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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There sure seems to be a distinct lack of PORN in this PORN COMIC. Shut the frick up with all this whiny bullshit and get to the fricking already.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know the guy makes more porn outside of this. You're not exactly bereft of incase porn while he ties up the narrative to his long running comic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but the narrative is complete ass.
        Dude has been writing forever and it's never improved

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you show no examples.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the witches who need to make pacts with summoned demons to borrow some of their magic energy in return for sex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn near zero shortstacks out side Alfie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We wanted shortstack porn specifically, this comic is such a gigantic let down in that regard, I've been waiting since this comic started for Alfie to get gangbanged or do SOMETHING pornographic, but it never happens. She just has boring vanilla sex for 1 or 2 pages and then a whole chapter of not porn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go read I roved if you want nonsensical smut.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the art is awful, the dialogue is worse and there's no porn. What are we reading this for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To support human artists instead of those icky transphobic AI prompt engineers! Yaass queen slay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        To piss off chuds. Seems to be working

        why the frick is this comic about hobbits getting fricked being dragged into culture war shit

        There sure seems to be a distinct lack of PORN in this PORN COMIC. Shut the frick up with all this whiny bullshit and get to the fricking already.

        Well incase literally did say there was gonna be less porn than usual in this last chapter because it's trying to tie off loose ends and wrap up the story. You don't have to think the story's good but that's why there is less porn, so you don't need to ask it every thread.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why the frick is this comic about hobbits getting fricked being dragged into culture war shit
          Because a vocal chunk of the people running around this website have friend their fricking brain and can't help it. It isn't exclusive to this thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To piss off chuds. Seems to be working

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is sex positive till they find out their dad blows other dudes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She seems more concerned with how this new information recontextualizes everything she thought she knew about her parents. It looks like this revelation will go a long way toward repairing the bridge between them because we can already see Alfie realizing that she her mother isn't the evil witch she thought she was.

      At this point I am mostly curious how long Vera will continue to think that Alfie is strictly a lesbian, when she really just sleeps with everyone, and the resolution to the shit the goblins are up to.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet two thirds of the comment sections are going to cling that "she shouldn't do that with another woman" bit to shit on Vera while ignoring the "married woman part"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bit to shit on Vera while ignoring the "married woman part"
      I hate that they ignore this, the bad thing was not that he was kissing a woman, the problem is that that woman was married and that same woman pushed Elfie under the bus when everything rebelled.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if I knew this I probably wouldn't have constantly self-sabotaged every relationship I've had so far!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when do they frick?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no more fricking in this comic, it's now all about feelings and working out your relationship with your mother. It's finishing soon so he's decided to buckle down and focus on the thing everybody really cares about in pornography: the plot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I wanna see them frick!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've enjoyed the plot. This is a comic with pornographic scenes, not a porn comic. Always has been.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey the talk went the way I wanted it too. I still hope they buttheads about Alphie being a dumb bawd though.

    also for final sex scenes what are we hoping for
    >vera x cilian x the elf 3some
    >alphie and the guards 4some
    >alphie and that dragon lady
    >plane jane and the orc preggo sex where he reads her a poem he wrote for her before sex

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