>Netflix and chill
>he whips out the HDMI cable puts on MKV
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Why do you incels think movies are actually watched during these dates?
>invite girl over to watch dune 2
>she just tries to frick the entire time instead
I hate it
Because they're incels. They've never had a girl over. They don't understand that if a girl agrees to come over to your place, and it's just the two of you, she's there for the D, not some shitty goyslop capeshit movie.
he needs more or less body hair, that much is awkward. his gut protrudes in an un aesthetic way, if it were a smoother transition to a gut it wouldn't be so weird looking
surely someone has pieced together a compilation of guys who just worked out on one single part of their body. like an exodia the forbidden one collection
Other than a few curls he was just born with that frame.
post-sex kino watching is great thoughbeit
>go to a cinema
>start making out and fingering her
>on the screen girl with a dragon tattoo is getting raped
not the ideal movie, in retrospect
did she like it?
because theyre incels and dont have the experience? everybody normal knows that you just watch the first 10 to 20 min of the movie before she undresses or she attacks your dick head on
I honestly never made it past the first 15 minutes without her jumping on my wiener.
those ribbed sleeve open top shirts are my fetish
>USB Drive
>HDMI Cable
>VLC File
YEP Kino time
literally me
Literally me.
breasts
>puts on Ancient Apocalypse
>Put on kino Hitchwiener movie
>Tinder date browses on her phone the whole time
Why are women like this bros
>bitchcuck
>kino
i'm with the roastie on this one
Stupid zoomer
That wouldn't happen with an arthoe gf. You gotta understand your audience moron
lol
I bet she fricks a different dude every day.
Nah that's what you do
>puts boring granpda movies
>hurr durr why my b***h felt asleep he has no taste why are women like this?
You are boring
Zoomie
He's right
she wanted to get fricked not watch some gay 80- year old movie
Autistic moron
its your job to entertain the plebs and not try to introduce them to the good stuff at first notice, you ease them into it by something more broad and then go deeper into it later so that you yourself can get deeper into it later as well
Which one?
Jokes on her I'm not going on any dates
I haven't been on a date in 5 years.
I have never
25 for me.
Who uses a cable in 2024? Ever heard of casing, nerd?
Post her nipples
>Netflix and chill
>Her face when you aren’t a BBCamerican
mpv*
and I don't need to whip out the cable, I have a long ass HDMI already connected from the desktop to the TV
who can afford Netflix anymore?
People who don't buy or subscribe to useless shit. Buying free shit is wasting money, that's why you are poor.
It's £16 for the most expensive package. Me and my brother go halves so only £8.
More like picrel
sophia diamond is her name on her socials and she is built for bbc
I dont have that problem because there is no women coming to my house to "chill" anytime soon.
Im not bitter about it, im short and ugly, its understandable.
>unzip fmovies
>Watch movie
literally me
I am convinced this spam is a paid Netflix advertisement.
Most definitely.
If you can't afford something as basic as Netflix (and have the urge to "save" on something to cheap), you can't afford a woman.
Only good post ITT. Just buy a Roku and single subscription service you broke morons.
>I'm le based alpha and I'm not gonna jump through hoops for a woman
That's why you're a virgin
I'm the one who gives the ICK face
Yes
.....
Me
>Virgin (19)
>Go on date with girl (23), things go well
>2nd date we walk through a forest trail together (bongland so it's not that big) then end up going back to my place
>Put on The Nice Guys (blu-ray) and try to watch it with her
>She sits on a chair and didn't even want to get on the bed with me
>Frick
>She tells me she has to leave before the film even finished
>FRICK
>Walk her to the bus stop and say goodbye
>FRICK I FRICKED IT UP
>1 week later
>Ask her if she wants to come over again
>She does
>Gotta do it this time
>Open up netflix this time
>"What do you wanna watch?"
>"Oh just put on that!"
>Dawn of The Dead 2004
>Watching it together
>"Hey why don't you get on the bed?"
>She does
>Heart is racing already, a girl is on my bed...
>She snuggles up next to me
>Oh shit
>Look at her in the eyes and say "Can I kiss you?"
>She looks put off and says I'm not supposed to ask
>FUUUCCCKKK...
>Nah I've got this.
>Go for it
>We end up making out and feeling eachother up
>She starts rubbing my dick over my jeans, I get hard
>Take them off
>She starts feeling me over my boxers then reaches under and gives me a handjob
>Start feeling her boobs and get her to take her top off
>Pinching her nipples
>Skipping forward I eventually start fingering her
>KINO
>Ask if she wants to frick
>"I don't usually do that during the day"
>Wut.
>Say okay then keep kissing her and fingering her
>She's really wet and moaning quite hard now
>Starts sucking my dick as I finger her
>Sucks for a bit then I ask if she wants to frick again
>Says okay
Anyway I ended up losing my virginity to that fricking Zack Snyder zombie flick kek. The Goose nearly lost my chances of getting pussy. I wanted to put on Drive the next time she came over too... glad she chose that filler shit in the background. The next time we fricked was in her student accommodation and it was to Schindler's List.
Moral of the story is don't put on a film you care about and want to watch when a girl comes over bros.
>The next time we fricked was in her student accommodation and it was to Schindler's List.
based.
I always put on Star Trek: The Motion Picture when I bring a date home.
I’m still a VRGN
>Skipping forward I eventually start fingering her
>KINO
Kek, that word really is burn in our brains.
Fricked my would be wife for first time watching a movie. To this day I still don't know what happens at the end of 3:10 to Yuma.
>Moral of the story is don't put on a film you care about and want to watch when a girl comes over bros.
This. If she wanted to watch a movie, it would've been in a cinema. If she's coming over, it's either to make out, or frick.
>don't worry babe, this is a HDR-10bit.2160p.AAC5.1.x265-HEVC.F4GG0TR00NN3RZ-INC [re eztv]
that was pretty funny
Holy kino.
>tfw no more F4GG0TR00NN3RZ, Inc releases
I miss them so much bros.
I'm just here to post some cats.
When a lady gives you this look, it means she thinks you're the one.
-Oh, by the way, how good are you at sprinting?
-Why?
-Because I can’t afford this meal and we have to dine and dash.
>Netflix and chill
I lied, it's Jellyfin and rape
Can someone please for the love of god on this shit board explain to me why people are still connecting a computer to a TV with hdmi? Why would you not have a streaming device with kodi or VLC player on it that you connect via smb to access your hard drive to watch things that way?
Old habits die hard
I mean I used to do the HDMI thing too but I got the firetv box when it first came out (got the box to make sure I had Ethernet and digital audio ports) and it’s so much more convenient to use the built in browser to stream sports/piracy websites or use the VLC app to watch stuff from the computer than dealing with the long cable
It's work and fast to start, why would I change it ?
I use Firefox with adblockers for YouTube and pirate streaming sites. I also play retrogames like and via my PC with a controller. I also use my PC to view my home surveillance system.
Because I already bought the 30' HDMI cable.
Why the frick not? It's simple, easy and works perfectly. Frick off with your zoomer streaming shit.
*solves your problems*
>Oh watch a movie? Yeah give me a minute I'll just go and boot my PC and start my plex server. Shouldn't take long
>boot my PC
just leave it on 24/7 thats the point of a server
It takes like 3 seconds to wake my PC up from sleep. Still running an HDD? How poor are you?
homie are you still running windows on an ancient HDD?? Whenever I turn on the Plex app on my tv my computer wakes up in like five seconds.
I don't believe she is actually a Christian, she looks like a prostitute.
isn't she a russian israelite?
>load up plex
>pretty thumbnails I can customize
>automatic organization
>pc that can handle streaming 1440p through wifi
gotten during:
>hook
>coraline
>TTGL movie
>masterchef
>moana
ditch the hdmi pick up free plex
>TTGL movie
based bawd knowing which anime is kino
The second half of gurran laganm was trash. Kys
>trash
>gurran laganm
well ya you watched the bootleg version
>If we watch at 1.75 speed and skip the sex scenes we can get through two kinos
Get an Asian gf and this isn't an issue. She will applaud your resourcefulness and likely suck your dick during the film since no one can hear the dialog on those shitty YIFY rips anyways.
Then she'll lie there like a dead fish while you insert your 2 inch wiener which is twice the size of anything she's used to. Asian women are trash with moronic traditions. Get yourself a latina sex freak and get drunk with their uncles.
even better when the HDD lets out a whirring noise that overpowers the entire movie audio
>pull out HDMI
why is your shit not permanently connected? youre not a filthy laptop user are you?
I have a 2TB hard drive connected to my Blu-Ray player. Thank you very much
>turn up headphones to max and place them on top of sofa since computer monitor speakers got blown out
Yep, it's date night
Friendly reminder that this is her boyfriend
Heem fruity
Synology nas comes with DS video, i can watch from any device anywhere.
Grim
and then people here act like being ugly matters kek. that guy is hideous.
Are you sure it’s not her girlfriend?
>handsome
>good hair
>likes to have fun and take pictures
>knows how to dress
this guy is well above average and easily within her league
that's an average male anon
>knows how to dress
where is the example
he's a canadian leftist, he shills for hasan/palestine, just check out his moronic tiktok and insta
theyre both canadian
not sure how her mom is dealing with this, considering her family is half russian and half israeli
>hasan
I loathe these dumb kids kek. Now I am become old man.
I'm glad he's not black...but what the frick...
ord on sophia diamond? All I know is she comes very wealthy russian/israeli family.
i recently began my own plex server and invited some of my friends and its all going great. now gratned all my friends are guys i dont talk to women much but if i ever do ill be able to watch kino with her and not have her know i did a piracy
This is a dumb meme. In my house I have a tv in my bedroom, living room, family room, and basement, and a projector and 135” screen in my home theater. Not once have I ever had to “whip out” an hdmi cable. Every single one my tvs and my projector each have either a mini pc or an old laptop or PC connected to it at all times with an accompanying wireless light up keyboard with trackpad. All I have to do is simply turn on my TV/projector and hit any random button on the keyboard to wake my device up from sleep and I am instantly brought up to watchseries, YouTube, and plex. My gf and all her friends like it and wish they could do it but they think that torrenting or going Amon yandex and searching “free streaming site” to find a new one when one clone goes down is too hard, but none of them think it’s weird they’re literally jealous and my gf canceled all her streaming subscriptions and switched over to free streaming sites. Cope, seethe and dilate, there’s quite literally nothing wrong with an hdmi cable unless you’re a poorgay who doesn’t have a dedicated device hooked up to your tv at all times and you literally have to plug it in and out of your computer every time.
I knew she was The One when I brought her back to my place and put on The Hunt for Red October, and she watched it with me.
I use my plex server. The TV natively supports it. she doesn't even know I have 62TB striped pool
Skill issue. I had sex with my girlfriend while watching Predator on some online movie site.
>open up Sophia Diamond goon babewiener PMV
>all the wieners are white
I introduced my 60+ year old parents to laptop+HDMI and chill and 123movies and they've just been watching kino nonstop
you'll never make it
Imagine how wet she'll get when she sees you plugging that shit in.