New Alfie

Will Vera actually argue back or just take it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take it because she feels guilty and because nobody gets to tell Lydia to shut the frick up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody gets to tell Lydia to shut the frick up
      Now I really want Vera to chew her out.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Take it, sadly. Which is a pity because
    A) Vera’s completely within her fricking rights as a mother and
    B) If there’s a single person besides that smug shit knife-eared homosexual who deserves to be taken down a peg it’s Lydia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >A) Vera’s completely within her fricking rights as a mother and
      Alfie is of age and left, Vera does not own her and no one owes Vera anything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, some of us have good relationships with our parents and wish others did too. I want to see them reunite and recover what was lost, even if Alfie is insufferable

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          An admirable sentiment but nobody owes Vera that and she doesn't have any rights to demand anything.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She's her mother, obviously she has the right.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          An admirable sentiment but nobody owes Vera that and she doesn't have any rights to demand anything.

          Honestly if your children don't understand they are your property you failed as a parent. Vera has this coming, for being shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Vera
            >being shit

            She could have left Alfie to go be a dumb prostitute herself, instead she travelled across the continent just to reassure her dumb prostitute of a daughter isn't hated by her.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wake me up when they get to the sexy bits again.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We already know she takes it. I hate Lyia. At least Alfie got shit on for being an annoying b***h.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lydia has never been right. This arguing is taking time away from another Vera sex scene where somehow human seed defeats the odds and knocks her up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vera-Alfie incest please. Or at least Vera getting double penetrated

      What if it leads to Vera getting gangbanged by Marco and Lydia?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like the way you think but InCase won't do it because the story has to get in the way. In a perfect world, Alfie and Vera would make up by having her eat out her mom. This is not a perfect world.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          On the IDW potential porn thread someone mentioned that InCase was intrigued by it but says even if he draws the incest it'll be non-canon.

          Plus gonna repeat my reaponse, I wouldn't mind no dirext incest, what's hotter is some tease like both Alfie and Vera are having sex at the same place same time, they're looking at each other getting fricked and slowly turned on even more and ends with them kissing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Never breed, anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jealousy suits no man.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up gay, it's a cartoon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a c**t. I hope they at least frick soon.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t read Alfie in about 2 months. Forgot this still exist.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's kinda amazing how a third of this comic has been about Vera's character development showing why she acted the way she did, having her learn from her mistakes change her ways, and most all that she loves Alfie more than anything. And yet you have self inserters in comment section siding with lydia saying they shouldn't let Vera even try to fix things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fix what? What is Vera even trying to do? Get Alfie to go back to a place neither of them like? Get Alfie to forgive her? I dunno. I get Vera wanted to make sure Alfie wasn't raped to death and turned into a lich's undead cumdump but beyond that what is the plan here?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most likely to clear things up and alleviate her fears that Alfie can't take care of herself. Alfie left under the impression that Vera resents her for keeping her chained to Pickering. Plus the homophobia was projection from her anger at Derrick. Besides Alfie doesn't hate Vera in her letter she even blames the town and herself from making Vera this way. She was worried she would become bitter and angry by staying there.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Alfie losing out of precious dicking time to hear her moms sob story about not being good enough
          If she doesn't make it up to Alfie by eating her out while getting railed there is literally no reason to keep this plot point in the story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Get Alfie to go back to a place neither of them like?
        ...did you not read the fricking comic?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not only did I not read the fricking comic, I didn't read the comic either. Crazy world.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Speak to her? Let her know Vera understands Alfie and that she doesn't want to drag her back to Hobbit Mormon town?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Vera
          >being shit

          She could have left Alfie to go be a dumb prostitute herself, instead she travelled across the continent just to reassure her dumb prostitute of a daughter isn't hated by her.

          >Oh so you came all this way to tell me you don't want me to come back? Cool, gunna go back to sucking and fricking now, bye mom, again

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying Alfie won't break down crying because her mother was right and being a dumb moronic bawd isn't actually a productive lifestyle

            She just found out even the seemingly chaotic and hendonistic Goblins frick for a reason and she constantly needs to reassure herself about her bawdtiness.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Vera will teach Alfie how to be a prostitute with a purpose
              Okay.....NOW you have my attention. Dommy mommy Vera returns with a lesbo incest twist. I am down and ready.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it would surprise me if InCase actually sticks to his guns and keeps Vera straight.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just have Vera constantly reminding Alfie it isn't sexual and all just to make her better. Ez-pz.
                >no alfie you dumb stupid bawd, eating me out till you pass out is not gay, its educational

                where are the commas?

                Resting comfortably inside Vera's fat halfling ass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pass, the cliche tier porn interactions are the worst parts of Alfie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i am a giant homosexual please rape my face
                ftfy and sorry to hear it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just have Vera constantly reminding Alfie it isn't sexual and all just to make her better. Ez-pz.
                >no alfie you dumb stupid bawd, eating me out till you pass out is not gay, its educational
                [...]
                Resting comfortably inside Vera's fat halfling ass.

                Vera-Alfie incest please. Or at least Vera getting double penetrated

                What if it leads to Vera getting gangbanged by Marco and Lydia?

                homosexual tier. People want goat dad lovingly making love to Vera not your cringe fetish shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly, I've actually enjoyed the romantic rapport between them and turning Vera into a random mega bawd like seemingly every other woman would be counter productive.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >goat dad
                Literally actually who? I mean, sure he can be railing them in the background, i'm down for that. Why not have both?
                >4GH0T

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We already got that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              As dumb and crazy as they are, gobs have to reproduce constantly.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              i kinda need to know what's up with these goblins. There seems to be a paranoia about some outside force, they clearly want to reproduce but those same gobbos ran into their own kids earlier and fricking chucked them for being little shits and each generation fricking hates every other generation cause we saw plenty of disrespect for being old between them. I really would like to see more about these little fricks

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe it'll be something for Alfie and Vera to look at for how bad a parent and child relationship can go? Maybe the goblins will fight and kill each other over some petty dispute about having sex with a guy?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think I have an idea. Consider that we know that the goblins are reproducing weirdly fast, they got driven out of wherever they were last, and the older goblins were especially worried about outsiders being allowed near their secret.

                Now, its obvious that the goblins are reproducing with other races. Thats just a given. But that doesn't answer two key questions: why is that enough to get them pogromed, and if they are breeding so much *where are all of the pregnant goblins*? They should be all over the place, right? Like, every other goblin we meet should have some degree of baby bump.

                I think the secret is that whatever they have hidden away that they bring out for gatherings accelerates pregnancies. Thats how the goblins breed so fast nobody can keep track, because their pregnancies are over and done in a day. And if whatever this is works on *not just goblins*? Its easy to see why that would get them viciously attacked.

                This would mean that Lydia for sure would be in danger of exposure to this, taking a plot point that otherwise wouldn't matter for months and making it an immediate concern, and depending on how strong this goblin whatever is both Vera and Alfie might be at risk as well. They might not be able to get pregnant from their recent partners under normal circumstances, but that may not apply here. For Alfie, her irresponsible behavior and general poor choices resulting in her getting saddled with a baby and having to see things from her mother's POV marks a climax to her arc. The same is not true of Vera, unless you see it as more of a blessing for her: allowing her to have a kid she otherwise couldn't with her new mountain man husbando and giving her a reason not to return to the havlin village she hated anyway.

                I can't say for sure yet that this is the secret, but damn wouldn't that be wild?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She suspects that Alfie ran away from home because Vera abused her. Likely projecting her own reasons for leaving her family.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But we know why she left her family; She wanted to be a dyke turbo-bawd instead of marry and have a kid, it's why she's freaking out when it turns out she's basically married and having a kid.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vera should stop being a c**t to strangers

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny Lydia basically gets to be an abrasive c**t to everyone and not suffer a single consequence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >has to be a woman
      >no consequence

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vera has consequences, but she's white.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where are the commas?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So when's the human guy going to frick Vera?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He did. Now we’ll wait to see if Vera cucks him like snake lady

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how a sex comic that shows meaningless sex is shit compared to actually loving someone still has hyper individualized tards side with the cured lesbian. Also why is there so much plot in a fricking porn comic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cured lesbian
      You mean the pregnant piece of ass yelling at the halfling? Kinda lost me there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes pornographers just have to get a story off their chest.
      >the gay size kink isekai manga turned into plot and fantasy lore with a side of giant lightsabers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the gay size kink isekai manga turned into plot and fantasy lore with a side of giant lightsabers

        ...source?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the titan's bride
          >chapter 89

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE FRICKING DICKGIRLS AAAAAAAAHHHH

    Okay, okay, I'm alright now.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed with the anon who wants to see an Alfie/Vera sex scene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still the best sex scene of the entire comic, though Marco/Lydia came close.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incase could top it with Alfie and Vera

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, why is everyone in this comic such an insufferable c**t? Ozge needs to just burn the whole fricking place down.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This page is the equivalent of that Family Guy episode of Quagmire being the one to call Brian out for being terrible to women.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see them kiss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh wow, I never realized over time Alfie and Vera lost the inward curve on the bottom of the base of their ears. Now it's like a full, unbroken line from the tip to the side of the head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Guess it's just a style update or something. Incase's art has improved over the years.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah crazy to think how Alfie started as a bunch of really rough drawing. Even when he redid the first chapter it was still nothing compared to how he works now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's a vast improvement in just the first page alone. Especially with the background.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the definition of SOVL vs soulless

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