Hey guys, do you think the new dungeons and dragons film coming out soon is actually going to be a prequel?
Let's hope it does better at the box office than the last one. that movie was honestly, quite fun.
New dungeons and Dragons PREQUEL?
Hey guys, do you think the new dungeons and dragons film coming out soon is actually going to be a prequel?
Let's hope it does better at the box office than the last one. that movie was honestly, quite fun.
Based! I love the last movie.
totally organic
jesus frick this movie was a pile of shit.
I don't get how d&d work tbh
you just make stuff up while rolling the dice? and the gm is literal god?
that's literally me playing wrestling and spiderman figure with my brother when we were 5
you roleplay as a character, and the GM has their guidebook, maps and shit and rolls dices for the npcs and enemies. like a storyteller.
Yeah but casual role playing always ends up with arguing about who is stronger
>You're dead
>No you're dead!
>No I have X ability so you're dead!
>No I am Y which means you're dead!
d&d has actual rules and is also a co-op experience where you work together instead of against each other
>you just make stuff up while rolling the dice? and the gm is literal god?
Basically
But if the dice says you can't do it, you don't do it, and that goes for the god gm too
The first movie was so fun and diverse. My kids loved the fat dragon.
Is that supposed to be sophia lillis? What the frick did they do to her face? Fricking fetal alcohol syndrome sophia.
The first one inspired me to start a D&D club at my public library. Kind of based, haven't played since high school. Met a cutie girl there too who is down for butt stuff
You say this in every thread you seething autist.
>every thread
I've said this once because this is actually a hobby of mine and I'm excited about having an anal queen gf.
You're free to prove me wrong though since you think there is one boogieman haunting.
Here's the last time you said it homosexual. You just added this "anal" bullshit due to your degeneracy and autism.
Yea I said that last night. Your original assertation was that I say this in every thread which was proved to be false.
Why are you blogging on Cinemaphile?
Cool digits. Just sharing how the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) film kind of sparked my life and got me out of my rut. I liked the movie. 10/10.
>I said the same thing with alterations twice on two different days in the same spam threads with the same "i had fun it was good" text visible in all the spammer's posts.
>That proves I've never said it before.
Glad we are in agreement.
Do you have any merchandise from any movies you saw last year? Not sure I have any merch from any movie ever tbqh.
Agreement that you're the homosexual who spams these threads? Yes.
Oh yeah, I have a lovely collection of framed movie posters of some of my favorites. I also buy novelizations and artbooks, stuff like that. Never funko shit, it all looks like garbage.
In fact, I found a copy of the book in the OP image for a dollar, so even though this movie is garbage I have and read the book -which is also shit. I like Sophia, but Doric turned out to kind of be a terrible character. Book opens with the author giving her a fricking eating disorder.
Oh well, https://youtu.be/CRZNGK0866w?si=U7_Nhyhy-WxIculT
Poor little poorgay.
Go ahead and share the poster you have hung up in your room.
>Pls dox urself
Lol, no. We've gone over this. We can make a thread on pol where they have country flags and IDs if you want to verify you're not samegayging and which country the person you're sperging at is from. Or you could link the discord you troons are posting from and we could have a nice voice discussion.
But you're afraid to risk it aren't you?
>flags on pol
Yeah people totally can’t change those, you are so low IQ holy shit
You can change it to a non-country flag, but the only actual country you can show is your own newbie.
I didn’t bother to read every post ITT but okay lol. Movie posters are so cringe please tell me you had fight club hung up in your dorm lol. Mgmt fan?
>in your dorm
you think this guy went to college?
Bitching out on pol or discord, gotcha. You're afraid and don't want to be exposed. No biggee.
gay.
And no, Fight Club was never in my top 100. I almost listed off what I do have, but then for the next post whatever movie I named you'd just shit on. A couple threads back you (the collective you, before you sperg out again moron) tried to get around this being spam by making a thread that was both D&D and Shazam, but that thread was overwhelmingly people picking Shazam over D&D and that made you big mad, so you decided "It's all one anon, and they love Shazam!"
It was hilarious to me because I think that movie's shit too. Less offensive shit, but it was still a pozzfest with an obese Mexican coming out as gay to his rainbow colored super team.
Grace Fulton is hot as frick though.
Oh, thanks redditgay, I don't use it so I wouldn't know! Which sub are you from? r/transidentity? You should go back.
Go back.
Go back to plebbit homosexual.
You're triggered by an enter key.
Lolololol.
Could lifting have saved him?
Like taking candy from a baby. This board is so easy to troll.
Lmao nice ESL moron, don't even know your body parts. It's spelled "Big butthole energy", welcome to America, now get out.
>onlypretendingtobemoronic
Dang he just can't help himself LOL little moron get trolt on lil bish
Anon, I'm pretty sure you're not pretending.
Saw reddit realized you're gay and didn't read. Stay mad.
>Reddit invented paragraphs
It's either some israelite at Paramount, Lillis agent that's bizarrely ploughed their own money into forcing her career or Hasbro.
Either way, it's some fricking Pajeet that's set up a bot to post +1 fricking autist.
My theory is it's a discord. There's like six troons on it. You can tell because they don't specifically care about this movie, it's anything woke being mocked that pisses them off. This gem was posted when other woke bombs started getting posted. Every time it's the same insults, the same posts, but there is enough variation here I think it's at least three people. Two of them are ESL. There's a guy from China, in the last thread he kept sperging "You will never be European" then he false reported when someone made fun of him being Chinese and fled the thread.
It's wonderful because trannies always turn on eachother. One of them will have a humiliation fetish or a catfight with the others, and then the discord will be posted. The logs of them seething about this movie bombing are going to be delicious.
Yeah nah buddy you’re just the laughingstock of Cinemaphile it’s that simple
Uh-huh, so why won't you link your discord or post on /misc/ then wokegay? You don't want laughingstocks to die moron. But every thread before it ends you're screechng "KYS, DIE, DIE MY PLAN IS FOR YOU TO DIE." That's you seething. That's you being butthurt you got told again.
They've already confirmed there will be no sequel. It's dead wokegay, dead. Like any prospects you ever had of reproducing.
Sup Beans. Got my uber eats?
>Sperg about brown people.
>Brown is an insult because brown people bad.
>D&D is stuffed with brown people.
Thank you for conceding the movie is shit.
>words words words
left can't meme
wtf i said no mayo drive back and fix it beans (your name will remain lower case until this is remedied)
are you having a stroke autist?
yikes, someone doesn't like letting other people have any heckin' FUN
How do you do this?
Dedication and lack of employment I imagine
So your formula for spamming the same thread over and over for a year?
Why'd this bomb btw?
Based fat dragon poster (please add this post to the collection too)
I'm not these people but I always said that rhe movie was fun, because it was. I don't get the massive cope of this homosexual autist
But the fat dragon was fun
Do you feel the obesity of the dragon contributed to the movie bombing? This movie had a dragon of healthy weight and it managed to make back it's budget. (Also a lot less ugly nogs.)
I sure hope that angry Mexican fella doesn’t show up
fat dragon
Lol, he's already reduced to autopilot. Thread just started and wokegay already checked out.
>Nog on text forum
>Cries about having to read
Maybe roblox is more your speed.
>text forum
It's an imageboard thoughbeit
>that movie was honestly, quite fun.
If you're a self-loathing white male, sure.
Oh good another dnd thread im sure it will be a fruitful discussion as always
it's not about the discussion, it's about the friends we made on the way to page 10. just me, and the other guy. and you, I guess.
New d&d movie?
Fr,no cap?
Everyone in the cast has moved on to other projects. The directors have seven other projects lined up. There will never be a sequel lmfao. It bombed. The studio would be suicidal to make a sequel to a bomb that lost them 100 million dollars.
dnd is cringe troonyshit now
Beans.
hopefully it's rated NC17 and includes graphic scenes of penetration
I really, really liked this movie ;^)
Oh really? Neat! Let's see some of your cool merch from the movie you so loved.
...Come on, you have some right? You have some tangible evidence this is a thing you like, right homosexual?
Not a consoomer.
Uh-huh. Woke shit always bombs lmfao. You don't even like it. No poster, no bluray, nothing. NOTHING. Lmfao.
who the hell buys posters and blurays nowadays lol. if i saw a d&d poster in a guy's bedroom id fricking take him over my knee and spank his bare ass until the gay was out of him. probably couple swirlies too
>who the hell buys posters and blurays nowadays lol.
Not actually a fan of the movie confirmed. Thanks for playing.
Remember Hollywood, wokies do not consume. They do not move merch, they just sperg on twitter and groom kids on discord.
This is what I learned from a couple of days ago:
>Woke shit always bombs
>Except Barbie. That's the one exception, since it had two white leads
>Black Panther wasn't woke for some reason
>Black Panther 2 was woke, but the success was fabricated
>Spider-Verse movies don't count because they're for chidren
>Raceswapped characters always make a movie bomb except when it doesn't
>White characters cancel out any other wokeness in the movie
Did I miss something?
I mean you just strawmanned and misrepresented and also.
>When asked directly what was woke about Black Panther the movie you b***hed out and couldn't think of a single specific thing instead pointing to external stuff not in the movie.
>Woke shit bombing doesn't count if you haven't heard of it.
>Woke shit bombing isn't because it was woke, it was because of bad marketing or bad timing or anything else.
>If a movie like Top Gun Maverick or Mario makes a shitload of money it's suddenly woke even though your reasons for saying it is are reasons you wouldn't accept for actual woke movies.
>If you haven't heard of it no one has.
>Batwoman doesn't count and you don't have to respond.
>3000 years of longing doesn't count.
>Lovecraft Country doesn't count.
>The Dark Tower doesn't count.
>Ninja Turtles with a black April doesn't count.
>Birds of Prey doesn't count.
>Ms Marvel doesn't count.
>The Marvels doesn't count.
>Forspoken doesn't count
>The Saints Row reboot doesn't count.
>The Avengers game starring Kamala Khan doesn't count.
>The Watchmen show that made it about racism and made Dr. Manhatten black doesn't count.
>Strange World doesn't count.
>Black Adam doesn't count.
>Annie with a black raceswap doesn't count.
>Lightyear doesn't count.
>Cowboy Bebop doesn't count.
>Netflix Cleopatra doesn't count
>A Wrinkle In Time doesn't count.
>You don't ever have to respond to any of these.
>Also Sound of Freedom, Top Gun: Maverick and Lady Ballers successes are irrelevant.
Let me know when you have a real answer nog.
Points were made about a super developed country in the middle of Africa, but you dismissed it as just fiction, which contradicts your entire narrative that D&D can't have darkies since it's based on medieval Europe
Ah, sideswiping entirely. Your concession is accepted. Let's tackle the one thing you would address.
>Points were made about a super developed country in the middle of Africa
It's a sci-fi fantasy movie. Is Star Wars racist because it has white people in space ships with laser guns? I explained this to you last time, Wakanda is word for word the same fricking country as Latveria, is Doctor Doom woke? Then why the frick would Wakanda be? We don't have any European countries with wealthy super genius dictators with robot armies who can zap people with magic spells and repulsor blasts, but you don't assert that's racist fantasy. Wakanda fits in the Marvel Universe because there's dozens of secret super advanced countries in the setting. Attilan, wherever the Eternals lived, Atlantis, it's an entire setting where this is the entire planet. Fricking Canada has a secret project to produce super soldiers and an army of sasquatches. It would be weirder if the entire continent of Africa did not have anything at all of note despite everywhere else having something.
Now b***h out on acknowledging why all those woke movies bombed if you concede.
>D&D can't have brown people because its FANTASY world is inspired by medieval Europe
>Africa can have the most advanced country on Earth, that's not woke at all
You're so full of shit it's not even funny anymore.
Fantasy =/= Sci-fi.
What you never fricking get is my issue isn't with "black people existing" or whatever other stupid strawman you sperg about. Hell, one of my favorite superhero movies is The Last Dragon. I think *that* is portrays a positive rolemodel for black kids.
No, my specific issue is with raceswaps. With historical revisionism, and anti-white bigotry. Hell, the race isn't even important. I fricking hate adaptations that assert there were blacks in fricking Japan just as much.
The problem isn't "blacks can't exist in the forgotten realms" they do, they're from Chult. The problem is "blacks dressing like Europeans, living in the setting based on medieval Europe, speaking with European accents and in general doing white face to force a globalist mass immigration agender exclusively into white nations." The same people who push it in this garbage movie push it at the BBC. Disney will simultaneously say Asgard needs diversity but Wakand and Ta Lo don't. That's the problem. The hypocrisy.
If it was even, if we could have movies set in China where 1 out of 10 people was actually Chinese and it was full of white, black and hispanic people all speaking mandarin and performing kung fu, then it would be equal. But right now it's targeted and you know that. But you hate white people so you push it because you're part of the problem.
The reality is people (and I use that word loosely) who push woke are fricking losers. Commie homosexuals who want civilization to collapse because you're miserable and you want everyone else to be miserable like you.
>making a movie all around the hottest character
That's how you get views
This is what someone very very NOT angry looks like.
Lol you’re still mad he’s whiter than you and you pussed out taking a picture of even your hand. Maybe make another photoshop edit Beany
There's no way he's been doing this for 48 hours. He MUST have slept as some point between the threads.
I think he slept for like 4 hours and that was around the 44 hour mark, he almost made it two days straight.
OP, why are you talking about yourself in the third person? You've been spamming these threads for 48 hours straight? Wow!
>I'm not the same-
Anon do you have any idea how much hilariously more pathetic it would be if you're admitting you're invading from some discord and you're a group of people all buck broken by some anon who has humiliated you and puppeteered all of your lives for an entire year?
It looks like there's about an 8 hour gap between threads around 24 hours ago, but he's definitely been going for 24 hours again now.
No matter how bad life gets, I always think of the dnd schizo and realise it isn't as bad as I think.
I genuinely believe this is the only human interaction he gets and he possibly gets off on the attention too.
Delusional wokegay seething about Chadzo again.
Oh no, another D&D thread that will deny the 2000 movie was better
Trying to evade jannies with the spam?
>8 new posts
>same number of posters
Please just fricking stop shitting up the board, OP is a moron who spams this movie and Sophia Lillis constantly.
>spamming Sophia Lillis
Nothing wrong with that, schizo.
>Doric prequel
Where I should sign???
BEAN
Doric is my favorite character 🙂
Based brown America First boys keeping Dungeons & Dragons (and the white race) PURE
Fr fr lil buddy gettin stiffy-yuh wit tha blicky-yuh lil sleepy-yuh
Wokegay's stroking out in rage again.
good movie i like
Hi OP. Thought you fell asleep wokegay.
Superior movie cast right here.
No, here
Can we compromise and agree that 2000 DND, Wrath of the Dragon God and Book of Vile Darkness all have far more soul than HAT ever could?
Sorry, I've only seen the 2000 one, others did not interest me. I was 9 when the 2000 came out, huge vias involved
OP's slipping. Aww, not getting that rage dopamine hit anymore troon? Just gonna wait until it hits page 10 and bump it with spam? Lmfao, buck broken. It's been half an hour, maybe you dilated too hard or something.
Thanks for the bump newbie lol
>Still doing the "I don't know what sage does" schtick.
Stay mad wokegay. Stay mad your woke shit bombed lmfao.
Did you sage your post then?
Every single post. Including this one. All o them. Every one you've ever sperged and called a bump wokegay. Just one more thing you're persistently wrong about.
>announcing a sage
Not announcing it, you asked dipshit.
Whoah hombre this picture you posted here has changed my mind completely on the way I view both fantasy and media! Dale!
>Wokegay, defending diversity by obsessively sperging about brown people.
Delusional and childish as always. Aren't you going to beg and plead me to go to sleep in broken spanish like the sad little beaten down b***h you are? Lmfao.
We all can't sit alone in our mom's houses getting high without any friends like you dweeb.
Thanks for admitting what you do all day you truly are a vatos locos
Thanks for not denying you're a fat troony sitting alone in your mother's house getting high alone because you have no friends and some brown person beat you up. Is that you in one of those hilarious videos on twitter flipping out because some foreigner won't respect your pronouns? Is it MA'AM?
You’re a troony? Weird flex but go off queen!
Whoa, so you admit it troony? When did you start transitioning? Is it true your rotholes smell like shit? Does it compensate for your male pattern baldness fattie?
Damn you need to get that looked at amigo it sounds infected! Jajahaha
Loser get a life
Mods, do your goddamn job
What is your favorite Doric scene bros?
I liked the scene of her being cute!
The one she get gangbanged by orcs in all holes is greater, homosexual
Sounds like you need some sleep lil guy you’re not making any sense 😮
Time for bed wokegay, you're replying to multiple people saying completely different shit and assuming they're the same person.
I never participate in the vile waifuhomosexualry surrounding this or any movie.
Shhh it’s siesta time my friend close those eyes foo
You keep sperging about variations of iberians and begging for sleep. Some papi you want to dream of in particular you sleepy little troon? Is it Antonio Banderas you wish to fill your stinkditch?
Keep working on the English lil greasy, soon you could be A2! #vivalaBean
So some Iberian chad beat you up or PK'd you in some online game right? Sperg some more in broken spanish if I'm right. This fixation is so hilariously sad.
This image really does summarize the entirety of your pathetic material projection schizo.
Which one makes the movie not be a BOMB btw? Oh none of them? You're still seething about your ideology's complete and total failure? Lmfao, proceed little b***h.
You got a big day of moving files around on your computer and petting the gatto, you need to save that energy esse
Yeah he’s so mad haha!!
Say anon, why are you backing down? Don't have an anwer for why D&D BOMBED?
How come A Wrinkle in Time bombed? The cast is so DIVERSE! I thought that was a strength?
Why is a Hispanic so focused on race in film?
Why are you so focused on race if you claim it isn't an issue? Why do you think this is even an insult? Would these movies stop having bombed if I was brown instead of white? Lol, no they'd still be bombs moron.
Why'd this bomb?
I just wanted to know if you listen to tame Impala
Stereotypical sleepy mexican smdh
Will mass replying to your own post over and over make D&D stop being a bomb?
Will it make Ms Marvel stop being a bomb?
I am not OP you fricking moron, learn to read
>Reply to post that doesn't mention "OP"
>Pre-emptively declare you're not for seemingly no reason out of no where.
That's suspicious. Will it make D&D stop being a bomb somehow?
I don't know, ask OP. I liked the 2000 one
Reply to me and OP and see I am not OP
Tell me more about the bombs it’s super interesting
But I'm the one asking about them. I'm asking why everything woke bombs, all these woke, feminist, black movies keep bombing! Why did D&D bomb so hard?
NTA, they didn't make it a sequel to the 2000 D&D which was a fecal mistake
Not a direct sequel, no. The brand name was used to make two direct to dvd movies, but they had no direct connection to the 2000 movie. I think Wrath of the Dragon God had one actor return, but he played a different role.
I didn't know there were other movies than the 2000 and 2023 turd, will check out later. Thanks
I just bought the 360 D&D game, it's fun
I'll tell you what, I'll post some webms from the other two movies for you. They're very schlocky.
Thanks, break's over so I will watch in an hour after my shift. The 360 game made me interested
I think that's one of the things I really liked about the new movie. The characters aren't real, they're playing a game, but the characters they're playing are taking it seriously. I haven't seen any of the other movies but it seemed like they all went for "epic adventure that is not ridiculous at all" even though it's B trash no matter what happens.
It didn't have to suck, but there were just so many problems with it. The only thing I think the entire film got right was Doric's look, but right away everyone says "She looks more like an elf than a tiefling." It's not that the character looks right, it's that the actress is cute. And that's it. Her performance is still oddly wooden like she hates being there, and she only wildshapes. No spells, no elementals, no summoning, no staff. I know the writers made excuses for this but it just felt lazy.
it's true. she wasn't the best part of the movie. she wasn't the worst though, that would have to be the whole halfling/giantess sequence. that was so bad it was funny at least.
Feminism ruined that joke to me. In the original concept, the halfling is old, bald and fat while Holga is white and pretty. Then intersectional feminism stepped in and decided rather than a tiny, ugly chad getting with hot bimbos, what if instead he was a feminine househusband who got with big ugly b***hes?
That one
Oh, that. There's actually two of those, the Capcom beat 'em ups. They're pretty good. You might also like King of the Dragons, also Capcom, plays very similar but is extremely fast paced. If you're on a general D&D kick you could always try Dungeons and Dragons Online. I felt the opening quest gave a fantastic first impression and felt very much like an actual campaign. Especially when the narration and puzzles kicked in.
And unlike HAT, it didn't bomb.
>Shill hasn't even seen the movie. Can't name anything specific.
She barely does anything in the shit movie. She barely has lines in maybe three scenes, she gives two speeches, and the rest of the movie she just moves stiffly and avoids eye contact with Simon. It's clear Lillis hated being there. She complains in one of the interviews "For most of my scenes I'm a CGI animal." She's barely in it and barely does anything.
Let the darkness take you, Pedro
Quit begging homosexual. If you're sleepy just cuck out and go to sleep.
Post more lillis
Have a rare BTS Doric, anon!
>Doric when she hears the schizo poster is back at it again
I bet if they knew there was some nutjob spamming threads about a humiliating failure in their career, something that's going to limit their future roles and lower their asking price, and eventually lead some of them to retire or work exclusively on the stage, they'd be pretty hurt you kept dredding up their humiliating failure day in day out.
But it's okay, some anon triggered you. It's okay. Keep making Sophia cry homosexual. Keep humiliating her by posting about the woke abortion that made the public aware she has a drinking problem.
So how many consecutive hours straight has this chode been angry at a movie now?
Coming up on 48 hours
Oh wow
Give or take 4-8 hours, he's been doing it for around 64-68 hours the past few days.
Plus the 7 months before that.
Wow, so you've been sitting on your fat worthless ass talking to yourself triggered because some anon shit on a movie that bombed and you've remade the thread over and over in the pathetic hopes to "annoy" a stranger who has you seething? Lmfao, and imagine, you say you're multiple people, that would make you the most pathetic triggered little homosexuals on Earth lmfao.
Hola chica
He's going to say that you (me) photoshopped that.
What? Like on my phone in a matter of seconds?
Yes, I (you) know its nonsense but he's completely gone.
>Talking about someone in the third person because you're intimidated again.
Think that'll make D&D not be a bomb? Lemme check...
NOPE, STILL COST PARAMOUNT OVER 100 MILLION DOLLARS lmfao.
Keep at it though!
You did. So tell me, how does this make the movie not bomb? It doesn't? What are you accomplishing exactly? Lmfao, spending your empty days seething alone that your woke shit bombed and you'll never find out who triggers you lmfao.
>describes himself for the 1200000th time
Like clockwork, projection buddy
>NO U
Ah, no comeback. Gotcha homosexual. So the movie still BOMBED huh? Awww, maye if you say schizo four thousand more times and repost your shit spam thread for the rest of your life... NOPE just kidding it'll still be a bomb forever homosexual! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Esse did you move those important files around yet
>Posts a random screenshot again.
Pure autism lmfao.
>denies evidence it’s multiple people making fun of him
Anything you say Paco!
>Thinks screeching "paco" is making fun of "Anonymous"
Still too ashamed to post your discord b***h? Lmfao, awww, keep going homosexual. Maybe you'll say the secret magic spanish name that makes your movie stop being a bomb. Oh no wait! You just fail forever! All you can do is SEETHE. Lmfao.
This movie was good and turned a profit and therefore was successful. There is nothing you can do to change this.
bump
This movie bombed because people hade nogs.
>hade
You should really take a nap before continuing this madness.
Why did this woke pile of shit bomb? Horrible reviews, low viewership, what could it be?
Hey! That's a new tactic! Maybe sperging about typos will make D&D not have bombed! ... NOPE! Looks like it failed forever. Like you. Lololol.
The schizo has said bombed so many times that he must be on a watch list somewhere now.
God help those agents who have to read everything he types.
We already know you're on a watchlist, the sex offender registry, and probably a potential trans shooter watch list.
Is this the "material" you were working on? Jfc
That's from two threads ago ya doofus. Say, is D&D still a bomb? Lemme check...
YUP.
Oh no! Please no! Anything but that!
Wokegay, obviously that's a different image. The one I was referring to is sort of a finale. Eventually, you're gonna give up. We both know it. I mean it's obvious you're a seething loser and you have nothing to do, but something will require you to eventually cuck out. You've been begging for sleep all morning lmfao.
That's when it'll get posted. How can I summarize when you're still sperging?
>The one I was referring to is sort of a finale
LMFAO Holy shit you're pathetic. Like this your life you fricking LOSER lmao
Keep seething homosexual, the movie is a bomb forever. It failed. Your woke ideology failed. Everything you touch failed. Disney is going bankrupt. Paramount is going bankrupt. Everything you pushed DIES. You're a troony typhoid mary. A swirling nexus of failure lmfao.
But maybe if you say paco or schizo you'll accomplish something, right? Maybe if you really annoy this "anonymous" fellow the movie still stop being a bomb, trannies will be accepted, the world will accept open borders, the white race will be erased, and communism will be embraced.
Pfft-naaah, just kidding. Keep seething you worthless homosexual!
>bomb
It literally made millions of dollars kek
No, it lost Paramount 100million. Theaters take 50% moron. 2.5 rule. It needed to make 450mil to break even. MASSIVE bomb.
Bless your heart.
>$58 million
Damn that’s a frickton of money
Say, do you think if you gaslight and deny reality and pretend super hard it'll magically stop being a bomb? Maybe if you're EXTRA moronic.
Bless yours moron.
>I'm so profoundly stupid I'm pretending I don't know theaters take 50%!
>Indiana jones link is purple
lol
Will anon having clicked the article make D&D not be a bomb anon? What about Strange World? Will that stay a bomb? Why'd they bomb?
Oh! Oh wow, a random screenshot again! That'll show him! You're sure shutting anon up by... autistically taking random screenshots. Surely D&D will stop being a bomb now!
>IM GONNA MEME YOU BWAHAHAHA
lol
I honestly can't wait until he reveals it so I can laugh even more.
Why did Forspoken bomb so hard the studio that made it had to shut down?
Holy shit how many hours did this masterpiece take
Like two seconds several threads ago? Check the timestamp moron, that was made last night.
Do you like Tame Impala
Say, why did this raceswap show bomb?
What show? Can you answer my question please it’s rude to ignore someone
I don't know what the words you're sperging even mean. Will they make D&D not be a bomb?
Why did this bomb?
Why did what bomb? Do you like Tame Impala
Lightyear, and Ninja Turtles, and Cowboy Bebop. Why did they bomb homosexual? Why did D&D bomb? Will you sperging "tame impala" whatever the frick that means make them stop being bombs?
What about this? Oh, oh right you're moronic. This is Batwoman, it was successful with a white women then bombed when this sheboon was brought in. But why? Why did this bomb?
Huh? You ok man?
No answer anon? Frustrated all this woke shit just keeps bombing? Like D&D did?
Why did D&D bomb? Why did Dark Tower here bomb? What's the common denominator here? What do they all have in common? It's a mystery!
Hello?
Hello! Why did D&D and Dark Tower bomb?
Why did raceswap Annie bomb?
Settle down okay?
>a vote for waaaaaaallllllssss is a vote for freeedddoooooomm
Can you please share the template for this?
Bump. If you give the template I'll tell you why this movie bombed.
I don't have the original anon, just nabbed and edited it when some troon posted it in one of these threads months ago. What do you even need it for?
I am going to use it on my powerlifting general. It perfectly captures this one guy.
Just save it as is and erase the textboxes in paint?
gottem heh
Looks like a cheap syfy series
Yeah, they both do. They *actually* fun though. Espectially Book of Vile Darkness. I was impresed with several things in it, while I can simultaneously say it's low budget schlock it had intelligent twists and the villain was extremely entertaining. It's about a lawful good character infiltrating an evil party and how he becomes corrupted in the process. They even have an alignment check to confirm it's been shifted by his actions.
Why'd this kill Doctor Who's ratings? It's literally only still on the air because it's subsidized by the government lmfao.
Why'd Little Mermaid bomb? Awww, wokegays getting frustrated. What'll the next outburst be I wonder? Wishing for the death of those who trigger him? Sperging about spanish shit again?
His repertoire is quite limited.
>oh no the movie didn't do great at the box office, i hate it now!
>So what it didn't succeed? I'm GLAD it bombed. It's better that it bombed! And frick those grapes, I bet they're sour as frick!
Salty little homosexual lol.
It is inarguable that the D&D movie didn't turn a profit at the box office. It was pulled from theaters after earning ~208 million dollars.
Idgaf I’m watching it.
D&D will always hold a place in my heart.
Why did it bomb so hard though? It's HILARIOUS how you get so fricking triggered by this question you just shut down and stop engaging and refuse to even acknowledge it. Why did it bomb? WHY DID IT BOMB? Lmfao.
Why did Black Adam with it's two raceswaps bomb?
i got head during the movie. this is the last movie I saw in the theater
Sounds like you were dungeons and DRAGON DOSE NUTS ALL OVER THEIR FACE
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Get fricked, loser
I didn't know there was a prequel book, I'll have to check it out. Haven't read FR since Drizzt.
i didn’t even know these were a series, bad ass. where can i watch
Saw it on prime
thanks gonna watch it now. does it matter if ive never played d&d?
Nope but if you have you’ll appreciate it more. Kinda a deep cut film not really for normies. It will no doubt become a cult classic in coming years. Fun film. I’m a giant
>I'm a giant
what did he mean by this?
Watch the movie to find out!
If he watches the movie will it stop being a bomb?
Okay gonna start it now.
Don't worry, it will still have bombed when you finish!
Good. There’s an angel investing acct I’d kick some money up to, they’re using it for their box office earnings. It’s already over $50+ million
>movie's documented to have lost over 100mil.
>Claim it's profitable
Will lying make it stop being a bomb?
Why don't you have an answer anon? It's like you know you're TOLD or something!
Nevermind, you homosexuals tricked me. White dude's knitting while butch ugly lesbian beats up ogre? Grotesquely ugly ogre? Oh god, what's wrong with Edgin's wife's FACE? I'm not watching this garbage.
It's anti-fun.
Nah never mind I actually pulled the stick out of my ass and I’m gonna have fun without making everything political.
Wait, no! Turns out taking out the stick made me realize I'm not a homosexual who fetishizes degrading men and demands all movies have forced diversity. THAT would be political. Because I refuse to engage in politics, I shan't be watching this woke filth! It's exclusively for femdom gays, trannies, and ugly black people. So basically one guy.
Hope your dad enjoys the movie.
Nah, he's not into gay shit like you. Why'd it bomb btw?
Why did the Green Knight bomb?
Yo what’s your discord all add u
Toss an invite to your troony stinkditch hangout and I'll say hi.
Yo what’s your name I’ll add u
Already told you, post a link to your stinkditch server hangout and I'll join and we can have a nice long voice chat.
Yeah post your screen name I’ll add you no worries
Anon, no means no. I've told you my condition. Post an invite link to your troony discord and I'll join. Then you can all gang up on me at once in voice chat because I'm sure there's so many and nothing there that will be super embarrassing for you!
So link to it already. Unless there is no discord and you're just one asspained troony or something?
Yeah just throw out your discord I’ll hit you up we’ll play some league
I'm not seeing an invitation link. You could create a thread about your server on /soc/ if it would be easier for you.
Don’t be scared of me just put up your name when you get a chance I’ll add u
I don't post screen names on Cinemaphile, just drop an invite to your troon cocoon. I know you have one.
Don’t be scared 🙁
I miss hammy fantasy movies. There's something so comfy about them.
Although it feels kind of good to go in and out with the big stick up my ass. Im gonna watch it. So far its comfy
Confirmed homosexual.
They're not. There's no sequel incoming, this is just some diseased troony sperging because the movie bombed and I guess this is a tragedy for wokeness or something.
Hmmmmm
He'll just claim you edited the screenshot, like always.
See?
Like clockwork.
Wow, so this will make D&D not be a bomb? You pointing out that you edit out yous, does that make it stop being a bomb? Huh? Huh? Say, why'd it bomb to begin with?
Say! Why did The Marvels bomb?
Your family loves you and wants to see you get better
Yours doesn't love you. Is that why you're so salty D&D bombed?
That doesn’t even make sense lol what are you trying to say
I'm asking you why D&D bombed so completely and totally? Why did this movie you shill BOMB? Why did it lose so much money? How come people didn't go see it? Why did it fail?
Well replying to your own post to say I'm going to call you out on editing out yous pre-emptively make D&D not be a bomb? Or will it just demonstrate you know you're going to be called out on it because that's what you're doing?
Why'd D&D bomb? You take another L every time you can't answer homosexual lmfao.
Will editing yous out of your screenshot make these movies not have bombed? Is two losers obsessing over a woke movie bombing less pathetic than one? Why did D&D bomb? Don't answer if you're seething about it.
I’m the fastest phone screenshot editor in the world
Really? Will that make D&D not be a bomb?
Why did Wish, another movie where Europeans are raceswapped to blacks bomb so spectacularly?
Holy shit, this is the first time I've seen him say that there is more than one person here
Will that make D&D not be a bomb? You gaslighting that you're multiple people? Will that do the trick? Will pretending you didn't see the multiple times it was asserted you're troons from a discord server butthurt wokeshit failed make all your woke garbage stop being bombs?
Come on, you must be accomplishing something, right? You're dedicating so much time to this!
he's evolving
Will that make D&D not be a complete and total humiliating failure for everyone involved?
I really, really liked this movie 😉
Why did it bomb though?
I don't care. I liked it ;^)
You like bombs? I'm not asking if you like bombs though, I'm asking WHY it bombed. Why did the garbage you like bomb?
>ctrl+f bomb
>85 results
This is your ultimate argument, huh?
You still don't have an answer, you sound salty you can't explain why woke shit always bombs. You're completely fricking shut down over it. You fricking lose lmfao. And you're going to get reminded every fricking time you post homosexual that all your shit bombs and you know exactly why no one likes it.
Say "I liked it" if you're a nobody now.
it was fun ;^)
You know, there's just so many woke bombs out there. I think I'll just make a list of like 100 really shit ones so every time you spam this thread it'll be half dead the second you post it.
Why did Birds of Prey with it's feminist themes and diverse cast bomb so spectacularly?
Say! Why did The Avengers game starring Kamala Khan bomb?
Is that mudslime supposed to be Marvel's version of Plastic Man?
I really, really liked this movie 😉
Me too!
Why did it bomb though?
I didn't buy 50 million tickets?
No one did, that's *how* it bombed, because no one wanted to see it. The question is what do you suppose made people decide it looked like shit and pass on it?
>No one did
I did. I did watch it. And liked it very, very much!
My man!
So like I said, no one. Why'd it bomb btw?
>Why'd it bomb btw?
Dungeons & Dragons isn't that popular among normies.
But LotR was a huge hit, and it wasn't that popular before it came out among normies. Guardians of the Galaxy was unknown to basically everyone who didn't read comic books but it became a franchise.
Hell yeah watched it with me mum and we had a whale of a time
I was there too, but that's not how it happened. His mom didn't watch it with him, she walked in on him molded into a recliner in his underwear and complained of the smell before observing a Xenk seen and asking him "Why are you so obsessed with gay Black folk?" Anon then sobbed for the remainder of the movie. His mom stood and watched him cry for a good give minutes and then walked away without a word.
just finished this film. top 5 of all time easily
is there any way we can directly send money to the film's creators? want to make sure it's a legitimate account too, not like st jude or those other scams
Finally watched this today after seeing all the threads lately and i was awesome. Dunno why that one guy is so mad about it.
I was there, his girlfriend (trans) pegged him for two hours straight as he watched it. I think he was more into that than the movie, but he seemed to be enjoying himself, or in horrible agony. One of the two.
You think about some really weird things, what’s going on big guy?
Oh you know, just wondering why D&D bombed and it's most dedicated defender doesn't have an answer. It's like he's seething about it's failure or something! That couldn't be it, right?
>Nobody likes Dungeons & Dr-ACK
>Internet review scores from sites that have been proven to pay critics for review prove tha-ACK!
Why'd it bo- OH GOD THE TROON 41%'D!
Show us the proof then.
https://www.screengeek.net/2023/09/06/rotten-tomatoes-pr-firm-paying-critics-positive-reviews/
Done.
That's one site and one movie. Now show us proof that all the sites and all the critics were paid off to give D&D favorable reviews and ratings.
Ah, moving goalposts.
It's well established they do it for movies in general. Did you read the article? It doesn't say "one movie" it says "manipuated for more than five years." Every critic score on RT is worthless. The user scores are also worthless for separate reasons. Need me to spell those out for you again too?
>Ah, moving goalposts.
Not at all.
>Show me proof scores on review sites are worthless!
>Here you go:
>...No, I-I mean show me SPECIFIC proof that SPECIFICALLY the reviews for this SPECIFIC movie are fake on OTHER sites.
Okay, maybe moving goalpoasts is understating it, you relocated that thing to another zipcode fricker.
Who is "us"? And do you have a link to your troon discord den?
Also why'd it bomb?
It's good. Get over it
Would you look at that? This shit thread's on the way to 404'ing again.
I'm sure the seething wokegay will remake it out of butthurt as soon as it dies!