Tell me more about this. I'm inclined to believe leftists are less attractive and thus have to go to further lengths to get laid and he was friends with roiland
Is it purely Alex's or made by Disney? Disney owns the copyright to Bill's design but how the frick would they work with him again after all that he said
You are the most moronic homosexual on this site. You think disney is in panic mode and their big plan is to release a companion book for a show more than a decade old?
>mocking someone and then making them give you money
It makes Disney money too you moron. Or what, do you think the book's profit will go directly to him?
No matter what he keeps relying on the mouse while his co-workers have gone off to other studios that treat them better.
Corporate management has a pretty high turn-around rate. Every few years old people leave, new people join. Are the ones who tard-wrangled Alex even still at the company?
nothing he has said matters to the disney company, and he came back with the tail between his legs to work for them in the IP after all his other new projects failed miserably.
Disney won.
what sort of "older reader" content is Hirsch capable of putting out anyway? Wendy undergoing an abortion? Bill locking up the Jan 6 insurrectionists in his dimension and quipping "This shaman weirdo will fit right in!" ?
It’s probably just that it’s too “scary”. It’s Disney, after all. They need to cover their ass to avoid having to deal with angry moms who want to sue them because little jimmy has nightmares now.
>Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world >the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets
Reveal the Dipcifica secrets Bill
nobody gives a shit about gravity falls anymore other than creepy dipcificacels who ship 12 year olds together
gravity falls is over. it was fun while it lasted. Why cant autists just let things go?
You don’t understand, anons. That guy apparently think we give shit about him buying a limited edition copy of the book and selling it off of eBay.
And it’s like, okay? Should I also eat the shit out of your butthole too, then? I could barely give a damn about some homosexual I won’t see again making some money.
>I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HAHAHA >THATS WHY IM STILL POSTING ABOUT IT
You guys got really riled up by that person showing hes buying the book, and then try to pretend you don't care.
This book has insane collectors value. There's a B&N exclusive which you know they are going to stop selling at some point and just go to the regular edition, and then there's the SIGNED Barnes and Noble exclusive.
kek, actually tempting to do this, but I have no history or repute of selling on any ebay account, people would probably think im a scammer or something listing cartoon book for several grand.
This book has insane collectors value. There's a B&N exclusive which you know they are going to stop selling at some point and just go to the regular edition, and then there's the SIGNED Barnes and Noble exclusive.
We can have references to sex and sexuality and even a "i wouldnt judge you if you were fricking your dog" joke at disney but no swearing in 2023. Fricking pathetic.
Adults who think swear words are edgy or adult are morons. The kind of people who make Gravity Falls stuff are morons, but thankfully, they have a good bible that Alex developed in his non-woke phase in 2010/2011
It's not gonna have boobies or gore, it's still Disney. But it might go creepier than usual. Like 80s kid movie horror which is now not considered appropiate for modern kids.
No swearing either.
Bill's brand of "adult" doesn't strike me as cussing, porn, or gore. It strikes me more as mindfrick things, pain, mental torture, warped realities, etc.
and all the original kids that played Super Mario Bros on NES are in mid life crisis range but all the Mario games still aim at all ages, I honest despise the mentality of making something that was for kids for adults now
>mocks other directors like Povenmire and Marsh thinking he’s gonna become the next big thing >quits Gravity Falls early because “directing haawwwwd” >nothing turns up, gets a sidejob on Inside Job, it then gets canned prematurely >Pitches Netflix show, it’s garbage and gets aborted >9 whole years later tries hopelessly dickriding the dead “hype” of the only midly successful thing he ever screwed up
Sad!
Hirsch fricked up.
Season 2B sucked so much dick, GF isn't even worth remembering.
You could've had a good thing, polished it up with a season 3 and given the story the cook time it needed.
Instead you were a homosexual and rushed the ending.
There was no big mystery after Hirsch blew his load with Ford.
That's it, that's all you get. You don't even get a satisfying conclusion. Frick you for wanting good cartoons.
Super shot in the dark, but back in the day when gravity falls was just coming out anons would draw fanart on oekaki and there was one pic of a thicc teenage/adult Mabel with tig ol’ bitties in a light blue sweater. Does anyone happen to have that pic by any chance? All the old archives have had their pics scrubbed.
ha ha, so funny, more satanic free mason psyop bullshit, so cool.
it's lovecraftian, you poser
I love it, there’s different genres of anti-social aesthetics.
Does Ursula from The Little Mermaid count as lovecraftian?
she was killed by a boat, so yes
Fantastic. What about other Disney villains?
>Frollo is Gothic
>Scar is hamlet-core?
>Hades is literally from hell
Who’s the arbiter of who belongs in what genre?
Then I'd best see some racial slurs.
Hey blame Christians. They’re the ones obsessed with satan
Does anybody genuinly still care about Gravity Falls at this point? It seems like it's more charactergays than anything.
the only people who still care about gravity falls are goytubers and incest freaks
They really cut it too fricking short. Alex is an idiot.
He was already being kicked out of the company for being a rapist. They had to cut it short.
Tell me more about this. I'm inclined to believe leftists are less attractive and thus have to go to further lengths to get laid and he was friends with roiland
/co/'s irrational hatred of Hirsch and Gravity Falls is thoroughly out of touch with reality.
Yes, there's still a market. Very much so.
Is it purely Alex's or made by Disney? Disney owns the copyright to Bill's design but how the frick would they work with him again after all that he said
you have to reserve the book on a Disney page, you guess
Guess he didn't burn those bridges after all
I think it's more that Disney's in panic mode
Disney and DTVA are basically two different entities, they wouldn't cover theatrical failings by going desperate on the TV front
You are the most moronic homosexual on this site. You think disney is in panic mode and their big plan is to release a companion book for a show more than a decade old?
For someone who makes fun of the mouse he sure does rely on them for money a lot.
What the frick logic is this? Were you just born yesterday?
BASED:
>mocking someone and then making them give you money
CRINGE:
>mocking someone and not getting money from them
>mocking someone and then making them give you money
It makes Disney money too you moron. Or what, do you think the book's profit will go directly to him?
No matter what he keeps relying on the mouse while his co-workers have gone off to other studios that treat them better.
He probably loves Disney now, they are incredibly inclusive with black women and gay characters.
that's right! poor corporations shouldn't be made fun of! think of the stockholders and out of touch boomers who run those places! they're people too!
Americans….
>noooo you can't use take money from a corporation if you dislike it
You've never had a job in your life
Corporate management has a pretty high turn-around rate. Every few years old people leave, new people join. Are the ones who tard-wrangled Alex even still at the company?
Pretty sure GF did pretty high numbers on Disney+ right?
nothing he has said matters to the disney company, and he came back with the tail between his legs to work for them in the IP after all his other new projects failed miserably.
Disney won.
More like Alex lost
interesting
>meant for older readers
To trick people who think going to a barcade is mature
>DON'T YOU GUYS HATE FUN?
You should take that stick out of your ass, you might get toxic shock syndrome if you're not careful.
>bill says frick
finally MORE official pinecest.
Billdip porn chads we won
Maybe I was wrong about Hirsch
this probably means 13 and up but i am slightly intrigued
what sort of "older reader" content is Hirsch capable of putting out anyway? Wendy undergoing an abortion? Bill locking up the Jan 6 insurrectionists in his dimension and quipping "This shaman weirdo will fit right in!" ?
It’s probably just that it’s too “scary”. It’s Disney, after all. They need to cover their ass to avoid having to deal with angry moms who want to sue them because little jimmy has nightmares now.
alright, who do you think is gonna get killed off
Billdip shippers. Hopefully not quickly.
It's hard to think of a more overrated character than Bill Cipher
>Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world
>the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets
Reveal the Dipcifica secrets Bill
Just make a sequel timeskip series
nobody gives a shit about gravity falls anymore other than creepy dipcificacels who ship 12 year olds together
gravity falls is over. it was fun while it lasted. Why cant autists just let things go?
if it's getting new content then it's not truly over
Fans won't let it go because Alex won't
Give it a few years and they'll revive the show itself
maboobs?
Lots of Owl House morons in here mad that GF is back
Take off the tribegay goggles for a minute
>tribegay so obsessed with TOH's success he's trying to turn every thread into tribehomosexualry
That's kinda funny
Leave him be, his favela probably set on fire again
>TOH
>success
Funniest thing in the whole thread
Stay fricking mad.
Stay
Angry
>26.99
That's super cheap, so far the best thing about it.
>his firm is worthless
lul
I want you to seethe. Oh, and I'll take an extra copy to store and sell in a few years too, heh.
>I'm going to spend money on something that everyone here is going to pirate for free
Not exactly the flex you think it is...
You don’t understand, anons. That guy apparently think we give shit about him buying a limited edition copy of the book and selling it off of eBay.
And it’s like, okay? Should I also eat the shit out of your butthole too, then? I could barely give a damn about some homosexual I won’t see again making some money.
>I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HAHAHA
>THATS WHY IM STILL POSTING ABOUT IT
You guys got really riled up by that person showing hes buying the book, and then try to pretend you don't care.
Not even a lot of money
so did you buy that journal book and that flip it later? that is actually not a bad idea, profiting off the stupidity of Gravity Falls fans
I bought two of the special edition journals when they came out just because I wanted two.
They were 90 off amazon.
Turned out, that like 4 years later, it was going for 2,500 and I flipped it.
The other autographed copies of Journal 3, the non special edition ones, go for 500-1000 now.
kek, actually tempting to do this, but I have no history or repute of selling on any ebay account, people would probably think im a scammer or something listing cartoon book for several grand.
Just take pics
This book has insane collectors value. There's a B&N exclusive which you know they are going to stop selling at some point and just go to the regular edition, and then there's the SIGNED Barnes and Noble exclusive.
>look at me wasting money!
Amazing own, how will we ever recover
Coping and seething hitting all time highs today.
>I own nothing and I am happy
Hope that's working out for you.
>Age Range: Adult
Interesting
Wait really?
Yes, it's not for kids.
Yes
https://books.disney.com/book/the-book-of-bill/
>adult
>still not allowed to use swear words
There’s not going to be anything adult about this. It’ll be pg13 at worst
We can have references to sex and sexuality and even a "i wouldnt judge you if you were fricking your dog" joke at disney but no swearing in 2023. Fricking pathetic.
>"i wouldnt judge you if you were fricking your dog" joke
What show is that?
Adults who think swear words are edgy or adult are morons. The kind of people who make Gravity Falls stuff are morons, but thankfully, they have a good bible that Alex developed in his non-woke phase in 2010/2011
Link to non woke Alex?
>not written like a Vivziepop project
I say that’s a plus
>MY NAME IS BILL I AM YOUR b***h
Disney is not allowing something under their name to say frick lol
Though it sounds like other cursing might make it in
And yet Deadpool is gonna be saving their asses because he's gonna say frick a lot
Disney does not equal Marvel
There could still be plenty of swears, just not f-bombs. Like every Marvel movie besides GotG 3
Americans are fricking pussies holy shit
>Oi you got a loisence for that, m8?
Flagboard addiction is a depressing sight to behold
It's not gonna have boobies or gore, it's still Disney. But it might go creepier than usual. Like 80s kid movie horror which is now not considered appropiate for modern kids.
No swearing either.
Bill's brand of "adult" doesn't strike me as cussing, porn, or gore. It strikes me more as mindfrick things, pain, mental torture, warped realities, etc.
well the original GF audience are adults now
and all the original kids that played Super Mario Bros on NES are in mid life crisis range but all the Mario games still aim at all ages, I honest despise the mentality of making something that was for kids for adults now
*honestly
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law must have you SEETHING, or Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, or any other [AS] spin-off ever.
>"TOH success"
That's an odd way of saying flopped and forgotten
And blacklisted. Disney doesn't want to have anything to do with Dana again after shitting on their suits
Yeah like how they want nothing to do with Alex either who shat on the suits even harder
Bill won.
Who the frick would take this opportunity to shit talk Hirsch and then also shit on the fact we're getting more Gravity Falls content?
Hmmm. I wonder who it could be.
So what you are saying is that this whole thing was a PR move by Hirsch
>announced mere hours after Matt Braly's movie announcement
>Dana said nothing about the book announcement
Anyone knows where I can read The Journal for free?
Wonder if he’ll make any of the Pines gays as part of the “embarrassing secrets”
>mocks other directors like Povenmire and Marsh thinking he’s gonna become the next big thing
>quits Gravity Falls early because “directing haawwwwd”
>nothing turns up, gets a sidejob on Inside Job, it then gets canned prematurely
>Pitches Netflix show, it’s garbage and gets aborted
>9 whole years later tries hopelessly dickriding the dead “hype” of the only midly successful thing he ever screwed up
Sad!
Liberals are weak minded, it's like allowing any degenerate behavior doesn't build willpower or self control and confidence
What's new?
>conservatard
>calling others weak minded
>amerimutts
>calling others weak minded
Robbie gets Tambry teen pregnant.
>Hirsch couldn't get any shows made at Netflix
>he had to come crawling back to Disney for money
Ironic
Hirsch fricked up.
Season 2B sucked so much dick, GF isn't even worth remembering.
You could've had a good thing, polished it up with a season 3 and given the story the cook time it needed.
Instead you were a homosexual and rushed the ending.
i never quite forgave him for the cop out at the ending.
every episode start with the circle with symbols around it. its a huge mystery. lol its doesnt work, GIANT ROBOT!
There was no big mystery after Hirsch blew his load with Ford.
That's it, that's all you get. You don't even get a satisfying conclusion. Frick you for wanting good cartoons.
Buy an ad homosexual
Wrong board
Admitting to it you fricking hack? have a nice day.
I'm admittedly quite curious that they're claiming this is for older readers and have it classified as adult. I mean, for real what's in this thing?
Cipher wiener
I probably won't read it. Someone give the gist next summer.
Super shot in the dark, but back in the day when gravity falls was just coming out anons would draw fanart on oekaki and there was one pic of a thicc teenage/adult Mabel with tig ol’ bitties in a light blue sweater. Does anyone happen to have that pic by any chance? All the old archives have had their pics scrubbed.
>watch a long dead cartoon for the first time
>suddenly there is new content
hey wait a minute I didn't sign up for this
Can Bill defeat Sukuna?