Holy frick you are stupid. The VVitch was boring, In the Heart of the Sea was nothing but ugly CGI, Steve Jobs was so up it's own ass. No Escape was absolutely terrible I have no idea how you could seriously put that as one of the best movies of the year, it was a 3/10 at most and that's being very generous.
I'm not sorry you've a complete and total fricking moron who likes feeling phallic objects filling your sodomite anus.
Imagine a movie being made by a male feminist who hires the author of The vegana Monologues -who specifically wrote a story about how all sex by men is bad, but a girl raping another girl to force her to be a lesbian is good- as a writer and advisor on how the women should act, and them putting out an article in fricking Time magazine overtly, specifically fricking saying "This is feminist propaganda, Max is not the main character, Furiosa is and the point is to set her up to replace him so we can make purely feminist action movies." and then your homosexual ass being so thoroughly cucked and braindead you actually go "N-N-NOOOOOO! IT WAS K-K-KINOOOOO! Y-YOU GOT F-F-F-FILTURD! TH-TH-THE DIRECTOR AND WRITERS ARE WRONG! I-I-IT WAS B-B-B-BASED! THERE WAS A GUY WITH A FLAMETHROWER GUITAR! I LIKE D-D-D-DICKS IN MY BUTT!"
Imagine a movie being made by a male feminist who hires the author of The vegana Monologues -who specifically wrote a story about how all sex by men is bad, but a girl raping another girl to force her to be a lesbian is good- as a writer and advisor on how the women should act, and them putting out an article in fricking Time magazine overtly, specifically fricking saying "This is feminist propaganda, Max is not the main character, Furiosa is and the point is to set her up to replace him so we can make purely feminist action movies." and then your homosexual ass being so thoroughly cucked and braindead you actually go "N-N-NOOOOOO! IT WAS K-K-KINOOOOO! Y-YOU GOT F-F-F-FILTURD! TH-TH-THE DIRECTOR AND WRITERS ARE WRONG! I-I-IT WAS B-B-B-BASED! THERE WAS A GUY WITH A FLAMETHROWER GUITAR! I LIKE D-D-D-DICKS IN MY BUTT!"
>Obviously, we need many more women and many more women of color and many more women who are experiencing realities that haven't been given platforms. >women who are experiencing realities
Can someone who speaks feminist explain what the frick this means?
who are experiencing realities
like single moms, 40yo child free girls, wiener carousel teens, fat sex symbols, black lesbian bisexuals without a father etc...
you cut out the second half of the quote that gives it context >more women who are experiencing realities that haven't been given platforms.
showcase women in situations that they face in real life but have not yet been depicted in mainstream media
is this board full of ESL third worlders who can't read
>age of ultron
capeshit >jurassic world
shit >Mad max fury road
forgettable >inside out
never seen it but probably shit >force awakens
beginning of the end for star wars >Furious 7
last tolerable movie in the franchise >spy
mediocre movie carried by Jason Statham >Spectre
another shitty craig bond flick >ant-man
capeshit >the Martian
Reddit Personified >San Andreas
never seen it >Bridge of spies
fell asleep while watching >Black mass
never seen > Ex Machina
barely remember what happens in it >Hunger Games: Mocking Jay part 2
unnecessary 2 parter that ends in whimper >sicario
pretty good >mission impossible
pretty good >straight outta compton
never seen
this guy is mostly right
Ex Machina is more 'baby's first introduction to philosophical problems of cognition' tho, and with a good and entertaining performance by Oscar Isaac
Sicario >> Mission Impossible >>> don't even care to rate the others because I have no desire to return to them
People always say this, and the only examples they come up with are ridiculously overhyped shit like There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men and The Assassination...
>capeshit >capeshit with dinosaur >capeshit for women >kino >capeshit in space >capeshit with cars >didn't watch it >capeshit for bongoloids >capeshit >capeshit in mars >have no idea >capeshit for boomers >who >sex with robots >nah >kino i guess >zero interest >Black folk
wow great year indeed
Great year, but you couldn't exactly go see Come and See in 1985 if you lived outside of the Iron Curtain. I don't think it really made it to the west until a few years later. Its a weird addition to that list.
i miss when Cinemaphile used to make "best films of ___" threads. i think we stopped in 2014? would do it every winter.
ran into some real nice indie kino back then that way.
Most of those are shit. I will admit that 2015-2016 was probably the last dying breath of the movie industry before it went to complete wokeshit so I imagine a lot of people will look back on that time fondly..
Hilarious how some of us thought Trump might be a turning point in the culture, but I distinctly remember the cultural institutions turning the gay shit up to 11 in 2017 and never looking back.
I don't care what anyone says, The Martian was kino and comfy despite having some cringey moments (like "I'm gonna science the SHIT outta this!"). It was a feel-good movie about the indomitable spirit of the white man, kinda like Cast Away. In fact, The Martian is in some ways just Cast Away on Mars.
>age of ultron
bad capeshit >jurassic world
absolute garbage >Mad max fury road
good >inside out
good >force awakens
abomination >Furious 7
they had to stop 2 movies ago >spy
eh >Spectre
mediocre >ant-man
good capeshit >the Martian
sucking off china too much >San Andreas
never seen it >Bridge of spies
never seen it >Black mass
ok >Ex Machina
Not bad, maybe overrated but not bad >Hunger Games: Mocking Jay part 2
frick Hunger Games >sicario
good >mission impossible
not my cup of tea but good >straight outta compton
appropriate
2007 was better >there will be blood >no country for old men >transformers >ATHF movie >postal >sunshine >zodiac >bourne 3 >hot fuzz >blades of glory >surf's up >ocean's 13 >balls of fury >three ten to yuma >chuck n larry >national treasure 2 >live free or die hard
2014 was better.
fpbp
interstellar saved that year, although the ending was cringe
>0 good movies on there
Impressive. Best movie of that year was Bone Tomahawk by the way.
imagine getting filtered by Mad Max
Female empowerment propaganda. Pretty girls and well made though.
Sorry, but I am Kenough. Women need to be empowered so I can do beach while they pay the bills.
I don't speak that gibberish.
Anyway, let's list the actually good movies from that year:
>Bone Tomahawk
>The Witch
>In the Heart of the Sea
>The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
>No Escape
>Tale of Tales
>Steve Jobs
>No Escape
The Owen Wilson one? That was surprisingly exciting. I remember people being mad because the villains were brown.
Yeah. Adrenaline kino. Very underrated.
>it's somehow even worse than OP's list
wew what a year what a decade
You sound like your opinions aren't even worth giving to a homeless guy.
(You)
That (You) is worthless.
Holy frick you are stupid. The VVitch was boring, In the Heart of the Sea was nothing but ugly CGI, Steve Jobs was so up it's own ass. No Escape was absolutely terrible I have no idea how you could seriously put that as one of the best movies of the year, it was a 3/10 at most and that's being very generous.
>Female empowerment propaganda.
I'm sorry you have brainrot Anon.
I'm not sorry you've a complete and total fricking moron who likes feeling phallic objects filling your sodomite anus.
Death of the author solved this a while ago. Too much time on blogsites is the problem here.
Imagine a movie being made by a male feminist who hires the author of The vegana Monologues -who specifically wrote a story about how all sex by men is bad, but a girl raping another girl to force her to be a lesbian is good- as a writer and advisor on how the women should act, and them putting out an article in fricking Time magazine overtly, specifically fricking saying "This is feminist propaganda, Max is not the main character, Furiosa is and the point is to set her up to replace him so we can make purely feminist action movies." and then your homosexual ass being so thoroughly cucked and braindead you actually go "N-N-NOOOOOO! IT WAS K-K-KINOOOOO! Y-YOU GOT F-F-F-FILTURD! TH-TH-THE DIRECTOR AND WRITERS ARE WRONG! I-I-IT WAS B-B-B-BASED! THERE WAS A GUY WITH A FLAMETHROWER GUITAR! I LIKE D-D-D-DICKS IN MY BUTT!"
>Obviously, we need many more women and many more women of color and many more women who are experiencing realities that haven't been given platforms.
>women who are experiencing realities
Can someone who speaks feminist explain what the frick this means?
Something something no father figure.
who are experiencing realities
like single moms, 40yo child free girls, wiener carousel teens, fat sex symbols, black lesbian bisexuals without a father etc...
you cut out the second half of the quote that gives it context
>more women who are experiencing realities that haven't been given platforms.
showcase women in situations that they face in real life but have not yet been depicted in mainstream media
is this board full of ESL third worlders who can't read
Fury Road, also feat. Mad Max
That alone is the reason the movie shouldn't exist.
I tried watching it, got filtered after 20min it was fricking boring
>age of ultron
capeshit
>jurassic world
shit
>Mad max fury road
forgettable
>inside out
never seen it but probably shit
>force awakens
beginning of the end for star wars
>Furious 7
last tolerable movie in the franchise
>spy
mediocre movie carried by Jason Statham
>Spectre
another shitty craig bond flick
>ant-man
capeshit
>the Martian
Reddit Personified
>San Andreas
never seen it
>Bridge of spies
fell asleep while watching
>Black mass
never seen
> Ex Machina
barely remember what happens in it
>Hunger Games: Mocking Jay part 2
unnecessary 2 parter that ends in whimper
>sicario
pretty good
>mission impossible
pretty good
>straight outta compton
never seen
this guy is mostly right
Ex Machina is more 'baby's first introduction to philosophical problems of cognition' tho, and with a good and entertaining performance by Oscar Isaac
Sicario >> Mission Impossible >>> don't even care to rate the others because I have no desire to return to them
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
5/10
>Jurassic World
4/10
>Mad Max: Fury Road
6/10
>Inside Out
6/10
>Star Wars VII
5/10
>Furious 7
4/10
>Spy
3/10
>Spectre
4/10
>Ant-Man
6/10
>The Martian
6/10
>San Andreas
4/10
>Bridge of Spies
5/10
>Black Mass
5/10
>Ex-Machina
6/10
>Mockingjay
5/10
>Sicario
6/10
>Mission Impossible
5/10
>Straight Outta Compton
5/10
don't bother replying
What kind of movies do you like then? And I better not see any A24 shit or meme classics.
see
>A24 shit, goyslop, and Oscar bait
Okay, liar. Post is less reductive than your life at least.
That’s a rather gigantic yikes from me, Jurassic World is easily the best one of all these by a mile.
2007 was far better
People always say this, and the only examples they come up with are ridiculously overhyped shit like There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men and The Assassination...
>Transformers
>Shooter
>Mongol
>Atonement
>Eastern Promises
>30 Days of Night
>The Mist
>War
>Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
>Eastern Promises
Only really good one.
And still shit.
>anything post 2010
>good
>watchable even
Hello zoomer.
Hello loser. Wasn't your generation responsible for making new movies? What happened?
Embrace of the Serpent
>capeshit
>capeshit with dinosaur
>capeshit for women
>kino
>capeshit in space
>capeshit with cars
>didn't watch it
>capeshit for bongoloids
>capeshit
>capeshit in mars
>have no idea
>capeshit for boomers
>who
>sex with robots
>nah
>kino i guess
>zero interest
>Black folk
wow great year indeed
gonna watch san andreas later, better be good
Oh hi, this is 1985, mogging and cucking 2015. Hard.
Great year, but you couldn't exactly go see Come and See in 1985 if you lived outside of the Iron Curtain. I don't think it really made it to the west until a few years later. Its a weird addition to that list.
i miss when Cinemaphile used to make "best films of ___" threads. i think we stopped in 2014? would do it every winter.
ran into some real nice indie kino back then that way.
>Pedowood slop
>Good
Excellent bait.
The best year for movies was 1984, btw.
Incorrect:
We can at least agree that ANY year from the 1980s mogs 2015, right?
any year prior to 2015 mogs 2015, going back to, oh, 1934 or so
that the years after 2015 were equal or worse to it is unbelievably damning
Best year was 1957. Frick off you all.
Most of those are shit. I will admit that 2015-2016 was probably the last dying breath of the movie industry before it went to complete wokeshit so I imagine a lot of people will look back on that time fondly..
Hilarious how some of us thought Trump might be a turning point in the culture, but I distinctly remember the cultural institutions turning the gay shit up to 11 in 2017 and never looking back.
He was but there also was counter action of course from the people in power.
what a self-indictment of a year
Spectre was such ass holy shit.
I don't care what anyone says, The Martian was kino and comfy despite having some cringey moments (like "I'm gonna science the SHIT outta this!"). It was a feel-good movie about the indomitable spirit of the white man, kinda like Cast Away. In fact, The Martian is in some ways just Cast Away on Mars.
>age of ultron
bad capeshit
>jurassic world
absolute garbage
>Mad max fury road
good
>inside out
good
>force awakens
abomination
>Furious 7
they had to stop 2 movies ago
>spy
eh
>Spectre
mediocre
>ant-man
good capeshit
>the Martian
sucking off china too much
>San Andreas
never seen it
>Bridge of spies
never seen it
>Black mass
ok
>Ex Machina
Not bad, maybe overrated but not bad
>Hunger Games: Mocking Jay part 2
frick Hunger Games
>sicario
good
>mission impossible
not my cup of tea but good
>straight outta compton
appropriate
>Furious 7
>they had to stop 2 movies ago
It's kind of a glorious traiwreck tbh.
1999 is canonically the best year in movie history.
Movies were only good for a small window of time between 1984 and 2007. Everything before is lame and boring. Everything after is gay and moronic.
2 okay movies, wow, best year ever
Max Max and Sicario are the only good films on that shit list.
Perhaps Mission impossible, but I cannot recall that film at all.
>mad mad and sicario
2 good movies, more than we get now...
>mad mad
kms
>2015
That's when movies really started getting bad.
But the majority of these are shit.
I used to hate zoomers, but more and more I feel an intense pity for them. They'll never know a good life or true happiness.
Agreed. Zillennials were the last ones to experience even a bit of the good world.
Essentially all of these movies are terrible, disposable, big-budget slop except for arguably Ex Machina and Sicaro.
But can those films match up to Cinemaphile's best of 2022?
2007 was better
>there will be blood
>no country for old men
>transformers
>ATHF movie
>postal
>sunshine
>zodiac
>bourne 3
>hot fuzz
>blades of glory
>surf's up
>ocean's 13
>balls of fury
>three ten to yuma
>chuck n larry
>national treasure 2
>live free or die hard
How did you forget Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
1984
Mad Max is the only movie in that list i enjoyed
There's a lot of shitty movies in that images, particularly the moronic Fury Road