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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting raw meat vs nice bowl of oatmeal. Give me the oatmeal you fat frick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      May I have some oats, brother.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Brown people orgies in a cave! Wooooo freedom!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I blame the hypnodomme that trannified the brothers

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair the idea of being so good at being a dominatrix you turn two popular Hollywood directors into sissies is pretty badass

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would Agent Smith honor the deal if it went to plan?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He has no specific rational reason not to since it wouldnt really cost anything and he is getting great info from Cypher. He does hate humans with a passion though, so for that reason he probably would just kill him when he gets plugged in

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What actor would you ask to be plugged in to?

        Isn't it cannon that he came back as ronald reagan or something

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What actor would you ask to be plugged in to?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you erase your memories and get put in a new body with artificial memories, isn't that essentially just killing yourself?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he was afraid of actual chewichide.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I keep saying every time this thread gets brought up but I get ignored.

        It's because I hate my life and think about being someone else a lot but then realize that it's because of the misconception that I have a perceiving conscious soul that is somehow seperate from the physical body. I think that the feeling of pleasure is something good in itself when it's just something that is linked to our biology to keep us motivated.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Steak isn't even that good. It's glorified Reddit meat. I'm not denying that steak can be tasty, but stop worshipping it as the greatest meat dish one can possibly imagine. Any brined chicken beats the greatest steak.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Spoken like someone who hasn't eaten dry aged prime cut A5 Wagyu

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that shit sucks too just grill a ribeye proper you fricking pedophiles

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I have, Reddit. I have. And thank you for pointing up the PRECISE problem I mentioned with the essence of your existence.

        chicken has never been better than a good steak

        Yes it has. And it's not even hard.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ok, pleb.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I cook better than you and I have eaten better than you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I made a marco pierre white recipe pan seared butter/herb basted steak and it was the best thing i ever had and no steak has come close since

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      chicken has never been better than a good steak

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lamb mogs every other meat so hard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >lamb
        Strange way to spell venison

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >t. president Jimble

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MORPHEUS IS FRICKING NEO

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would absolutely love to be Mr. Smith and just kill nonwhites all day, in the Matrix

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im 32 and never had a proper steak

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Head on down to Red Lobster.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good man. Just don't let the redditors hype it up. It's just grilled (preferably) meat after all

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