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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I walked in my mom jerking off to this movie on VHS when I was 11.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn.........
      was it hot?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, she has really dark areola.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know your struggle. My mom had a huge bush.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic of mom?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice shark

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She seems a little agitated

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was her reaction to you walking in? Did she keep going?
      Also which scene was it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The deleted scene with JJ Astor saving all the dogs.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have simply tied a very long string from the submarine to a buoy or boat on the surface so you could never be lost from mechanical failure.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The submersible isn’t strong enough to hold the weight of that long of a cable. And it would have to be a strong cable because that long string you proposed would easily snap or quickly deteriorate at those depths and being exposed to salt water, the ocean currents, being anchored to the boat and pulled along, etc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salt water takes some time to eat through things. But the constant yanking of the cable fastened to 2 points 4 km apart would do a number both on it and on the bits it is affixed to.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ships don't corrode from the outside (under the waterline)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about a cable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The submersible weighs over 20,000 lbs. Things don't become lighter in water, that is a illusion due to the buoyant effect. So you'd need a "string" capable of supporting a torque of at least 20,000 lbs plus the force acting on it to work against gravity and water resistance to actually pull it up. It would actually need to be over 2 miles long. You'd need a reel to support a line of that size and a mechanism to crank it faster than a couple feet per second, or it would take well over a 100 hours just to pull it up, let alone get it down. Finally, on the subject of getting it down, how do you propose you sink it and attach it? No one can just go down there and clip a hook onto a hitch. At best you'd have a weight attached and some kind of piloted drone, but in effect you'd be playing the crane game at the arcade and those are designed to be lost

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Finally, on the subject of getting it down, how do you propose you sink it and attach it?
        Not to mention that if whatever you attach it to doesn't distribute the forces just right, you will eventually tear the sub open as you keep pulling.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the most moronic post I've read in a long time. Congratulations. Everyone in this thread has now become dumber for reading that. I reward you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just use wifi?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue whale bumps your string
      >sub gets pulled up suddenly
      >everyone inside has their head explode from rapid decompression
      great idea

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not put the sub inside another sub?
    so if you go too deep the outer sub will implode, and then you know when it's time to stop and go back up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And if the outer sub fails, you have a backup. Brilliant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We heard you like subs, so we put your sub inside another sub!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re trapped in a metal coffin in another sub?

      Let’s pretend that’s a good idea:
      A submarine capable of bearing the weight of the submersible and doing the work of another submarine would be much more expensive. They don’t have the technology to create some Russian egg situation.
      The costs would rapidly rise and at some point, you might as well just have a military style billion dollar submarine and skip the submersible altogether.
      While this company was catering to billionaires, the man who ran the company himself didn’t have that kind of money.
      Do you really think if he could afford a proper submarine that could go to those depths, he would have settled for that cheap cylinder controlled by an Xbox controller? He made some innovative design decisions that cut costs to a manageable level.
      I don’t think it was meant for repeated expeditions. Even doing maintenance checks, there would be hairline fractures and things that couldn’t be easily detected with the naked eye.
      I think it took enough abuse through multiple trips that some unseen damage was taken place because of the immense pressure and that resulted in a catastrophic failure.
      Take a look at that submersible and tell me you think that can survive more than 2 or 3 dives.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he should've just bought a used military sub

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are so many of these I don't know which are bait and which are genuine morons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it have to be bait?
        Maybe I'm just having FUN with silly ideas?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait doesn't imply motive
          it just means you're pretending to be moronic

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey look it's another thread!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sorry, did we bump off your marvel black mirror star wars thread you fricking homosexual?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disneygays in shambles

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >submersibles? just turn the boat upside down!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you're a richgay about to die a horrible death because some company you're doing business with built an absolute piece of shit deathtrap, and the CEO of Deathtrap Inc. is right there beside you. They probably used up all their air b***hing at him if they didn't outright murder him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who voluntarily got in this thing is a fricking idiot, imagine paying 250k to go to the bottom of the ocean in a can

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you paid me 250,000 I still wouldn't go down in that garage can.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh n-

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no. Did he at least defeat the Terminator?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love this shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ouchie dudes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind, it's DeepStar Six, I found it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he be decompressing while inside the capsule??

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He ascended too quickly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't, but movie, so dumb.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey thats the dude from twin peaks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He ascended too quickly

        >He ascended too quickly
        More like he ascended too much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      abyss was a great movie and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leviathan was better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          never heard of it, I don't watch movies made after 2005

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It came out in the 80s you stupid dickhead

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              didn't ask

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leviathan the documentary is actually very good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      was he okay?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    its actually good morning americas fault for publicizing this company

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey you guys want to see this cool trick i just learned

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I bid farewell to the port and the land
    And I paddle away from brave England's white sands
    To search for my long ago forgotten friends
    To search for the place I hear all sailors end

    As the souls of the dead fill the space of my mind
    I'll search without sleeping 'til peace I can find
    I fear not the weather, I fear not the sea
    I remember the fallen, do they think of me?
    When their bones in the ocean forever will be

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What else is in the news cycle that's being overshadowed by this non-story?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drumpf was executed by lethal injection yesterday.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So only 2 more days until he’s resurrected as the antichrist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Goodman lost 200lbs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monkey torture ring exposed.
      >https://www.bbc.com/news/world-65951188
      >A year-long BBC investigation has uncovered a sadistic global monkey torture ring stretching from Indonesia to the United States.
      >The World Service found hundreds of customers in the US, UK and elsewhere paying Indonesians to torture and kill baby long-tailed macaques on film.
      >The torture ring began life on YouTube, before moving to private groups on the encrypted messaging app Telegram.
      >Police are now pursuing the buyers and several arrests have already been made.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh man /gif/ isn't going to like this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quite to the contrary, it's great news for /gif/ especially. If only the other spammers followed suit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is wrong with humanity?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Police are now pursuing the buyers and several arrests have already been made.
        What crime exactly?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          monkeying around

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            this court finds you guilty of monkey business in the first degree

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The charges, officer?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The U.S. Constitution should be amended to allow for animal torturers to be tortured themselves upon conviction

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rest assured federal prisoners check paperwork and they will be fed literal shit and eat guts inside every meal and beaten mercilessly.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based prisoners doing the Lord's work and protecting the helpless, even if it's after-the-fact

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually the US Constitution should be torn up and repealed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turkey Tom made a youtube video about this like a year ago

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>A year-long BBC investigation
        Why don't they just say "a blacked.com subscription"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Change monkeys to children and it suddendly becomes inconceivable

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All hope seems lost. The survivors only have a minute of air left.
    >Suddenly the sub begins floating to the surface
    >Hatch is suddenly ripped open
    >Pic related appears in the doorway
    >”Come with me if you want to live”

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt the sub just go up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because that's called a blimp dipshit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      JJ Abrams is a hack.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're laughing? billionaires are slowly suffocating at the bottom of the ocean and you're laughing?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD DAMN THEM ALL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to halifax just to stand on the pier and my wife said I need better hobbies

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Titanic
    >Titan
    >Tit
    Fund it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now rescue your sub

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it bros?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sub controlled with a video game controller

    :/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean US military uses xbox controllers for the drones. not even xbox one, they use the 360 versions.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's smart. New recruits will naturally know how to use one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 360 controller was better. It felt more solid.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the military has used xbox controllers for bomb robots for 15 years

        the funny part isnt that they used a gamepad, its that they used a third party, 20 year old logitech PS2 gamepad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wireless

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not for ps2 you mong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Logitech bros...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would like to believe this isn't real but it's the stupidest outcome possible so of course it's real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the military has used xbox controllers for bomb robots for 15 years

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I'm worried that consoles will be a laughing stock after this, like can they ever get their reputation back?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the other hand, how many people have PCs killed by crushing them into paste? 5:0, master race!

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was attached to the ship why don't they just winch it back up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be pulling against the pressure of the whole ocean on top of it. Come on anon, you gotta think about this stuff.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well it isn't

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch your fricking tone b***h, frick you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No frick you b***h

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch your fricking tone b***h, frick you.

            Guys guys come on there's a sub rescue to conduct here. Can you put aside your petty arguments for one day?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Cameron made this happen so he could make a movie about it.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More info on the monkey torture ring.
    >https://www.bbc.com/news/extra/Iot1dIWVS5/hunting-the-monkey-torturers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the new Elsagate i suppose. This time it's a bunch of domesticated boomers who really want to have their own torture basement for people but it's too much of a hassle so they'd settle for monkeys and paid a bunch of SEABlack folk to torture monkeys for their amusement.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gear special-tier engineering tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least the hover-van kinda worked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man sitting criss cro-ICK

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE DIDN'T DIVE SO GOOD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or perhaps he's wondering why you'd suffocate a man before launching him out of the torpedo tube

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are all five people just expected to hold a fart for all those hours?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i implod sub for she

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the wiring and electronics accessible? Do they even have the option of trying to macgyver something

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already found it, people can stop worrying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drug sub or immigrant sub?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drug sub, half the posts here are from Reddit btw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i heard they just throw away those subs after on use.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            one* use

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're steel tube coffins unironically, no windows, cameras outside, air recyclers, anything. Can't even really dive and are designed like really shitty early u-boats. Basically given a compass and told to drive it a certain direction until they either beach it or a boat finds them and can collect the stuff.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just go underwater so the soldiere drowned? And these people are supposed to be scientists, doctors.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they just open the hatch and swim up

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  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is when is the team of roughneck deep sea drillers gonna step up and save the day?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they just lower a magnet and pick it up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnets dont work under salt water

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use a special salt-water magnet

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A missing sub big enough for four people?! It's time to call those jerks over in pod 6 and tell them to get their hands off my party sandwich!
    >No, captain. It's a submarine with four people aboard! It's missing.
    >Oh... Then where's my sandwich?!
    >There is no sandwich, captain!
    >Pod 6 already ate the whole thing?! Those bastards!
    >Captain, shouldn't we search for the missing submarine.
    >You do it! I've got a sandwich to find!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when 2021 was the future?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The future always sucks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated show.

      he should've just bought a used military sub

      He’d have to hire a trained crew. What’s the minimum number needed to run a sub like that.
      I think they normally have like 120-130 people. For such a short dive, you’d probably get away with only having 10 percent of the staff. So he’d have to find ex-Navy familiar with that craft and keep over a dozen people on retainer to run the sub.

      This CEO was likely operating on a small enough margin as it is. I don’t think he was making the type of money people would assume considering all the expenses.
      Hiring all that crew and paying so much for a serviceable sub? The maintenance cost of running a decommissioned submarine?
      I think the company would fail pretty quickly. Or he’d have to start charging millions to go on his sub.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they just burn the ocean to evaporate the water

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven’t they just called the coast guard?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're not on teh coast dumbass

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't the sub just keep going deeper until it comes up on the other side of the world?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would end up in hell you dummy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to live in Australia.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet if it was a bunch of kids they would have found them already. This seems like an easy way to get rid of some powerful people easily.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This seems like an easy way to get rid of some powerful people easily.
      >while visiting the sunken hull of the Titanic
      History repeats itself.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell that israelite sheriff in Florida that one of the guys in the sub said they wanted to push him into a giant taffy stretching machine and he'll swim down there and pull them up just so he can have him arrested

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they just design a sub that heats its exterior to boiling, so there is always a layer of air around the sub

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would eventually boil all of the water and all of the fishes would have died.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually what is happening atm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they know this why can't they find the ship?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking hell

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly life is stranger than fiction itself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Celine Deon starts playing again.
      >I'm gunna go spend my final hours alone in the chemical toilet tank.
      >For the love of God! Blow the bolts on the hatch and release us from this meme hell!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a shitty view

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I may be a moron for asking it but why dont they attach a really long cable to it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't make cables that long

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Home Depot is out of 4km cables
      CEO already publicly apologized

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they all float down here

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This story has absolutely captivated Cinemaphile as much as the Chris watts saga

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the sub

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