The whole thing makes sense if you imagine it to be Mexico/Peru or whatever the frick you want because they actually have a true world genetic melting pot going on over there.
>this is not Spain
Correct. It's a fantasy kingdom that's set in Europe and is just like Spain, except this time the brown people are the good guys and NOT the colonizers, got it?
>this is not Spain
Correct. It's a fantasy kingdom that's set in Europe and is just like Spain, except this time the brown people are the good guys and NOT the colonizers, got it?
>seething hill savages
The Moors selflessly took on the burden of civilizing the pigfricking mud hut Iberian apes after the Romans wisely abandoned them.
The civilization of their original country was destroyed by frog-eaters
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>Roman Empire gets destroyed by barbarians >Europe still trhives >Moor 'civilization makers' couldn't
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>Roman Empire gets destroyed by barbarians >Europe slides into backwardness and savagery >Moors take pity on them and civilize them >Europe rebounds and manages to surpass their teachers >Thank the Moors by destroying their countries
>fat >asian >eyeglasses >disabled
for frick's sake
Wait holy shit. >poc >fat ie body positivity representation yaas >glasses, is going to be smart >disabled, for that representation yaaas >slightly short hair for medieval times
She's representing SJWs, isn't she? Just visualise her with different frames and blue hair and a sidecut.
Is she going to be fanatical about cats? School ignorant, bigoted, anti-immigration, anti-trans, anti-feminist characters? Is some hot ripped lightskinned hunk man going to fall for her over some skinny b***h because ALL bodies are beautiful and fatsos especially so? Or will she be queer (so brave!) in a 3 sec shot of lustily staring at an unnamed background character, that can be easily cut off from the international releases?
Disney really went from piceel to some millenial artist's self insert in a decade.
I seriously think you'd find someone who looks like her among their staff.
Yeah, but Frozen was in part a hit because of their very friendly dynamic, so it may have reinvigorated the idea at Disney that hey having the main princess have a close and warm relationship with a same-age female friend might not be a terrible idea after all.
They'd only tried it with Pocahontas and PATF, neither of which was a roaring success iirc
But yeah I do kinda suspect Dahlia strongly resembles someone in the production team
FRICKING HELL
She's a self-insert of the goddamn DIRECTOR >Prasansook "Fawn" Veerasunthorn[1][2] is a Thai film director, animator and storyboard artist. She worked on the Disney Animation films Frozen (2013), Moana and Zootopia (both 2016) as a storyboard artist, as head of story on Raya and the Last Dragon (2021), and is set to make her directorial debut with the 2023 film Wish. >(Wish)The 62nd animated feature film produced by the studio, it is directed by Chris Buck and Fawn Veerasunthorn (in her feature directorial debut), produced by Peter Del Vecho and Juan Pablo Reyes, and written by Jennifer Lee and Allison Moore.
>head of story on Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
Wish is going to fricking suck, isn't it
That's why most immigrant familly call their girls with French name instead, nobody can pronounce that shit and it's easy to make it into sleazy puns too.
typical thing done with disney characters now, not new news to me but it's still baffling
how can disney be such a monopoly and do frickall with everything they have at the same time
I remember reading somewhere that they really can't help but to self insert. Some research found that men prefer their fictional characters to be cool, but women want their fictional characters to be relatable. And since women are being put in charge of projects more and more, everything else falls in line.
HOnestly >Main character princess's best friend is Asian with a bob, eyeglasses, passionate about cooking based on merch >Director in her feature directorial debut is Asian (Thai) with a bob, eyeglasses, passionate about cooking
This is just embarrassing.
I bet they've been going >omg you're our first (Asian) woman director what a trailblazer >only two women directed Disney animations before and they've both been American-born this is so IMPORTANT, so DIVERSE >let's put you in the film to mark this momentous occasion wouldn't that be fun >oh my god this is so significant
They shouldve put a moroccan woman or something as the director if they HAD to make it a woman
I don't think they're going to pick the director to fit the location of the film - veerasunthorn at least has been working on several Disney films including Frozen with Buck, Lee and del Vecho, so they know her - but they sure as frick shoved the director's self insert into her feature directorial debut
>hurr durr blackrock >That’s you. That’s what you sound like.
What benefit do you get from pretending Blackrock doesn't control our economy?
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BlackRock doesn't control the economy, BlackRock IS the economy
By investing in a variety of stocks they can keep being profitable because the global market grows over time
ESG is mostly marketing for a company like that because at some point wealthy middle class liberals decided that sustainable investing was the best thing since sliced bread, but now that most ESG funds turned out to be complete garbage and men are moving away from liberalism they regret going that route in terms of marketing
Also Vanguard is almost as big as BlackRock but nobody ever talks about it because they don't engage is shitty PR
There's nothing wrong with self-inserts. EVERYONE makes self inserts in whatever they make. The only difference is that talented/smart creatives know to either break up the self insert into different (say you're white, a dude, have long hair, a short nose, and have glasses and like anime) characters, or be completely upfront with whatever character is obviously the self insert, and take pride in it while also understanding that the self insert is NOT literally them.
Neoliberal sheltered wealthy California kids (particularly women), however, can't do the former, and when it comes to the latter they view the self insert as a direct vessel for themselves and not an actual character or something distinct: they ARE the character and vice versa.
Turning Red and Wish (more than likely) both have the same problem in that the self insert characters are TOO much like the creator that it bogs down the experience: it exposes how the whole creation is so obviously a form of therapy for the artist (which is not inherently a bad thing) but shows how egocentric it ends up being. Rather than be a story that anyone can identify with or understand (and still inspired by the author and their life), it just becomes pure wish-fulfillment and a peek into the diary of the creator as well as them venting their frustrations they feel about their parents, the opposite sex, puberty, as well as how they fail to actually achieve self-actualization through conflating meaningless social justice with finding meaning in life.
There's nothing wrong with self-inserts. EVERYONE makes self inserts in whatever they make. The only difference is that talented/smart creatives know to either break up the self insert into different (say you're white, a dude, have long hair, a short nose, and have glasses and like anime) characters, or be completely upfront with whatever character is obviously the self insert, and take pride in it while also understanding that the self insert is NOT literally them.
Neoliberal sheltered wealthy California kids (particularly women), however, can't do the former, and when it comes to the latter they view the self insert as a direct vessel for themselves and not an actual character or something distinct: they ARE the character and vice versa.
And really, this has less to do with the politics of the creators at Disney and more to do with the wealth, social circles, and upbringing they have: the young adults making movies are being raised or moved into sheltered California city life devoid of real struggles. These are the kids who never had to work summer jobs, hardly had to work chores growing up, went to college full-time straight out of high school, then went on to do art for a living while never REALLY having to worry about crippling debt or not having financial security. They have no real problems, only first world ones, problems with solutions that simply aren't feasible, so in an attempt to lessen their own guilt (that exists from being the only people with the freedom to change things) while refusing to actually surrender their privilege, they talk like this.
This is her husband.
These people are the new American Psychos, only instead of materialism, they buy and brag about expensive and lofty ideas while they sit around and do nothing meaningful all day.
It doesn't matter she dropped out of Thai medical school: by nature of being a woman, she adopts the beliefs and behaviors of the social group she falls into. This isn't even a sexist remark, it's just something women do. You could spend your whole young adulthood as a woman raised in Thailand but the minute you move to America, that all goes out the window in order to assimilate to survive and pass as normal in the new social order. Whatever the California kids believe in and say, so will she.
He's a thin-skinned baby and trying to play the victim. No one is actually blaming him for ethnic inequality. That comic is all in his own head and he chooses to believe all complaints about The System are targeting him specifically. Allyship isn't conditional.
Anyway, Wish looks boring and visually devoid of creativity. Disney's never gonna the Paperman style for a feature-length project.
Kentucky was confederate-leaning for half the civil war until the Union claimed most of the land. Pennsylvania was solidly Union, even being the first state to outlaw slavery in its inception.
Then she knows what's eventual, right? Surely she and really anyone who puts themselves into animation should be well aware of the eventuality of the internet. If anything the fact its a self insert makes it so the porn artists can go harder. My penis is extremely excited.
Yeah, there's a chance the best friend isn't some Mary Sue but just a relatively small side role that's played in a funny self-ironic way. I liked Lottie in PATF, who knows. I thought I'd hate Encanto based on the preview materials but ended up liking it.
Nevertheless I've rarely seen such blatant self-inserting, it's funny
>east asian >latin american/african american
Yeah this has nothing to do with Islamic Spain. I would say maybe aesthetically-wise, but I've seen the trailer and the buildings and city just looked like generic D&D wealthy town. This is just going to be Elena of Avalor rehashed into a movie isn't it?
Her gay best friend? I mean, it'd hit quite a few diversity checkboxes. >Asian x black romance >Plus size acceptance >Lesbians >International/cosmopolitan
According to research done by Lego, women in general have a hard time self inserting if the character is not "literally them".
LEGO once commissioned a study on gender differences in play when they were developing the girl-focused Lego Freinds line and one of its main conclusions boiled down to this: Boys want to be Batman. Girls want Batman to be them.
That’s why when you develop a girl’s property you need to have either one kinda bland, boilerplate protagonist that can be imprinted upon or a wildly diverse ensemble of protags that covers the entire gamut of personalities so they can pick one and be like “that’s so me!”
I remember reading somewhere that they really can't help but to self insert. Some research found that men prefer their fictional characters to be cool, but women want their fictional characters to be relatable. And since women are being put in charge of projects more and more, everything else falls in line.
Oh, yeah, this was it. I got it from somewhere else though. I didn't learn this from someone schizoposting.
>That’s why when you develop a girl’s property you need to have either one kinda bland, boilerplate protagonist that can be imprinted upon or a wildly diverse ensemble of protags that covers the entire gamut of personalities so they can pick one and be like “that’s so me!”
Well that explains magical girl shows, I guess.
I hope the next generation of western Asians daughters are raised properly to live themselves so they degrade themselves as side slam pig self inserts married to the most beta of balding white males with hapa children who contie the cycle of self hatred
Yeah, the costumes are bumming me out. A Disney princess movie should have their character wear the kind of dress that little girls will want to put on their dolls. Not the kind of dress that their mom can pull out from the very back of her closet and maybe use as a cheap spare practical outfit to be an extra at the ren faire.
President Pedro goes on TV telling everyone to wish things because he ate a magic wishing rock and it almost destroys the world but WW is like "Noooo don't wish for things" and then the whole world unwishes all their wishes and everything goes back to normal
The ending for Wish is probably going to be the Wishing Star goes kamikaze to defeat King Magnifico and returns to the sky. Asha learns that King Magnifico kicked her family out of power so she's technically a princess. Asha becomes the princess and everybody celebrates as pretty much nothing changes.
>got WW84 >got Pussy I'm Boots >let's make another movie about wishes but make it completely on the nose
Also what are the chances this has time travelling or alternative dimensions in it?
Y'know its especially funny they wanted to make some le diverse movie, because Islamic Spain is the worst choice. More then half of the Andalusian muslims were white european converts, usually celtiberians or visigoth. So this movie chose the one place in the medieval Islamic world that had the most white people after the crusader states and the Caucasus
>Do white people just not exist anymore
In the past, companies had to cater to their audience to earn a profit, but now they just receive funding directly from the government in exchange for promoting globohomo.
No actually doing that job respectively it's not the same as sucking the balls. I still get pissed off I can hardly post anything animal in sexy clothing without getting beand.
What makes me the angriest about this movie is all the angloid racial discourse being focused on my country now >muh romans >muh moors >muh negrerinos >muh 15% white, 34% pee pee 51% poo poo >amerifarts trying to fit spaniards in their schizophrenic racial system >ameriturds discussing about the true meaning of latino-mediterranean-iberian ethnic/racial concepts
Just SHUT UP
SHUT UUUUUPPPP
LEAVE US ALONE, JUST FORGET WE EXIST PLEASE
FRICK YOU DISNEY FRICK YOU FRICK YOUUUU
Why does she look Asian
Because she's from late medieval Europe, duh
Right. Right right right right.
Is the hairstyle. She looks like a Japanese doll.
That doll is cute
fat face makes her eyes look smaller than they are
Because despite being set in Iberia for the medieval aesthetic, this movie is actually in South America, where millions of Japanese migrants live.
Well, a lot of South America look like Spain for obvious reasons...
She’s Finnish
Fat makes the eyes look smaller
She looks like Snow White.
Asha's pirate friend.
Cheeckbone and eye shape plus black hair I guess
The straight / lesbian fatgays need something to furiously fap to.
Gay fatgays are both repulsive and always pandered to.
Mrs swan looking ass
this is not Spain
No, is a fantasy kingdom with some Spanish inspiration. Like Evalor.
The whole thing makes sense if you imagine it to be Mexico/Peru or whatever the frick you want because they actually have a true world genetic melting pot going on over there.
>this is not Spain
Correct. It's a fantasy kingdom that's set in Europe and is just like Spain, except this time the brown people are the good guys and NOT the colonizers, got it?
Basically Woman King tier revisionism
>seething hill savages
The Moors selflessly took on the burden of civilizing the pigfricking mud hut Iberian apes after the Romans wisely abandoned them.
>The Moors "Civilized" spain while leaving no civilization for themselves on their origin country
My
sides.
The civilization of their original country was destroyed by frog-eaters
>Roman Empire gets destroyed by barbarians
>Europe still trhives
>Moor 'civilization makers' couldn't
>Roman Empire gets destroyed by barbarians
>Europe slides into backwardness and savagery
>Moors take pity on them and civilize them
>Europe rebounds and manages to surpass their teachers
>Thank the Moors by destroying their countries
>Copes so hard that is making up historical lies.
you think amerifats can tell the difference?
The pictures for this make it look like one of those Disney Junior series. Looks so fricking cheap.
Looks like sofia the first rejects
It's crazy that a DTVA show for toddlers has better designs (and probably better writing too lol) than an actual big screen Disney animated movie.
Is she holding a crutch? Is this suppose to be some kind of disability diversity inclusion? Or will it actually be important to the story?
oh yeah looks like she might have a cane
Is a crutch
>DIVERSITY WIN
>Disney's FIRST EVER Bisexual Nonbinary Princess with Muscular Dystrophy and near-sightedness!
I remember a girl in college who walked with a cane. She wasn't disabled, just fat and dangerhaired, and it made me really fricking angry.
Female Doc
Uh, you're not allowed to use the "F-word", chud. The preferred nomenclature would be "woman doctor".
"Doctor Lady"
Oh god damn it people are going to only make art of the fat b***h.
>fat
>asian
>eyeglasses
>disabled
for frick's sake
>will be gay
>may even be a troony somehow
Wait holy shit.
>poc
>fat ie body positivity representation yaas
>glasses, is going to be smart
>disabled, for that representation yaaas
>slightly short hair for medieval times
She's representing SJWs, isn't she? Just visualise her with different frames and blue hair and a sidecut.
Is she going to be fanatical about cats? School ignorant, bigoted, anti-immigration, anti-trans, anti-feminist characters? Is some hot ripped lightskinned hunk man going to fall for her over some skinny b***h because ALL bodies are beautiful and fatsos especially so? Or will she be queer (so brave!) in a 3 sec shot of lustily staring at an unnamed background character, that can be easily cut off from the international releases?
Frick's sake, indeed
Absolutely disgusting
Another DOA like Raya
Disney really went from piceel to some millenial artist's self insert in a decade.
I seriously think you'd find someone who looks like her among their staff.
Most Disney princess don't have friends, I can only think of Pocahontas. The ugly best friend is usually a guy trope.
Yeah usually they only have animal companions don't they?
Let's see, Pocahontas & Nakoma, Tiana & Lottie, Elsa & Anna, aaaaand uhhhh.
But yeah I do kinda suspect Dahlia strongly resembles someone in the production team
> Elsa & Anna
That's cheating, they're siblings.
Yeah, but Frozen was in part a hit because of their very friendly dynamic, so it may have reinvigorated the idea at Disney that hey having the main princess have a close and warm relationship with a same-age female friend might not be a terrible idea after all.
They'd only tried it with Pocahontas and PATF, neither of which was a roaring success iirc
Is actually very weird that most Princesses are friendless.
>weird
Why?
Another girl on the screen takes the spotlight away.
No, it's not. I'm a femanon and women rarely have close friendships with each other. It's more of a fantasy than a reality.
>I'm a femanon
FRICKING HELL
She's a self-insert of the goddamn DIRECTOR
>Prasansook "Fawn" Veerasunthorn[1][2] is a Thai film director, animator and storyboard artist. She worked on the Disney Animation films Frozen (2013), Moana and Zootopia (both 2016) as a storyboard artist, as head of story on Raya and the Last Dragon (2021), and is set to make her directorial debut with the 2023 film Wish.
>(Wish)The 62nd animated feature film produced by the studio, it is directed by Chris Buck and Fawn Veerasunthorn (in her feature directorial debut), produced by Peter Del Vecho and Juan Pablo Reyes, and written by Jennifer Lee and Allison Moore.
>head of story on Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
Wish is going to fricking suck, isn't it
>Prasansook Veerasunthorn
Do Asians really? That is not a real fricking name however you slice it. If I was living in Western society I'd get that changed in a heartbeat.
Thai names tend to be like that, yes.
And yes, that's why she goes by "Fawn" Veerasunthorn
Its not that hard to pronounce once you read it out loud. Pra-san-sook Vera-sun-thorn
I once matched with an Asian chick unironically named "Chompoo" and proceeded to kek my balls off for the next hour.
Fricking chomp poo. I refuse to believe that's a name.
>Chompoo
That's like... a bad nickname a jock from a frat house gets after a very, very bad drunk night.
That being said, I now do wonder what kind of Western names Asian people laugh at.
Family Guy has an asian writer named Chevapravatdumrong.
Thai and Lao have those crazy multi-syllable names.
Koreans have 3 last names that everyone shares.
All Vietnamese are named Nguyen.
It's only Thai, and slavs do it too with names like Brygzcowzcwity.
That's why most immigrant familly call their girls with French name instead, nobody can pronounce that shit and it's easy to make it into sleazy puns too.
AHHAHAHAHAHA
EVERY FRICKING TIME
typical thing done with disney characters now, not new news to me but it's still baffling
how can disney be such a monopoly and do frickall with everything they have at the same time
Letting women write or produce was a mistake, since they can't fricking do anything without inserting themselves into it.
I remember reading somewhere that they really can't help but to self insert. Some research found that men prefer their fictional characters to be cool, but women want their fictional characters to be relatable. And since women are being put in charge of projects more and more, everything else falls in line.
They shouldve put a moroccan woman or something as the director if they HAD to make it a woman
HOnestly
>Main character princess's best friend is Asian with a bob, eyeglasses, passionate about cooking based on merch
>Director in her feature directorial debut is Asian (Thai) with a bob, eyeglasses, passionate about cooking
This is just embarrassing.
I bet they've been going
>omg you're our first (Asian) woman director what a trailblazer
>only two women directed Disney animations before and they've both been American-born this is so IMPORTANT, so DIVERSE
>let's put you in the film to mark this momentous occasion wouldn't that be fun
>oh my god this is so significant
I don't think they're going to pick the director to fit the location of the film - veerasunthorn at least has been working on several Disney films including Frozen with Buck, Lee and del Vecho, so they know her - but they sure as frick shoved the director's self insert into her feature directorial debut
Blackrock: we'll only give you money if you hire some moron freak to make your movie.
Disnep: okay.
>hurr durr blackrock
That’s you. That’s what you sound like.
>hurr durr blackrock
>That’s you. That’s what you sound like.
What benefit do you get from pretending Blackrock doesn't control our economy?
BlackRock doesn't control the economy, BlackRock IS the economy
By investing in a variety of stocks they can keep being profitable because the global market grows over time
ESG is mostly marketing for a company like that because at some point wealthy middle class liberals decided that sustainable investing was the best thing since sliced bread, but now that most ESG funds turned out to be complete garbage and men are moving away from liberalism they regret going that route in terms of marketing
Also Vanguard is almost as big as BlackRock but nobody ever talks about it because they don't engage is shitty PR
There's nothing wrong with self-inserts. EVERYONE makes self inserts in whatever they make. The only difference is that talented/smart creatives know to either break up the self insert into different (say you're white, a dude, have long hair, a short nose, and have glasses and like anime) characters, or be completely upfront with whatever character is obviously the self insert, and take pride in it while also understanding that the self insert is NOT literally them.
Neoliberal sheltered wealthy California kids (particularly women), however, can't do the former, and when it comes to the latter they view the self insert as a direct vessel for themselves and not an actual character or something distinct: they ARE the character and vice versa.
Turning Red and Wish (more than likely) both have the same problem in that the self insert characters are TOO much like the creator that it bogs down the experience: it exposes how the whole creation is so obviously a form of therapy for the artist (which is not inherently a bad thing) but shows how egocentric it ends up being. Rather than be a story that anyone can identify with or understand (and still inspired by the author and their life), it just becomes pure wish-fulfillment and a peek into the diary of the creator as well as them venting their frustrations they feel about their parents, the opposite sex, puberty, as well as how they fail to actually achieve self-actualization through conflating meaningless social justice with finding meaning in life.
And really, this has less to do with the politics of the creators at Disney and more to do with the wealth, social circles, and upbringing they have: the young adults making movies are being raised or moved into sheltered California city life devoid of real struggles. These are the kids who never had to work summer jobs, hardly had to work chores growing up, went to college full-time straight out of high school, then went on to do art for a living while never REALLY having to worry about crippling debt or not having financial security. They have no real problems, only first world ones, problems with solutions that simply aren't feasible, so in an attempt to lessen their own guilt (that exists from being the only people with the freedom to change things) while refusing to actually surrender their privilege, they talk like this.
These people are the new American Psychos, only instead of materialism, they buy and brag about expensive and lofty ideas while they sit around and do nothing meaningful all day.
Hm. Apparently this Veerasunthorn is actually from Thailand, where she dropped out of a Thai medical school to pursue animation in the USA.
So maybe her Thai upbringing helps her avoid the worst Cali tropes, even though she went to an art uni there?
It doesn't matter she dropped out of Thai medical school: by nature of being a woman, she adopts the beliefs and behaviors of the social group she falls into. This isn't even a sexist remark, it's just something women do. You could spend your whole young adulthood as a woman raised in Thailand but the minute you move to America, that all goes out the window in order to assimilate to survive and pass as normal in the new social order. Whatever the California kids believe in and say, so will she.
i kinda thought Cinemaphile was just dogpiling on a random asian, but damn, even the glasses are the same colour
>senior staff of Raya, the latest failure
>fail upwards to directorship
Hollywood.
And Modern Disney Animation especially.
This is her husband.
Interesting, actually
>a white guy
Not shocked at all.
BASED
he's right about the solution
He's a thin-skinned baby and trying to play the victim. No one is actually blaming him for ethnic inequality. That comic is all in his own head and he chooses to believe all complaints about The System are targeting him specifically. Allyship isn't conditional.
Anyway, Wish looks boring and visually devoid of creativity. Disney's never gonna the Paperman style for a feature-length project.
>Conservative Pennsylvania
Like Amish country? What the frick is he talking about.
Pennsyltucky. You'll see a handful of people living there flying the confederate flag despite Pennsylvania being part of the Union.
So was Kentucky.
Kentucky was confederate-leaning for half the civil war until the Union claimed most of the land. Pennsylvania was solidly Union, even being the first state to outlaw slavery in its inception.
I think it's pretty interesting that both sides know what the problem is about yet both will vehemently deny it if you confront them about it
>both sides
They seem like they're on the same side
That fricking simp. White guys like him are the problem. Women's nonsense would go nowhere without weak white men green-lighting it.
>Even people who agree with you will eventually get worn down into apathy if not outright contempt if you constantly attack their identity
Curious!
Man imagine having such low self esteem that your self insert character isn’t even the main star but some side supporting friend.
Having your self insert be the MC princess in Disney's 100 year celebration full length feature would take some serious balls lol
Then she knows what's eventual, right? Surely she and really anyone who puts themselves into animation should be well aware of the eventuality of the internet. If anything the fact its a self insert makes it so the porn artists can go harder. My penis is extremely excited.
I don't care about self-inserts as long as its not annoying, and being the sidekick of a movie isn't the most pretentious thing you can do.
But she doesn’t look as fat as the cartoon based on her?
She’s cute.
Yeah, there's a chance the best friend isn't some Mary Sue but just a relatively small side role that's played in a funny self-ironic way. I liked Lottie in PATF, who knows. I thought I'd hate Encanto based on the preview materials but ended up liking it.
Nevertheless I've rarely seen such blatant self-inserting, it's funny
It never fricking ends
Don't see the problem. For all you know there could have been a thriving Siamese community in medieval Spain.
Ha, called it. We got a million dollar I am Not Starfire.
she's cute so I don't mind
>Veerasunthorn
this sounds like a dutch word for a very specific kind of thorny vine.
Charlotte isn't in the ride is she? Hell I don't think Naveen is either.
It’s all so tiresome
When you make Mirabel look gorgeous, you've fricked up.
I totally would bang Mirabel, to clarify, she's cute.
>When you make Mirabel look gorgeous
Lets not go that far.
I think that's one of the worst possible frames for her though, she looks cute in most of the movie
People who choose tween-frames to talk about quality are scum of the Earth. Use a solid image, homosexual.
kek it's from this, isn't it:
Still would.
frick off anon my crush looks like her, she's cute ok
Mirabel is not cute, the glasses+hair makes her look like an old hag.
Yeah that's going too far
Oh joy a living Checkbox
Will the friend bang the main villain?
Is that her wish?
>east asian
>latin american/african american
Yeah this has nothing to do with Islamic Spain. I would say maybe aesthetically-wise, but I've seen the trailer and the buildings and city just looked like generic D&D wealthy town. This is just going to be Elena of Avalor rehashed into a movie isn't it?
She looks fairly boring
I'm not a fan of the art style of this movie. It looks badly rendered
>expect thick Asian discourse
>it's dipshits crying about diversity
Goddammit, I miss coomer Cinemaphile.
You have to admit the director of the film showing up in the film as a self-insert character who's the best friend of the MC is rare, bold and amusing
Nah. Just like Willow from the Owl House, shes not even a top tier fatty. Why would I coom over someone I could find at a McDonald's
She's not thick, she's obese, there is a goddamn difference.
Christ, imagine cooming to that Danny DeVito-ass looking b***h lmao
it's all so tiring. take me back.
Subpar coombait won't endear your shitty movie to fans.
You tried it with Turning Red, Guardian Spice, even Raya with the noodle dragon.
I didn't understand the whole Slampig thing. Then I saw all the Glimmer threads of Shera. Now I get it.
anon of culture here
Her gay best friend? I mean, it'd hit quite a few diversity checkboxes.
>Asian x black romance
>Plus size acceptance
>Lesbians
>International/cosmopolitan
>gay
Now you're just making shit up
HERE GOES CLARIFICATION ABOUT SELF INSERTION
According to research done by Lego, women in general have a hard time self inserting if the character is not "literally them".
LEGO once commissioned a study on gender differences in play when they were developing the girl-focused Lego Freinds line and one of its main conclusions boiled down to this: Boys want to be Batman. Girls want Batman to be them.
That’s why when you develop a girl’s property you need to have either one kinda bland, boilerplate protagonist that can be imprinted upon or a wildly diverse ensemble of protags that covers the entire gamut of personalities so they can pick one and be like “that’s so me!”
Stydy: https://www.isegoria.net/2012/01/lego-is-for-girls/
Oh, yeah, this was it. I got it from somewhere else though. I didn't learn this from someone schizoposting.
>literally true
>schizoposting
Hey, man, schizoposting is not just what's being said, but also it's how it's being said.
In other words, narcissism.
>That’s why when you develop a girl’s property you need to have either one kinda bland, boilerplate protagonist that can be imprinted upon or a wildly diverse ensemble of protags that covers the entire gamut of personalities so they can pick one and be like “that’s so me!”
Well that explains magical girl shows, I guess.
Explains Rey….,,,
So if you let a boy play with a Barbie, whatll happen?
I think girls would rather play with Barbies than Batman. And boys prefer Batman over Barbies.
>So if you let a boy play with a Barbie, whatll happen
He gets a jar.
They pull its head off
>men have no sense of self and will adapt to anything while women remain stubbornly within sense of self for better or worse
Explains why so many white men troon out
That is incredibly fat for the time period.
She must be rich.
>100th anniversary movie
>Doesn't use EVERYTHING they've learned, just 3D with one 2D character instead of every animation style they have at once
>Disney is just one animator scribbling furiously and feverishly to make animation
>mixing extra virgin olive oil with laundry detergent.
What happens if you do that?
You make something very unpalatable.
Oh, I thought we were doing laundry.
I hope the next generation of western Asians daughters are raised properly to live themselves so they degrade themselves as side slam pig self inserts married to the most beta of balding white males with hapa children who contie the cycle of self hatred
I'm going to assume they are gay.
It's furious indoctrination, going against nature via the power of revisionist propaganda and massive guilting
doesn't even feel like disney makes characters anymore. just diversity quotas. its why everyone is so instantly forgettable.
Yeah, the costumes are bumming me out. A Disney princess movie should have their character wear the kind of dress that little girls will want to put on their dolls. Not the kind of dress that their mom can pull out from the very back of her closet and maybe use as a cheap spare practical outfit to be an extra at the ren faire.
Barf
>wide face
>wide set eyes
>pudgy nose with no bridge
>thick black striaght hair
They forgot that iberians arnt mestizo Mexicans and that moors arnt African Americans.
Kida, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Aurora.
When will Disney underdtsnd, the most beautiful have nose bridges with structure.
Porn when?
>her wish is to heal her disability
>Asha forces her to give up King Magnifico's wishes cause they're just fantasies and she has to face reality
Wait are we going to get the ending to Wonderwoman 1984 again?
tl;dw what was the ending?
President Pedro goes on TV telling everyone to wish things because he ate a magic wishing rock and it almost destroys the world but WW is like "Noooo don't wish for things" and then the whole world unwishes all their wishes and everything goes back to normal
wtf?
The ending for Wish is probably going to be the Wishing Star goes kamikaze to defeat King Magnifico and returns to the sky. Asha learns that King Magnifico kicked her family out of power so she's technically a princess. Asha becomes the princess and everybody celebrates as pretty much nothing changes.
>made by Raya creators
>but it has no pretty dragoness waifu now
>only ugly psycho humans
Congrats Gisnep, now your shit has zero redeeming qualities.
this
as a Frozen fan I wanted to trust Wish, but every news I have is more and more sad
It has a talking goat, though
Yeah and she's beside the glasses girl.
This movie went from "meh" to "what the shit now" really fast.
Fat 3d characters always look like they're moronic
>Fat 3d characters always look like they're moronic
LOL true
>got WW84
>got Pussy I'm Boots
>let's make another movie about wishes but make it completely on the nose
Also what are the chances this has time travelling or alternative dimensions in it?
>forgot wish dragon
Since the story would be taking place before 1500 and that girl has glasses and is fat does it mean she's a noble?
Glasses were a reading aid at the time so she's both literate and has access to enough food to be overweight, so she has to be pretty wealthy
She better not be the genderbent of version of Sam Tarly from GOT/ASOIAF. God I hate that whiny sack of lard so much
>Asian
That somehow pisses me off more than having a Black moorish girl on Spain.
Do white people just not exist anymore
Y'know its especially funny they wanted to make some le diverse movie, because Islamic Spain is the worst choice. More then half of the Andalusian muslims were white european converts, usually celtiberians or visigoth. So this movie chose the one place in the medieval Islamic world that had the most white people after the crusader states and the Caucasus
I think it's a bad choice because it's a period of Spanish history marked by ethnic wars
>Do white people just not exist anymore
In the past, companies had to cater to their audience to earn a profit, but now they just receive funding directly from the government in exchange for promoting globohomo.
The villain of the movie is a white man
>Raya
>Turning Red
>Elemental
>A bunch others I'm forgetting
South Asians are taking over animation, aren't they?
Not sure about Turning Red and Elemental; but they're 'givin'' space for thier creation, etc.
Shhh. They just saw Moor was used to describe a black person and just ran with it.
I can't wait for it to come and bomb.
At least we're getting a villain song
THE FIRST FAT PRINCESS IN DIDSNEY MOVIE
>people found our MC bland? I KNOW I WILL SELF INSERT PEOPLE LOVE ME SO MUCH AND MAKE HER SO COOL
Frick nepotism
>una china gorda
>una negra
En la españa de los moros y los cristianos de blancos que comen jamon
Rasista bros....
English please, this movie isn't even about Spain
Why do you lie when the article that introduced this movie called her a Spainard?
Me? No, I would never lie to you anon. It is the website that is lying.
lol deleted because its true.
No Deleted it because it was racist and political and you're not supposed to be talking about those things on the Comic and Cartoon board .
That's right baby suck the janny dick lick his balls.
No actually doing that job respectively it's not the same as sucking the balls. I still get pissed off I can hardly post anything animal in sexy clothing without getting beand.
What makes me the angriest about this movie is all the angloid racial discourse being focused on my country now
>muh romans
>muh moors
>muh negrerinos
>muh 15% white, 34% pee pee 51% poo poo
>amerifarts trying to fit spaniards in their schizophrenic racial system
>ameriturds discussing about the true meaning of latino-mediterranean-iberian ethnic/racial concepts
Just SHUT UP
SHUT UUUUUPPPP
LEAVE US ALONE, JUST FORGET WE EXIST PLEASE
FRICK YOU DISNEY FRICK YOU FRICK YOUUUU