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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting raw meat vs nice bowl of oatmeal. Give me the oatmeal you fat frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      May I have some oats, brother.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brown people orgies in a cave! Wooooo freedom!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I blame the hypnodomme that trannified the brothers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair the idea of being so good at being a dominatrix you turn two popular Hollywood directors into sissies is pretty badass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would Agent Smith honor the deal if it went to plan?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has no specific rational reason not to since it wouldnt really cost anything and he is getting great info from Cypher. He does hate humans with a passion though, so for that reason he probably would just kill him when he gets plugged in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What actor would you ask to be plugged in to?

        Isn't it cannon that he came back as ronald reagan or something

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What actor would you ask to be plugged in to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you erase your memories and get put in a new body with artificial memories, isn't that essentially just killing yourself?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he was afraid of actual chewichide.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I keep saying every time this thread gets brought up but I get ignored.

        It's because I hate my life and think about being someone else a lot but then realize that it's because of the misconception that I have a perceiving conscious soul that is somehow seperate from the physical body. I think that the feeling of pleasure is something good in itself when it's just something that is linked to our biology to keep us motivated.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steak isn't even that good. It's glorified Reddit meat. I'm not denying that steak can be tasty, but stop worshipping it as the greatest meat dish one can possibly imagine. Any brined chicken beats the greatest steak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spoken like someone who hasn't eaten dry aged prime cut A5 Wagyu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that shit sucks too just grill a ribeye proper you fricking pedophiles

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have, Reddit. I have. And thank you for pointing up the PRECISE problem I mentioned with the essence of your existence.

        chicken has never been better than a good steak

        Yes it has. And it's not even hard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok, pleb.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I cook better than you and I have eaten better than you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I made a marco pierre white recipe pan seared butter/herb basted steak and it was the best thing i ever had and no steak has come close since

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      chicken has never been better than a good steak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lamb mogs every other meat so hard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >lamb
        Strange way to spell venison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. president Jimble

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MORPHEUS IS FRICKING NEO

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would absolutely love to be Mr. Smith and just kill nonwhites all day, in the Matrix

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im 32 and never had a proper steak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Head on down to Red Lobster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good man. Just don't let the redditors hype it up. It's just grilled (preferably) meat after all

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