New Homestar Runner Merch

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CRIME Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very few things induce an instantaneous purchase in me.. but the-h-star-the-h-star-r will do that for me.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so who did the bad homestar impression voice? was that mike?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't you watch the ad anon? It was (You)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mine's better than that!!

        I'm having a bit of a Mandela effect moment where I never realized Homestar had a propeller on his cap.

        when something is made of simple shapes like that, it's pretty easy to not see or think of it. and it's only visibly spun, like, once. well plus all those puppet homestar bits.

        [...]
        When you spin my buzzer it plays the theme from Night Court starring Richard Moll.

        RIP 6 feet 8 inches of quality actor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i love his bad voices so much. I think I actually quote them more than anyone
        >Steep.. prices... and trees!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having a bit of a Mandela effect moment where I never realized Homestar had a propeller on his cap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's understandable, he rarely uses it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's understandable, he rarely uses it.

      When you spin my buzzer it plays the theme from Night Court starring Richard Moll.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >+Spinnable Buzzer
        >When you spin the Homestar Runner puppet's beanie propeller, it does not play the theme from Night Court starring Richard Moll.

        I mean I understand it. I get why. But still.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This way you can sing-it-yourself whatever groovy 80s sitcom theme you want! Taxi, Barney Miller, even Airwolf if you're in the mood to be really on the nose about the propeller.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man that's some serious case of needing to join the five buck army.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the way it's drawn most of the time, it looks more like a bow tie on a comically small little hair tuft like a lot of old cartoon people had. like Zippy the Pinhead

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the Homestarmy?

        Do you has?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ is everyone on this board in their 40s?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gettin there
      i wish people our age were still hot, because i can't stand talking to anyone younger.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in 4 years, yeah.

        Makes me wonder how many of us have worked in the business too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what business is that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in 4 years, yeah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? Homestar is a 2000s webcartoon, you don't have to be THAT old to have experienced it during its golden years.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. You're right.
        I was studying animation at university when this show hit.
        We would all gather round a Mac and watch the latest episode every week.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love the parallel with the muppet show. total water cooler thing. it's the best.
          homestar really filled the comedy void after the simpsons sucked, and adventure time filed it after homestar went on hiatus. now we have nothing. occasional new funny shows come out, but they all get political or do recasting based on race or allegations, and it's just spoiled. Send my ass back in time, I don't wanna die here. I wanna die in my home soil of the old days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is full of millennials who never grew up (aka millennials), get used to it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only 30...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=4wyzswb8ZX21H_oa

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm starting to relate to bubs and coach z more every day

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Coach Z's got money! (ch-ching!) but not much!
            >I could use a daaler I could use a couple bucks!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh God, he's literally me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My cousin Louis, he's dead! My cousin Harold, he's dead!
            >And my back still hurts! And my knees still hurt! And my head still hurts!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter, homosexual? Not enough Digital Circus threads?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Read the thread queerbo.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make me, gaylord.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I turned 40 a few months ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Government ain't right!
      >Government ain't right!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So my escrow carried over into my lumbago, but then my sciatica started acting up!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 24 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel bad that you're statistically going to have to deal with the present day longer than I am

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I'm only 35. 36 next month.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I officially become a wizard in 6 weeks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember those days
        I even got on /soc/ to have a little pity party. had no idea how much worse things were a-gonna git.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember those days
        I even got on /soc/ to have a little pity party. had no idea how much worse things were a-gonna git.

        Any powers?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got the power of a continuing decline in health and aging past where my parents were in their late 40s.
          don't take heartburn meds, by god if I can get even one person to avoid that then it'll be worth it. you'll frickin ruin your life with those things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Really? I've had GERD (I think) since last month and I've been popping Nexium (esomeprazole magnesium) at least once a day.
            Had a really bad drinking habit for years so I figured I fricked my stomach up badly. Feels like there's something stuck in my throat all the time.

            I've woken up and puked stomach bile just from taking a sip of water or brushing my teeth before.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh god no, that's a proton pump inhibitor. Basically all of those have a huge class action lawsuit
              reflex sucks, but the fact is, you need acid. it's impossible to absorb the vitamins you need without it, let alone the medications you'll need if you continue taking that junk (As I found out the hard way). Best to just have a tums every so often, neutralize your throat, get a little calcium while you're at it.
              you're lucky actually, Nexium has a class action lawsuit for destroying people's kidneys. The one I took, no such luck. it seems like I'm the only one who reacted as badly to it. and yet, it's not hard at all to find medical studies with the same symptoms I have after taking it. stupid doctors.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a wizard yet, so no.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin Louis, he's dead. My cousin Harold, he's dead.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Front facing Homestar puppet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to do bad homestar impressions with my new pluppet

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In the moonlight, things get kinda kooky,

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    p cool
    but I want a new cheat fricking plz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right!?
      new the cheat. it doesn't have to talk, but it would be nice. I used to be able to do that voice, but my falsetto go byebye

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surely with fangamer resources it couldn't be that hard to do new kick the cheats?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i have to imagine there's a legal thing with whomever made the original, that they can't just let someone else do it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "Punt the Cheat" would be cutting it too close, huh?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              welllll I imagine they own the rights to 'kick the cheat' but the manufacturer might have a license on them saying 'the cheat dolls have to be done exclusively through us for X0 years"
              might. probably not, especially given how long it's been.
              I bet they're trying to figure out an economical way of doing all the Cheat Commandos.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just make the KtC and sell $10 addon clothes like they did for suit ralsei and cool glasses SB.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok so what's about Stomp The Sneak? is that good?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean surely the chaps kept the rights to making merch of their characters. Worst case scenario they need to have fangamer editions of the plush blueprints which shouldn't be that difficult i imagine.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              alls i know is that one chinese company did not do a good job on Bubs, and now that 'weird puppet bubs with a horn' has become an actual character, with a hilarious voice.. now we all want one. so they could have sold him. but if they did, that joke wouldn't work, so he wouldn't have sold.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's been long enough that i would buy a shark tooth bubs but yeah it would ruin the joke. Onion bubs maybe.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it also begs the question, does another company own a design they made by accident based on your instructions?
                and before you answer, that is literally how most cartoon voices are made. ask any of the actors, they turn a bad impression into a new character alla time.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If i remember, shark tooth bubs was some Chinese company's proof of concept to get the chaps to sign on with them to make merch but it was so hilariously terrible they posted it on the site.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah that's what I said

                alls i know is that one chinese company did not do a good job on Bubs, and now that 'weird puppet bubs with a horn' has become an actual character, with a hilarious voice.. now we all want one. so they could have sold him. but if they did, that joke wouldn't work, so he wouldn't have sold.

                here

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh right yeah

                >Coach Z's got money! (ch-ching!) but not much!
                >I could use a daaler I could use a couple bucks!

                ?si=Cm2weWMBMyF0rqDH

                Oh God, he's literally me.

                Give it time and you will find that everyone that fits in on this site will slowly and knowingly become more like coach z and the worst of us will unknowingly more like senor cardgage.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >puppet plush
    So there's a hole in his ass..

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there always was. I wish I could find the picture, where you can see up his skirt and his legs just bend into it like a void..

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seriously nobody has this picture? or remembers when we saw it? i think maybe he was sitting and his legs visibly bent upward into his hollow body

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homestar onahole

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Coach Z's speech impuddimuh would negate the TER-TI-A-RY curse? In the same way it once distorted a DELETED! ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >TORSH-I-ORY

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make more Disk 4 of 12 cowards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be fricking awesome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would be fricking awesome

      I really wanna see another Strong Play like what they did with Vampire's Castle.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's what disk 4 of 12 is, innit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Vampire's awake
        He's at your neck
        BECAUSE IT'S MID-NITE!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When we all get our homestar puppets in the mail, can we have a thread where each do our own shitty homestar impressions?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anon. yes. yes I am so with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm in on that. But i would love if they sold crappier puppets of the rest of the characters too so we can do more.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    El Barto

    ngl kinda wish they made it look more like the homestar puppet they had at home

    i'm still buying regardless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually closer than i expected. particularly the front-facing star. The head is just a little too wide, from the side. but I imagine that was so a human hand fit comfortably in it without making the puppet gigantic.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone cropped out the hand pointing to the viewer yet?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homestar somehow outlasted homestuck
      only the chaps

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what was that one convention intro video strong bad did where he's like "Can somebody tell me what Homestuck is?" like he didn't even make it into a "it sounds like Homestar got stuck" or any joke like that..

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