i can still watch the original over and over again without getting board, its a timeless classic why the frick would i evver watch the dog shit remake musical.
>remake the Witches but shit >remake Matilda but shit
Tim Minchin is so fricking overrated, you can't take a shit in Australia without someone gushing over him.
>"Yeah, the actress who played Matilda hates me...yeah, I guess she wanted to hang out with me so she invited me over to watch the Olympics. It was weird, it was like 6:00am but I decided to go. When I showed up. I saw her walking around in a sun dress in the middle of winter but if I focused my eyes...I could see her brown butthole...we just ended up watching the Olympics and stuff. It was cool. We didn't do anything.
It's a musical because it's based on the actual West End/Broadway musical which is based on the book, I don't think it's meant to replace the American version of the story.
>Tim Minchin
No thanks
Tim Minchin is based though
That guy looks like a pedo
yeah like he said, he's based
An N, an I, a couple of Gs an E and an R...
Only a Ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.
Thats a boy. Look at that big old boy skull.
is the mean principle still a troony or not?
they were complaining about how trunchbull was a negative representation of trannies
>black Ms. Honey
Frick that shit
-e, or ever.
>-e
Please tell me you're fricking with me.
That is NOT Miss Honey. The original is so cute.
Lol its the 007 Black person? She really has a niche doesn't she? 007, black captain marvel, that we wuz queens movie....
At least Matilda is good
another redhead replaced...
no DeVito, no watch
>netflix
>She's not black.
Okay, I'm already impressed
Don't worry, everybody else is.
Miss Honey is 100% gonna be Black. Trunchbull and all other tertiary villains/complicits to Trunchbull will stay white.
>gonna be
Check the cast. She already is.
STOP. FRICKING STOP. NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH THE FRICKING MOVIE.
Watch. Ms. Honey will be a fricking Black person. I'm sick of it. STOP.
yes she is a Black person confirmed
also og matilda is KINO danny devito did a great job
cute movie.
My ex reminds me of her. It hurts bros.
your ex looked like 7 year old mara wilson? the frick, bruh?
She looked like if Mara Wilson didn't grow up into a hideous israelite goblin.
i can still watch the original over and over again without getting board, its a timeless classic why the frick would i evver watch the dog shit remake musical.
I always thought it was weird to have Danny Devito narrating it while also being an antagonistic character
>remake the Witches but shit
>remake Matilda but shit
Tim Minchin is so fricking overrated, you can't take a shit in Australia without someone gushing over him.
>You now remember the iron maiden scene
Uhhh..sir that's the pokey...
What's her name? is Ms. Nutella
Why can't they at least cast someone attractive when they do this?
cutie :3
I hope she won't be too heartbroken when the movie fails completely.
show me the blackerinos
Is Tronchatoro back??
>Tronchatoro
Who?
what do little girls taste like?
>"Yeah, the actress who played Matilda hates me...yeah, I guess she wanted to hang out with me so she invited me over to watch the Olympics. It was weird, it was like 6:00am but I decided to go. When I showed up. I saw her walking around in a sun dress in the middle of winter but if I focused my eyes...I could see her brown butthole...we just ended up watching the Olympics and stuff. It was cool. We didn't do anything.
ohmeegosh!!! she soo cute
Well, Cinemaphile?
so much cuter
who? for me its alisha
new matilda is cuter imo
imagine the toothy bjs
>the musical
It's a musical because it's based on the actual West End/Broadway musical which is based on the book, I don't think it's meant to replace the American version of the story.
>This kills the chudcels