NETFLIX really wants Rebel Moon to be a big IP.
They even are pushing for brewery ads.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1747665083382018460
NETFLIX really wants Rebel Moon to be a big IP. They even are pushing for brewery ads.
NETFLIX really wants Rebel Moon to be a big IP.
They even are pushing for brewery ads.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1747665083382018460
>Warhammer 40k but watered down and sissified
It's never gonna happen.
Lets be honest, the Amazon show is never happening.
It's for the best.
True, I seriously don't trust amazon with 40k
DOA
I hope. Also frick moron Cavill shills, dude has made only garbage
I dont trust GW to make proper 40k
Isn’t modern 40K just 40K watered down and sissified?
Can’t have them fascist chuds enjoying their Imperium
No, all the libtards were corralled and cordoned off into Age of Smegmar which will forever be cringe and irrelevant.
>literally stealing GoT
oof
Not really, they really try to downplay slannesh these days but they're still very dedicated to the grimdark, maybe too dedicated, there's people who go into legitimate fits of rage now at the idea there could be romance in the 41st millennium.
>Warhammer 40k but watered down and sissified
holy ESL
your shitty ripoff bombed, sissy
Pretty much, also people trust Cavillle and dont trust Snyder
40K is judaized Catholicism.
>40k is WF but in space
>WF is Elric but for onions boys
>The Witcher is Elric but for 30 IQ Poles
>Cavill stared as Geralt and is now shilling for 40k
We should just cut to the chase and have him play Dyvim Tvar
Not Yyrkoon?
This was apparently directed by Zack Snyder's son, Eli Snyder.
next-generation advertising going on here
how much do they pay you?
What are you talking about? I just find this whole thing funny. They've a beer line, a chic clothing line, comic books, novels, Funkos, and all kinds of shit and the first movie was barely out.
It’s not beer, and it exists irrespective of the film.
not enough
very soul crushing work
What's the target market for a canned water beverage called 'Liquid Death'? What do they look like, Cinemaphile?
"badass" liberals
Forklift operators
>liquid death- will melt the crust on your lips
>you just popped my crust!
Someone explain this stupid crust thing please.
dried shit and cum on the rim of gay mens' buttholes
But what's it to do with Offerman?
>frick, you just liquid death my crust
people which like do die of explosive diarrhea?
if water gives you diarrhea you should see a doctor.
With an edgy name like that was genuinely surprised to find out that its not an alcoholic beverage. Who drinks water out of a can anyway?
>Who drinks water out of a can anyway?
It's some of the best water I've had. But I've never bought it, always just got it for free at something I've gone to, or when I worked at a cafe.
It's for children, their main marketing in the beginning was through streamers. Anyone who tells you anything else is coping, it could only have been for zoomers because no other generation is sufficiently vulnerable to marketing to make water in an expensive can a successful business endeavor.
If I was in the market for buying a single bottle of water and it was a choice I would try it.
in bars everything is in glass bottles or cans. If you buy water you stand out and look like a dweeb. the intended purpose of liquid death cans is to sell water that looks like it fits into a bar setting so drivers don't stick out.
it's actually a clever idea, hence why it's selling so well.
Steve-O, apperently. He was promoting it. Decided to see if it actually was worth it, and it was not. It is literally just water in a can. Not flavored and not even carbonated
It's for former alcoholics and anti-booze people to drink when out with friends who actually drink alcohol, just to have something in your hand you know, to not stand out. I think it's a neat idea actually.
I guess that is kinda cool
I personally, would just not go be around drunk people.
But some people are not complete misanthropes
I never drink but know a lot of really good people who still have the habit.
liquid death is a canned water / sparkling water / light juice drink not a beer
I don't think its made in a "brewery"
I'm not a fan of Liquid Death but I think it's pretty cool that Eli is following in his father's steps directing commercials. Pretty soon we'll be watching and discussing polarizing Eli-kino on here
He apparently directed a full-length horror movie for his college.
Neat. There's just something about a son looking up to his father so much and wanting to emulate him that's cool to see
If a israelite did it you people would be rioting
It would create the same amount of goodwill, it's just that the inherent ill will that israelites have built up over their existence would still keep him in the negative.
That movie honestly looks more interesting than anything made by his father.
An I think only one who thinks that Eli is a weird name for a Hapa?
zack is a biblebasher
Eli ott
>Hapa
Is he?
>Flavored sparkling water
Just drink soda, fricking homosexual zoomers
>drink the corn syrup goy
no thanks
I like Polar sparkling water. Though theybalso have soda like ginger ale and root beer and birch beer.
His daughter's work was more entertaining.
Are these israelited losers really advertising their movie?
hahahahahaha oh no no no no no hahahahaha
He also played baby Rorschach in Watchmen
Film industry nepotism on its work right here.
>following in muh father footsteps
I'm so tired of this trope.
>NOOO YOUR SON CAN'T DO WHAT YOU INSPIRED HIM TO DO
How's weather in mumbai sirs?
The ad that he made is literally based on his dad project, you cant make this shit up anon.
>How's weather in mumbai sirs?
I wouldn't know, moron. Where I'm at it's freezing.
>you cant make this shit up
Kek. Mald harder, loser.
Seethe more shillBlack person. If he really 'climbing the entire industry by himself' like what you said in here
then he should be directing a cheap ads on tik tok or instagram instead of getting handled with a literal movie-based ads like this.
Wasn't me, I'm pro-nepotism.
Nepotism is based and if Whites were doing it, we wouldn't have most of the big issues right now.
I would call it nepotism if Zack Snyder was pushing for NETFLIX to give his son expensive movies deals right out of the gate no questions asked.
This is just his son doing an ad, which is a small start. If his son is smart, he'll keep working on making ads like his father did before jumping into indie films. Build a name for himself outside of being known as that other director's son.
Man, this is the worst thing one of Zack Snyder's kids has ever done....
>No, my Invincible Son, you can't follow in my footsteps, nor can I use any of my influence and contacts to help you, my son, to achieve your goals and fulfill your dreams. It might upset some randoms on the internet.
I wish netflix would die already
>we want the white peopel audience
Rebel Moon was definitely top 3 worst movies I've ever finished. Truly just terrible and lacking any inspiration or soul.
It's an attempt to intercept 40k's growing popularity and hijack it (since 40k is wrongthink chud propaganda)
It’s actually hilarious how much of Rebel Moon is stolen from 40k aesthetically.
>Imperium with dead emperor
>Mechanicus namedropped
>Main villain is essentially a Commisar
>Imperium is made up of fit white men
>Main character is essentially a sister of battle
>Motherworld has gothic architecture in a sci-fi universe
>Main soldiers wear almost carbon copy Guardsman uniforms
>Bolters
>Belisarius
>Titus
40k is a parody. Are liberals so stupid they cant even tell that 40k series is clearly a thing for them to look at and say "wow fascism is bad"
Are the liberals so moronic now they cant even understand literature that is aligned with their goals?
>HAS to bring up liberals in every conversation
yeah i wish we didn't have to constantly talk about liberals too
Filtered.
Homosexual
You should watch more films then
>Netflix
no
You already made this frickin thread troony. Buy an ad
>Liquid Death previews a parade of clichés that might appear during the SuperBowl, jabbing “Big Beer” in the eye with a new campaign tied to Rebel Moon—Part One: A Child of Fire.
Is that Black person trying to cosplay as ciaphis cain?
more girlboss bullshit
nobody cares
the movie has one of Zack's most used archetypes in the semi-reluctant handsome white guy thrust into the hero/savior role though
liquid death is water you fat stupid Black person
Why would you sell overpriced water and call it Liquid Death? That's just dumb. Fricking Americans.
well it worked
amerimutts are suckers for branding and marketing
Lol why would you call it that. I thought i was absinthe or something.
You're buying all the spin-offs and merchandizing, right, Cinemaphile?
I cannot fathom how someone could like this movie or even the boring universe it's set in. At least the movie could be considered worth a try cause it's a big budget sci fi flick, but why read the book when there are 100s of better sci fi books out there?
Because i got curious to see how the director's cut is going to turn out and the only way currently to know is by reading the novelization.
I hope the directors cut is worth watching cause the current version is an absolute dogshit movie.
I want a Jimmy figure.
No, don’t want any of that shit.
>Funko Pop!s
>not the Bandai SH Figuarts
pleb
so they doing the star wars approach then
WHERE IS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT WITH ALL THE RAPE, NAKED breasts, AND FAKE CUM? WHERE?
Why didn't they make the main movie the director's cut?
It's gonna be director's cum, not director's cut
Can this man be stopped?
What posseses a grown man to take selfies like a 16 year old girl?
Its visionary and full of deep symbolism. Youre not from the subcontinent so you wouldnt get it.
It's different because it's black and white
He looks like he is in maximum payne
Needs shades.
JUST
Punished Snyder will inflict his pain upon us all
This is entirely India's fault.
I watched it. Was pretty shitty. Alright for a Star wars rip off, not good enough to be a real movie
>REBEL MOON R-rated cut will show brain-matter, torn limbs, full frontal nudity, and fake cum
>Zack Snyder on the 3 hours R rated cut of Rebel Moon Part 1: “Way more brutal. More bizarre. Verhoeven-esque. More RoboCop than you know... in the way that is uses violence as another character. And there's a lot of nudity and sex in it, and Sci-Fi fantasy.”
>One of the main differences between the original and the director's cuts will be their explicit content. Rebel Moon received a PG-13 rating from the Motion Picture Association for "sequences of strong violence, sexual assault, bloody images, language, sexual material, and partial nudity." While the original version is already pushing the limits of the PG-13 rating and drawing some ire, the extended director's cuts will be rated R, allowing them to show even more of the aforementioned explicit content, including some very, VERY graphical sex scenes as well as a rape scene.
RELEASE THE RAPE CUT.
Who asked for this?
Snyder did. He realised he can charge dumb consumer cattle twice for the same movie.
Wouldn’t just going full-R in the theaters actually draw more people in rather than half-assing it with a lame PG affair that pleases nobody?
What's worse is that it is a streaming movie. There is no danger of audiences skipping the movie because of any offensive material.
If anything an over-the-top R-rated movie would have helped the movie because normies would be discussing the outrageous scenes and moments for weeks with no end. There were movies and shows released by Netflix that trended just because of the over the top sex scenes. Like that show where a woman cheats on her husband with her ex boyfriend.
Probably some netflix algorithm bs that only makes sense internally. Why settle for people watching your movie once when you can milk their watch sessions over several months of subscriptions.
netflix wanted kids to see the movie over christmas
>“It is a deeper dive into Zack’s lore. It’s a deeper dive into these characters individually, how they intersect, how they got there, and the inner workings of them trying to, form a team to stand up against the enemies.”
>Michiel Guisman noted that the pace is “up, always” in Netflix’s first version, but the director’s cut will give viewers a chance to “dive into a bit more backstory and into these characters. Their tics and how they interact.”
>Ray Fisher, reuniting with Snyder after their DC collaborations, also stressed that “the action in the director’s cut is going to be R-rated as well, so those fight sequences will be much more intense.”
>One fight featuring Boutella’s rebel leader is especially crunching, even with a softer age rating. “After seeing the rated R [version of that scene], I remember feeling that it was so violent – and I couldn’t put my finger on why. I didn’t feel like I saw much more blood than in the PG-13 cut. I don’t know if it’s the editing or the sound, but it’s so visceral and ambitious,” she said.
RELEASE THE RAPE CUT.
I'm sure it will be super interesting to deeper dive into some cookie cutter diverse fashion models
>So Rebel Moon was shaping up to be approximately three hours long—which worried Netflix film chairman Scott Stuber. “Stuber was like, 'On the service, under-two-hour movies really do better for some reason,' even though you'll binge-watch a series of eight episodes,” Deborah Snyder says.
>“Zack said, ‘If you ask me to make this less than two hours, I’m going to lose all the character. You won’t care about these people. It’s a character story about how people can change, and redemption, and what are you willing to fight for…’
>There are some scenes that are not in the movie, and while we were doing it, I could have told you that they weren’t going to be in it. It was like, “How could you cut this scene for a 12-year-old?” There are other scenes where it doesn’t matter and it doesn’t change whatsoever. But then there are other scenes, like Noble’s bedchamber. I’m so messed up, because I remember that it was numbered as scene 31. When I shot that scene, I pushed it quite far in some of the takes, but they cut around it in this one. So, in the extended cut, it’ll feel different, but it was all the same takes, although I swore like a sailor in certain takes. Zack would then say, “OK, now let’s get one without swearing, just so we’re safe for the PG-13.”
>"There's a scene where you see body parts of Kora. You see her naked [Rated R version]. And I wanted her to not look perfect. And Zack went with it. Adding scars to my naked torso and tit. To change a bit the aesthetic of what you might anticipate."
WE NEED TO SEE SOFIA'S CHARACTER SCARRED BROWN breasts.
>"Stuber was like,"
So he SAID it?
Yeah, that looks like real reporting.... Professional journalism there.
Can you give the sauce of this? I really hope it's true, I want to see Sofia's breasts.
>"We're still tweaking, but they'll probably be 45-minutes to an hour longer, each one. You get more character. You get a lot more of everything. It's not just a few deleted scenes."
>Snyder teased: “It’s, like, an hour longer and has a whole other opening that’s all Ed (Skrein). It focus on Belisarius. It’s really crazy.”
>“Basically, there was a Royal Family devouring the universe but with benevolent intentions,” Snyder explained.
>“Then, once [Regent] Balisarius (Fra Free) comes to power, it’s more of a Napoleonic concept, as he was afraid of the Motherworld’s Empire but decide to take it from within and not only continue its expansion efforts but double down on it.”
>“And I just think that those things are so easy to relate to in our history and mythology. And it’s incredible how humans just keep doing the same thing over and over.”
WE NEED MORE IMPERIUM/MOTHERWORLD SHENANIGANS.
It's pretty obvious, specially with the recent ad, that Snyder has no real interest whatsoever on the good guy characters. He seems to be self-inserting himself hard in this evil Regent character.
Snyder referred to the protagonists of the first movie as Terrorists.
>balisarius
subtle
Jesus, the elites really hate farmers don't they.
>dude le stuck culture le nothing but reboots, sequels, and remakes
>where are all le original ideas??
>okay here's a completely original story
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT IT FRICKING SUCKS WHERE'S MY MARVEL REBOOTS WHERE'S MY SLOP WARS SEASON 3 NOOOOOOO
why can't you fricking idiots make up your minds? you deserve the next 10 years of boring sequels and unimaginative reboots.
what part of this story is original, exactly?
Le completely original story pushing a 10 years worth of shitquels
>le, le, le
Frick you. Don't express yourself that way anymore. Unless you're French, then maybe we'll talk.
I'm doing it le ironically
homosexualry perpetuates even in irony.
It's entirely derivative shit we've all seen before
It's pastiche that I happily take over most of the things that inspired it.
Bet you like vomit over the food that caused it
>derivative snydershit
>original
pick one
I like the idea of a new original space opera IP but Rebel Moon just looks awful. They want it to be the next Star Wars but they couldn't even hire any decent artists, the aesthetic is dogshit.
Funny. I everything else about the movie BUT the aesthetics and some of the lore shown.
But that's mostly because Snyder is cribbing everything from Warhammer 40K and i like the idea of space opera mixed with high fantasy where you've sci-fi concepts but everything else still looks aged and ancient and knight-ly.
I'd rather have a movie about the rise and expansion of the Imperium than... whatever the frick we got.
I want a mclaren.
>Just an ad
This is nothing new. Hobbit had Dennys meals. So much stuff had multimedia tie ins.
>now that marxists have ruined Star Wars and fans have abandoned it let's make something similar that's woke from the start to get the audience who left them
wokeoids don't actually like woke shit, they just want to pervert and corrupt "problematic" kino
here's a thesis on "woke"
watch the whole thing and educate yourself on your enemy if you're gonna fight them
Buy an ad, ivan
go back marxist
everyone here has adblock
>Ivan
Most astroturfed meme of 2023. Do you guys at the academy draw straws on who gets /misc/, who gets /b/ etc?
Rebel Moon sounds like an IPA you'd order at a hipster bar
Gee, maybe they shouldn't have cut it into 2 movies with 4 different releases, then.
that's the least of their worries with this piece of total shit
It's a great movie, I'd just like to see the uncut version of it, is all. All its issues, at least if you don't just dislike Snyder's style in general, are with the pacing and I'm fairly sure that's mainly because too much connective tissue had been left on the cutting room floor.
No one cares. Zack Snyder is a fricking lunatic who's content with his fanbase being paid third worlder shills. Anything for that ego boost huh Zack?
I work at a Walmart in a pretty big city. My department has a big shelf of Rebel Moon merchandise that's been up for 2-3 weeks. None of it has sold, besides a couple bags of the Rebel Moon cheddar popcorn. We have an entire pallet in the back that's stacked with boxes of additional merchandise that will probably never hit the shelf
Oh dear. Rebel Moon getting smashed by Kevin Hart.
Rebel Moon surpassed Army of the Dead views in less time. It's already a success.
Zack....
> In its first 28 days on Netflix, Army of the Dead was watched in 75 million households
Dead heat, and not as if anyone remembers Army of the Dead now.
It says 72m in four weeks.
https://www.ign.com/articles/army-of-the-dead-views-netflix-record
Zack....
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/sweet-tooth-army-of-the-dead-netflix-viewers-1234985371/
Every other source says 72m
https://deadline.com/2021/05/zack-snyder-army-of-the-dead-netflix-viewership-figures-1234766042/
Also, back then Netflix counted "watching at least 2 minutes" as a view.
Apparently it is very very important to you that Rebel Moon had incrementally more viewers in the first four weeks than Army of the Dead.
Why?
>brewery
It's an ad for canned water.
"No. We have Star Wars at home."
NETFLIX will just keep on doubling down.
>Nolan-esque
They know their audience, i give em that.
Good, the movie was a success.
Rebel Moon's got that E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy, Daikatana, Too Human vibe to it. Also Metabarons. Abandoning ship right now would be very silly.
Rebel moon has no Eye Divine Cybermancy vibes what are you
On about, the RM world is no where near gritty enough or obfuscated for that.
>Weird religious clothing and practices
This is just worldbuilding 101 for sci fi universes.
I am sute it will do as good as Daikatana
Hush. Daikatana is a classic.
LMAO. Fricking Farmer Simulation tie-in.
Your average farm simulator autist doesn't want a bunch of gay pop culture tie ins a la Fortnite or CoD
Yeah, marketing is overly aggressive.
Surely this is either fake or just an unofficial mod.
It's real.
Is the comic any good?
The lime Liquid Death is so good. Their teas too.
>honey we have warhammer at home
The marketing here actually betrays how poorly the current film industry functions, literally anyone who saw the movie knows it’s crap and has no legs.
The final 30 mins of the film are so absurd, and yet generic, I actually laughed. How that got through the 100s of people it takes to approve a big budget flick like this blows my mind.
It clearly shows that the desire for it to be “the next big sci fi IP” and the people who need to make that happen are completely divorced from the people who actually made the film. It’s all teams and sun teams and deadlines and it really shows.
I knew this happened before but I never knew it was THIS BAD AND GETTING WORSE.
I think you're overthinking it, Zack Snyder is just a moronic hack
"Mommmm I'll take out the trash later. I'm busy playing Rebel Moon Farm Simulator with my friends!"
Rebel Moon was fricking awful.
>what if we smashed together 40k and star wars
Snyder is a hack, 300 was his lightning in a bottle and he hasent made anything good in 15 years
>300 was his lightning in a bottle
Reminder that in the case of all his successful movies, someone else than Snyder did the cinematography.
It's why both Rebel moon and that zombie flick looks like shit.
There's a thing to be said about the Snyder/Netflix collaboration: It's the first time his movies have received good looking promotional posters.
Man, I wanted to like the movie but it was so bad. The whole opening already where she farms and it is portrayed like a fricking coffee bean commercial or later when the old guy talks to her about getting a man and she just expositions her entire personality instead of having one. And the other characters have even less going on - they mostly just appear and then stand with the group and then the finale happens like the movie just looked at its watch and went
>Oh shit, it's this late already? We still need some sort of climax!
My favorite part was the robot because I actually thought for a second "hey, maybe this could be a cool character" and he did one thing, runs off and shows up as a stinger at the end and suddenly looks like he bonded with the land like some fricking druid.
The way characters speak in this is just so fricking weird.
I actually liked this movie a lot, and the Egyptian girl is hot and muscular and I won't pretend otherwise for the sake of this board
Guess they should have made the flagship product better then, huh?
"A True Certified Kino" the king of Cinemaphile Armond White says on Rebel Moon "An Action Film with the Touch of a Poet"
Rebel Moon, a Star Wars for grown-ups.
>After a contentious public fight with Warner Bros. over the artistic direction of its DC comic-book franchise, Zack Snyder, director of Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, and Zack Snyder’s Justice League, went independent, creating his own sci-fi universe at Netflix with the two-part Rebel Moon.
>Snyder’s characteristic interest in spiritual, erotic, kinetic pop mythology serves revenge — but as a vision. Rebel Moon resembles numerous, familiar sci-fi adventure tales but very few have had comparable energy or imagination, or displayed such an ineffable cinematic knack.
>Working as his own cinematographer, Snyder makes the narrative as lusty as fantasy artist Frank Frazetta, but the sensual daring (teal skies with white clouds, a view of planets looming in an ochre horizon, his signature motif of particles floating in a prelude to violence) produces kineticism and wonder that matches The Thief of Bagdad. Consider how Tarak tames an enormous gryphon, soaring the height of mountains, then both gorgeous creatures peer at us achieving 3D closeness (without 3D). Snyder caps the thrill with Kora reaching up to touch the animal’s blue-black feathers as it sweeps by.
>Kids who love sci-fi and video-game fantasy are easily impressed as part of the fun, but the genre has rarely produced filmmakers who are aesthetically distinguished. Snyder has that gift (his imagery unites ideas from Terrence Malick’s A Hidden Life with Walter Hill’s Geronimo: An American Legend — the lyrical, the hostile, plus the historical. And he achieves visual-kinetic excitement that George Lucas, Peter Jackson, and the Wachowskis should envy. With the exception of Chad Stahelski’s dazzling John Wick 4, nothing on screen this year has been so visually striking as Rebel Moon.
I think the only movie he disliked from Zack Snyder was Army of the Dead. Or am i misremembering?
I find everything to do with the Royal Family assassination, the myth surrounding Princess Issa, the way the Jimmy robots work, and even how the Imperium's soldiers look and behave all very interesting.
But the movie is barely about any of that. The movie instead is about poor rebels fighting the bad nazis. Very, very generic. Characters that i don't give a frick about.
>Make cool, interesting antagonists
>Spend 90% of the story with le plucky group of rebels fighting oppression
Boring as frick. I'll be interested when I see one of those red robed masked priest guys beheading rebels and not before.
I genuinly feel embarrassed for the people who look at this and think 'Man, I can't wait to watch this movie!'. Also, Am I supposed to be attracted to the main character mutt who's plastered everywhere? Is this how boomers felt when Star Wars came out? I wonder...