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>Criminal activists hijack gala, taking 300 hostages. One extremist plans mass murder as message to world. Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10 lb unarmed woman beat up big men with gun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They point their pistols at her, but also move close to her, so she can kind of spinflip and prance about, disarming and knocking them out one at a time. Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!

      It's weird, because in all the bodycam videos I've seen, the guys with the guns just empty on the wiggly tweaker while backing up and shouting "DROP THE WEAPON DROP THE WEAPON TASER TASER TASER!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Horrible flashbacks of tiny Ana de Armas doing this in that last Bond movie. Absolutely cringe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They point their pistols at her, but also move close to her, so she can kind of spinflip and prance about, disarming and knocking them out one at a time. Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!
        Does anyone have the webm of the obese sheboon who clambers over a low wooden fence and strolls across a dirt field shooting all the chuds in body armor as they patiently wait their turns to engage her?

        I remember at the beginning of the clip you can clearly tell there's a footstool placed out of view so she can get enough height to climb over the fence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Does anyone have the webm of the obese sheboon who clambers over a low wooden fence and strolls across a dirt field shooting all the chuds in body armor as they patiently wait their turns to engage her?
          >I remember at the beginning of the clip you can clearly tell there's a footstool placed out of view so she can get enough height to climb over the fence.

          Anybody? I need a good laugh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          K I N O

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to read the description of this scene in the official novelization

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They point their pistols at her, but also move close to her, so she can kind of spinflip and prance about, disarming and knocking them out one at a time. Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!

      It's weird, because in all the bodycam videos I've seen, the guys with the guns just empty on the wiggly tweaker while backing up and shouting "DROP THE WEAPON DROP THE WEAPON TASER TASER TASER!"

      I would be pretty ok with this if said woman wasn't so ugly and frumpy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Films, a form of escapism, must be realistic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you were watching a movie about a detective who's tracking down a criminal, and the criminal gets into a car to escape and the detective suddenly leaps 500 feet into the air and Hulk-smashes the hood of the criminal's car, and then goes back to regular detective work, would you lap it up as "it's just a movie bruh"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I will post any insane cope I can think of to justify watching my simpslop

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Die hard but with a chick.

    Okay...

    Is this straight to streaming slop or are they actually going to try a theatrical release?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this movie for? No one who cares about "ex-soldier action movie" is going to watch a female do shit choreography in contrived situations.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hollywood is always late to the party
      they're still chasing ESG

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok i hear you guys i really do. what if shes buck naked the entire movie? will that sweeten the deal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't Hollywood just do this? I'm a simple man.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go frick yourself.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, she grew up beating off six brothers.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another fricking riff on die hard

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy Ridley's career is so dead she's doing Jean-Claude Van Damme flicks.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tiny noodly armed woman is an ex-soldier that will take on rooms full of full grown men who do violence for a living

    No.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women playing tough roles
    just nah

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesnt seem like a ex soldier type. She's too delicate and slim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she going to be Cinemaphile in this movie?

      Barren xenomorph was a mistake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Delicate
      Lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically seek help.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are literally useless. kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And no lips

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how closeted you gotta be to do this shit.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb premise
    She looks cute here tho

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked that movie with Olga Kurylenko where she's an ex-soldier and gets the shit beat out of her by two dudes in a bathroom

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably will watch because I shoot loads to Daisy.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would be decent if the lead was Gina Carano or that bodybuilder from Love Lies Bleeding and all of the activists looked like pic related.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is she going to be Cinemaphile in this movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting in shape for all that aggressive coitus.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I will not be tricked into rooting for a bunch of rich buttholes at some bullshit gala for raising support for israel or whatever theyre doing

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is so ugly

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like Die Hard

    Please get Oscar Isaac to say, "somehow Hand Gruber returned"

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages.
    >a woman

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy Ridley DESE NUTS homie!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only she was real, she would have stopped the Bataclan Massacre.
    This is what happens when we tell women they can't be...window cleaners.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i bypassed the terror

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