NETFLIX is planning to release the R-rated cut only after the debut of the second part. They want REBEL MOON to be the kind of franchise that can be appreciate by all kinds of demographic, with cartoons and things like that planned ahead.
There is a worry that the R-rated cut is too niche and weird, and that it might shift the perception regarding the franchise.
As if anyone would care about this mediocre storytelling.
>mediocre storytelling.
snyderkino is too much for you to handle. read a book if you want storytelling.
dozens of Rebel Moon fans are gonna be pissed
all of them?
The bad movie didn't tarnish the franchise.
>We may have made a huge mistake
>with cartoons and things like that planned ahead.
lmao, as if this "star wars bootleg parody" has any sort of real future
>Villain is bad because they enjoy non-vanilla sex
hate this trope
found the gaygit
Villain actually enjoys non-vanilla sex because he's bad.
>multimillion dollar companies keep falling for the ironic internet meme that Zack Snyder is a visionary director
I think they should cut the whole film from showing up in Netflix
lol Snyder wants to put a lot of rape scenes in the R version, what a fricking degenerate coomer
>Snyder fanbase is from India
>wants more rape to please them
They should redeem themselves sticking the protagonist chick, the asian and the blonde doing porn with all that slow motion and effects.
R-rated shit huh
I'm pretty sure 9 year olds just watch anal porn now normally so not sure why the moral panic still exists in media
if Snyder is a christian, why can't he make clean movies?
Christian fricks.
>Snyder is a christian
He is a christian scientist, a new-sect that claims to be the real christians that believe praying is the only form of medicine (physically and emotionally) and that the world is an spiritual illusion. By the way it was founded 20 years after some farm (uneducated) hag wrote a book after her husband (and pastor) cheated on her and she divorced him. Basically your typical modern false christian sect.
And also because his producer wife started on it so he has to jump into that faith too.
his wife was/is episcopal, which is a legitimate christian sect. ol boy synder is from a schizo moron family.
Fun fact: Jim Henson was a Christian Scientist and it ended up killing him.
>praying is the only form of medicine (physically and emotionally) and that the world is an spiritual illusion
Based and redpilled. No wonder Snyder kino makes spiritually dead hylics seethe so hard.
He was raised a Christian scientist but nowadays he's probably closer to a Luciferian.
At the very least he practices Kabbalah and is most likely a mason or an initiate into one of the mystery schools.
Movie full of Masonic symbols
Take your meds
Have sex
How about you eat shit and die normgroid homosexual
A faithful Bible adaptation would be rated NC-17.
There's so many lens flares, was this movie secretly directed by JJ Abrams?
you haven't seen Man of Steel?
At least he didn't film most of it out of focus for no reason whatsoever like army of the dead. Or put it in 4:3 for no reason whatsoever.
God what a fricking moronic hack
Robocop, R-rated movie, had a saturday morning cartoon and did just fine.
It is the weird sex. They are worried about all the weird shit in it.
They sure have no problem with having stuff like Big Mouth and Cuties on their streaming service though
>you can't have it, it's too hardcore
>b-but we want it now!
Is this some PR scheme to create demand for the porno version of Rebel Moon?
>They want REBEL MOON to be the kind of franchise that can be appreciate by all kinds of demographic
I didn't appreciate it.
what is it with Snyder shills and alternative cuts?
>it's so garbage they dumped it even further back
lmao
who gives a shit, stop giving netflix money
Anon don't tell me you don't know how to watch netflix movies without giving netflix money...
I managed to power through this movie. God, it was bad. But sometimes it felt on the verge of being kino. I think Kojima could have made it work. His games are full of this kind of grandiose and nonsensical dialogue, and of these archetypal characters, and yet they work. I think he could have made this movie work.
>I think Kojima
are you moronic
His movies are 2 and a half hour trailers that get old after the first 2 minutes
The r-raped cut will have full frontal nudity, two rape scenes, and several graphic sex scenes. You get to see naked breasts, bush, naked wieners, and fake cum.
A live action series based on Heavy Metal magazine would be great, but it would be R rated and it would be weird af but highly creative. Neither zack nor netflix can make something like that
Why? What is gained by changing the medium from animation to live action? Métal Hurlant is known for its crazy out there visuals. Making it live action will just hamper the ability to make the visuals crazy and out there.
There is french live action Metal Hurlant series. It lasted one season.
BRAVO SNYDER
hey martin I thought your readers wanted you to finish the game of thrones first
It's reputation is already in the dirt with the PG-13 cut. What damage is an R-rated cut for sex weirdos gonna do at this point?
It seems to be too graphic and weird. Filled with BDSM and sexual assalt.
>metal encasement in shape of woman kneeling with hands bound behind
hot. would like to see concept art. vintage extreme bondage vibes
>sees a being is trapped in some quasi-dick-sucking apparatus, likely for its entire life
>glad i'm not the only one having a bad day
woman moment
I wish netflix would worry more about shutting their dumb mouths.
>"Her c**t became the world." - George R. R. Martin
>"The tendies became the world." - Zack Snyder
bravo
the "franchise" is a turd already
>There is a worry that the R-rated cut is too niche and weird, and that it might shift the perception regarding the franchise
So that means no gay sex.
does anyone care about this shit? rebel sneed is very forgettable
Sneeder only has two types of fans, pajeets and incels. They both inhabit Cinemaphile
> we're worried about releasing a version only some people will like so we'll stick with the version nobody will like due to it being a complete hackjob
A very Netflix-grade decision
>tarnishing the franchise
they're really jumping the gun thinking this won't end up like all the other flops that were supposed to be the start of "franchises" on par with Star Wars
>We at Netflix think Zack Snyder is a visionary
>But we won't give him creative freedom to make the movie he wants to make and will force him to make a version of his movie that caters to the least common denominator
So which one is it?
Why can't Rebel Moon be R-Rated Star Wars instead of mediocre not-Star Wars? Why not make it unique by making it more adult? Is a bland product that no one likes really better than a divisive product that has a dedicated fanbase? There are people who unironically love Star Wars episode VIII. But there is frick all who unironically love IX.
Their idea was to have a cut that is targeted at family and kids. Then another targeted at teens and weirdos. So they'd have more content.
Their plan didn't work.
hoping for an unironic Pochi route for their works
fricking insane
>Why can't Rebel Moon be R-Rated Star Wars
When I first heard about it I thought that was the entire point, just move along with the current audience of star wars which is mostly adults anyway and make Adult Star Wars. Trying to cut a PG flick out of a movie made as an extremely R one and making that the main version is so bizarre.
How can you turn a franchise like SW into an R rated one when part of its success comes from the fact that's avaliable to everybody? Explain yourself, because if what you want is Jar Jar raping Anakin while Padme watches then you can comission that, no need for netflix or cinemas.
I mean a niche scifi franchise with a loyal following that will make every movie profitable even if it's not as mainstream appealing as star wars
I think the biggest lie in recent years is tricking people into thinking that Star Wars is for nerds
Depends what layer of Star Wars. The movies aren't for nerds. If you're one of those people who actually reads the books and shit, then you're a nerd.
SAAR PLS REDEEM THE RATE R REBEL MOON CUT SAAR WE LOVE ZADDY IN INDIA
>people believing this shit
No source at all. Director's cut is still set to release before Part II. Suck a dick seething disney shills
Desperate Synderoids need another hit asap
>Execs meddling already
Snyderbros why do they hate us? Why wont they let us have anything good?
release the gachimuchi cut
Honestly I'm guessing the R rated cut is going to be actual kino because it seems like ZERO effort was put into this version. I'm a big zack snyder fan but this was by far his worst work. I mean it's netflix so you sorta expect shit right out of the gate but this was just... bad.
Diversity Moon: Rise of the Minoritroons
is it over armyofthedeadbros?
wasn't army of the dead supposed to become a big franchise?
It flopped hard and Netflix still bought Snyder's next unbaked franchise
>It flopped hard
lmao imagine being so mad that you just make shit up
REMINDER: it won an oscar and topped the viewing figures
seethe harder
>REMINDER: it won an oscar
not a real one
Yes? It was awarded by the academy. Realer than yours or Nolan's at least. This is pure cope.
show me the statue, then
Snyder is coping and saying Planet of the Dead will reveal how the Army movies were part of the Rebel Moon universe all along. Otherwise Deade-verse is completely dead, the tv series was fully written/boarded and then scrapped, and the other non-Planet sequels were completely scrapped.
>Deade-verse is completely dead, the tv series was fully written/boarded and then scrapped, and the other non-Planet sequels were completely scrapped.
Not that I'd miss them but what's the reasoning?
>dead-verse
>is dead
BRAVA JORGE
>tentacle dicks
Bravo Snyder
They should be more worried about the movie being boring.
Tentacle porn = Snyder is ghey?
It's ranked #1 in Netflix movies right now so it doesn't matter. Cinemaphile thinks it's dumb but normies will slurp it up.
>There is a worry that the R-rated cut is too niche and weird, and that it might shift the perception regarding the franchise.
Then why the frick did they bother taking on Snyder in the first place?
was it tentacle rape?
Wait, there is an R rate version? Why the frick I watched this shit one then, I don't want to spent 3 hours watching this first part shit again gdoddamit Snyder and Netflix, frick you both
To profit off of rewatches.
Then why hire Snyder for that? Failing to capture the general audience and appealing to a weirdo niche is his whole MO.
I would think having Zack Synder's name attached to it would drive more people away than an R-rating would
>you think this brand of slop is shit?
>you must work for this other brand of slop
why are they like this?
It can't tarnish it more than whatever the theatrical tried. It was too disconnected and I felt there were lots of scenes and character development left out
>snyder pitches his shitty "franchise" with a bunch of buzzwords to sell it
>assume that things like "star wars but for adults" means that it's going to be a more serious film series, maybe more violence too
>it actually meant a bunch of deviant sexual shit would be included for no reason other than snyder being a horny teenager in a middle aged man's body
top kek
They should've worried about the movie being filled with terrible acting and and absolute nonsense instead. It being PG-13 just meant it would be gay and lame on top of those flaws. Snyder's only good movies are rated R.
Never since 300's boylovers line have I seen you homosexuals seethe so hard at snyderkino.
I wasn't particularly interested in this movie since it was a star wars script he changed around, but the way you homosexuals whine about it every single day piques that interest like no other.
Yes this is the kind of garbage contrarians like you claim to like. I doubt you'll ever bother to watch it, but that won't stop you from insisting its good simply because people who actually did watch it say it's garbage.
>seethe seethe seethe
Yawn.
IDC eat your shit, shit-eater
>brings up shit out of nowhere
I thought the pajeets loved Snyder
Jack Snyder
Hack Snyder
Nobody is going to watch 3 hours of this crap
Apparently you haven't spoke to anyone on Cinemaphile before. This place is like a Snyder clubhouse.
It's not like the perception can get any worse. At least the Snyder diehards who eat up anything he does will like it.
They really don't get how cringe their stuff is do they.
heh, sneeder
Netflix wanting dat Ga'hoole Chedder
Isn't the R rated version supposed to be a very different movie like say Justice League vs JL Snydercut?
Or is it just an extended version like Superman vs Batman, which just added more context but it's the same movie?
The latter. It is supposed to have more sex and violence but it's not like with Justice League where the studio went behind his back to vandalize the movie. He still had the final cut on the PG13 release.
Source?
They had a mutant threaten to rape a man in the "cut" version. This is just advertising.
>There is a worry that the R-rated cut is too niche and weird, and that it might shift the perception regarding the franchise.
bring it on zack the hack
I wish Netflix would have the same worry about all the other junk they release
Does anyone have a PDF of the book?
Make a good movie first then think about making a franchise
Done and done. Thanks for playing
Setting aside your naked delusions on the first point, come back when Rebel Moon toys do prequel trilogy numbers.
This movie is so fricking pathetic and lame. It's like watching "girl gaming".
So is pic related some kind of a robot or can anyone in the universe be ressureted?
>They want REBEL MOON to be the kind of franchise that can be appreciate by all kinds of demographic
AND THAT... is why it will fail
Is WBDC all over again, watering down sir Sneeder's vision
>first ever film's been out less than a week
>complains that the merchandise isn't selling as well as one of the most popular franchises of all time after it got its first film in decades yet
is this peak cope?
Nothing about Rebel Moon would appeal to children.
Star wars has r2d2 and c3p0, which even babies who cannot talk yet were able to enjoy due to r2d2's musical emotional beeps and boops. Star wars also had luke, while portrayed by an adult actor, was a very child-like character. Rebel Moon's leading "lady" already had al her character development apparently happen off screen before the movie ever started. Vs rebel moon's hardened, jaded, emotionless grown up female child super soldier who already knows everything. You know, exactly the kind of character children relate with!
There are also no fun musical moments, goofy slapstick scenes(jar jar, droids, farting aliens, etc). I dont even Remeber any kind of chase scenes or anything else kids would like.
There is also no cute/dilly critters. No ewoks. No baby yoda. No porgs. No jawas. No chewbacca. No gungans.
All rebel moon had going for it was that it was trying to be more adult/serious than star wars. They could have gone for the grown up star wars fandom and tried to make the show more dark like game of thrones or some such.
Instead its not adult enough for adults and not childish enough to be a family movie, falling into the same no mans land demographic problem that the disney star wars sequels fell into themselves despite disney's focus on producing childish content. Ironic.
Okay but what if it's a better movie ?
it's just shit longer like snydercut
>2 hours of boring I'm putting together a team, and the team is made up of the most forgettable nothing characters
Maybe they should worry that the movie itself, whatever cut of it, will tarnish the franchise
>Paper thin plot and characters
>New characters are introduced but add zero to the story
40 extras min will not save this
Realease the open shirt cut. Relaease the sex cut.
How is it possible Netflix didn't see or hear that part one is a MASSIVE failure because of it's pg-13?
I guess they don't care.
It's odd how companies now seem to want things to be failures now, how do they make it work?
Media is dying, ai might save it (but not now, cause ai still sucks).
We are entering media dark ages.
>if I just make shit up then everyone else seems dumb
It's literally topping all the streaming charts. Seethe moar
>all the streaming charts
lol
"#1 movie on Netflix this week" but half of shitty romcoms from previous weeks
>based on zero evidence I know it did badly
christ imagine getting this upset that you were filtered
>It's odd how companies now seem to want things to be failures now, how do they make it work?
Watch The Producers sometime or read up on Uwe Boll. It's called success from failure based on taking the money and running. The producers get the tax write-off money and run away laughing to their private Epstein Island while the audience whines about the woke/broke line of bullshit and the director blames the audience instead of the producers. Divide and conquer a society while being paid to do so through banking off of throwing the fight. It's brilliant.
why is this white man being assaulted by big black penises, complete with foreskin, glans, and meatus
It's a subversion of hentai. Instead of the tentacle monster fricking a school girl, it's the bad guy
Ok, so get the the point here, are they trying to get him to sanitize the R-Rated cut or not release it at all? Is there some indication that they're changing the plan?
Why were Orcs in Rebel Moon?
rebel moon is part of brightverse
The theater cut already ruined the franchise, absolute ass