Why is Disney so deadset on ruining non Avengers properties?
Just recast Human Torch and Doom and use the 05 cast. Get GRRM and Jonathan Hickman to consult for the scrip and you're golden.
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we will never have this again
White washed
..that is Jessica Alba
who is a dark haired Latinxa cast in the role of a WASPY blonde white woman and thusly had her hair bleached in a terrible dye job because it's damn near impossible to get that kinda thick and dark hair to a state of naturally good looking blonde hair. it's just fricking idiotic not to cast an actual blonde woman or just israelite it and race swap the character but in this unfortunate case they wanted to have their cake and eat it too
Cinemaphile doesn't support sound webms
What a bummer
also silver fricking surfer
>slop pork
>the same show where it double down and said hey I hate this woke shit BUUUUUUUT isn’t all the people complaining about it annoying as well! Even more so!?
Grow up and stop watching “adult” safe edt cartoons.
>Grow up
It's understandable. They saw the descriptor "Silver Man" and immediately thought of a flavor-of-the-month israelitess.
>The Silver Terfer
Angry middle aged female that traverses the galaxy bringing destruction to trannies
>Get GRRM
That fat frick can't finish his own novel and you want him to consult on anything else?
>GRRM
so we can finally find out if the Silver Surfer shits silver doodies?
because they don't want to portray a capable and strongly interlinked family
lol hickman writing any movie for normies.
>reed you are the clockwork shaman, your secret knowledge must be unlocked by traveling through the ages.
>audience kills self
Hickman's FF run was mostly fun. His Avengers was meh but New Avengers was fun too. HoXPoX was kino and the story would've been cool if editorial hadn't interfered
>half an hour of characters looking at infographics
I wish they'd do this and that it's a big hit solely for the hope that with ioan in the spotlight they may make old man hornblower movies
MCU is helmed by Rick and Morty creators.
It is dead.
The MCU died when it sold to Disney. Instantly they started hiring cheap TV directors instead of real ones (Brannagh, Favreau, Wright, Johnston). Seriously, they got Whedon, then the Russo brothers to do the big tentpole Avengers movies. The most clueless directors from a visual standpoint, and they hired em to do the event movies.
>GRRM
fat pink masts jutting into myrish swamps until her c**t became the world etc.
I've yet to see proof that anyone on earth gives a single solitary frick about the fantastic 4.
RIP
where is this from
deviantart probably. Used to be the den of guro art. Lot of lost content over the years
An old artist named CrownTheLiar... unfortunately he has removed his art from Deviantart
>AAAHHHHHHHH
>it's one of those threads
sauce?
Pretty cool! I seem to remember this artist making some Samus ones too.
ummm why am I getting hard?
You have good taste!
I need the sauce bad
chalk
Don't really care about casting. Just give us more cosmic shit. Doom and galactus are the best villains for that and as long as they do that properly it'll be good or at least better than the previous adaptations
I love Sue!
I remember being pissed off that they went Ultimate Doom over 616 Doom but it's gotten so bad that now I'd consider it a treat to have a capeshit movie that even vaguely pretends to respect the source material
>Get GRRM
Why? He likes F4 or something?
You can find letters pages of old Fantastic Four and Avengers books where he's correcting Stan and Jack on their own "lore"
What was the property tax on the Baxter building?
>Batman Forever
>Blade Trilogy
>X-Men Trilogy
>Daredevil (03)
>Elektra (05)
>Fantastic Four
Am I wrong or is there a thru-line to these over the top dark camp movies? Like they're "bad" but still better than the souless stuff that comes out now.
What's mr. fantastic's tax policy?