>Netflix and chill. >he whips out the HDMI cable puts on MKV

>Netflix and chill
>he whips out the HDMI cable puts on MKV

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you incels think movies are actually watched during these dates?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invite girl over to watch dune 2
      >she just tries to frick the entire time instead
      I hate it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're incels. They've never had a girl over. They don't understand that if a girl agrees to come over to your place, and it's just the two of you, she's there for the D, not some shitty goyslop capeshit movie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he needs more or less body hair, that much is awkward. his gut protrudes in an un aesthetic way, if it were a smoother transition to a gut it wouldn't be so weird looking

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        surely someone has pieced together a compilation of guys who just worked out on one single part of their body. like an exodia the forbidden one collection

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Other than a few curls he was just born with that frame.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post-sex kino watching is great thoughbeit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to a cinema
      >start making out and fingering her
      >on the screen girl with a dragon tattoo is getting raped
      not the ideal movie, in retrospect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did she like it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because theyre incels and dont have the experience? everybody normal knows that you just watch the first 10 to 20 min of the movie before she undresses or she attacks your dick head on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly never made it past the first 15 minutes without her jumping on my wiener.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those ribbed sleeve open top shirts are my fetish

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >USB Drive
    >HDMI Cable
    >VLC File
    YEP Kino time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breasts

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >puts on Ancient Apocalypse

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Put on kino Hitchwiener movie
    >Tinder date browses on her phone the whole time
    Why are women like this bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bitchcuck
      >kino
      i'm with the roastie on this one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stupid zoomer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That wouldn't happen with an arthoe gf. You gotta understand your audience moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet she fricks a different dude every day.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah that's what you do

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >puts boring granpda movies
      >hurr durr why my b***h felt asleep he has no taste why are women like this?
      You are boring

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she wanted to get fricked not watch some gay 80- year old movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autistic moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its your job to entertain the plebs and not try to introduce them to the good stuff at first notice, you ease them into it by something more broad and then go deeper into it later so that you yourself can get deeper into it later as well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on her I'm not going on any dates

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been on a date in 5 years.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25 for me.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who uses a cable in 2024? Ever heard of casing, nerd?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post her nipples

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix and chill
    >Her face when you aren’t a BBCamerican

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mpv*
    and I don't need to whip out the cable, I have a long ass HDMI already connected from the desktop to the TV

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who can afford Netflix anymore?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People who don't buy or subscribe to useless shit. Buying free shit is wasting money, that's why you are poor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's £16 for the most expensive package. Me and my brother go halves so only £8.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like picrel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sophia diamond is her name on her socials and she is built for bbc

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have that problem because there is no women coming to my house to "chill" anytime soon.

    Im not bitter about it, im short and ugly, its understandable.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unzip fmovies
    >Watch movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am convinced this spam is a paid Netflix advertisement.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most definitely.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't afford something as basic as Netflix (and have the urge to "save" on something to cheap), you can't afford a woman.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only good post ITT. Just buy a Roku and single subscription service you broke morons.
      >I'm le based alpha and I'm not gonna jump through hoops for a woman
      That's why you're a virgin

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the one who gives the ICK face
    Yes
    .....
    Me

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Virgin (19)
    >Go on date with girl (23), things go well
    >2nd date we walk through a forest trail together (bongland so it's not that big) then end up going back to my place
    >Put on The Nice Guys (blu-ray) and try to watch it with her
    >She sits on a chair and didn't even want to get on the bed with me
    >Frick
    >She tells me she has to leave before the film even finished
    >FRICK
    >Walk her to the bus stop and say goodbye
    >FRICK I FRICKED IT UP

    >1 week later
    >Ask her if she wants to come over again
    >She does
    >Gotta do it this time
    >Open up netflix this time
    >"What do you wanna watch?"
    >"Oh just put on that!"
    >Dawn of The Dead 2004
    >Watching it together
    >"Hey why don't you get on the bed?"
    >She does
    >Heart is racing already, a girl is on my bed...
    >She snuggles up next to me
    >Oh shit
    >Look at her in the eyes and say "Can I kiss you?"
    >She looks put off and says I'm not supposed to ask
    >FUUUCCCKKK...
    >Nah I've got this.
    >Go for it
    >We end up making out and feeling eachother up
    >She starts rubbing my dick over my jeans, I get hard
    >Take them off
    >She starts feeling me over my boxers then reaches under and gives me a handjob
    >Start feeling her boobs and get her to take her top off
    >Pinching her nipples
    >Skipping forward I eventually start fingering her
    >KINO
    >Ask if she wants to frick
    >"I don't usually do that during the day"
    >Wut.
    >Say okay then keep kissing her and fingering her
    >She's really wet and moaning quite hard now
    >Starts sucking my dick as I finger her
    >Sucks for a bit then I ask if she wants to frick again
    >Says okay

    Anyway I ended up losing my virginity to that fricking Zack Snyder zombie flick kek. The Goose nearly lost my chances of getting pussy. I wanted to put on Drive the next time she came over too... glad she chose that filler shit in the background. The next time we fricked was in her student accommodation and it was to Schindler's List.

    Moral of the story is don't put on a film you care about and want to watch when a girl comes over bros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The next time we fricked was in her student accommodation and it was to Schindler's List.
      based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always put on Star Trek: The Motion Picture when I bring a date home.
      I’m still a VRGN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Skipping forward I eventually start fingering her
      >KINO

      Kek, that word really is burn in our brains.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricked my would be wife for first time watching a movie. To this day I still don't know what happens at the end of 3:10 to Yuma.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Moral of the story is don't put on a film you care about and want to watch when a girl comes over bros.

      This. If she wanted to watch a movie, it would've been in a cinema. If she's coming over, it's either to make out, or frick.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't worry babe, this is a HDR-10bit.2160p.AAC5.1.x265-HEVC.F4GG0TR00NN3RZ-INC [re eztv]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was pretty funny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no more F4GG0TR00NN3RZ, Inc releases
      I miss them so much bros.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here to post some cats.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When a lady gives you this look, it means she thinks you're the one.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    -Oh, by the way, how good are you at sprinting?
    -Why?
    -Because I can’t afford this meal and we have to dine and dash.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Netflix and chill
    I lied, it's Jellyfin and rape

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please for the love of god on this shit board explain to me why people are still connecting a computer to a TV with hdmi? Why would you not have a streaming device with kodi or VLC player on it that you connect via smb to access your hard drive to watch things that way?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old habits die hard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I used to do the HDMI thing too but I got the firetv box when it first came out (got the box to make sure I had Ethernet and digital audio ports) and it’s so much more convenient to use the built in browser to stream sports/piracy websites or use the VLC app to watch stuff from the computer than dealing with the long cable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's work and fast to start, why would I change it ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use Firefox with adblockers for YouTube and pirate streaming sites. I also play retrogames like and via my PC with a controller. I also use my PC to view my home surveillance system.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I already bought the 30' HDMI cable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick not? It's simple, easy and works perfectly. Frick off with your zoomer streaming shit.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *solves your problems*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh watch a movie? Yeah give me a minute I'll just go and boot my PC and start my plex server. Shouldn't take long

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boot my PC
        just leave it on 24/7 thats the point of a server

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes like 3 seconds to wake my PC up from sleep. Still running an HDD? How poor are you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie are you still running windows on an ancient HDD?? Whenever I turn on the Plex app on my tv my computer wakes up in like five seconds.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe she is actually a Christian, she looks like a prostitute.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't she a russian israelite?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >load up plex
    >pretty thumbnails I can customize
    >automatic organization
    >pc that can handle streaming 1440p through wifi
    gotten during:
    >hook
    >coraline
    >TTGL movie
    >masterchef
    >moana

    ditch the hdmi pick up free plex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TTGL movie
      based bawd knowing which anime is kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The second half of gurran laganm was trash. Kys

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trash
          >gurran laganm
          well ya you watched the bootleg version

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If we watch at 1.75 speed and skip the sex scenes we can get through two kinos

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get an Asian gf and this isn't an issue. She will applaud your resourcefulness and likely suck your dick during the film since no one can hear the dialog on those shitty YIFY rips anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then she'll lie there like a dead fish while you insert your 2 inch wiener which is twice the size of anything she's used to. Asian women are trash with moronic traditions. Get yourself a latina sex freak and get drunk with their uncles.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even better when the HDD lets out a whirring noise that overpowers the entire movie audio

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pull out HDMI
    why is your shit not permanently connected? youre not a filthy laptop user are you?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 2TB hard drive connected to my Blu-Ray player. Thank you very much

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >turn up headphones to max and place them on top of sofa since computer monitor speakers got blown out
    Yep, it's date night

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that this is her boyfriend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heem fruity

      Can someone please for the love of god on this shit board explain to me why people are still connecting a computer to a TV with hdmi? Why would you not have a streaming device with kodi or VLC player on it that you connect via smb to access your hard drive to watch things that way?

      Synology nas comes with DS video, i can watch from any device anywhere.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then people here act like being ugly matters kek. that guy is hideous.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure it’s not her girlfriend?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >handsome
      >good hair
      >likes to have fun and take pictures
      >knows how to dress
      this guy is well above average and easily within her league

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's an average male anon
        >knows how to dress
        where is the example

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Friendly reminder that this is her boyfriend

        he's a canadian leftist, he shills for hasan/palestine, just check out his moronic tiktok and insta

        theyre both canadian
        not sure how her mom is dealing with this, considering her family is half russian and half israeli

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hasan
          I loathe these dumb kids kek. Now I am become old man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad he's not black...but what the frick...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ord on sophia diamond? All I know is she comes very wealthy russian/israeli family.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i recently began my own plex server and invited some of my friends and its all going great. now gratned all my friends are guys i dont talk to women much but if i ever do ill be able to watch kino with her and not have her know i did a piracy

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a dumb meme. In my house I have a tv in my bedroom, living room, family room, and basement, and a projector and 135” screen in my home theater. Not once have I ever had to “whip out” an hdmi cable. Every single one my tvs and my projector each have either a mini pc or an old laptop or PC connected to it at all times with an accompanying wireless light up keyboard with trackpad. All I have to do is simply turn on my TV/projector and hit any random button on the keyboard to wake my device up from sleep and I am instantly brought up to watchseries, YouTube, and plex. My gf and all her friends like it and wish they could do it but they think that torrenting or going Amon yandex and searching “free streaming site” to find a new one when one clone goes down is too hard, but none of them think it’s weird they’re literally jealous and my gf canceled all her streaming subscriptions and switched over to free streaming sites. Cope, seethe and dilate, there’s quite literally nothing wrong with an hdmi cable unless you’re a poorgay who doesn’t have a dedicated device hooked up to your tv at all times and you literally have to plug it in and out of your computer every time.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew she was The One when I brought her back to my place and put on The Hunt for Red October, and she watched it with me.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    dead

    I use my plex server. The TV natively supports it. she doesn't even know I have 62TB striped pool

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue. I had sex with my girlfriend while watching Predator on some online movie site.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open up Sophia Diamond goon babewiener PMV
    >all the wieners are white

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I introduced my 60+ year old parents to laptop+HDMI and chill and 123movies and they've just been watching kino nonstop

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll never make it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how wet she'll get when she sees you plugging that shit in.

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