>Criminal activists hijack gala, taking 300 hostages. One extremist plans mass murder as message to world. Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages.
>Criminal activists hijack gala, taking 300 hostages. One extremist plans mass murder as message to world. Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages.
10 lb unarmed woman beat up big men with gun
They point their pistols at her, but also move close to her, so she can kind of spinflip and prance about, disarming and knocking them out one at a time. Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!
It's weird, because in all the bodycam videos I've seen, the guys with the guns just empty on the wiggly tweaker while backing up and shouting "DROP THE WEAPON DROP THE WEAPON TASER TASER TASER!"
yup
Horrible flashbacks of tiny Ana de Armas doing this in that last Bond movie. Absolutely cringe.
>They point their pistols at her, but also move close to her, so she can kind of spinflip and prance about, disarming and knocking them out one at a time. Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!
Does anyone have the webm of the obese sheboon who clambers over a low wooden fence and strolls across a dirt field shooting all the chuds in body armor as they patiently wait their turns to engage her?
I remember at the beginning of the clip you can clearly tell there's a footstool placed out of view so she can get enough height to climb over the fence.
>Does anyone have the webm of the obese sheboon who clambers over a low wooden fence and strolls across a dirt field shooting all the chuds in body armor as they patiently wait their turns to engage her?
>I remember at the beginning of the clip you can clearly tell there's a footstool placed out of view so she can get enough height to climb over the fence.
Anybody? I need a good laugh.
>Maybe one shoots at her, but she deftly maneuvers behind one of the other baddies, so they clumsily shoot their compatriots!
K I N O
I want to read the description of this scene in the official novelization
I would be pretty ok with this if said woman wasn't so ugly and frumpy
> Films, a form of escapism, must be realistic.
If you were watching a movie about a detective who's tracking down a criminal, and the criminal gets into a car to escape and the detective suddenly leaps 500 feet into the air and Hulk-smashes the hood of the criminal's car, and then goes back to regular detective work, would you lap it up as "it's just a movie bruh"?
>I will post any insane cope I can think of to justify watching my simpslop
Die hard but with a chick.
Okay...
Is this straight to streaming slop or are they actually going to try a theatrical release?
Who is this movie for? No one who cares about "ex-soldier action movie" is going to watch a female do shit choreography in contrived situations.
hollywood is always late to the party
they're still chasing ESG
ok i hear you guys i really do. what if shes buck naked the entire movie? will that sweeten the deal?
Why can't Hollywood just do this? I'm a simple man.
Go frick yourself.
It's okay, she grew up beating off six brothers.
>yet another fricking riff on die hard
Daisy Ridley's career is so dead she's doing Jean-Claude Van Damme flicks.
>tiny noodly armed woman is an ex-soldier that will take on rooms full of full grown men who do violence for a living
No.
>women playing tough roles
just nah
She doesnt seem like a ex soldier type. She's too delicate and slim.
Barren xenomorph was a mistake
>Delicate
Lmao
Unironically seek help.
You are literally useless. kys
And no lips
Imagine how closeted you gotta be to do this shit.
Dumb premise
She looks cute here tho
I liked that movie with Olga Kurylenko where she's an ex-soldier and gets the shit beat out of her by two dudes in a bathroom
Probably will watch because I shoot loads to Daisy.
It would be decent if the lead was Gina Carano or that bodybuilder from Love Lies Bleeding and all of the activists looked like pic related.
Is she going to be Cinemaphile in this movie?
Getting in shape for all that aggressive coitus.
>Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages
No I will not be tricked into rooting for a bunch of rich buttholes at some bullshit gala for raising support for israel or whatever theyre doing
kino
She is so ugly
Sounds like Die Hard
Please get Oscar Isaac to say, "somehow Hand Gruber returned"
>Ex-soldier turned window cleaner Ridley works to rescue the hostages.
>a woman
Daisy Ridley DESE NUTS homie!
If only she was real, she would have stopped the Bataclan Massacre.
This is what happens when we tell women they can't be...window cleaners.
>i bypassed the terror