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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a zoomer meme?
    I didnt know zoomers knew about matrix.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it’s a zoomer meme. You can tell by the fact that it has no originality and is basically just the Breaking Bad “HAANK” meme again.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But you're covered in poo

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Humanity destroys the world, and machines took pity on humans so they encased them in a simulation of their civilization forever to do as they please.
    >The Agents are the heroes keeping radical terrorists who want to destroy the system, and potentially kill millions who can't survive outside of the Matrix.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't seen the Matrix so sorry for my stupidness.

      I like the concept of humans creating a system to keep themselves in eternal bliss. They are born in and live in pods to act as fuel sources for this system, and their entire lives they are dreaming of living in a beautiful Utopia. No limits to resources, no restrictions on travel, they can eat whatever and frick whoever. After a certain point, their usefulness is gone and they die irl.

      Was what you said the origin of that system? Or is what I'm saying from some other scifi story.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie makes the specific point that the matrix isn't utopia and if it was, people would start to lose it and rebel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen the Matrix so sorry for my stupidness.

          I like the concept of humans creating a system to keep themselves in eternal bliss. They are born in and live in pods to act as fuel sources for this system, and their entire lives they are dreaming of living in a beautiful Utopia. No limits to resources, no restrictions on travel, they can eat whatever and frick whoever. After a certain point, their usefulness is gone and they die irl.

          Was what you said the origin of that system? Or is what I'm saying from some other scifi story.

          >Humanity destroys the world, and machines took pity on humans so they encased them in a simulation of their civilization forever to do as they please.
          >The Agents are the heroes keeping radical terrorists who want to destroy the system, and potentially kill millions who can't survive outside of the Matrix.

          >be in the matrix
          >it's the 90s forever
          >but instead of US you spawn in Kosovo
          FFFFFFUUUUU-

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >be in the matrix
            >it’s the 90s forever
            >but you spawn in the US as a LGBTQI+ PoC
            FFFFUUUUU-

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >pic
              Did he die?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole point of the Matrix is to make people dissatisfacted of their current condition and struggle to live better either by working in the virtual world or by escaping the Matrix itself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fuel
        that is a myth btw. created just for the movie
        the human body is a terrible energy source. you would probably be able to get more electricity from some potato or something. if we create an AI and they put us in a simulation it will only be for observation or preservation. possibly both

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the entire system makes no sense. They use the body heat of people to create energy, but you would need to grow more food for them to consume than the energy they would put out.

          They knew this and part of the explanation was "also a form of fusion." Which is hilarious, because the fusion would be creating all the energy and the people batteries wouldn't be doing frick all. It's like saying a 747 is powered by rubber bands, also 4 turbojet engines.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they used Onions green.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The energy lore was completely unnecessary. Just say we embedded code deep in their programming that disallows killing humans. Since humans tried to kill them, they retaliate by locking us inside a simulation where we won't be a problem for them anymore. I guess it takes out the oppressed "slavery" angle but that shit is overdone.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thats much better justification. i would also accept a more esoteric reason, like they need to monitor the collective unconscious for something they lack, so they have to keep humans around.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >collective unconscious for something they lack, so they have to keep humans around.
                Dark City basically. Such great breasts in that movie

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah or maybe they need us to create original works to keep their models fresh. Like current "AI" their creativity would be based on whatever data they were trained on. So they create a nice comfy simulation where humans are free to create with some constraints and pressures. I guess these concepts weren't as popular in the 90s. But even without the reference you could imagine intelligent machines wanting to study how their creators work since we are a natural product of evolution and they aren't.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi there Cypher

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the matrix is one of those movies where it's fun to watch someone break out and tear down the matrix but it wouldn't actually be fun to be in that movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skin color?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whiter than you are Pedro.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally make a matrix program that does whatever you want. It's like the ultimate VR game. You could have as many drug-fueled orgies as you want and face no health consequences. You could load a program with as many courses as you like at the best restaurant in the world and not get fat. The only thing that would suck would be being born as a natural human and not having a head socket. Then you'd be stuck in muttBlack folklop realspace.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only thing that would suck would be being born as a natural human and not having a head socket. Then you'd be stuck in muttBlack folklop realspace.
        Yeah, the natural born humans of the real world have an absolutely abysmal deal. I guess never having been in the Matrix they don't know exactly what they're missing but they still have to witness other people in there doing and experiencing things they never will.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Poor Dozer has to learn kungfu the old way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, you still get to eat delicious food and do really fun shit all the time you just gotta do it in the simulated worlds people have created. You get to have sex with anyone you want, play any adventure you want (you could be indiana jones or luke skywalker), and go to fancy dinner parties through LAN with other people from Zion.

      It would be awesome.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you could be indiana jones
        >get crushed by a giant perfectly round boulder
        >die in real life because matrix logic
        wat nou?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          part of the excitement

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keep living in a fake world and don't ask for better

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TRINITY COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least he got a cute gf out of it

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >9yo me
    Neo is so cool I wish I was him
    >20yo-34yo me-

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Youth is idolising Neo.
      Maturity is realising we're all Cypher and just want to be numb, dumb and full of c̶u̶m̶ steak.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just put me back in
      i'm not going to resist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn be stuck in a gangster simulation where you get to frick and kill all the hoawa's while beating and mooching off the bosses sister.
      Why even live in the wrong simulation bros?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaving the matrix for a far worse one

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