New Hazbin Hotel Teaser dropped for ep. 7

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he helping again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Lilith's little slave/helper. Maybe he'll try to strike a deal with Charlie when she's at her most vulnerable point. Or Charlie may be able to undo his own chains since she is related to Lilith.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of boredom and/or is acting out his servitude for Lilith

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total Hellhomosexual Death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As the series goes on, I see less and less reason to root against the Exorcists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dah. Adam is right in every way possible. If a sinner could actually be redeemed, only then he could change his mind.
        Although, it’s clear that he needs the mask to even execute them as Lute also gets a “I will murder” buff by putting it on (hence blood stains) and she is the most loyal girl Adam has.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we see him taken down a peg

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes on a leash, he is already down

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's overdue for someone to yank it a few times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've just seen Lucifer enrage him so much he turned to swearing, and the same episode confirmed him to be a slave to somebody, perhaps Lucifer's wife. He's as-is pretty down, he just never stops smiling because he's a sociopath.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor tries to strike deal with Charlie
    >Charlie needs to think about it
    >Sir Pent or Frank Egg Boi reveals angels can be killed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd figure Vaggie could just give that info herself

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe she doesn't know?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lute made it pretty apparent that Exorcists are not invincible.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe it was assumed it was "only a higher ranking angel can hurt an angel" kinda deal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good point, fair enough.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The main problem is dealing with a shit load of em. Even if they have the tools they'll have to organize. Best things they have going for em at the moment is a defensible position and Lucifer in their corner

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought she and Adam seemed pretty surprised that they’d found a dead angel in Hell. They made a big deal about how it had never happened before. If they hadn’t thought it was possible before they found the evidence, then Vaggie wouldn’t know.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So will this get a season 3?

    Or is iit just going to die in season 2?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 is confirmed. In an old stream from 2019 Viv said she needs at least 3 seasons to tell the story. In a recent interview Viv said that it's more than a 2 season show, but nothing more specific than that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she says that, but so far this season feels like two in general.

        It's like she was so terrified of it being cancelled early, she rushed a fifty episode season in eight.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I mean, she says that, but so far this season feels like two in general.
          Nope, in a recent Q&A or interview Viv said that season 2 focuses on the Vees or something of the like and we know they're not the end game villains.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They've barely done anything...like everyone else in the cast.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess we'll get to see them do their villain shit in season 2. Season 3 is gonna be end game or setup for a final 4th season if I had to guess. Either way the show needs at minimum 3 seasons to complete the story Viv has in mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to discern but it seems to be doing well so I can see it happening.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard to discern but it seems to be doing well so I can see it happening.

      It's constantly super trending on social media, each song already has millions of streams on spotify and other sites so it's looking good so far.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. It's trending right now. It'll probably die down after the first week of Feburary and people will move on.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh
          Songs keep things relevant because people like to listen to songs.
          People still talk about the Barbie movie just because of the Ken song

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Views are views, and outside of Invincible they ain't got any other animated series doing that well.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is the other original cartoon that Prime has coming up in February this year

            [...]

            It's safe to say that Hazbin is going to be one of their animated priorities with how well it's done.

            The only other relevant thing that Amazon has is The Legend of Vox Machina and the hype for that one has fizzled out a while ago.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The Legend of Vox Machina
              Forgot about that one, it's true they have a following there. But Hazbin is way louder, Vox Machina just comes and goes once a year with nobody really remembering it afterwards. Hazbin has that covered just with the songs alone.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. Plus Hazbin also has a bunch of hype generated from Helluva too as an extra added bonus.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie having little hoof feet confirmed in-show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined forever.
      At least we can pretend they're just shoes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined forever.
      At least we can pretend they're just shoes.

      Hot as frick though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would make the joke but it is not worth the ban.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s real
      God damn as a footgay this makes me upset, but at the same time they’re so cute. At least the other girls seem to have normal feet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it mean Lilith has hooves too?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and a hooked nose as well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clip clop clip clop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is Charlie? A dog clown, lamb thing?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baby goat?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clip cloppers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s real
      God damn as a footgay this makes me upset, but at the same time they’re so cute. At least the other girls seem to have normal feet.

      hoofs

      Thinking about it I remember how Viv mentioned how Charlie is kind of like a lamb and I guess that further adds to that. Plus she's also meant to look like a doll/puppet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not seeing the problem.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weirdest part for me is that her legs otherwise appear normal. I'd expect some weird goat legs to go along with them. Maybe a tail.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's supposed to resemble a lamb so that includes the hoofs I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wouldn't spend hours grooming her hoof feet

      ?si=c7T4l74aNzId7C9O
      Ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still got my Lute/Emily feet so I'm good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wouldn't spend hours grooming her hoof feet

      ?si=c7T4l74aNzId7C9O
      Ngmi

      >mlp was once a part of co
      Weren't they supposed to leave this board?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing related to mlp other than hooves
        >literally a video of some dude grooming a horse's hoof
        >pic is from a puzzle game with quotes about life
        Rent free

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always knew Vivzie was a Hasbro psyop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's Princess Luna then?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh, Lute? Veggie? Lillith/Eve?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feel bad for thinking Sera looks better like this lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This show really feels like MLP with vulgarity like the other anon said.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This show really feels like MLP
          aaah, so this is the reason i love it so much despite it being so stupid

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aaah, so this is the reason i love it so much despite it being so stupid
            yes it does have a certain charm. And some episodes of helluva boss on another level

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          MLP with vulgarity and a Homestuck fanbase. That's what we have for Hazbin Hotel fandom.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            as a diehard homestuck fan. it's nowhere close. the hazbin fandom actually seems pretty tame compared to mlp, eddsworld, the loud house, or undertale.
            the worst I've seen fron the hazbin fandom is the occasional waifu/husbando-gay, and a handful of tumblr cringe self insert OC's. Not nearly egregious as it could be.
            The bi-weekly viv twitter meltdown, and the strange inconsistency in the writing is more of a flaw than the fandom.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel a lot of Hazbin fans have been cringe checked by Verbalase lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modern adult cartoons is just copy of popular kid show plus swearing and other edgy stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Emily is Twilight, then who is Charlie?Sunset Shimmer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weirdest part for me is that her legs otherwise appear normal. I'd expect some weird goat legs to go along with them. Maybe a tail.

      wait a second
      why is that some characters have normal legs like Millie, then some of them have the animal like Moxxie, even if both have hooves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Millie has thunder things with spindly ankles
        Moxxie is fat but has lanky legs
        Both of them have the same leg scaffolding, just different emphasis on their anatomy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick is moxxie fat? He's at best skinny fat

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              C'mon, you know why

              Shut up Loona, he's not fat

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Loona needs her head chopped off by Alastor

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            C'mon, you know why

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah maybe its just a stylistic choice.

          The imps would look better if they looked like actual imps.
          Greenish-Gray skin, big eyes, manic smiles fat and ball shaped, zombie

          nah they are cuter this way.
          thats why people have impsonas

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The imps would look better if they looked like actual imps.
        Greenish-Gray skin, big eyes, manic smiles fat and ball shaped, zombie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Millie has thunder things with spindly ankles
        Moxxie is fat but has lanky legs
        Both of them have the same leg scaffolding, just different emphasis on their anatomy

        Don't forget that some of them are more lizard looking

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Don't forget that some of them are more lizard looking

        The weirdest part for me is that her legs otherwise appear normal. I'd expect some weird goat legs to go along with them. Maybe a tail.

        Pretty sure she just makes the designs whatever she wants without adhering to any rock solid anatomy principles because that's how you let yourself be more creative with character designs, not that Cinemaphile could understand since you guys are less creative than modern comic writers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then show us your ideas, funny man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What anatomic principes do you think little creatures produced by literal Hell as its natural denizens should adhere to?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          vivzie isn't exactly 100% creative, every character is red, thin and has a pointy chin. but it's not calarts and that's enough for me now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's pretty funny how the only way we can get cartoons that look visually appealing is through fricking indie productions. Makes you think.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Viv.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could've sworn Charlie and Lucifer were meant to be dolls. I'm guess her having hooves is her taking fan ideas and canonizing them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Viv confirmed they were inspired by old fashioned dolls in the exclusive Q&A thing but I think that only applies to their faces. They're not literally doll-people.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And Charlie is also meant to look like a lamb too, it's especially visible for the pilot design. Her TV design not as much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s real
      God damn as a footgay this makes me upset, but at the same time they’re so cute. At least the other girls seem to have normal feet.

      If she had goat horns, this would be perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Mishal

      Ruined forever.
      At least we can pretend they're just shoes.

      >It’s real
      God damn as a footgay this makes me upset, but at the same time they’re so cute. At least the other girls seem to have normal feet.

      Don't worry, she gets normal feet in the next episode someone leaked a clip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hoof
      Do angels get hooves too? Does Emily have them or cute little sweaty feet?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just depends on the angels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are they at the zoo?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spending some koala-ty time together.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why the frick is there a fricking zoo instead of a pocket dimention with proper animal habitats or some shit
          it's heaven viv, use your fricknig brain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You okay anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if it is that and they just call it a zoo anyway as usual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The “zoo” in heaven is where people’s favorite pets go when they die.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              all dogs go to heaven anon!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be cute bubbly Heaven executive whose job it is to keep people happy
          >get new visitor who has the same energy level as you
          >autistically gabble with each other about interests, fun things to do, cute animals, puffy wuffy clouds, etc.
          >go on a date to the zoo
          >cuck Vaggie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s real
      God damn as a footgay this makes me upset, but at the same time they’re so cute. At least the other girls seem to have normal feet.

      haha frick you. I laugh at thy suffering.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are these cute lesbians?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you should smile more, Charlie
    Um Alastar chud confirmed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also said that line back in the pilot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does he have dementia, then? That would mean he's said the same thing over the course of three months.

        My dad's been forgetting about things he told me a week ago recently

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If anything it sounds like his catchphrase

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dad needs potassium make him eat bannas every day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh my dad will tell me the same thing like 3 times in the span of 5 minutes but he's perfectly healthy. Just old.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon... I'm sorry you had to find out this way. Make his final moments as memorable as they can be for him

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlastorbros we are BACK. On a serious note, he's gonna reveal the beheaded angel thing to her

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the thing he knows that Charlie doesn't know that Angels can be killed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else could it be?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor, if you fought Adam, would you lose?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd very much enjoy broadcasting an ange- *gets headshot by Striker's shiny gun*

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that five month time skip
    What the frick was the point of that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's interesting is that this was always planned, ever since the earliest drafts of Viv's story for Hazbin as a series. As you can see here it mentions how the time for the extermination was shortened but for a different reason. My guess is that Viv used the extermination as cliffhanger bait in the pilot to get people hooked and at the end of season 1 the extermination will be cancelled completely, allowing her to focus on the story and redemption at the hotel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow, original draft fricking sucked

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I'm not sure how early of a draft it is but the difference is night and day, imagine if the series stayed indie and that was the second fricking episode kek.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's how it usually is

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Baxter instead of Sir Pentious
        Whoever canned Baxter deserves a bonus

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, yeah, i fricking prayed he won't be a thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fandom did since Pentious became super popular. Viv did tease that the Egg Bois were created together/by someone else, so I'm sure it will be Baxter, especially since this comic concept mentions they were business partners in the past. We're definitely gonna see Bax in season 2 but he's probably been reduced to a super minor character like Mimzy as it should be.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this show seem to have a lighter tone and alot less plot focus
            I wonder if angel being raped and abused and shit was added later

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope that was always planned as Viv mentioned even recently in an interview.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if Pentious still has a crush on Rosie or if that was shitcanned for Cherri x Snake

                The fandom did since Pentious became super popular. Viv did tease that the Egg Bois were created together/by someone else, so I'm sure it will be Baxter, especially since this comic concept mentions they were business partners in the past. We're definitely gonna see Bax in season 2 but he's probably been reduced to a super minor character like Mimzy as it should be.

                What's interesting is that this was always planned, ever since the earliest drafts of Viv's story for Hazbin as a series. As you can see here it mentions how the time for the extermination was shortened but for a different reason. My guess is that Viv used the extermination as cliffhanger bait in the pilot to get people hooked and at the end of season 1 the extermination will be cancelled completely, allowing her to focus on the story and redemption at the hotel.

                Where can I find these drafts?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also Viv did hint that she tried to pitch the show in the early 2010s but it was rejected and not wanted and that back in the day her earlier concept for the show was more slice of lifey and comedy focused with the crew hanging around in the hotel and doing goofy shit which definitely checks out based on the early pictures we have of the cast. After the first seasons of Rick and Morty + Bojack Horseman came out she realized she could do something with a more emotional story core and it worked if we look at the pilot.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and she also mentioned how it was more action packed with the people at the hotel rebelling against heaven. I guess she decided to move the action to Helluva Boss instead.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the only thing that was moved to HB

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really? It feels like the "hotel shenanigans" would be as far as the pilot in 2019

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't blame her if she gave up on the idea especially since she implied it was rejected before. That's why she also came up with the extermination cliffhanger idea in the pilot and damn it did wonders. When season 1 ends the extermination is cancelled maybe we'll have more time with the characters at the hotel idk.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What if the extermination was canceled by Adam.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zoophobia comic has more readability
                >this picture gives my eyes problems, even have to look over her HH pics twice (or more) over because everything blends together
                how the frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was fricking Adam?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looks old af.
          Makes sense for the first man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, look at the pilot silhouette.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. It’s not…
            Pilot Adam looks so ridiculously scary from his outline.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feels even more Irken like

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember when we thought that's Satan and a random imp?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unrelated but why does he have an imp appearance if he’s human:

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, look at the pilot silhouette.

          Adam's early designs looking even more demonic sure is interesting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looks like General Grievous from 2003

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can somebody post the entirety of the leaked episode draft? It's impossible to find.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Where can I find these drafts?

          I had to look through my history to find the link
          The leaked early episode drafts for season 1 of Hazbin and some comic issue concepts
          https://imgur.com/a/nCorcZq

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was fricking Adam?

        What is with viv and making designs worse or dropping good concepts?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She clearly doesn't trust anyone to do QC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >QC
            yep seems like it sadly

            For what we know Adam may secretly be a sinner which is why he wears a mask and would explain the demon horns of his costume.

            Seems possible but odds are he isn't just a butthole he has wings probably more just a design element to make him seem not so different.

            Final Adam is ironically too detailed and colorful.

            I will say the LED eyes and mouth is a interesting choice but I like both just weird how intimidating he once looked

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For what we know Adam may secretly be a sinner which is why he wears a mask and would explain the demon horns of his costume.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally all of the the exorcist have them. That is not an argument.
            The argument is “did the helmet come from hell.”

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Adam made them all wear masks since he wears a mask to hide his true sinner identity. The only reason I speculate on this is his two previous designs where he looks like a demon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first design is not even Adam. It’s a random angel. The second design (pilot) is Adam and he’s under an obvious mask and looked a lot more serious (cause he’s an openly angry dad and more dramatic). The final Adam is basically this:

                Viv also recently liked this. Please don't bully Adam.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Adam is an Angel and the main antagonist of Hazbin Hotel who made his official debut alongside his subordinate, Lute, in "Overture".

                >He was the first human man created alongside the first human soul to enter Heaven. After becoming an angel, he is delegated to command over the Exorcists.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're both in general positions, over Heaven armies, just saying.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're both in general positions, over Heaven armies, just saying.

                Except that angel is clearly not Adam and Lute isn’t even actually there.
                He was replaced by Adam and a fleshed out Lute because Adam fits into Viv’s direction of making the narrative far more dramatic and emotional, since he’s the one and only father they can expect to find in heaven.
                The angel was an absolute nobody for the hotel residence to beat up in epic fight scenes, and nothing more. He wouldn’t react like this for example.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for showing up and clarifying, Vivzie!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Final Adam is ironically too detailed and colorful.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Angel Dust (Anthony) refuse to go to Heaven if they revealed that he would need to change bodies (to something that is less loose, i.e. no longer white/pink coloring, no longer boobs, etc)?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His sister Molly looks super similar to him so I doubt Angel would change much as an... angel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >headcanon slop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not see her in episode 6?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when Alastor said "who's joke is it?" in a different voice was in a way of how I was expecting him to be mostly like in the Amazon Prime Series. With him making references and quotes from Movies/Films, TV Programmes and other media, like The Genie from Disney's Aladdin, Merlin from Disney's The Sword in the Stone, Discord from the Horse cartoon, The Newt from Ned's Newt and The Gargoyles from Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame while in a world and time period where that sort of media hasn't been invented yet or doesn't even exist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"who's joke is it?"
      He said, "Who's joking?"

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Alastor's face ever remind anyone else of Spongebob sometimes? I have no idea why. Maybe the nose?

    Anyway the sneak peek looks cute!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this shit ends on Thursday
    Thank fricking god.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do we have anything worth waiting for in the upcoming months?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helluva Boss?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          isnt it like, on a hiatus rn?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brandon Rogers mentioned that after the Hazbin hype is done and it finishes we'll go full force back into Helluva.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hoofs

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vivzie said Al is supposed to be a cheshire cat type of character and I can really see it here with how playful he is.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlastorchads keep winning

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show is like Death Note in the sense that it is super entertaining, but the morals are completely backwards.
    >be evil
    >get punished for it
    Yes, that is justice. What is up with people who think this is wrong?
    >if hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie
    No? That does not follow whatsoever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie
      >No? That does not follow whatsoever.
      Yeah someone explain this to me. I don't even get what they are trying to say here, and I'm used to dealing with reddit-level anti-religion pseudointellectuals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This show is like Death Note in the sense that it is super entertaining, but the morals are completely backwards.
        >be evil
        >get punished for it
        Yes, that is justice. What is up with people who think this is wrong?
        >if hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie
        No? That does not follow whatsoever.

        I think it means if your heaven involves actions that would damn you in life, and there is no judgement upon you for it, heaven cannot be true. I dunno for sure

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The lie is that angels like Adam and Lute can be sadistic psychos while remaining in heaven, but demons like Angel who try to redeem themselves are not even considered being given another chance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If Adam and Lute ever harm the innocent, then yeah that would be inconsistent.
        It still would not mean that somehow evil people deserve to escape their deserved punishment.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam and especially Lute DID harm innocent at least one tho, their own kind for just showing mild hesitance and mercy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The lie is that both good and evil souls can manage to change in their afterlives, for example adam wasn't probably always an embodiment of most of deadly sins but yet he's in heaven. With that knowledge the entire order of the world needs to be corrected because it doesn't make any sense to create eternal prize or punishment for beings that can change

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >adam wasn't probably always an embodiment of most of deadly sins
          He is was the original dick, literally invented sin

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He invented cope due to being tricked and cucked by a manlet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn't make any sense to create eternal prize or punishment for beings that can change
          Why does it not make sense? The punishment is not for who they currently are, but for what they did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No? That does not follow whatsoever.
      It does follow, cuz its a nice part of the song

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Seriously it sounds like some bumper sticker level slogan for morons, but what do they think it means?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie
      >No? That does not follow whatsoever.
      yeah, like, what does it even mean?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the very next line shitforbrains

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but they can't
        >"do whatever and remain in the sky"
        we have at least two fallen angels

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So why has Adam not fallen? It's not that deep jesus christ, it's about hypocrisy, if you put all four lines from the reprise together it's obvious. You can either continue to play stupid or, if it's not an act, pay more attention in class and come back to this website when you're no longer breaking global rules to do so.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            their worldbuilding fricking sucks so i don't fricking know how anything works
            And neither do characters or writers it seems

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I had to look up the wiki to understand the difference between hellborn demons and sinner demons, and how apparently the purges only affect sinner demons for some reason. If the concern is Hell doing an uprising, wouldn't exterminating the Hellborn make more sense since there's seemingly more of them?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                In episode 1 it's mentioned how Lucifer made a deal with heaven that the hellborn don't get hurt in the extermination.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                hellborn aren't as evil or powerfull(exept for nobility) as sinners

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because falling is most probably not a moral failing but the Speaker of God telling you to frick off. Adam's not done anything to warrant that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the next line has nothing to do with it.
        ok lets suppose it is unfair that angels like Adam remain in the sky. that still does not explain why hell cannot be forever and there still be a heaven.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want you to listen to the entire song again and use those critical thinking skills, maybe pay attention to Emily's lines and maybe, just maybe, try thinking in non-literal terms

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gotta love these "figure it out yourself" replies. It is a tacit admission that you have no explanation.
            I understand that their argument is that sinners should get a second chance.
            But even IF the system was unfair (it is not), the line is still a non sequitur.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's about what heaven is supposed to represent if you actually bother to use your titktok addled brain for more than 5 fricking seconds.
              >Was talk of virtue just pretension?
              >Was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals you're purverying?
              They're saying heaven is a "lie" because they are LITERALLY not practicing what they preach and the fact that this extremely non-subtle and in your face point is lost on you is nothing short of pathetic. This is not complex or deep, this is surface level media literacy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because they are LITERALLY not practicing what they preach
                what do they preach?
                this show never elaborated on that, exept for adam's song, and in this case they do practice exactly that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If a fricking seraph calling out another seraph, heaven fighting over the reveal, and the fact that it was kept hidden from the majority of heaven to begin with are not heavy enough context clues that this not what heaven is supposed to stand for I fricking implore you to try using that dusty raisin rattling in your empty skull sometime

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I swear for the amount of criticism Cinemaphile anons have about this show, they sure do need to start actually understanding what they are watching, before opening up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Angel's do whatever and remain in the sky
        >Lucifier goes behind the other back and give the apple to Eve
        >Unleashes spooky curse onto mankind
        >Only then do the angels banish him
        Ill admit the verse was a banger, but what the show sings and what we are shown are two different things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie
      I liked the reprise musically but logically I didn't get it. The only way they could have it come even close to making sense is by having nobody actually know how you get into Heaven, but looking at what goes on there versus what goes on in Hell, there's are pretty striking and consistent differences. I think even if they weren't handed the rules directly, they could infer them after like a billion years of this. The only real thing they can argue against is Hell being meant to suck a lot, which would permit exterminations as a part of the suck, but apparently Hell isn't meant to do anything. Hell would still be forever though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        exterminators have to kill sinners or Lilith will start shit when thery grow in number
        Charlie has no right to ask them to stop until hell stops looking like a pit of unhinged maniacs who will go full demolition man if even one gets to heaven

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be evil
      they were born that way. that is what it means to have original sin from the garden of eden. also from the same story anyone who is born cursed as the offspring of that unholy union is dead but alive still from the holy spirit in them, in hell with Lucifer.

      the show is literally just the gnostic telling (original version) of the christian/israeli creation story. Lucifer's dream was to make humans with holy spirits, so he came to earth and got married to a human. You, me and a lot of people are now descended from that bloodline and cursed with having a holy spirit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        when does the archons get to be introduced

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if hell is forever, then heaven must be a lie
      >No? That does not follow whatsoever.
      Yeah someone explain this to me. I don't even get what they are trying to say here, and I'm used to dealing with reddit-level anti-religion pseudointellectuals.

      The issue is that Heaven/Adam are stating that "Hell is Forever", meaning that evil suffers eternal punishment. At the same time, Heaven/Adam is ending that punishment by double-killing Demons, meaning that "Hell is not Forever".

      The other statement is akin that "Angels are Virtuous", yet the Exorcists are responsible for the worst mass genocides in the setting. And they are not just killing humans, but rather erasing their souls from existence while taking sadistic joy in it.

      Heaven claims that "Hell is Forever" and "Angels are Virtuous" are absolute truths, yet do Exterminations that directly contradict those absolute truths, so the logical conclusion is that "the rules are shades of gray" and "Heaven must be a Lie".

      TL;DR Heaven is a lie because Exterminations prove its hypocrisy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what even happens if hell gets overcrowded? it gets... bad to live in?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why can't it have unlimited space?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          An uprising duh
          Hell has rigid hierarchy, so if more souls keep entering, more powerful overlords who feed on enslaving souls, which is dangerous

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then it starts waging war on Heaven with the benefit of sheer numbers? Which is why they have those exterminations.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 50 hours till someone gives the full finale links here?
    I think we can assume.

    https://howlongagogo.com/date/2024/february/2

    That's above 50 hours, but you can use that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read report that said a day earlier, it might be only 24 hours from the time this of this post till release.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way, the official account hasn't even posted a trailer yet

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you guy fix and make the show sense?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      First I'd start by rewriting your post to make sense.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay do it then.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn we need to start trolling people if only to keep a proper etiquette around here

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    do someone have the leaked episodes 1 & 2 to download?
    mega links are deaded than helluva threads
    if someone have them saved, would appreciate a link
    (wont watch garbage prime stream nor I will give any money to those frickers)
    thanks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, torrents are still a thing

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    feetgays seething

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr. how could they miss such a big opportunity?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do people in this day and age not have Amazon prime simply for the free shipping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never bought anything through amazon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had it for that for like a year or two before I even knew it came with Prime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simple, somebody else in the family has it so I just ask them and I only rarely order shit anyway.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so just log in with your family account account and watch the gay hell show

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok anon, we all know you're gay, so your family probably knows too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          all user profiles are already used up

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Heaven / Hell a metaphor for high school?
    >be bad at school (20 years), suffer for 80 remaining years because you didn't start on the right path in school (which would have led to nice job, so on)
    >be bad in life (100 years), suffer for eternity because you didn't start on the right path in life
    Vivziepop is so insanely talented.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid deer, needs mating press correction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is probably my favorite character. His design is completely ridiculous yet moments like him explaining why it's important to keep a smile make him feel more grounded. Yes, he keeps that smile almost permanently plastered on his face and carves into deer carcasses for breakfast while sitting by himself in a pocket bayou. The only things keeping him from being a complete Gary Stu are people not caring he was gone for 7 years and being under Lilith's thumb. Otherwise, he could be great.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Lute laugh contemptuously when Charlie says "I was told not to trust in angels [by Vaggie]"?
    Wouldn't Vaggie be the best placed person to say not to trust in angels since she was herself betrayed by another ange?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe from her perspective vegana is the traitor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's ironic. Vaggie hid the fact that she was an angel from Charlie despite them being in a relationship for years. Duh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      heaven gained another angle today

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie dumps and fires Vaggie when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you think veggie will be gone forever? Will we get more screen time for valuable characters?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No she'll probably die to save Charlie from a stab in the back by Lute.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im ok with that

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post yfw leaks are finally 100% confirmed after 7 and 8

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This doesn't even feel like Hell and Heaven.

    It's just "le kewl kids klub" (Heaven) who are all snooty and condescending, but don't manifest any higher morals. Incidentally, they made sure it come across as WASP-ish, with the denizens wearing polls and son. Then you have "le rejects club" (Hell), where people aren't fundamentally that evil (just cartoon-tier villainous in that they're always fighting). Naturally, all the gays and troons identify with Hell because they were bullied and ostracized all throughout high school.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they were bullied and ostracized all throughout high school.
      isn't it the opposite these days?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucifer has the best singing voice

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda dismayed they're going to drag out the "Vaggie is an angel?!" thing into the episode and eat up runtime with that when you know it's so easily resolved, (and Charlie shouldn't be just dismissing her without explanation, or holding a grudge about it, it's just not in her character). I hoped it was just the soap opera pre-advert 'big face' that doesn't matter after the ad break but they just want to make sure you don't change the channel:

    ?t=3922

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just acting mad towards vegana so she can cheat on her with that pedobait grey angel, then pretend like she only did it because she was mad and felt betrayed.
      >sorry vegana, I was just going through a real tough time. you forgive me right :)?

      Typical woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably not, if I had to guess Ep 7 is Alastor dragging Charlie off to Rosie for whatever reason.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosie

        Christ not another new character.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, it's just Lilith in disguise.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So who the ducks Rosie?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's an overlord who runs a shop in cannibal town. She's in the pilot, overlord meeting episode, and mentioned in alastor's comic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also in the trailer, presumably Alastor recruits them after this latest teaser. Wonder if Charlie has to make a deal for it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's an overlord who runs a shop in cannibal town. She's in the pilot, overlord meeting episode, and mentioned in alastor's comic

              Also in the trailer, presumably Alastor recruits them after this latest teaser. Wonder if Charlie has to make a deal for it.

              She's gonna be the real Lilith

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Female bondage? On a Vivzie project? Impossible, just male bondage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          we've seen her in the 3rd episode and she's been
          well-known/described as a good friend of al's

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where, and when has that ever been said in show?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >oh the boon (and agony) of following this series for ages prior to its release
              🙂

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so I have to do homework to understand the plot.

                Christ.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's not new, you saw her already during the Overlord meeting.

          Calm down, it's just Lilith in disguise.

          Ehh. Sole thing pointing to that is that per some old-ish lore she didn't die to end up in Hell. Same old lore suggests she's not even high up on the power scale for the Overlords, who are comically weaker than Lilith.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad its doing well. the only thing that can frick it up is if they diverge from the source material.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you, y'know...stupid? the entire series is Vivienne Medrano's universe loosely based on apocryphal Judeo-Christian works. The whole Source Material is a mess of different books that the Catholic church felt wasn't "canon" to their narrative when they compiled the bible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's based loosely on the abrahamic mythos with some traits of various other mythos like even some lovecraftian stuff.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit thinks that Adam got sent to Hell originally but Divine Intervention (God, Nepotism) would not allow the first human to be a fricked up failure who would end in Hell. So God(tm) juiced Adam so high with Black/White energy he's beaming gold including his face/halo/all his magic conjuring have been exclusively golden. Remember Hell is Forever the extra dance group? All of them were golden.

    If there is a big face reveal for Adam it's gonna be he's become almost a robot. There's stuff like no one asking about Eve or even asking why Adam doesn't have animosity towards Lucifer for letting him have the apple from Eve as well. His background is super shaky, maybe this Adam is really a bot clone of the real one who was sent to Hell to begin with.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still working on the idea that eve's the big bad of the series.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s been leaked.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh is she doing it because she wants to burn down heaven and hell for ruining her life.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is the leak? I've heard it talked about but I want to see it myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or Adam is simply a uncorrupted human who wears a specially made brainwashing mask to forget about his awful past and to allow him to kill his own sons and daughters in Hell.

      These other theories are just why????

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. God, founder of Nepotism

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this in Hazbin Hotel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are no men like that in hazbin.
      the closest would be...
      lucifer/Lilith pre split.
      charlie/husker ehhh...
      charlie/basically anyone.
      if Viv wasn't a massive fujo what you posted wouldnt be as impossible as it currently is

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the Vees are gonna be the main villains of season 2, I wonder if we're gonna finally see him too? I hope so since that also means more Cherri Bomb. Lute's voice actor also teased she was recording for season 2 so we know for sure Lute is still gonna be alive next season.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just imagine how anilingus and cunnilingus or french kiss would feel with a tongue like that...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he's Cherri's abusive father or something? He's also known as the demon hunter so I assume he's gonna be the Striker of Hazbin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        her line in Addict makes that weird.
        >girl you fell in love, but you fell deeper in this pit
        *cuts to him reflected in a puddle*

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          True. Maybe it was her abusive partner in crime or boyfriend that lead her on a crime filled path which also dragged her down to hell eventually? I'm sure we'll see him though since Viv really likes to tease upcoming characters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Cherri-Bomb will join the hotel because Sir Pentious is in heaven.

            only schizos and yuriBlack folk
            [...]
            >instead of a pocket dimention with proper animal habitats or some shit
            >has exactly that
            >name the multiple pocket dimensons a zoo because they're not nerds

            >Forget to give Adam’s mask and clothes any blue colors, it looks far better
            Less is more, Viv.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So Cherri-Bomb will join the hotel because Sir Pentious is in heaven.
              In general I hope she has a bigger role in the next seasons, she's so fine.

              She may also join the hotel if Pent survives and wants to fug him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cherri should become she has some addictions to quell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She definitely needs to be bred well and put in her place by none other than Sir Penty

                The forshadowing is already there with Angel inviting her and her being like - I'm totally fine! They also forshadowed the same with Mimzy with Al inviting her over. Not sure why women play hard to get.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl I kinda wish Alastor in the show acted more like he did in the Hunicast streams where he was a dad-joke spewing unhinged goofball who didn't give a frick about anything and caused problems on purpose

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that exactly what he does though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is a serious character, will probably be the key to resolving and pushing forward whatever conflict there will be in the last eps, according to his keikaku. This is the most conniving character across HH/helluva boss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ngl I kinda wish Alastor in the show acted more like he did in the Hunicast streams
      I haven't seen these and Google is just returning AI generated reviews of the show. Link?

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if that is supposed to be earth on the left then why is it destroyed and red? Mars origin theory?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s hell, now that you point it out it makes no sense how it’s viewable from there

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it makes no sense how can they see hell from there
        its a deliberate mistake because it's not a mistake. It's a mistake made on purpose because the truth is a secret that the show is blowing wide open.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the harvest moon from a different angle?
      Not sure it's worth thinking about too much, chances are it's just another dimension or different location in the universe entirely from Earth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imo its entirely different location, might be their moon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        theory is that they are all on earth and the purges are to kill the half demons which is why Carmilla Carmine is worried about keeping the "blood off her face" and protecting her kids who are obviously mixed breeds. as compared to Vaggie who is obviously mostly heavenly like Carmilla.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does Charlie think of Mommy's pet?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam has got to be the stupidest person on Heaven for being in charge of keeping the Exterminations a secret only then to expose it anyways and not even think about the consequences.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does seem moronic yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >multiple attempts at the cool S
        he's literally me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stick it to the man, 5 words
        I wanna be the guy, 5 words

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not like anybody in heaven knows whats happening in hell, nor cares about it. Its like, shit is going down in iran, syria is burning, but I have my doubts if the average american can name even half of the wars US is involved in currently

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theory:
    >Pilot Adam replaced the original general of Heaven and was intiallly far more stoic, scary, and angry.
    >Final Adam was rewritten to be more casualized, goofy, and fun, but subtly depressed and Joe Biden-like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >joe biden-like
      you mean senile?

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like characters who are moronic for the sake of being moronic.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Pentious still has a crush on Rosie or if that was shitcanned for Cherri x Snake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also thank god the show was basically in development hell for such a long time, these old plotlines are basic as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if we'll still see "Challenge Day" as a concept in the series. Seems like the perfect opportunity for Husk and Angel to get their souls back.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the hell is Maxine?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Carmilla Carmine. You can see in the pic that she's even hanging out with Zestial.

            What if the extermination was canceled by Adam.

            Based on leaks I think Adam is gonna die. With that they're also gonna cancel the extermination.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's missing the horns.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah. This thing implies that Adam will have drastic changes in episode 7 and 8, and still be with Lute.
              I’m betting that maybe Velvet and Charmine die. With the former being done by Nifty for Alastor to mess with Vox and piss him off. And the latter getting ordered fo kill herself by Pentious as that would be the only way for him to kill an angel like her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sovlful Lute

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Killing Velvette or Camilla off is going to do nothing for me. We were just introduced to these characters and I’m not autistic enough to know all of Vivziepop’s pre-show lore so I know nothing about either of them. Adam has had more of a presence throughout the show so far and has been directly antagonistic towards Charlie so that’d at least be the smarter decision.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Killing Velvette or Camilla off is going to do nothing for me.
                That’s part of the point why Nifty killing one of them off is a total nothing burger. With Adam, there’s an actual backstory to be really sad about (him blaming Eve when Cain kills Abel, and them breaking apart).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The staff were Cherri x Snake simps and Adam x Lute simps.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adam x Lute simps
        Proof?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rosie seems like a classy lady. Much more deserving of Pentious than Herpe Bomb.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much you bet Charlie recruits demons to amass a defensive force, with the knowledge on how to kill angels be a way to disarm the conflict, but Alastor turns the plan around and goes on a angel killing spree.

    Emily will view Charlie negatively as she was in charge of the hell army, and season two will be about proving once and for all sinners can be redeemed and make Emily see reason while Sera can gaslight her again. The biggest obstacle to showing heaven their redemption: The Vees.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHY

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hasn't the hotel become a wayward house for Val's prostitutes yet? He's clearlyabusive but there's NO WAY it's limited to just Angel Dust, so why isn't the hotel filling with sinners wanting to "redeem" and escape him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends what contracts they have. We'll assume Val has contracts on their souls and they could be more restrictive. Angel's contract was done a while ago and maybe that's why it's not as restrictive and also why it's limited to the porn studio only. In the Loser Baby moment we can see how Husk is more tightly bound implying Al has complete control of his soul. Angel's rope is more loose.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Val drugs his victims with his saliva pheromone shit or whatever, making them not want to leave.

      She's missing the horns.

      Her old design looked like that, she's even in the opening shot in the pilot. She's also the ballerina demon in the 2024 show, which means she still has the dancer theme.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Val drugs his victims with his saliva pheromone shit or whatever
        that's stupid hot what the actual frick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup he does it all the time. Especially in Angel's poison music video you see how it's either his red saliva or the smoke he exhales is red, which drugs not only Angel but the other porn staff cast members. It seems it also makes the eyes of some of them glow red.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you not paid attention what Lucifer says when Alastor kills those sharks?
      The reason why Lucifer is depressed is not because his daughter only, but hell as a whole is filled with dipshits, who are ungrateful, and every time he tried to make things better for them and tried to "fix" them and hell overall they ruined it. Wast majority of them thinks of Charlie's idea as a joke and don't respect the princess of hell either. They literally only respect violence.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's his problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith holds his testicles in a comically tight vice grip, and his only way to get back at her is through mildly annoying Charlie and Lucifer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well he at least confirmed that is his poker face. We've only seen it slip occasionally with eye twitches.
      Still not sure if there's much more behind it all, potential leash by Lilith and stuff.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fujos keep shipping him with various twinks

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Alastor a deer in the first place
    The only reason I think is because he is probably be a wendigo because of him being a cannibal, but everything else doesnt track

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got shot in a deer hunting ground while handling one of his victims or some shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that the actual reason or some random theory made up?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Faustisse elaborated on this on their own separate stream, by stating that Alastor had been shot in the head by a hunter while attempting to bury a body on a hunting ground. The red 'X' on Alastor's forehead, seen glowing in the pilot when he uses his demon powers may be a visual reference to this.
          The red X is maintained in the actual show.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The webp guy does't get bullied on twitter enough he should be bullied more for making me go to a converter website

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of Faustisse's claims are dubious and not canon but this one seems to be pretty accurate since she was long time friends with Viv and she did know a lot about the story. Either way we'll probably get something in this vein.

            >give show a shot
            >enjoy snake an adam the most
            >immediately after find out leaks say those in particular die
            just my luck

            Snek will live since the anon only mentioned how he sacrificed himself for the pussy, so my guess is that he does get it in the end. Or that's just my copium speaking. Or if Snek somehow ends up in heaven it's the perfect plot point to showcase that it's possible to redeem a soul n shieeet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a common trend of Sinners having traits from the things that killed them in life.
          >Lyle Lipton was smashed by a Piano so his teeth are Piano Keys.
          >The Camp Counsellor who was murdered by putting holes on his boat and drowning is a Water-themed Sinner.

          The fact that Alastor was killed by someone taking him for a deer and he looking like ones makes sense.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alastor was inspired by alucard
      >alucard is dog-themed
      >need an animal motiff for original character donut steel
      >deers are cute
      r8 my theory

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to something viv said in some livestream, its because he was burying one of his victims and got shot by a hunter who mistook him for a deer.

      why he was burying a victim instead of eating them if he was supposed to be a cannibal before death, nobody knows

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We better still get an episode where Husk goes to save Angel in the wild west of hell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 2 most likely. I imagine the exterminator plot will end with Adam dying, so they just focus on the personal subplots working their way toward redemption. With occasional overlord stuff for shits and giggles.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dosen't it feel strange to lower stakes so hard after literally fighting a war with heaven?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it seems about right. They beat one obvious and easy antagonist, a brief reprieve from big action comes after it with a new Heaven antagonist (Speaker of God, prolly) and a Hell antagonist (whatever the frick Roo is now) are the future big villains.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that Viv recently said that the Vees are season 2 antagonists
            I wonder how are they going to fulfill that role tho, since currently they are hardly a threat due to how op charlie, lucifer and alastor are

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but do you want a nonstop escalation like MCU shit? The pacing of this first season has been way too fast for everyone seemingly.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The pacing of this first season has been way too fast for everyone seemingly.
            That is specifically because they got into the heaven plot line right away while it should be like season 3 type of thing or maybe they shouldn't show heaven at all and keep it a mystery. Focusing instead on the hotel characters.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe not, but i just feel that going from a tight plot focused narrative with apocalyptic stakes straight to sitcom might be a painful whiplash for the audience

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dare question Viv's writing genius?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame Viv for shoving 3 seasons worth of material compressed into 8 eps

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The extermination was a great cliffhanger plot point to get people invested, quickly sweeping it out of the way in season 1 allows her to get to the actual core of the show, the redemption of the characters at the hotel. Reminder it was always planned to have the extermination time reduced so she was always planning this interestingly enough

          What's interesting is that this was always planned, ever since the earliest drafts of Viv's story for Hazbin as a series. As you can see here it mentions how the time for the extermination was shortened but for a different reason. My guess is that Viv used the extermination as cliffhanger bait in the pilot to get people hooked and at the end of season 1 the extermination will be cancelled completely, allowing her to focus on the story and redemption at the hotel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's fricking stupid.

            Having such a big plot point being the focus and then deciding to go back to what the show should always have been about is just insulting your audience.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Viv has always said that the show is about redemption and the themes that come around that. She jebaited everyone with the action extermination cliffhanger in the pilot and it worked so well.

              Reminder how Helluva Boss shifted to homosexual emotional drama in season 2 so yeah.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but even HB focuses on that shit not just constantly throwing new shit every episode, and even when they do they at least don't drown us in that shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We'll obviously still see heaven be a factor in the upcoming seasons and as a potential threat, we just don't know how much importance that will have since even in season 1 we barely get to see anything related to heaven. The Vees are gonna be the main threat in season 2 so I guess the focus will be the biggest dangers that need to be dealt with in hell itself, after fighting with heaven. The aftermath of the heaven battle and the cancellation of the extermination will have huge political ramifications in hell and Vox + the other overlords are gonna take advantage of that. Lute's voice actor teased she was filming lines for season 2 so who knows what role she has.

                >300k views
                Good to once again see confirmation of how popular this show is.
                Hopefully this means we'll be seeing less ugly western animation from here on out.

                Meanwhile the next amazon prime cartoon after Hazbin

                [...]

                >Lucifer is in the final musical act
                >Adam will be in the finale
                I wonder if Adam will also be in the song.

                The voice actors teased that everyone/almost everyone will sing in the finale so probably, let's hope so.

                This is gonna be such a wreck, you can't just go from a fricking Heaven vs Hell war to a wacky sitcom of demons trying be better without expecting people to go complaining about the sudden tonal clash

                Viv paranoia about this show not getting anymore seasons really is gonna come to bite her in the ass, Heaven stuff really should have been saved for season 2 or 3

                As I replied to the other anon, it seems that after dealing with heaven the next threat are gonna be the big bad players from hell, they're probably gonna gang up against the hotel and possibly even collaborate with heaven. Lute is also confirmed to return in season 2 so she could be a big threat too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is gonna be such a wreck, you can't just go from a fricking Heaven vs Hell war to a wacky sitcom of demons trying be better without expecting people to go complaining about the sudden tonal clash

                Viv paranoia about this show not getting anymore seasons really is gonna come to bite her in the ass, Heaven stuff really should have been saved for season 2 or 3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe Adam and Lute visit hell in the future seasons to straighten up the hotel guests, while Eve seethes and tries to ruin everything.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            After seeing this comment on Reddit on r/movies

            >The premise is honestly uninteresting. The show itself is great. The hotel itself is the worst part of the show. Everything going on around the hotel is carrying the show hardcore. The heaven/hell dynamic, Lucifer, whatever the hell Alastor has going on at any given moment.

            I wonder how that's turn up

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reddit is moronic
              in other news water is wet

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              not gonna lie, i agree, not because i think premise is bad, bust because it seems that writers won't pull it off

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I craved more hazbin discussion enough that i went to the hazbin hotel subreddit, but it was almost nothing but just the dumbest takes ever. and whatever happened to reddit being le atheist site? It seemed like a ton of the posts were christgays complaining that lucifer wasn't portrayed as evil and that nothing makes sense because stuff contradicts their view of the bible

              Other posts were insane fan theories that had no basis in reality and people missing the most obvious shit and getting confused. Never again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems about right. And after that in seasons 3/4 we can focus on Roo/Eve or whatever the final final big bad of the show is. It also really depends if we will get only 3 seasons like initially planned or if she wants to do another one.

        Helluva Boss has 4 seasons planned in total so I can see her doing the same for Hazbin in the end, if the show is successful enough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Killing Adam to “end the extermination” is extremely dumb and underestimates how much more determined the angels will be to kill every sinner there and then.
        Not to mention, it’s literally Adam, their dad that only lives in heaven.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you keep saying this shit about Adam being the dad of everybody, and absolutely nobody else seems to view it that way. Nobody. He's actively fricking people. His whole rant is that he gets tail sometimes and is a misogynist. Are you suggesting this great dad is fricking his distant daughters?
          Adam isn't some sort of a dad figure, he's an extremely distant relative who appears to have been going on secret genocides out of boredom.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There’s plenty of non-human angels for Adam to bang in heaven and literally everyone in Hell is absolutely awful, murder happy, rape happy, and literally eat each other up.
            Give the redeemed sinners the only parent who will be in Heaven to great them, Adam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Multi-language skills" is such a clunky way of phrasing it. I wonder if this plotline was what inspired the Helluva Boss western episode where Stolas gets kidnapped and tied to railway tracks but then only stabbed instead of getting trolley problem'd

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I miss Stolitz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Viv
      Well we don't!

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far what we know about season 2. The Vees are the main villains and we're also gonna see some of the human backstories. Kinda curious how well the musical aspect of the show is gonna blend in with that.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give show a shot
    >enjoy snake an adam the most
    >immediately after find out leaks say those in particular die
    just my luck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "We can kill angels ha had isn't that lovely my dead! Time to put some of that Moringstar family energy to work!"

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love that he touches her boob.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are we even talking about
    Some crackprostitute who fricked up already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He blew his chance like the wienerS in his mouth
      This discussion is senseless and petty

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no question to be posed
        He's unholy, case closed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you forget that hell is forever?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Hell is forever then Heaven's a lie then Heaven must be a lie!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down Emily

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Total gay death purge em all

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just know that these two used to hate-frick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vile and Blasphemous!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i want to see Lute trying to molest Vaggie, turning homphobic when she resists, throwing slurs and shit, but still presisting

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They have such a bitter exe's energy it's unreal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't people ship Lute with Loona?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't people ship Lute with Loona?
                no?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >By: Chris Chan

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not god king JustinRPG
                Lame

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                only schizos and yuriBlack folk

                why the frick is there a fricking zoo instead of a pocket dimention with proper animal habitats or some shit
                it's heaven viv, use your fricknig brain

                >instead of a pocket dimention with proper animal habitats or some shit
                >has exactly that
                >name the multiple pocket dimensons a zoo because they're not nerds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lute forcefully pulling you in for a kiss

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lute when she sees Litlith

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adam should’ve been grey, black, and gold.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Love my cute homophobe wife I wonder if she’s racist too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vile and Blasphemous!

            Imagine if the whole homophobe thing was just an act and she and Vaggie secretely fricked on a daily basis ha ha ha wouldn't that be funny?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lute would never! Not in the musky locker room after a particularly exhausting extermination! Their uniforms soaked in blood and sweat. Not in the hot steamy showers as they grasp for the soap! Their slippery bodies rubbing against each other. Not in the barracks as they fight for the top bunk! Their night gowns open and flowing, pheromones wafting through the air, with easy access to their moist drooling

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I loved when Lute starting singing because she sounded /pissed/, her VA did an amazing job conveying righteous fury and disdain for demons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He blew his chance like the wienerS in his mouth
      This discussion is senseless and petty

      YTP where confused Lute keeps cutting people off with “what are we even talking about?”

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >distant angry Lute noises
        >What are we even talking about?

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how big will the fight with the exterminators be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they need a command to change or will they automatically go nuts if Charlie is in danger?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor's voice actor mentioned how it's worth watching the final ep. on a large screen since it's quite a spectacle. Viv's studio spindlehorse did the animation for the episode themselves so I won't be surprised if it's Helluva Boss levels of quality or close to it. It will be pretty big. Look at the teaser from General Pentious' card, I think it's gonna be crazy.

      Do they need a command to change or will they automatically go nuts if Charlie is in danger?

      I remember Viv mentioning how they're so small because they were meant to be plush toy sized when she was a child. Their true purpose was to always protect and serve her so I assume any danger results in haram mode.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, looks like Charlie might actually join the fight too, maybe.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucifer will too, his voice actor mentioned how he joins up in the final musical act in the show so that means we'll see him in action. Oh and that anon mentioned how he shapeshifts around in the battle, should be kino as frick.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lucifer is in the final musical act
            >Adam will be in the finale
            I wonder if Adam will also be in the song.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pitchfork
          thats a trident they use those for fishing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Super Demonio Cuerno Charlie will happen
          I'm excited, lads!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Super Demonio Cuerno Charlie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Carmilla's card is an upskirt shot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's a dancer ballerina demon and she has heavenly deadly sharp shoes so it makes sense that she fights with her feet.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i want her legs on my neck

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Super Demonio Cuerno Charlie will happen
          I'm excited, lads!

          We'll obviously still see heaven be a factor in the upcoming seasons and as a potential threat, we just don't know how much importance that will have since even in season 1 we barely get to see anything related to heaven. The Vees are gonna be the main threat in season 2 so I guess the focus will be the biggest dangers that need to be dealt with in hell itself, after fighting with heaven. The aftermath of the heaven battle and the cancellation of the extermination will have huge political ramifications in hell and Vox + the other overlords are gonna take advantage of that. Lute's voice actor teased she was filming lines for season 2 so who knows what role she has.

          [...]
          Meanwhile the next amazon prime cartoon after Hazbin [...]

          [...]
          The voice actors teased that everyone/almost everyone will sing in the finale so probably, let's hope so.

          [...]
          As I replied to the other anon, it seems that after dealing with heaven the next threat are gonna be the big bad players from hell, they're probably gonna gang up against the hotel and possibly even collaborate with heaven. Lute is also confirmed to return in season 2 so she could be a big threat too.

          What if the final battle is going to be crazy because it turns out that the overlords made secret deals with Adam that gives him and the angels the will to slaughter the sinners of hell (the exorcist mask), in exchange for protections, so mid-battle, Velvet and others will betray the sinners.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do think the Vees will collab with heaven, it may even be one of the main plot points in season 2. Even on the inactive Voxtagram/Instagram accounts of the characters the staticmoth couple teased they went on a business trip to heaven so yeah. Not sure if Adam will be involved or if he will just be killed at the end of season 1.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Look at the mask Adam and the Exprcist wear. He already made a deal with Vox to get them. So I think the main goal of the final battle is to turn them off

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I've seen that theory too but Vox hasn't been around in hell forever and the exterminations have been happening for a long time. But it would make sense that the Angels upgraded their tech with Vox tech as a more recent development, to kill more sinners, which also benefits the vees if the souls of the other overlords are killed while their souls are spared.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Adam was the one of the strongest beings in Heaven (being the only truly pure human as intended); but they couldn’t get him to lead armies/exterminations until they had access to Vox’s brainwashing technology. So that’s why Adam doesn’t seem in control of himself and acts like a clueless Joe Biden that needs Lute to help him out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the leaks, Lucifer will keep transforming in different things during the fight so this will be fun to watch

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hooves

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M.I.A
    Where is she

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure what to make of this ray gun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey he's just a rip off of blackhat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        blackhat fricking sucks
        literally coldsteel tier

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >300k views
    Good to once again see confirmation of how popular this show is.
    Hopefully this means we'll be seeing less ugly western animation from here on out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a chance, low budget high returns, usually.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hopefully this means we'll be seeing less ugly western animation from here on out.
        it took around ten fricking years to make this show a thing

        We'll obviously still see heaven be a factor in the upcoming seasons and as a potential threat, we just don't know how much importance that will have since even in season 1 we barely get to see anything related to heaven. The Vees are gonna be the main threat in season 2 so I guess the focus will be the biggest dangers that need to be dealt with in hell itself, after fighting with heaven. The aftermath of the heaven battle and the cancellation of the extermination will have huge political ramifications in hell and Vox + the other overlords are gonna take advantage of that. Lute's voice actor teased she was filming lines for season 2 so who knows what role she has.

        [...]
        Meanwhile the next amazon prime cartoon after Hazbin [...]

        [...]
        The voice actors teased that everyone/almost everyone will sing in the finale so probably, let's hope so.

        [...]
        As I replied to the other anon, it seems that after dealing with heaven the next threat are gonna be the big bad players from hell, they're probably gonna gang up against the hotel and possibly even collaborate with heaven. Lute is also confirmed to return in season 2 so she could be a big threat too.

        You people sure love to crush my dreams.
        At least there's a precedent for this sort of thing working now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >At least there's a precedent for this sort of thing working now.
          The soulless corporate shit will stay pozzed for the foreseeable future. Helluva Boss, Hazbin and heck even The Amazing Digital circus will signal boost that it's ok to have cartoons that don't look like fricking shit, but the actual effects will only be felt in a few years unfortunately.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hopefully this means we'll be seeing less ugly western animation from here on out.
      it took around ten fricking years to make this show a thing

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have searched around all over the place and cannot find out any details about these leaks. can someone give me a link or a QRD?

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stopped smiling
    deerbros?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie should cheer him up with some sex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cheated and posted something cursed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks so homosexual and gay that I can't even compare it to anything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a transition in his words!
      The only way to break his smile would be to break his jaw!
      Viv told us so!

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    /r/ art anons to make this Lute please
    >angry Lute noises
    or
    >what are we even talking about
    in the text bubble
    mask and/or maskless version(s) would be appreciated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yay! Thank you anon ^_^

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          np

          Based
          Nta but make an Adam version

          Now a masked version pls?

          nah sorry, need to sleep soon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Nta but make an Adam version

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now a masked version pls?

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many episodes should the show have gotten?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think 16 would be fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      16 sounds better, they're trying to cram too much into not enough time. Doubling it would allow the various plot threads and character developments to breathe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      enough that they could have 1 song an episode like in phineas and ferb

  67. 3 months ago
    Hazbin Hotel Episode 7 Sneak Peek
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be Eve
      >Look like this
      >Get replaced by smaller angel girl with a smaller butt and pancakes for boobs.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    charlie going clip clop through the house

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you expect from God, if you think he/she will even appear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capital H or S in that He/She, friend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god is definitely not showing up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it will ruin the show if He shows up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if god shows up I'd imagine he's pretty hands off and playing 10D chess to cuck Roo out of her whole "lol evil" goals in the most ironic manner possible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sera was concepted as being under the "Speaker of God" (which by abrahamic / juedo-christian apocrypha would be Metatron), so at the very least they will mention him. Likely they'll say that God is busy keeping the Universe and the whole of "Creation" in balance / stable, so he can't intervene. Same goes for Yehoshua (Jeezuz) who's likely busy "preparing for his big comeback / end of times, or something along those lines"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you expect from God
      him to say a lot of curse words or make dick jokes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as he’s disembodied I think Viv’s god will be safe

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he reveals angels can actually be killed
    >the final is a giant battle where the Vs, the hotel crew, and Lucifer slaughter Adam and his bawds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would think many of the overlords. Isn't the dino lady Lucifer's enforcer or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think he has enforcers, he hates hell and never ineracts with it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Word of god is that she is his bodyguard. Which I assume means that he gets her to beat people up when he doesn't want to deal with it so he can play with his dolls

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What would the most powerful being in Hell even need a bodyguard for? He's an angel with all his powers still there, seemingly, he's probably a living blessed weapon in that if he wants to, he could perma-killl a sinner by hand. I mean, it's incredibly based to see a giant snu-snu dinosaur and decide you want her to hang around you at all times, but as a bodyguard? Really?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              For the reason I just said. Yeah, Lucifer can delete any demon from existence. Does he want to deal with that shit all the time? No

              He probably also likes hanging out with her if he picked her for that job

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Hazbin wiki doesn't seem to even have a page for her, can you link the wog?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Giant dinowife

            >he true demon form is just an actual giant kaiju godzila

            That would be pretty based

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His bodyguard although she also owns the bar from the pilot. One assumes that if he fights then so will she.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't that prove Sera correct and heaven immediately goes all in on wiping out all of Hell?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought about this. To me the good writing version of season 2 would be heaven backing off but not trying to work together with hell due to being freaked out over a bunch of angels being slaughtered. Meanwhile the cast decides to keep working on trying to improve sinners while there is drama in hell with the Vs and so on

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most probable cause for Heaven not doing that is the Speaker of God showing up to slap the shit out of them for failing to follow God's directives this much, and telling them to halt exterminations until further notice. We're yet to get to see the Speaker, watever the frick that may be, while it sure was mentioned in Sera's cast note. Seems like a ripe opportunity.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor shows up day 1 to the hotel
    >loudly introduces himself to everyone as a guy who has cone to help because he wants to laugh at them when they fail
    >makes sure to still be saying this a week later to Vaggie, almost as though he wants to positively confirm to the audience that this wasn’t retconned between the pilot and the series proper
    >couple months pass
    >Charlie repeats back this stated raison detre almost verbatim
    >he tells her basically “you don’t know me” and tells her not to assume things

    What the frick is this writing?

    Like, I understand that this is Vivzie calling attention to the “mystery” of why Alastor smiles all the time, but they coulda gotten there so many other ways without it looking like he is weakly trying to gaslight Charlie for no reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to have a maximum of four brain cells (likely less) if you didn't pick up that Alastor has always had ulterior motives for being there. He's just slightly lowering the facade and doing it in a way that makes Charlie trust him more and feel as though he's opened up a little.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then he should sound like he's walking it back, not like he’s pretending he never said it.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giant dinowife

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Destruction by snu snu.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still think eve is just a name adan put on eve just because he likes to put names on stuff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a name adam put on lilith*

      Why are they at the zoo?

      heaven has a zoo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of Adam's names. I really hope we get to see those characters.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would be both based and cringe but fun regardless

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pusscilla
        >Clitorissa

        Jesus fricking Christ I could actually feel my brain cells dying while reading that horseshit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't pretend adam is better than that

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Major Labianne too
          Turns out Vaggie's name is the least moronic after all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Labianne is my favorite, and it makes me giggle when I see it. The others are still trash.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              vegana means sheathe, so it is at least vaguely appropriate for a warrior

              Doesn’t this mean that Adam still misses Eve’s box and hasn’t moved on?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He moved on from Lilith to Eve pretty quickly, so maybe he likes all pussy. Even though every other female human is his grand daughter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even though every other female human is his granddaughter
                Lucky for him, that's no more incestuous than it is for any other human with each other.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To me, every other human outside my family is like my distant cousin. But for him, they are all descended from him directly, as his grandchildren. His situation is way worse.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn’t Adam be the reward for redeemed sinners? Since he is their dad. The loves him and has godly wrath against unrepentance? Like Jesus Christ, the second Adam.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adam never banged Lilith. He did bang Eve even after she was corrupted, so, it’s going to be really really really really sad when it’s revealed in season 2 when Adam finally let’s go of Eve completely.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            vegana means sheathe, so it is at least vaguely appropriate for a warrior

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to peg him so bad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he whimpers!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and spreads wings when he feels too good!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he did it with Lilith all the time - they need to get back together!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope they do, I'd love more to see content with them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          to see more content*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucifer is addicted to Lilith's big futa wiener!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          screw off trannie.
          yawn bawn. you know the drill

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not wanting your prostate to be stimulated by a tall succubi's throbbing wiener
            what a low test homosexual

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >those bleeps
    This feels so weird after watching Helluva Boss on youtube, where they are allowed to swear uncensored, and after watching Hazbin on Amazon, where they are allowed to swear uncensored. But for some reason when Amazon makes an ad and puts it on youtube, it has to be bleeped. I don’t understand the modern internet.

    Also really draws attention to how much the characters casually swear and makes it awkward and jarring. Usually the characters just sound like they talk like angsty kids, but when they shove in the bleeps it makes me painfully aware that I am watching a tv show that was written by angsty kids.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The demon's are going to fight back you know what that means hehe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not lesbian
      lame

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lute is heterosexual and does not engage in vile and blasphemous acts

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, Lute is a closeted lesbian that has lewd thoughts about Vaggie and other women (Viv told me)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's all fine and good EXCEPT she is my wife and I am a bepenised male man. Checkmate, atheists.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lute would never! She is a good Christian Angel exterminator who only gets into precarious situations with Demons who take advantage of her

              Deep down she's not that different from Vaggie, she's a carpet muncher bawd

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lute would never! She is a good Christian Angel exterminator who only gets into precarious situations with Demons who take advantage of her

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the sex like?

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real way to solve the heaven problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a joke, but this would probably work. Hell, it doesn't even need to be Charlie. Just dump a bunch of prostitutes on him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BDC (big demon wiener)

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emily.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=xfXmRK6wFgev3qTQ&t=131

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Charlie is bigger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to breed her so hard!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rocket barrage the hotel
        >orbital bombard lucifer's courtyard
        >SALT PENTAGRAM CITY LIKE SODOMA AND GOMORRAH

        Wouldn't that prove Sera correct and heaven immediately goes all in on wiping out all of Hell?

        only because she let that happen because of her paranoia almost like as if heaven was invaded in the past

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Worth it. I bet Angel feet and pussy taste like cotton candy.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of Baxter look at what Viv just liked on twatter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh they're bringing him back?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he was teased in Stayed Gone with Vox and Al.

        Why would anyone want to work for Vox or Val realistically? Vel I could sorta understand.

        If his soul is under contract in Husk/Angel style he doesn't have much of a choice.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty obvious. Pentious is going to die at the end of season 1 so Baxter can take his place in season 2.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please let Octopimp voice him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone want to work for Vox or Val realistically? Vel I could sorta understand.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if adam was ever fatter than he already is

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, do we call dibs on any of them? I'm claiming the guy on the bottom with a striped shirt, white head and yellow eyes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be or to fug? I'd be fox thing in top right middle, would fug cat girl in purple dress in lower left

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean either option is fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think a lot of the pilot sinners look better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how the red microphone guy from Val's porn studio is still here.

        I can’t imagine this old man being the sub 90 IQ frat boy we got in canon

        These are early episode drafts so it may mean nothing. But it is slightly sus how Adam has always worn his mask so far. Realistically it will lead to a comedic moment based on how handsome/ugly he is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Realistically it will lead to a comedic moment based on how handsome/ugly he is.
          Or a dramatic moment of seeing his utter sadness of seeing how most of his children turned out.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really believe if you you told the idea of sinners getting into heaven to Helluva Boss cast they would laugh in your face and say they deserve death

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joke's on the imps and hellborne weaklings since they have natural lifespans and after they die I doubt they go to heaven. Sinners can be immortal if they survive exterminations.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whose good in the bed room Sera or Lute?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute, she has the stamina and the lithe toned body cause she's a soldier.
      Sera just faffs about all day scheming about how to keep exterminations a secret from the rest of Heaven, and hiding plans...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet Emily got the energy and eagerness to learn.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >then redeem me, my dear.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why he so short

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's less awkward to crawl all over Charlie's bed and stay in the shot as a cheeky little midget.

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be imp
    >turn your head 90 degrees upwards
    >get back stabbed

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viv also recently liked this. Please don't bully Adam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      well duh, it's women divorcing him who are mistaken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a mistake because now he's free to get with Lute, duh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time to Adam to marry me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay Niffty

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I’m pretty sure Eve and Lilith are the same person or possibly clones of each other

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie saw Alastor in bed with Charlie, and ran away crying.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Emily in bed with Charlie
      Fixed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet sex with Emily would feel heavenly!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie saw Alastor in bed with Charlie, and ran away crying.

        Based cucked vaggie by best girl emily

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Charlie getting mad at Vaggie is stupid, Vaggie was exterminator but is doing everything for her gf-
    >"The person I've trusted the most, is been lying to me for YEARS"
    OH C'MOOOOOOON

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does he look like as a sinner

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adam actually being a demon/imp under the mask would be excellent. It sends Lute into confusion and conflict and is a direct parallel to Vag being secretly an angel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute seems the type of person to just directly call Adam's balls off if he actually was just a demon that snuck into heaven
      which might be how he dies I'm the finale

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >QC
      yep seems like it sadly
      [...]
      Seems possible but odds are he isn't just a butthole he has wings probably more just a design element to make him seem not so different.
      [...]
      I will say the LED eyes and mouth is a interesting choice but I like both just weird how intimidating he once looked

      It's a fun theory for sure. Plus his early design also has wings.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t imagine this old man being the sub 90 IQ frat boy we got in canon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep he feels a bit dragonish which fits more satan lol

        I can’t imagine this old man being the sub 90 IQ frat boy we got in canon

        Also yeah it'd be weird maybe he was originally more of a subtle sexist who just said random demeaning rude things.
        >Oh see this is why I preferred when woman did better things with their time, than coming up with childish ideas.

        Also who am I kidding viv and subtle don't mix lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also who am I kidding viv and subtle don't mix lol
          That’s why we never had any good hints about Adam’s depression and true feelings. For Viv, whenever Stolas, Adam, Angel Dust, or Blitzo get a bit personally emotional or comedic, their personalities must flip over like a burger.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            true really she's the worst of tell don't show. She has a character say it then they go right back to normal almost like a glitch

            >Adam: ...I..I miss my fricking wife Charlie, she was my other half and I loved her so much. I feel I do all this bullshit as a big facade because I can't cope with the loser I really am. I'm the only one of my family to have made it to heaven I..I'm s..so lonely.
            >Charlie: *reaches hand out to comfort him*.w...wow adam I didn't kno-
            >Adam: Ha bet you would feel bad for me you fricking bawd. Get out of my way so I can go crush some divine pussy. I'm making some cumdumps tonight frick I'm so awesome *puts on shades as a single tear falls down*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >She has a character say it then they go right back to normal almost like a glitch
              that’s literally how I operate irl

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heh, I do it more like I say it then gauge reaction then put the mask on.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heh, I do it more like I say it then gauge reaction then put the mask on.

                Anons... mean what you say and do what you mean. Stop with all that fake bullshit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seriously, you had to scratch by a few frames of animation to notice Adam being depressed and regretful about allowing the sinners to exist. Then infer heavily that Adam is sleeping around with many angels and naming angels after veganas because he misses his first vegana, Eve.
              So even the subtle details about his true nature are way too over-the-top and on the nose. So Viv has to wait for the very very very very very very last episode to have Adam open up his true feelings, which is literally the complete opposite situation with her other favorite overpowered dad with romance issues, STOLAS!!!!!!!!! The bird that was completely exposed in episode 2 of HB!!!! literally, ONE EPISODE, and Viv spills all of the beans of Stolas character instead of mid-season or close to the season finale.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like she's a moron with terrible sense of timing and you aren't wrong. stolas went from it's complicated and I want to do better to hahaha frick my wife and I'm a loose little sad boi. That'll be adam but the reverse, everything is great I'm the best high tes to I'm so sad and now gay I don't even like vegana really. I hope for adam's case he at least stays a bit of a dick because I'd rather he just dies if he becomes another pathetic redeemed background beta/softboi. Also yeah until this thread I didn't even notice any of this feel most of you only know because of the leaks

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd rather he just dies if he becomes another pathetic redeemed background beta/softboi.
                He’s going to be a softboi daddy of all sinners in the season 1 finale and you know it. Lute’s arc in season 2 is likely about actually being married to Adam and having to accept the fact she’s the step-mom of all sinners.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ha poor lute and adam from the best to basic ass characters.

                >I'm the only one of my family to have made it to heaven
                Would Abel not be up there? I do not know Christian mythology that well.

                Cain definitely isn't but adam is called the first human in heaven. Adam died at a fairly old age and most of his kids died before him and commited some form of sin or act that wasn't divinely perfect. So odds are he's the only one god allowed into heaven. Also in some lore adam's a high ranking angel and even a arch angel so he may have just got grandfathered in

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adam loved Eve and likely departed from her at some point because he blamed her for eating the Apple.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm the only one of my family to have made it to heaven
              Would Abel not be up there? I do not know Christian mythology that well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lute seems the type of person to just directly call Adam's balls off if he actually was just a demon that snuck into heaven
      which might be how he dies I'm the finale

      I would love to see my angy little zealot go on a rampage because Adam lied to her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam actually being a demon/imp under the mask would be excellent. It sends Lute into confusion and conflict and is a direct parallel to Vag being secretly an angel
      Not only that but it would mean Lute would come back with even more rage and vengeance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam actually being a demon/imp under the mask would be excellent.
      God was so lazy that the first few human were just slightly taller imps

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explains Lilith’s and Adam’s horns, at least

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explains Lilith’s and Adam’s horns, at least

        They don’t have them in the opening.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>use
    minorspellingmistake.gif

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know Alastor. What if someone sees us together

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we really sure vivz is trying to stop people from shipping this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's at least 3 other writers on the show besides Viv and the guy who also writes Helluva. Maybe these other writers ship em.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    smuglastor in the Princess' bed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he trying to seduce her?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lucifer shows up at the hotel
      >"I heard MY little princess was feeling down, so I'm here to CHEER! HER! UP!"
      >marching band materializes, a parade storms in throwing chocolates and flowers to Charlie
      >Charlie: "oh, uh, thanks dad, but I'm actually feeling a lot better."
      >Alastor: "yes, you see, I rectified her blues as soon as I could, which was quite soon since i was here already..."
      >Luci sulks, the parade vanishes in a flash.
      >Charlie: "oh, i almost forgot to say. Thanks, Alastor. You really pulled me out of a funk"
      >Alastor: "oh don't worry about it, Charlie! I'm happy to help! Besides..."
      >Alastor glares at Lucifer
      >Alastor: "I think I do my best thinking when in a princess's bed"
      >Lucifer's face twists into an unholy expression of anger or some shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Alastor asexual?

        [...]

        Reminder that Lute and Vaggie have the same body.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but he's just saying that to piss luci off

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but Lute has a cute little nose while Vaggie has a giant fricking schnoz. Also Lute is smart, sexy, and actually has personality. Vaggie is boring, frumpy, and bland.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think Vaggie's schnoz is cute. I'm a schnoz appreciator. Lute is cuter though. On a semi-related note, I want to see more of Lute trying to keep up with Vaggie onee-chan in their angel days.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Understandable, different schnozes for different causes. I could totally see this being a rivalry back in the day. Lute looked up to Vaggie, but saw what she became. Being an opportunist, she overthrew her but still kept tabs on her whereabouts. Finding out about her vile and blasphemous activities was not a fun experience for her

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Charlie and Vaggie break up? They have 0 girlfriend energy, they have pure "best friends" energy.
    Charlie/Emily when

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Based cucked vaggie by best girl emily

      I can only hope its soon. I bet Emily smells amazing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never
      According to the leaks, they make up and will share one big lesbian kiss that will save the day

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor randomly became a midget to crawl around in Charlie's sheets.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eric and Dylan arrive the Hazbin hotel
    What happens?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't. They immediately tried taking over some territory day 1 in hell, and got killed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should remake this but the Hell segments are now Hazbin inspired.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The infamous frame but with Lute and Adam instead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were they really evil?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know. Maybe just dumb, petty shitheads.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I haven't checked up on Hazbin porn in recent memory. I'm sure there's a lot of really hot good shit our right now, gonna coom so much it's unreal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy that Emily and Sera are getting new art.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heaven did nothing wrong actually

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already the third highest viewed video on this channel
    Lmao

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lute pegs adam regularly
    >she then gives aftercare

    it should have been me not him

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before this thread dies
    I want to grab Adam by his horns and peg him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous, but hot as frick though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blasphemous, but hot as frick though.

      Pegging Adam is for Lute

      >lute pegs adam regularly
      >she then gives aftercare

      it should have been me not him

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