There's a market for it, so you can't blame youtubers for providing content to people willing to watch it. That's how capitalism works.
"why are these called essays" holy frick you stupid fricking homosexual moron. you're such a homosexual teamplaying shill you can't read the fricking question you autist fricking homosexual.
WHY ARE THEY CALLED ESSAYS. THEY ARE NOT ESSAYS. THEY DO NOT ARGUE A POINT. I don't give a frick about a "market for them" I give a frick about using words correctly lmao.
Why does it matter?
Who said it did? I asked a question and you're a stupid fricking homosexual illiterate homosexual teamplaying cum guzzler who can't fricking read so now you're super fricking mad because you thought you were some alphachad explaining the market. aids ridden cum guzzling homosexual.
Don't burst a vessel, autist.
>kek well u see the market exists
>kek i am totalchad cum guzzler homosexual
- some moronic homosexual with the ID
Calm down autist.
samegayging this hard.
>less than one minute apart
pathetic cope
Essays don't have to make an argument, it's a broad term.
essay, an analytic, interpretative, or critical literary composition usually much shorter and less systematic and formal than a dissertation or thesis and usually dealing with its subject from a limited and often personal point of view. Category: Arts & Culture.
Yes it does you moronic homosexual.
>Says the 4chins poster
It's for people who tell everyone they hate reddit but still keep up with the goings on there.
So basically Cinemaphile?
Well, about 1/3rd of the video is just him very slowly recapping the juiciest bits of jennettes book of lies so...
>jennettes book of lies
Go to bed, Deborah.
i'm guessing it's filled with clips and pics for gooners to goon to that's the only explanation for the length and views
Is Quinton better or worse than he was a few years ago? He got bit by the "wannabe breatuber" bug really bad.
Better. He stays in his lane just being a Nickelodeon autist now. He can be cringe with how he virtue signals on certain liberal talking points but overall he seems to better understand his place.
I don't understand quintons humor. Like, there was a point where he was analyzing a scene as he always does then randomly started making a fart noise. Like... what? Do you suddenly not like overly elaborate bullshit? Like you didn't spend hours and hours doing the exact thing you're now farting about?
Also, why the frick are his recaps the same length as the episodes themselves? I mean seriously. How do you describe what is happening slower than just watching the episode? I get that runtime is money now but holy shit, It should never take you 30 minutes to describe a 22 minute show. Unreal.
>"why are these called essays" holy frick you stupid fricking homosexual moron. you're such a homosexual teamplaying shill you can't read the fricking question you autist fricking homosexual.
>WHY ARE THEY CALLED ESSAYS. THEY ARE NOT ESSAYS. THEY DO NOT ARGUE A POINT. I don't give a frick about a "market for them" I give a frick about using words correctly lmao.
>why are these called essays" holy frick you stupid fricking homosexual moron. you're such a homosexual teamplaying shill you can't read the fricking question you autist fricking homosexual.
>>WHY ARE THEY CALLED ESSAYS. THEY ARE NOT ESSAYS. THEY DO NOT ARGUE A POINT. I don't give a frick about a "market for them" I give a frick about using words correctly lmao.
Fail
quinton ready to troon out rn
I skimmed through one of these once (one of the Victorious ones) once and there's so much padding. I can understand wanting a long mindless video to put on as background noise but these seem excessively mindless.
The show simply skewed too young and never found it's footing... so what was his analysis? Keeping in mind that this YouTuber isn't fit to lick Dan Schneider's feet when it comes to television writing and production.
Quinton is the king of Cinemaphile