>never got into Westerns
>download Top10 Westerns
>almost all plots evolve around a bunch of literal brothel prostitutes
What are some actual good westerns ?
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>never got into Westerns. >download Top10 Westerns
>never got into Westerns
>download Top10 Westerns
>almost all plots evolve around a bunch of literal brothel prostitutes
What are some actual good westerns ?
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They're just boomerslop protocapeshit
Sorry you had to find this out
Buster Scruggs
Sisters Brothers
Dollars Trilogy
Hang Em High
Rango
Once Upon A Time In The West
Hell Or High Water
My Darling Clementine
How The West Was Won
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Ride With The Devil
No, that's just either John Wayne or the shitty ones nobody remembers
>Ride With The Devil
megakino
back to the future 3
>Top 10
Whose top 10? Your boyfriend's?
Stagecoach
High Noon
Unforgiven
High Plains Drifter
Tombstone
The Magnificent Seven
Jeremiah Johnson (not sure if proper western but it’s kino)
3:10 to Yuma (old one)
True Grit (both of them)
Then spaghetti westerns which are easy enough to find, but ill shill these that i like a lot
For a few dollars more
Duck You Sucker
The Big Gundown
There’s a decent intro to big names
>Unforgiven
Come on now
lololol i couldn’t resist sneaking a brothel prostitute one in there
Ironically the best western ever made
>HELP US SAVE OUR BUSTED OUT PUSSIES MISTER
pass
Appaloosa just has a regular prostitute. She ain't professional.
Well now friends just lend an ear
For you're now about to hear
The ballad of cat Ballou-ou
It's a song that's newly made
And Professor Sam the Shade
And the Sunrise Kid are singin' it for you
Cat Ballou
Cat Ballou
It's a hangin' day in Wolf City, Wyomin'
Wolf City, Wyomin', eighteen-ninety-four
They're gonna drop Cat Ballou-ou
Through the gallows floor
She killed a man in Wolf City, Wyomin'
Wolf City, Wyomin', killed a man it's true
And that is why they're a-hangin'
Hangin' Cat Ballou
She has the smile of an angel (fights like the Devil)
The eyes of an angel (bites like the Devil)
The face of an angel (I say she's the Devil)
She's mean and evil through and through
Cat Ballou
Cat Ballou-ou-ou
She's mean and evil through and through
With her outlaw band, they're now tellin' a story
Now tellin' a story, how she rode the plain
The wildest gal in the West
Since Calamity Jane
And today's the day, that she's goin' to glory
She's goin' to glory, for the way she sinned
They'll be a-speedin' her soul
On the wayward wind
She has the smile of an angel (fights like the Devil)
The eyes of an angel (bites like the Devil)
The face of an angel (I say she's the Devil)
She's mean and evil through and through
Cat Ballou (Cat Ballou)
Cat Ballou-ou-ou (Cat Ballou-ou-ou)
She's mean and evil through and through
Cat Ballou
Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou
She's mean and evil through and through
There are none. It is the absolute worst setting imaginable, a good movie is impossible with it
Oh it's not that bad, it has gun fights and slapstick and brothel prostitutes. What more do you need? Sometimes it can have rowdy Indians
Start at High Plains Drifter and go from there
Rio Bravo
Watch all the samurai films that westerns ripped off instead, they're much better.
I dont like swords and sandals and sudoku
seen about 2/3rds of these, my favourites so far are:
>the life and times of judge roy bean
>open range
>dances with wolves
>jeremiah johnson
>little big man
>the outlaw josey wales
>duck, you sucker
>tombstone
high plains drifter
clint eastwood rapes a woman in it
django(the old one tarantino was inspired by)
westerns are basically capeshit for boomers
Silverado
Old Henry
Pale Rider
high plains drifter
clint eastwood rapes a woman
outlaw josey wales
clint eastwood spits on everything literally
Deadwood
Deputy
>guy just wants to be a shopkeeper
>keeps having to be the deputy
>fricking Fonda forced them to do all of his scenes in a weekend so he could frick off and do "real acting"
The Great Silence
>never got into Westerns
>download Top10 Westerns
>enjoy them a lot
Unforgiven, both versions of True Grit and Buster Scruggs were all kino
underrated. sam rami has a lot of underrated movies.
nice to see mentioned of those two jack Nicholson movies. why do you consider Jeremiah Johnson an anti western?
what do yall think of this
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114214/
Why are you guys such contrarians? Not one mention of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly?
It's very good and extremely popular so the assumption is most people would have seen it, especially OP who said he downloaded the "top 10 westerns." Also, like most household name genre movies it has been remade, copied, pastiched and satirized so much that it kinda becomes boring.
>cntrl F
>Vera Cruz
>no results
>i am disappoint
>Classical
Stagecoach (1939)
Blue Steel (1934)
The Magnificent Seven (1960)
Red River (1948)
The Oklahoma Kid (1939)
Rio Grande (1950)
3:10 to Yuma (1957)
Fort Apache (1948)
True Grit (1969)
Shane (1953)
My Darling Clementine (1946)
>Revisionist
The Ox-Bow Incident (1943)
The Searchers (1956)
High Noon (1952)
Rio Bravo (1959)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
Johnny Guitar (1954)
The Wild Bunch (1969)
High Plains Drifter (1973)
Pale Rider (1985)
The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
>Spaghetti
Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For a Few Dollars More (1965)
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (1966)
Once Upon A Time in The West (1968)
A Fistful of Dynamite (1971)
The Great Silence (1968)
Django (1966)
Death Rides a Horse (1967)
The Big Gundown (1966)
>Anti
Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973)
McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1971)
Jeremiah Johnson (1972)
Unforgiven (1992)
Ride in The Whirlwind (1966)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)
The Proposition (2005)
>Revivalist
The Shootist (1976)
Joe Kidd (1972)
Tombstone (1993)
The Quick and the Dead (1995)
3:10 to Yuma (2007)
True Grit (2010)
Django Unchained (2012)
>Acid
El Topo (1970)
Dead Man (1995)
Bad Company (1972)
Straight to Hell (1987)
Walker (1987)
The Shooting (1966)
>Comic
Cat Ballou (1965)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
A Fistful of Fingers (1995)
¡Three Amigos! (1986)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
Boss Black person (1975)
how the hell you gonna list all these and not Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, especially since Tombstone makes a very, very obvious reference to it?
I'd say Tombstone rips off My Darling Clementine more
Either way it's the best of the Doc Holiday adaptations
STOP RECOMMENDING THIS TURD
AUSSIES CANT INTO WESTERNS
Yes they fricking can
>the movie Red Dead Redemption rips off yet nobody knows it
i'm seeing more people point out that game is just western pastiche
which shouldn't be a surprise, because LA Noire is Noir/Detective pastiche and doesn't try to hide it at all
The Searchers might be my favourite
my dads is the Shootist
I watched The Big Country and thought to myself that “wow it really is a big country”
I like the band
Litetally
-The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
>Once Upon a Time in the West
>No Country for Old Men
>The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
>For a Few Dollars More
>Unforgiven
>The Wild Bunch
>The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
>Killers of the Flower Moon
>McCabe and Mrs. Miller
>Rio Bravo
>Johnny Guitar
>Dead Man
>My Darling Clementine
>The Ox-Bow Incident
>The Great Silence
>Django Unchained
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
>Duck, You Sucker
>Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
>Hud
>Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
>High Noon
>A Fistfull of Dollars
>The Big Country
>The Searchers
>The Lusty Men
>Stagecoach
>The Gunfighter
>Red River
>The Big Gundown
>The Naked Spur
>Man of the West
>The Man From Laramie
>Day of the Outlaw
>El Topo
>The Outlaw Josey Wales
>The Hateful Eight
>The Outskirts
>Logan
Meant to greentext the Good, the Bad and the Ugly obviously.
Sad.
El Dorado
White Buffalo