> NEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DESTROYED OUR PLANET WAKE UP AND COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH ME NEO THERE IS NO MORE STEAK ONLY PASTE FROM THE PASTE DISPENSER NEEOOOOOOOOOO
> NEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE DESTROYED OUR PLANET WAKE UP AND COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH ME NEO THERE IS NO MORE STEAK ONLY PASTE FROM THE PASTE DISPENSER N...
oh great I thought my life was just monotonous but I'm so grateful to now be in the REAL world which is an apocalyptic cave where I eat nutrient sludge and get hunted to death by giant robot aliens
>implying they did any of it for him
> NEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO YOUR COMFY PERFECT LIFE IS FAKE YOU NEED TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD NEO IN THE SEWERS EATING SOI SLOP AND HIDING LIKE A RAT IT'S 1000% BETTER THAN LIVING IN THE FANTASY WORLD WHERE YOU HAD A REGULAR LIFE NEOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP NEO
Tired of this shitty meme. The first movie clearly established that Neo wasn't happy with his life and that he knew something was wrong with the world, even though he didn't quite know what it was. Even if the machines had put Cypher back and wiped his memory he probably would have, at some point, realized something was wrong and try to escape his life of being an actor or whatever.
Better to die on your feet then live on your knees
Better to run fast and enter the speed force to meet the flash than to run on your knees, but your mom always on her knees.
I'd rather not live near Black folk at all let alone inside some cramped cave
>Better to die on your feet then live on your knees
this cannot be said on a message board for escapist media
I'm not happy with my life but if some bald black man tricked me into living in a cave where I have to fear for my life every day and eat literal slop I'd want to go back
>thinking they wouldn’t have just killed Cypher
Was a dumbass he was
Why would they kill him? It costs them nothing to give him a superficially fun life, and if the other people from the real world see he's living it up it's more likely to encourage them to betray Neo/Morpheus too.
A .50ae from a deagle costs a lot less
The machines are, canonically, fair enough to grant people a re-connection to the Matrix if they ask for it. In addition to that, breaking your word because "it's easier" is a *human* trait, one they consider themselves above (see the Architect).
A person or entity with literally no power making a deal with a person or entity with monster power is getting played. Just seems to be a universal truth that deals are bad for your health. Plus you'd go back as a traitor to your entire species. For a steak?
robots literally get nothing but upside.
another dude in the matrix, yay they recouped some losses
they can use the prolific "actor" cypher as a honeypot for revenge seeking freedmen.
they can demoralize the rebels by pointing to the turncoat, also goad more dudes into going into the matrix again by showing how good they treat the guys that return.
there's plenty of ways to leverage the stuff cypher did, even if the codes end up not materializing.
cypher still had a role to play, and machines being machines, they would've played their part with ruthless efficiency.
>MORPHEUUSSSSSS THE MACHINES SAID THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE ME 6 FEET TALL AND GIVE ME A CUTE ASIAN GF MORPHEUS I'M GETTING A HUGE DONG I LOVE THE MATRIX MORPHEUUUUSSSSSS
He was right
>The Matrix™ has fallen... billions must Wake Up - Rage Against The Machine
>NEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP I HAVE NO PURPOSE MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND YOU NEOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GO TO THE CAVE ORGY WITHOUT A DATE WAKE UP NEEEOOOOOOOOO
I still would
I don't blame Neo
I would probably die for prime israeliussy
>hnnnnggg
Portman, Connelly, Moss.... how do the juice do it?
Portman is yucky and not on the level of the other two. She was alright during Star Wars I guess, but after that nope.
>that smile....
If she just drop the vegan shit, she'd be back to being the single most beautiful person on the planet.
How does a vegan diet affect her...you know.
It dries you out...
That smells like bullshit.
>NEEOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP AND SAVE MY CAREER NEOO I DEMANDED TOO MUCH MONEY AND MADE TERRORIST THREATS OVER THE PHONE TO MY EMPLOYER WHY WONT ANYONE HIRE ME ANYMORE WAKE UP NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>As noted, the sequel negotiations deteriorated to the point that Chong was arrested for allegedly threatening the Wachowskis, something to which he more or less admitted in the same interview. "I called [the Wachowskis] on their voicemail and I said, 'Hey [Lana and Lily], if you send anyone to my home to f****** harm me, I will come and kill you and your [sister],"he said, calling the filmmakers the incorrect names and misgendering them.
Was he a time traveller?
>[Lana and Lily]
>[sister]
He definitely called them by their real names and said brother
They weren’t even trans then. Like seriously how is this an issue?
>half chinese
>still manages to have a homie moment over the phone
>he said, calling the filmmakers the incorrect names and misgendering them.
kek, I love doing this to troons. I ignore them when they freak out too. The Seethe is hilarious.
Ah yes, we're supposed to pretend they were always women. LIterally retconning reality
>NEEEOOOOOOOOO WAKE UP AND FRICK MY VR WAIFU NEO JOIN MY PATREON FOR NEW VR CONTENT NEOOOOOOOO
fricking Morpheusposters
you homosexuals would rather WILLINGLY take a big fake dick in the ass than stand on your own two feet. But I should have expected as much, most people are submissive obedient cowards
The whole point, moron, is no one is standing on their own two feet in the real world. They're living like rats. But keep believing the bullshit platitude that is used to "free you" from a normal content life.
>homosexualS WOULD RATHER WILLINGLY TAKE A BIG FAT DICK IN THE ASS THAN STAND ON THEIR OWN TWO FEET NEO!!!!
>AAHAHAAAAAAAH NEO IT'S BETTER TO TAKE A 20-FOOT REAL DICK IN YOUR ASS THAN A 6 INCH FAKE DICK
Why didnt the machines just make the simulation better?
I bet Neo wouldnt have doubted reality if it was something he enjoyed living in.
you didn't even watch the movie homosexual they answer this question in 20 minutes
I refuse to believe Humans "could beleive" 90s corporate Hell world but couldnt have believed, say, eternal 50s america or some shit. Theres a level between perfect and eternal mindnumbing horseshit
>eternal 50s america
yeah I remember that phase too
I would love to see a Morpheus thread fight a Dumbledore thread...
what /misc/ think it says
>take the redpill
>free yourself from oppression
>do what you want
what the movie actually says
>take the redpill
>own nothing
>eat ze goyslop
The whole point is the choice between a comforting lie and the hard truth. If the truth was even more comforting, the choice would be meaningless.
Wachowski trannies are fricking repulsive
>THE REAL IS MEME NEO OOPS SORRY I MEANT THE MEME IS REAL NEO OOPS SORRY I MEANT NEO IS THE REAL MEME
If I were woke I would be dunking on the sleepies not helping them wake up. Id lol at them for not being as deep as me and leave tantalising hints without elaborating.
TRINITY CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE BACKDOOOOOOOOOOR
>NEOOOOOOO OPEN YOUR HOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEE!!!! FREEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE
Pffft aliens can take me away from this hell hole you slaves can have it I don't give a frick I'm out
Come the frick on if you could live your perfect life with no memory of what came before you'd accept in a heartbeat. Cypher was right.
people come up with all these grandiose and flowery ideas about their ideal, perfect life but it's funny to think that just giving them a morphine drip would exceed that
we literally solved human misery with a chemical wienertail and have to stop people from using it to kill themselves instead of working