Never been so anxious watching a movie before

Never been so anxious watching a movie before

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    First movie?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women climbing phallic object
    what did they mean by this?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens when they have to take a shit? Just go over the edge?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      from that height their poop would become a lethal weapon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you realise that's literally what happens to shit on an aeroplane, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic
          when you shit on an airplane it goes into what is basically a septic tank on the plane that they empty out when its refueling for the next flight
          did you really think it just released the shit out the bottom

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i remember seeing those guys wear hazmat suits when they were sent in to clean that shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but I spent my entire childhood refusing to look up at airplanes going overhead because my troll grandpa told me that all the shit and piss gets dropped out of a hole in the bottom of the plane

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What else am I to assume when it sucks with the clapping, sonic boom decompression force of ur mom.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              assume that it needs to move the shit you just took from a pressurized environment within the cabin to a low pressure environment.
              my mistake was that I assumed you had passed middle school science

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah a low pressure environment like the sky. But its cool you got an A in Diarrhea class.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes moron, the cabin is held to a different pressure. this helps to prevent people from suffocating while flying well above the maximum height of everest

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How do you think rain forms? Oh it just spawns up there? Fricking idiot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao this dude lived his whole life moving away when an airplane flew by

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did show one of them peeing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine getting stuck in the desert when all of a sudden you get splashed with liquids you assume to be rain and pull your tongue out to drink it up haha

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha that's pretty funny

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah my hands were sweating on the remote

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so
    did they fall, or is it false advertising?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a false advertising. But you do get to see some feet and one of the prostitutes take their padded bra off that's about it. 3/10 movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda of?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually fell for these threads and gave this movie a try, it is NOT what you think, the movie is about 2 women who are in love with the same mutt, not worth watching.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine anon probably pirated it, so yeah, the rental was free.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's no masterpiece, but it's good dumb entertainment that doesn't take itself overly seriously and knows that a large chunk of the audience wants to see hot women's cleavage and feet. Nothin wrong with that. Plus props for them actually filming on a real set and not just CGI.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >real set
        what do you mean? The two actress were actually on a pole a gorillion of meters high? what about personal safe/security general?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they were on a short pole on top of some kind of hill or mountain and they used camera angles to make it seem taller.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cont...
            I'm sure they used CGI for some shots but still I like that they at least didn't do it entirely in CGI

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They only ended up there because they were trying to parallel park.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about a movie like Free Solo, where the guy is actually climbing with no ropes, not acting?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      magic hand powder

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        privilleged climbing genetics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        privilleged climbing genetics

        And malfunction of amigdala. I urge that cheater to do it with my body and fear of heights. He wouldn't get up to 20 meters.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Climbing community thinks facts care about their feelings

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Climbing community
            Yeah bunch of phonies. And bigots. When will they represent plus size people and trans people? Cancel those mfers already, discrimination runs deep in their blood.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yep their pursuit to reach these big heights is just a metaphor for their ego. Like ok chill god can see and hear you just fine from your bedside. Its just stolen valor from spelunking chads anyway, the real heros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Free Solo is gay. It's not a free solo if you use all kind of fancy chemicals and fabrics that basically glue you to the fricking mountain.

      Also, he used steps and shit carved into the mountain by previous climbers.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go out into the middle of a remote, hard to access area
    >tell no one where you're going
    >tell no one if they don't hear from you in x amount of time send help to where you said you'd be going
    >get stuck because you do something risky/stupid
    >almost die, forcing you to do something desperate/traumatic to survive
    There are countless movies with this exact scenario and yet it keeps fricking happening.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cover for this cracks me up everytime. How starved of kino do you have to be to try something like this movie out. This is about as lazy as a movie gets. You thought it was a nerve wrecking film? let me take a random guess, you have a fear of heights, how did i know?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    17 replies and not a single booba pic. The absolute state.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You made it 18 by complaining with no breasts, and you should also be responsible for my comment informing you that you are part of the problem not the solution. So 19.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m here for THAT webm.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h israelites try so hard to make them look strong and booby

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      breasts

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't watched Possession (1981), then.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same for me. The entire film, my pulse was racing and my breathing was tight and shallow, palms slick with perspiration, knowing that I was never going to touch any of those booba.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still hate you for memeing this movie to me. I tried watching it and it's literal 1/10 unwatchable crap

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you improve it?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if one of the ladies fell all the way down and her clothes got shredded off by the velocity and I was sitting at the bottom with an erect penis and she landed butthole-first onto it? Would be so awkward haha.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no, we broke off a few sections of ladder near the top
    >we are going to have to take off all of our clothes and fashion them into a rope!
    Then they make out at the bottom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      picked up

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's your favorite wrestler Cinemaphile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been a sucker for the more acrobatic styles, I have to say rey mysterio. oddly enough second best is randy orton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misawa

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She fricked her friend's husband and father, why are women like this

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn climb a dilapidated radio tower with a big tiddy tomboish gf
    why even live?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of them has huge breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      blonde had huge breasts, until the brunette took her baggy clothes off and she had even bigger breasts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like this plot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a concept known as "escalation"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They even kinda wrote that into the script by having the blonde one say that she was wearing a push-up bra

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. Showing breasts for simp bucks

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f black
    nothing
    >ctr+f feet
    only one, Cinemaphile, you be frickin up

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fapped to the entire thing while watching. Pretty comfy if i say so.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is based, and I h8 FinalDestgays.
    It's pure exploitation. And the special effects system they customized for it is genius. I wish stupid action slop would at least utilize special effects that induce vertigo, anxiety and queasiness like this does.
    Tom Cruise's Dubai climbing stunt can't compete and was shot more cartoonishly. Albeit Fallout was more grounded kino.

    Can't wait for Fall 2 which is in pre-production and especially the unknown horror movie they're working on with same tech.

    Fall is the greatest movie to recommend to a girl who isn't aware of the film. They will hide in your pants

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how i used to frequently have height and free fall nightmares, no frickin thanks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      breasts alone are worth it

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two burners paying the toll
    Oh no

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl I jerked off all the way through

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