a journo squeezed 21 year old Scarlett Johansson's boob to see if they're real
He concluded they were.
 |
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
|
Never Forget When
a journo squeezed 21 year old Scarlett Johansson's boob to see if they're real
He concluded they were.
|
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
|
He got away with it because he's gay btw
why are women like this?
They don't see gays as men
would it work if you larp as a homosexual to get close to women?
I had a girl tell me her entire sexual fantasy because she thought I was gay. She immediately told me to forget it when I told her I was straight.
perhaps you should of followed the
>NOOOOO DONT KISS ME AAAAAAHHH NOO PLEASE I DONT LIKE WOMEN NO NO DONT SUCK MY wiener AAAAAAH
meme
Yes, this has happened before irl and is not just some media trope. Women let their guard down and will walk around naked if they think a guy is a homosexual.
how did you not get a boner? seems like a bad plan tbh
Trust me, bud. We've all had that idea at some point. Don't be one of the few dumb enough to try it.
it works and it's easy
You can frick them if you play your cards right (and if you are attractive).
Some of them are so dumb that they think they can convert homosexuals into straight.
That's the entire ideology behind trannies, anon. Of course, by that point, they just take what they can get either by being completely aware of the ruin they have caused themselves and their previous loved ones, or just refusing to acknowledge it until the realization hits them. It's quite sad, really. Anyone who wants to normalize this shit can get bent.
Women will be able to tell if you aren't actually a gay, trust me. You might get a grope or two but nothing more than that
I think he got a decent amount of blowback but definitely not as much as he would if he were straight obviously. I think she even said it was uncomfortable
All hot actresses have to say having their egos supercharged by attention is uncomfortable
>a journo
he's a fashion designer zoomzoom
Don't know much about fashion
way to expose your self as gay, gaygay
ScarJo in that dress at that event is burned into my mind from falling to it so many times when I was like 13. It was on all the magazine covers at the grocery store too
you can't tell the way he's doing it though this was a psyop to cover her implants
Looks real to me
do they feel real though
Soft and squishy. Like small bags of dry sand.
yeah bare you can tell (I’ve felt fakes at strip clubs) but probably not through a dress like that
i've never had the pleasure of feeling fake breasts are they rock hard and feel noticeably different from real boobs?
they’re not rock hard but giving them a squeeze bare you can definitely feel the difference. Noticeably harder
ok, is it an uncanny feeling or still a turn on?
>SHE WAS UNDER 25 YOU SICK FRICK
Do Americans really?
What you on about schizo
For under 18, yes. Some Americans will call you a pedophile for being attracted to a 17 year old.
the goalposts have moved and now early 20's is creepy unless you're also in your 20's
I've heard people irl get upset about a mid 30's guy with a mid 20's girl
It didnt.
yes it did
She was 21 here? I mean, she's the hottest she's ever been during this whole thing, but she looked older than 21. I would have guessed 26-30
Yep! 2006 Scarlett was 21 years old.
>Americans when they see hot 18-22 year olds
>UH SHES ACTUALLY 28 LOOKING I WOULDNT BE ATTRACTED TO ANY WOMEN UNDER 25
Do Americans really?
i agree with him she looked older than 21 but maybe it was the hair and make up that did it but she stayed looking that way for a good 9 or so years after that until she walled
>Foreigner with no reading comprehension
I wouldn't call that squeezing a boob.
Reminder all our ancestors got to do that to women as they pleased, until some of our ancestors said "nah let´s give women full power of all sexual things"
Why did your ancestors do this again? Why do you continue their legacy btw?
Serious replies only I'm genuinely curious
Ask me how I know you're an incel.
>Why did your ancestors do this again? Why do you continue their legacy btw?
I'm guessing because they realized it was wrong to violate someone by touching them against their consent? Especially when that someone is much, much weaker than you physically and cannot defend themselves even if they wanted to. Same reason why I "continue in their legacy".
when the first manwoman had sex and the woman fell pregnant and had a daughter and the man who was now a father realised he loved his daughter and didn't want other men to mistreat her
this happened before christ when azazel and semjaza came down to heaven because they were entranced by women's beauty and most of all innocence they introduced them to cosmetics and man to israeliteels
then god intervened but the damage was already done
Kys
>He thinks men were allowed to grope women in public prior to 2012
Shouldn't you be in /LULZ/ earnestly responding to a twitter screenshot bait post right now?
>prior to 2012
The frick are you talking about???
You couldn't tho, women always had fathers, brothers, sons, uncles and nephews.
Then again, youd have to fight a man half to death first to get the privilege, and I know you weebs would be taken out first round
I let my gf work and pay the bills because I just really don't want to do that myself.
she's gonna leave in a few months TOPS
how come she never talked about being assaulted like this?
Pretty sure she has actually.
>“I’d been preparing for two hours with hair and makeup and getting dressed. And the first interview I do, someone who I have never met before fondles me for his own satisfaction.”
>Johansson said the move was “definitely in poor taste,” though she doubted Mizrahi, who is gay, actually got any satisfaction out of it.
>“Mostly I was thinking, ‘Oh my God. This is happening on live TV,'” she said. “He was making some shocking show or whatever for his channel and wanted to be different and racy and all those things.”
>Similarly, Johansson said she didn’t buy his excuse that he was only trying to figure out how her dress was made. “Like he doesn’t know how a dress works,” she said.
>Johansson said all the attention given to the incident was hardly worth it, though she said it’s likely Mizrahi “is thrilled with the press and attention it’s getting.”
>But Johansson said she wouldn’t take steps to avoid the touchy-feely Mizrahi in the future. “I can take care of myself,” she said. “I’m from New York.”
pretty classy response. she knew he was doing it to cause a stir.
but why doesnt she metoo him? assault is assault
Scarlett never seemed like the type to get involved in that sort of stuff, hence giving this guy a pass. I'm sure she's had plenty of dudes in the industry make comments on her breasts or worse. She's been working for like 30 years
We need a society where every guy can do this
we need a society where every girl is slim and stacked so that you might legitimately wonder whether her breasts are real or not.
Impressive, Very Nice, but check this.
Bill Murray, 17 Years old Scarlet Johansson, Improvised kiss.
that movie is heckin' problematic
What a forward young man.
>that one time Tina Fey dressed up as a patriotic stripper on SNL and did some suspect things that led to SNL trying to scrub this episode off the internet
You have my attention
Why did she chopped them off? They were perfect
When I first got myself a girlfriend back in college I fondled my first pair of female breasts for hours like I was kneading bread, even sucking them. She said to go to town with them but when I asked she gets horny with people playing with her boobs her answer is no. No amount of fondling and sucking will ever get her wet
It's not just her because my current gf also said she didn't feel a thing from guys playing with her boobs.
She's aging like the rest of us. Also she didn't chopped them off she lifting them up. As in breast lift. Nothing sadder than a saggy pair of boobs
You're doing it wrong.
Use lube or massage oils and gently massage not only her boobs but her entire body up to the point that she's burping and queefing
dryhumping won't get you anywhere. If anything she only tolerates it because she likes you
That's kinda gross
Ever picked a tapeworm off your gf's anus with a tweezer?
my wife loves when I play with her breasts. she's constantly asking me to suck, pinch or slap them around during sex. I guess all women are different.
No one does. Sex is all in the head. It only feels good when you're fapping deep into your fantasies.
He was massively criticized for this at the time. A proto-cancellation.
When he talks about it NOW it must be like something from a myth.
That's Isaac Mizrahi, a famous designer, and he's actually checking the support in the dress, because he's impressed with how it was fitted in and doesn't really show. He's not actually touching her breast.
Also, she's had that happen many times when being fitted, she's laughing because he's doing it during a red carpet interview, so he's out of place but it's not like an assault thing, like if some random journo was kneading her breasts on live tv.
hes also a gay, breasts mean nothing to him
true, but I did say designer
/rimshot
Was this what it was actually like back then? Could you actually just squeeze a woman's boobs mid conversation and she'd laugh and say "oh you're so silly anon!"