pretty much this, its irrelevant paper, banks just shuffle it around and hollyisraelite is in on the racket. None of the studios actually ever go broke, none lose any money. Its all a clown circus that is subsidized
>I'm so tired of Jack Black.
Aussie here im tempted to murder the little masonic israelite israelite dickhead when he comes here and i used to be a fan.
He was fine until 2006 now hes a c**t
>who would make a better claptrap?
the original voice actor
Trick question. You don't have claptrap at all. He's in the first game for all of 15 seconds before he's put out of commission. After that you only see generic other broken ones that solely exist to give you backpack upgrades.
Damn right. It's like they threw they story in a fricking blender.
And it isn't like Borderlands was some complex narrative. It was just an excuse to go to new places and get better guns. Though I did like some of the characters and Mortecai was my main when I played it with college friends like a fricking decade and a half ago.
this
mordecai was always the pathetic edgelord character, and brick is a slab of moron.
krieg being picked to take brick's role is the patrician choice
that being said, hope the two of them have a cameo or something. walk by "Brick's Boxing Gym" or " Mordecai's Homestyle Chicken"
When did they shaft them into side characters? I remember that by the end of BL2 Mordy was the de-facto leader of the Raiders after Roland and then in BL3 he, Brick and even Tina (even because giving the girlboss writing one would think she would get a spotlight) are barely even present.
>Filming officially began on April 1, 2021 in Budapest, Hungary. The film wrapped on June 22, 2021. >In January 2023, it was announced the film would be going through two weeks of reshoots. >In June 2023, writer Craig Mazin removed his name from the project
Literally none of the casting makes any kind of sense. They're all horrible actors in their own right and absolutely the worst possible casts for their characters.
I love how the sneed regime can't even produce good enough prolefeed to keep people engaged. So many dystopian theories turned out to be true, but a lot of them turned out to be wrong too, because they hinged on the elite oligarchy caste being smart. Turns out when you make the entire world moronic, you make the world-moroners moronic too. It's like a built-in failsafe.
They can't even learn from Rome on how to appease the plebs in a collapsing empire? We don't even get bread and circuses, we get enriched starch loaf and racial guilt story hour.
This >kevin hart and jack black will take any role given to them no matter how cheap the role >Jamie Lee Curtis has had a career resurgence since the latest Halloween movies and now she calling in favors mixed with exec's thinking shes still got it get every role possible at the same time completely shitting on any younger actresses every chance given
The real head scratcher is Cate which I could chaulk up to her agent selling her on a role about a series she knows nothing and gives no fricks about
She made a movie with Eli Roth a few years earlier.
She's known for Oscar bait stuff but she also seems to be a good sport that isn't above schlock or capeshit.
>make a Borderlands movie >make it a serious space Western >it makes a bajillion dollars because even your dad likes Westerns >it makes a bajillion dollars, and revives an entire genre
Sure is nice living here in the brightest timeline.
On a side note, why does every trailer now have a 5 second trailer to itself where they have to announce "THE TRAILER FOR BORDERLANDS STARTS NOW." No shit, Black person, I literally just clicked it. What fricking purpose does this serve?
I played all 4 Borderlands games (not including the tales games) and I think of the hundreds of games I've played, I think I remember the Pre-Sequel the least of all of them. I cannot for the life of me remember a single thing that happens in that game.
wew I normally get tired of all the doomposting here but this looks genuinely terrible, there doesn't seem to be a single ounce of chemistry between any of these characters and holy frick what did they do to Claptrap's voice?
Claptrap's voice actor got molested by one of the leading Borderland's devs and was shitcanned for talking about it.
Also Claptrap's voice is genuinely AIDS anyway.
>This is what general audiences want I guess
general audience, general population, majority - all of them are cattle. cattle just consumes whatever they are being fed.
Just what I wanted from a Borderlands adaption >tiny black guy playing the big black guy >mexican israelite playing the white girl >wrong voice actor for claptrap's distinctive voice >and two 70 year old women playing characters in their 20s
>Kate Blanchett is 54 years old >Jamie Lee Curtis is 65 years old >Even Kevin Hart is 44
Are there no young movie stars any more?
Why are they getting senior citizens for their action video game movie?
nuke america
That dropped like 2 days ago, keep up
sorry. don't have that much free time these days.
Grim. Sad to see Blanchett reduced to this.
It's a complete 180 from her last movie
she is full on capeshitter, sad to see it.
Good luck, Kevin. You're going to have to carry this entire movie on your tiny little shoulders.
Completely forgot there was an uncharted movie
dam that homie was right Kevin is the new house homie that gets all the roles because he prostitute the dress
From the producer of
>Uncharted
>Spider-Man
>and Venom
Hahahaha
Why didn't they mention Morbius and Madam Web?
How are they still so insistent on losing money ? Like what the frick is this ?
bump
in the land, where money lost all value and being printed on daily basis with no repercussions, you can do whatever the frick you like.
t. Schizo trumptard cultist. Back to your hellhole on r/da_goynald
Trumpgays vote against chinese economic interests.
pretty much this, its irrelevant paper, banks just shuffle it around and hollyisraelite is in on the racket. None of the studios actually ever go broke, none lose any money. Its all a clown circus that is subsidized
I'm so tired of Jack Black.
Atleast hes not an actual black
He's a israelite, even worse
>I'm so tired of Jack Black.
Aussie here im tempted to murder the little masonic israelite israelite dickhead when he comes here and i used to be a fan.
He was fine until 2006 now hes a c**t
We are now entering the area of vidyashit and animeshit
>jack black as claptrap
Its just the voice. Idc if its tom holland who voices claptrap
>Its just the voice
And its a shit voice.
who would make a better claptrap?
my vote goes to Paul Rugg but Hollywood doesn't hire voice actors to voice characters anymore.
>who would make a better claptrap?
the original voice actor
Trick question. You don't have claptrap at all. He's in the first game for all of 15 seconds before he's put out of commission. After that you only see generic other broken ones that solely exist to give you backpack upgrades.
Couldn't get Warwick Davis at such short notice
it was too much of a tall order
>just dropped
we have a thread every 5 minutes for the last few days you homo
Where is Mordecai and Brick?
Too problematic. They would steal the spotlight from those that truly deserve it.
In uranus
Damn right. It's like they threw they story in a fricking blender.
And it isn't like Borderlands was some complex narrative. It was just an excuse to go to new places and get better guns. Though I did like some of the characters and Mortecai was my main when I played it with college friends like a fricking decade and a half ago.
I remember playing as Mordecai, finding the game a slog, starting over as Lilith and having a blast with her powers. Where did the time go?
No one fricking cares about Mordecai and they're using Krieg instead of Brick.
this
mordecai was always the pathetic edgelord character, and brick is a slab of moron.
krieg being picked to take brick's role is the patrician choice
that being said, hope the two of them have a cameo or something. walk by "Brick's Boxing Gym" or " Mordecai's Homestyle Chicken"
Mordecai is an accurate representation of the average Borderlands player. By not including him they made sure the movie would fail.
>movie would fail.
by making this movie they ensured that movie will fail.
>t.800000000000000000000000iq
They’re the popular white male characters. So they’ll make an appearance as fat, out of shape, cameo, or they’ll be mini villains.
I thought Mordecai as mexican
There is no Mexico in that universe. He's Truxican.
In the rubbish with the rest of this horrible franchise.
When did they shaft them into side characters? I remember that by the end of BL2 Mordy was the de-facto leader of the Raiders after Roland and then in BL3 he, Brick and even Tina (even because giving the girlboss writing one would think she would get a spotlight) are barely even present.
Judging that they want to make a universe out of the franchise, I'm sure they'll show up eventually.
They were off fricking around in BL2 anyway.
Knowing Hollywood, I’m amazed it wasn’t all Siren cast.
>Filming officially began on April 1, 2021 in Budapest, Hungary. The film wrapped on June 22, 2021.
>In January 2023, it was announced the film would be going through two weeks of reshoots.
>In June 2023, writer Craig Mazin removed his name from the project
Sounds promising!
>>In June 2023, writer Craig Mazin removed his name from the project
oh boy
It's been on the shelf unreleased for THREE YEARS?
This thing is fricking doomed.
You missed the part where Eli Roth couldn't even be bothered to do the reshoots himself.
>geriatrics pretending to be young and hip characters
extremely pathetic
tina's actress is 16
Ariana Greenblatt unironically deserves better than to be stuck in this
yeah she deserves to be stuck wtih something
I completely forgot Eli Roth is directing this lmao
Really? Holy shit, it will be kino. Ill buy 10 tickets just to spite you redditors
lol they booted him and had reshoots done by someone else
buy all of the tickets. the only thing in this world that will suffer from your genius megamasterplan is your wallet.
Not really because unlike you redditors on Cinemaphile, I am rich
Cast her.
what is wrong with you, you bigoted sexist racist piece of shit
Elliot Page as Mana
Cast him.
Frick, forgot my pick.
"Hello, fellow vault hunters!"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SUPER SEXY
>SUPER HOT
>16 YEAR OLD SIREN!!!
>I LOOOOOVE YOU
Please don't put the best girl in this. Fricking b***hford had fricked her over enough.
Literally none of the casting makes any kind of sense. They're all horrible actors in their own right and absolutely the worst possible casts for their characters.
did pedowood made any kind of sense in the last decade?
I love how the sneed regime can't even produce good enough prolefeed to keep people engaged. So many dystopian theories turned out to be true, but a lot of them turned out to be wrong too, because they hinged on the elite oligarchy caste being smart. Turns out when you make the entire world moronic, you make the world-moroners moronic too. It's like a built-in failsafe.
They can't even learn from Rome on how to appease the plebs in a collapsing empire? We don't even get bread and circuses, we get enriched starch loaf and racial guilt story hour.
so what's the story behind the miscasting? nepotism? owed favors? or execs just being that out of touch with the audience/source material?
Why can't it be all of the above?
This
>kevin hart and jack black will take any role given to them no matter how cheap the role
>Jamie Lee Curtis has had a career resurgence since the latest Halloween movies and now she calling in favors mixed with exec's thinking shes still got it get every role possible at the same time completely shitting on any younger actresses every chance given
The real head scratcher is Cate which I could chaulk up to her agent selling her on a role about a series she knows nothing and gives no fricks about
She made a movie with Eli Roth a few years earlier.
She's known for Oscar bait stuff but she also seems to be a good sport that isn't above schlock or capeshit.
Holy dimes. Only homosexuals and trannies hate this movie
kino
>career of torture porn horror schlock
>hmm I think I'll make a 2006 family movie in 2018 with appropriate casting
>now back to horror schlock
the film is basically about a kid learning straight up satanism and occultism btw
Eli Roth just keeps trying to be dollar store Zachary Quinto, huh?
>The Horse With a wiener in its Balls
they are all fricking moronic. all of them. ALL OF THEM. there is not a single sane person remains in hollywood. NONE.
her is perfect casting for tina
i watch for her
Is that best Ahsoka?
It is
>Lillith AND Tannis AND Moxxi are all played by women at least 20 years too old for the role
I seriously want to know how the frick this happened.
Women age like fine wine. Get over it virgin
nothing wrong with milfs or even gilfs if that fits the character, but it does not here.
same with the half man as the tall buff soldier.
is jack black kino?
Sometimes
How were people dumb enough to sign up for this?
These arent noname actors by any measure
Are you all ready for grandmah cleavage?
>make a Borderlands movie
>make it a serious space Western
>it makes a bajillion dollars because even your dad likes Westerns
>it makes a bajillion dollars, and revives an entire genre
Sure is nice living here in the brightest timeline.
it looks ok clapreddit was always ultra cringe its a fun kids movie it beats the marvel premises
treasure hunt eclectic charicters if it was 30% less camp it would be kino
just fricking have a nice day at this point if this looks ok to you, you fricking cattlehead. you fricking walking, breathing cancer cell
Not surprising cause the game is cancer too.
Is it too much to ask that no one in hollywood be left alive?
This will be like D&D. Also Tannis is pretty much Jaime Lee Curtis. Cinemaphile doesn't play games or watch movies.
>This will be like D&D.
So the best adventure movie of the year?
no one agrees with you homosexual, go die
LMAO, get out of your incel echochamber.
this was a pretty good movie, too bad it probably won't get a sequel
Baldur's Gate's success makes it hard to see this not get at least one more sequel
>QT 23 yr old autistic virgin nympho is cryptkeeper prostitute
This is your brain on onions.
On a side note, why does every trailer now have a 5 second trailer to itself where they have to announce "THE TRAILER FOR BORDERLANDS STARTS NOW." No shit, Black person, I literally just clicked it. What fricking purpose does this serve?
these are the people in question
Movie studios run trailers as autoplay ads. The 5-second preview is the period you can't skip.
isnt cate a little old to be playing... whatever character that is
Are they unshelving this or something? Did they make this a decade ago and throw it in the trash?
Just saw someone refer to this as Boomerlands.
>borderlands 1 came out 15 years ago
Mainly because the cast is so old but yes.
MMMM *POP* MMMMMMMM *POP*
I find it ironic that tannis has more cleavage than lillith in the movie already
Why didn't they just make white gilfs: the movie instead?
didn't they already do that with the grannies going to see tom brady movie
she was always an uggo in the real life cutscenes
idk what everyone's fuss is, its like they never played the games
yeah people forget, or never played
Blanchett is pretty old now, but would have worked better during her Thor Ragnarok run.
I played all 4 Borderlands games (not including the tales games) and I think of the hundreds of games I've played, I think I remember the Pre-Sequel the least of all of them. I cannot for the life of me remember a single thing that happens in that game.
yeah, pre-sequel played the best before 3, but it is pretty forgettable.
I fricking loved the Pre-Sequel, beat it twice and almost did it a third time in the hardest difficulty.
fricking hell i forgot about this
maybe these games were always pure trash
wew I normally get tired of all the doomposting here but this looks genuinely terrible, there doesn't seem to be a single ounce of chemistry between any of these characters and holy frick what did they do to Claptrap's voice?
Doomposting? It's extremely good news to see these shitty woke morons drive themselves into irrelevance.
Claptrap's voice actor got molested by one of the leading Borderland's devs and was shitcanned for talking about it.
Also Claptrap's voice is genuinely AIDS anyway.
Kevin Hart is worth $450 million
>games are fricking horrible to play
>completely insufferable reddit story/characters/humour
>WHAAAA HOW COULD THE MOVIE LOOK LIKE SHIT
BL3 is my favorite childhood game. I'm super exited for the movie.
Borderlands 3 came of 9 years ago, soit's not even a great bait post
everything looks the same these days. Just netflix cgi slop filled with quips. This is what general audiences want I guess
>This is what general audiences want I guess
general audience, general population, majority - all of them are cattle. cattle just consumes whatever they are being fed.
Those youtube comments are restoring my faith in humanity. Maybe we will outlive the goyslop era after all.
I'm afraid we will witness nuclear dawn with our great leaders.
Don't worry, nuclear missiles are a myth.
>its an actual movie
Is this shit made for netflix or something? No one is gonna watch this in the cinema
Don't care about it otherwise, but mommy Cate looks so sexy.
>mommy
Granny.
Just what I wanted from a Borderlands adaption
>tiny black guy playing the big black guy
>mexican israelite playing the white girl
>wrong voice actor for claptrap's distinctive voice
>and two 70 year old women playing characters in their 20s
why does Cate Blanchett look like Felicia Day in this, should have just hired her instead kek
>pee joke
oh Randy
>we want the james gunn troon audience
>all i can give is geriatrics with their grand kids from Florida
>take it or leave it
>game uses quirky reddit humor
>trailer uses quirky reddit humor
>gamers: "noooo they ruined borderlands!!!!"
why are people complaining?
>Kate Blanchett is 54 years old
>Jamie Lee Curtis is 65 years old
>Even Kevin Hart is 44
Are there no young movie stars any more?
Why are they getting senior citizens for their action video game movie?
Movies today are unwatchable, I saw argyle and it was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life
All young actors are dogshit at acting and have no star power
If a movie like this was made 20 years ago, it wouldn't be filled with geriatric has beens. It would feature young stars
Did they get Anthony Burch to work on the script?
>Silent Hill 3 (2)
>Fallout
>Borderlands
What's going to flop harder?
looks like fun. y'alls are just sticks up your butts.