Never ask Raikage how his son is, An Uzamki, what happened to his village, or Tobirama what clan his girlfriend is from

Never ask Raikage how his son is, An Uzamki, what happened to his village, or Tobirama what clan his girlfriend is from

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anon are you having a seizure?

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He was a homosexual just like his brother

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hot if true

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he's the straightest man in village history

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Where are his wife and kids, then?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            His Uchiha waifu was killed

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a goat

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >turns out he was absolutely spot-on about everything
    it's also surreal how much shit he just casually invented along the way

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >casually
      Hes not a casual man at all. Those techniques were all made with the serious intent of a Uchiha genocide

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        everyone person fowling him was better than him with his own techniques

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thats the point of naruto. The next generation is always supposed to surpass those who came before.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah except that until Naraku and Sausage Hashirama was never surpassed by anyone

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Its easy when you have the shikon israeliteel

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >surrounds himself in bees because he'd get one-shotted by the pervert monk otherwise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >turns out he was absolutely spot-on about everything

      Explain

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nta but the uchiha were going to attempt a coup before Itatchi did his double agent sacrifice thing. Despite being made the police branch of the village they were still just biding their time until they could take full control of the village.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what would the uchiha tax policy be?
          would they have taken better care of an orphan like naruto?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Uchiha ethnostate. All lesser clans would be eradicated. maybe, MAYBE the hyuga can stay as 2nd class citizens but its unlikely. After that the tax policy would be dependent on ability. No skills pay more while people like Madara get everything for free.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was literally responsible for every problem in the series. He ended up being worse than every Uchiha aside from Madara (who he both enabled AND saved).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tobirama being selected as the next hokage rather than the next hokage being nominated was what caused it. The uchiha(probably) wouldnt have cared if they didnt get madara or someone else as hokage if they had a fair shake at it, but instead tobirama was hand picked. The police force stuff was salt in the wounds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He nearly destroyed Konoha by alienating the Uchiha. Making them the police force was a good thing on the surface, but the villagers resented them for it. The Uchiha only started to plan the coup after the village moved them to the outskirts because of Obito controlling the Kyubi, crippling their resources.

          In the third ninja war, Hiruzen made the Uchiha fight Kirigakure, a village that specializes in water release. Uchiha specialize in fire release. See where I'm going with this? Not to mention that the Uchiha got no credit for the war and Fugaku was never considered a serious candidate for Hokage after his merits in the eastern front.

          They literally abandoned Madara and chose to stay in the village and got treated like shit for it. It's a surprise they didn't try to revolt sooner. Frick Itachi and frick Shisui, two worst characters in the entire series by far.

          The Uchiha believed themselves the rightful rulers of Kirihagahura and only begrudgingly accepted being tard-wrangled by Hashirama. They were never going to be accepted as Hokage because the other clans knew exactly what their opinion of them was, and putting it to a vote so they could tell them to pound sand would result in a temper-tantrum that would tear the village apart. (Hell, I think it's even mentioned that even the magical fairyland option of the Uchiha fricking off peacefully would result in the village getting torn apart as the others took the opportunity to invade.) Making them the special police (basically, sanctioning the shit they were going to get up to anyway) kept as much of the piss outside the tent as possible until a final solution to the Uchiha question could be found...which, to be fair, Danzo (PBUH) almost did. Tobirama's only mistake was in underestimating the degree of their Uchiha-ness, probably due to marrying one of the few sane ones.

          Thats the point of naruto. The next generation is always supposed to surpass those who came before.

          It's more that they're supposed to support them so they can surpass them, which is why the problems are caused by those that refuse to let go of power (e.g. Danzo), those that refuse to take responsibility (e.g. the Sannin) and those that fail to think about the transition (e.g. looking in your direction, Hashirama, you little shit).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's something an UCHIHA would say, sure.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    While we're here. How are we feeling about Netflix Naruto adaptation?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      jewnime adaptations should not be a thing, morons who watched pozzed piece should be hanged

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        counterpoint

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sasuke acts exactly like Madara did as the Shadow Hokage but were supposed to belive Naurto ushered in a better world with his talk no jutsu

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >surely this will make sure the Senju and Uchiha will survive long into the future

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Boruto worth reading?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    post it

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He nearly destroyed Konoha by alienating the Uchiha. Making them the police force was a good thing on the surface, but the villagers resented them for it. The Uchiha only started to plan the coup after the village moved them to the outskirts because of Obito controlling the Kyubi, crippling their resources.

    In the third ninja war, Hiruzen made the Uchiha fight Kirigakure, a village that specializes in water release. Uchiha specialize in fire release. See where I'm going with this? Not to mention that the Uchiha got no credit for the war and Fugaku was never considered a serious candidate for Hokage after his merits in the eastern front.

    They literally abandoned Madara and chose to stay in the village and got treated like shit for it. It's a surprise they didn't try to revolt sooner. Frick Itachi and frick Shisui, two worst characters in the entire series by far.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Konoha should have had a back the blue movement so the Uchiha would know they were appreciated

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hiruzen was such a peace of shit lmao. Uchiha unrioncily did nothing wrong.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Raikage x Hinata ntr hentai

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    isnt naruto in the real world and the ninja villages a bunch of autists?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sasuke was the best thing to happen to Naruto. Every time Sasuke was on screen you knew some shit was going down. Every time Sasuke was on screen he was also saying some dope avenger shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was a gay for forgiving the Leaf tbqh famalam

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Naruto Live-Action Movie is anticipated to come out in theaters in 2026 at the earliest

    10/10 rage when i read that

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leafs was never the good guys

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kisame where are you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We're leaving

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Salad is worse girl

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kakashi is the only well written Naruto character

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why was it never explained why the senju just stopped existing?

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