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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what the director looks like BTW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most masculine A24 enjoyer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't understand why should i care. Her(their, his) first movie was turbokino and i will watch the second one as soon as i have the chance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning shill

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          last movie i paid to watch was first paranormal activity (i loved it). I torrent everything

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no reason why you should promote pretentious garbage made by a troon. Looks like genuine slop specifically made for critics and pseuds that are obsessed with "slow-burning" horror flicks. The difference between the critic and audience rating of their last flick reflects that.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              i was promoting this movie for a long time before i found out director is a troony. And again, i don't see why should that matter one way or the other. I like the movie and i know plenty of people here would enjoy it

              >pretentious garbage
              >Looks like genuine slop specifically made for critics and pseuds that are obsessed with "slow-burning" horror flicks.
              you haven't seen it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Alex g soundtrack carried the film. Plot was stupid and went nowhere. Girl was decent and cute, but she’s a self insert for a troony pretending to be a real woman so it kinda ruins it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The director being a troony is an extremely legitimate reason to immediately write it off and I have

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's one ugly looking movie. Thought the whole Netflix neon aesthetic was starting to die off.

              Oh, this dude did that film? Fricking awful movie.

              i was promoting this movie for a long time before i found out director is a troony. And again, i don't see why should that matter one way or the other. I like the movie and i know plenty of people here would enjoy it

              >pretentious garbage
              >Looks like genuine slop specifically made for critics and pseuds that are obsessed with "slow-burning" horror flicks.
              you haven't seen it

              I have. Basically accurate.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never be a woman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had to stop going to my nearby coffee shop because they hired a troony and I don't want his troony fingers touching my fricking cup.

        Why would I let an entire movie, made by a troony's mind, which is even more disgusting than his fingers, into my soul, which is even more precious to me than my mouth and stomach?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because you also are a troony

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Spiders.jpeg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been ill and for a while last year had to have regular bloodwork. One of the phlebotomists that draw my blood on one occasion was this hulking troon who was almost twice my size. Couldn't wait to get his hands off of me and get out of there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably has some really interesting files on his computer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Schoenbrun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the guy that comes here to shill his shitty music?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imbreed 2.0

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The film has been described as an allegory for gender dysphoria and features queer or non-heteronormative multiracial leads.

      LEL FRICK OFF

      >Schoenbrun, a nonbinary filmmaker, earned widespread acclaim for World’s Fair, with TV Glow landing a premiere slot at the 2024 Sundance Film Festival. Early praise has already cemented the film as one to watch, with Vanity Fair’s Richard Lawson calling it “among the most profound — and, yes, important — pieces of trans fiction that I’ve yet seen.” The trailer is nothing short of mesmerizing, with a hypnotic soundtrack and plenty of haunting suburban scenes.
      HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      And yet you can't come up with a single convincing reason for why all of this is bad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot to mention that I'm also trans btw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        TTD. That's it. That's my statement.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies are narcissistic dregs and cannot create any art that isn't a reinforcement of their self-worship of identity. Whatever art that this hideous israeli frick produces is just going to be a celebration of depravity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we hate you, eat shit and die

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you got baited anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        several actually. The slippery slope is real

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its sexual deviancy and hedonism worn like a fashion item, because its trendy and makes you stand out, like the special little snowflake you are. you're not doing it because its "what you are" its what you want to be seen as, in your fake, sad little world. i feel sorry for people like you trying to escape reality in this way, theres obviously something wrong with you, but this isnt the solution. get help

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally not even an attempt to pass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a power fantasy for these trannies. They put in little to no effort to pass, but they still get people around them to call them a woman anyway, because they know people are too scared of being cancelled.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blue the israelite
      dude did it himself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm far from a chud but I genuinely don't understand why anyone would dress and style their hair like that with those facial features.
      I'll pirate the movie though. I like that weird creature and I like horror flicks. I'll tell you guys what I think of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Schoenbrun, a nonbinary filmmaker, earned widespread acclaim for World’s Fair, with TV Glow landing a premiere slot at the 2024 Sundance Film Festival. Early praise has already cemented the film as one to watch, with Vanity Fair’s Richard Lawson calling it “among the most profound — and, yes, important — pieces of trans fiction that I’ve yet seen.” The trailer is nothing short of mesmerizing, with a hypnotic soundtrack and plenty of haunting suburban scenes.
      HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      >israeli (Ashkenazic; Schönbrun): artificial name from German schön ‘pretty beautiful’ + Brun(nen) ‘well spring’.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's said this movie is about troonyism too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        seems like the tv show's characters are a tomboyish white girl (like lundy-paine) and this girl, who I'm guessing is actually justice smith after transitioning or something.
        having fred durst play justice's dad is kinda funny i have to admit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >“I don’t think that this is an experience that only queer trans people go through.”
        It is and isn't. It's whatever you think will help you win an internet argument.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks slightly interesting
      >directed by the troonest troon that ever trooned
      god fricking dammit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are y'all so scared of colored hair? Remember when punk rockers used to do it in the 80s, it was considered cool. What changed?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the 80's was 40 years ago. We should be nostalgic for the Y2k but nope, it's neons, hair spray and beta max.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bright coloured hair is a universal indicator that the person sporting it is mentally unwell and should be avoided. No one liked the punks either.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for posting, Anon. now I know to steer clear away from this troony film. less exposure, less success to its career

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slowburn
      >troon

      of course

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wonder what Discords he's in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      guarantee it has at least one gay and character and one "non binary" actor and/or character

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mixed race couple
        >troony lighting
        SKIP

        just watch the trailer. girl is a lesbian, boy will realize he's actually a she and that's the point of the movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This the dude calling you media illiterate online

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit someone called me that just today. I feel much better now knowing that he does not live much longer (look at the statistics).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't attack his arguments so you have to attack him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What arguments is he trying to make?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      interesting filmography

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pots N Tots

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's from the guy that directed "i saw the devil" and "the good, the bad and the weird". I'm in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nowhere on his imdb page.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy...freaking...HECK. This is gonna be so AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!!! I can't wait to watch it with my wife's boyfriend, Tyrone!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I cant wait to watch the new DailyWire movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds, chuds wouldn't watch Daily Wire MAGAslop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chuds
        >watching israeli media no matter the side
        get your basedlore right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the trailer, looks like pretentious crap tbh. Why do all the characters in these types of movies feature turboautist outcasts? Most people are normal irl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most people are normal irl.
      this. We should only make movies for normies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Most people are normal irl.
      yeah but everyone imagines themselves as unique - "it's just everyone else that's normal and i am different and special tbh"

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a dysgenic mutt

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New A24 slowburn kino just dropped
    more like coalburn kino

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't tell if this is a horror movie or some dumb fricking movie about growth and personal acceptance
    Rare A24 shitbomb, at least the gay civil war movie is coming out soon.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The film has been described as an allegory for gender dysphoria and features queer or non-heteronormative multiracial leads.

    LEL FRICK OFF

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather this new wave of filmmaking exploring ideas that haven't been fleshed out in the medium yet than leave it up to *conservatives* to create art.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask and don't care what you prefer. I don't even consider you a human, if I were to consider you at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know you don't care. Conservatives in this day and age don't care, let alone are even fundamentally capable of producing art on the level of their leftist contemporaries. Time to leave the past behind, no matter how radical the trajectory might be to your fragile sensibilities.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't ask. Don't care.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sound Of Freedom and Nefarious were both really good conservative films last year. That being said I did like We're All Going To World's Fair. Most people today have problem enjoying art unless the artist fully supports their modern day political views. Frick politics.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are confusing leftists with liberals. Liberals can consistently create great art, not leftists. Hollywood is full of leftists today which is why it puts out trash almost exclusively now like these laughable A24 "horror" films.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is just propaganda presented in a pointless way to shill the harmful corporate fed ideology of an empty eyed troony

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prentious
    >insists upon itself
    >full of ugly mystery meat staring at the screen
    >not one white side shown

    I will not watch.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is this literal Black personhomosexual showing up in every fricking movie nowadays?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Schoenbrun, a nonbinary filmmaker, earned widespread acclaim for World’s Fair, with TV Glow landing a premiere slot at the 2024 Sundance Film Festival. Early praise has already cemented the film as one to watch, with Vanity Fair’s Richard Lawson calling it “among the most profound — and, yes, important — pieces of trans fiction that I’ve yet seen.” The trailer is nothing short of mesmerizing, with a hypnotic soundtrack and plenty of haunting suburban scenes.
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haunting suburban scenes
      Oh boy, social commentary fresh out of the 1950s beatnik scene. But I suppose every generation has to feel like they invented the blowjob, so whatever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“among the most profound — and, yes, important — pieces of trans fiction that I’ve yet seen.”
      name just 3 other "trans-fiction" films people consider kino. Shouldn't be too hard a task

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Thing
        Society
        Re-Animator

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shit
          >shit
          >shit

          Tangerine, Tootsie, and Silence of the Lambs. Though the last one is less fiction and more reality.

          >shit
          >shit
          >decent

          ok so you have one, good job?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Society is not shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >source: my ass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You missed the point of both posts and you're wrong. Get it together Black person.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tangerine, Tootsie, and Silence of the Lambs. Though the last one is less fiction and more reality.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would go with with mrs Doubtfire
          Priscilla Queen of the desert
          And silence of the lambs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar
        Rocky Horror Picture Show
        Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
        The Matrix

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“among the most profound — and, yes, important — pieces of trans fiction that I’ve yet seen.”
      someone actually wrote this with a straight face

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the same terrible shit as always

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What ethnicity is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quintessentially British.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the Hasidic Homeboy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this the guy from detective pikachu?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. The little nigglet is everywhere and in everything. I wonder whom is he related to that they've tried so hard to make him famous. He's just box office poison though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's literally will smith's son.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, hes actually not. will smiths son somehow is even less handsome than this mutt.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      acutally modern bri'ish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so sick of seeing this ugly ass mutt in everything
      is he israeli or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's gay so .. better that denzel son or the creed guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      irish

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taco Bell customer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many A24 films even have that color aesthetic besides this new one? I've watched about 40 movies distributed by them, but I can't remember single one with those colours.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        euphoria
        moonlight
        zola

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't watch any of those.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            neither did I

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the actors strike means this is gonna be A24 summer

    Civil War
    Y2K
    Death of a Unicorn
    The Backrooms

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      civil war and backrooms might do good

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's A24 because it's directed by a millennial troony and has shitty digital color grading with neon red and blue lights

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked World's Fair, I don't feel the need to hyperbolically fellate it or give bonus points for id pol allegory but it was novel and evocative which I appreciate.
    Not gonna watch this trailer and spoil but I saw the director asked A24 to cut it like 2004 Garden State's. Does it have that vibe? it is horror adjacent right?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for another white people kinda scary tho israeli movie

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That mutt is so fricking ugly, holy shit.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two teenagers bond over their love of a supernatural TV show, but it is mysteriously cancelled.
    >Actors born in 1994 and 1995

    Why is this still a thing? Either cast teenagers or make them late 20s.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I thought about that too. 25 years ago the simpsons already joked about people in their 30s playing teens, but they keep doing it, even if 2deep4u a24 joints

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks a bit like Videodrome for indie hipster kids, but I’m intrigued. I wonder if Phoebe Bridgers will get to actually do anything, or if she’s just there to do a song.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >phoebe bridgers
      >phoebe waller-bridge
      >both are adored by the same kind of girl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fleabag is more for wino thirtysomethings

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              when I said that I was thinking of two different girls I dated, both showed me fleabag, both would add phoebe bridgers songs to my spotify playlist for car drives, and both were born in 98. both were hipster-ish, shy, and mostly liberal but in a can take a joke way, not annoyingly sjw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because that type of girl knows when they hit the wall it's over and they're going to jump off a bridge.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is A24 and why do you all hate it so much? Do they make movies with female leads?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    gross

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That World's Fair movie sucked. Will not revisit troony cinema.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM SO TIRED OF THIS FRICKING MUTT RUINING EVERYTHING
    TERRIBLE IN POKEMON
    TERRIBLE IN DND
    TERRIBLE IN THE HOKEY RACE BAIT "MAGICAL Black folkS"
    TERRIBLE IN THIS

    FRICK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of this purple and blue lighting in movies, that said this has some green too which makes it pop.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY SCIENCE!!

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you like girls?
    >I think I like TV shows.
    ???????

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Justice smith looks like my best friend so its jarring to watch movies with him in it but its funny to make fun of my friend.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mixed race couple
    >troony lighting
    SKIP

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is garbage like all A24 trash

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

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