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unless she shows her breasts i dont care
what breasts?
unless she shows her ass i don’t care
I see you are a man of culture.
Yes papi. It's directed by a woman though so I'll keep an eye out to see if it's watchable or sucks. Weirdly, trailer is thrillerish but imdb calls it a comedy drama.
That's a must tbqh.
t. pedo
She literally has no breasts
>Cairo Sweet
Pulp novel tier naming
classic Bond girl name KEK
Jenna would make a good bond girl.
Ngl, I would love to bury my face in that bum
Maybe in some few years time for this guy.
He would make a good Bond.
True, for this generation's sensibilities, he'd be a good one. Ideally, Cavill would have been Bond years ago but I digress. He has a good body, great actor and can move like Connery.
How young does Bond have to be in your eyes? Craig wasn't the only aging Bond.
>Jenna would make a good bond girl.
Her head would make a good anvil.
She'd make a good Lydia in a Beetlejuice remake.
the sequel already finished filming
>Short
>Spic
>Not blonde
>Can't act even if it's just to pout or look sexy
Bond girl??
you're going to have a bad time watching tomorrow never dies
that short hair making her look like a little boy....yuck no thanks. she'll be hotter when she's like 30 with long hair
its a girl power fantasy movie
Lmao
>...together with xer non binary lover Zander Cain…
unless she shows her cooter while emoting believable as her character i dont care
I SHALL be watching, but I'll wait for the home release.
>NOOOO! YOU CANNOT FRICK YOUR STUDENT! WHAT ABOUT THE POWER IMBALANCE? SHE'S JUST EIGHTEEN! SHE'S A FORMER MINOR!
>SHE JUST TURNED 18 YOU SICK FRICK!
>SHE'S A FORMER MINOR!
my school has an explicit rule that teachers can't enter into a relationship with a former student as long as they are friends with current students (including through social media)
why? that deoesn't make any sense
homie, universities aren't free, parents pay out the ass to send their little precious prostitute to daughter and while they know she gonna get fricked by Chad and Tyrone while there, they don't want her teacher that is paid to teach her fricking her. It's just common sense.
This. If my daughter is gonna be ficked by anyone, it's certainly not gonna be some dead-end (('academician')).
>snood stars in a global phenomenon about the intricacies and beauty of the nuclear family
>jenna does more coomer slop
heh.
so many words to say "incest"
i bet her cairo is sweet if you can pick up what i am laying down here
Anon, did you drop something?
based, frick this square head mutt
>Half the scenes shows her thigs and feet
They know what they are doing, heh
They're making kino
Is she like 4'9?
Out of 10!
I will now watch your movie
>movie is based on real life events
kinore
Just imagine her soft little manicured hands working your throbbing wiener while she kisses your neck hnnnngggggg
GIW I had a Jenna daughterfu
She looks genuinely dejected. He must actually frick her.
> She just wants Daddy's attention.
> Daddy won't even spank little Jenna for being a naughty girl.
All latinas are like this with their dads. Its why their dads start farting around them to dissuade them.
He Zaddy af so I don't blame her tbh
t. straight black dude
>straight black dude
No such thing, not entirely.
*hits pipe*
no she doesnt. id surely frick her but the breasts aint it
Legs too short, wouldn't frick.
you are homosexual
>manlet cope
I prefer Susan Ortega
>get me Britany Murphy!
>sir, she's dead
>Smokes gays
Dropped
Why do they keep getting this guy to speak American
i'm constantly surprised they still make movies in that generic, straight to dvd/television style. It actually doesn't cost much to have an interesting visual style in your movie. Just a little bit of effort and planning
stop wanting to have sex with underage girls
weird projection. she's 21.
*claps* Anything *claps* under *claps* 25 *claps* is *claps* a *claps* child *claps*
No
She looked 14 in Wednesday, now she looks 34
>She looked 14 in Wednesday
Hollywood has distorted the perception of what 14 looks like by casting adults to play young teenagers.
Or maybe we just got desensitized to what adults actually look like because we're taught we're just big teenagers til we hit 30 and women wear make up all the time, either way, I couldn't even point out what has physically changed in her face to make her look older
All you have to do is find a pic of her actually at 14.
well...
Holy shit this mutt is ugly. It's like you took every bad chararistic of every race
reddit is already seething about it
I bet. I kept watching the trailer and not only is it about a 40+ year old male fricking an 18 year old but it’s about wrongful cancel culture as well kek
>written and directed by a woman
no way this isn’t gonna be pro-cancel culture
sauce?
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/18gvwpl/first_look_at_jenna_ortega_and_martin_freeman_in/
they'd explode seeing the papi webm
ROASTIE COPE IS REAL LMAOOO
this.
>NOOOOO YOU MUST DATE WOMEN YOUR OWN AGE!!! WOMEN LIKE... ME!
kek, I almost feel sorry for those redditards
Wow the entire thread is women
>women
They're all libtard 20-somethings with no lives and thus have no conception of complicated relationships.
the comment section is the definition of "completly unhinged"
It’s reverse Cinemaphile. Entirely women and deranged in the opposite direction.
roastie cope is real
strange how they're fine with jlaw grooming the teen boy in that movie recently
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What an insane homosexualy place reddit is
it's their safe place echo chamber and i'm not talking about their gaping veganas
>This sub is a BIPOC, LGBTQ+ and woman-dominated space
>BIPOC, LGBTQ+ and woman-dominated space
So... literally saying it just excludes straight white guys (other than the few slimy sycophantic virtue signaling ones). How do normies not see this? It's blatant and plain as day.
you are not part of the special club, you do not get to comment
simple as
these comments are hilarious. immense cope
Women used to wanna frick older men because old age meant higher status and more money
What happened?
they still do. those particular women writing those things are old and used up.
I have literally never seen a zoomette with an older man irl. Girls want good dick and a full head of hair. The rich older playboy meme is a fiction losers here use to comfort themselves because they didn’t get laid in high school. You’re not getting better with age.
ever been to europe? at least a third of the couples sitting at a decent restaurant have at least 10 years between them
just "groom" an 18 year old
meant for
Zoomers are admittedly a little different. Different combinations of tiktok and full time internet exposure has made them value youth more than literally any other trait. Dudes actively try to make themselves look younger at age 20. You're considered ancient at 23. They're an anomaly though I think
Some do and some don't, reddit is full of weirdos and overcompensating virtue signalers though.
They are doing pic related unironically
Millennial women are in for such an astounding reckoning when age really starts catching up to them.
Aren't they already there if they're coping on reddit?
Lmao
This is disparaging to adults with baby face syndrome. I hope this person was reported.
if I shave I look 17, I have Elijah Wood syndrome
maybe when I'm in my 30s I'll stop looking like a teenager
My father is bald, and 56, but still looks like a toddler when shaved. Same with my dad's brother. Growing a beard is the only thing that prevent this, it seems.
I wish I was beautiful like Elijah rather than just young looking, but then again, I definitely would have been groomed as a boy if I was
when my cousin was 17 she would go to the one club in town, and some sperg tried to hit on her by offering to buy her a drink and saying she looked 12
she wasn't impressed
the weird pearl clutching by unattractive women of saying that young women look underage is fricked up and is one of the least feminist things they could be doing
Lmao, roasties will forever seethe knowing that men prefer younger women. 100 percent sure this b***h is gross and is over 30.
>YOU SHOULD ONLY LOVE WALLED HAGS LIKE MEEEEE!!!
roasties are on a suicide watch
Since when reddit gotten taken over by roastie wine aunts?
when tumblr shut down they moved to reddit
You know what, I'll never date a chick whose 10 years younger than me since I can't relate to them due to the generational gap but I really want to do it just to spite these kinds of women, they seem like the type who would backstab their own friend when they have the chance.
>to the generational gap
10 years is hardly enough of a difference for a generational gap, to be honest
I don't have a tiktok account or play Fortnite
You ever work a job with women? There's always an older woman and a younger woman feuding with each other. They just hate each other for no reason and engage in the pettiest battles.
link some posts pls
checked
I misread martin freeman and morgan freeman
XD
When did she get such juicy thighs?
Please tell me she gets kidnapped
>The film follows a complex connection between a failed writer & his student where they eventually realize they’ve blurred lines beyond the academic.
how original
She looks very submissive
She is very submissive.
She is. Emma is clearly the dominant one in their interactions.
I watch movie for she
>jenna in a movie about a failed writer
twist that knife in jgirl
>her breakout role was playing jailbait in YOU
I will now watch your movie
10/10 shilling
How do you respond without sounding horny?
>sorry I don't frick grannies
That's gotta be awkward as frick to film.
>whole crew suddenly mouthbreathing
>well do you want to get fricked or not
it's that easy
>everyone wants to frick the 15 year old
Uhhh bros.... do they know?
They do and they use to their advantage on snap/insta
I met my girlfriend when she was 15, and we hit it off because I was the only guy who didn’t weird her out. She gave me her number because she thought I was younger than I was. It was awkward when we went on a date and got talking and she found out I wasr
you groomed her you sick predator
When dating a Latina, how do you prevent yourself from just living with your tongue buried in her butthole 24/7?
if hispanics are willing to spend thousands of dollars on hosting their daughters 15th birthday it can only mean she's being put on the market
is it wrong if she offers though?
>tfw now too old for a hebe/early to mid teen gf
>tfw now too old for a cougar
>tfw not rich enough/old enough for a millennial hag
life is suffering at 32
Go outside
if i knew you were coming i'd have baked a cake!
>young hollywood starlet causes the 30+ ready to settle down with 3 kids demographic to seethe
love to see it
This. A lot of these prostitutes are also single moms which decreases their value x10. Them being old decreases it some but an old hag can definitely just find a weird dude. Having the combo of old + single mom means it’s fricking over
These American neo-bolshevik kinos where handful of scriptwriters wank off each other about power dynamics in a completely asexual movie due to massive self-censorship are hilarious. There will probably be a stabbing towards the end because they have no idea how to finish it.
>These American neo-bolshevik kinos
>There will probably be a stabbing towards the end because they have no idea how to finish it.
Kek yeah I fully expect that when it comes to these types of movies.
I was in the pub and jenna ortega was at the bar abusing the barman and the cleaner and I told her to shut the frick up and kicked the stool underneath her to make a point and the entire pub began to shake and she emerged as a monster from some anime cartoon or something and I just got the frick out of there
Evil c**t needs to die
movie for pedophiles
>18
>pedophile
Tell me more about your 50 year old single mom girlfriend, anon.
She looks like a ghoul. I don't get people's attraction.
I don't think she's hideously ugly. She's just not that good looking at all. Moner mogs her in every way.
some people find monke attractive
i can not explain this phenomena
but for me its neuron acitvation
im high test, im attracted to anything with a feminine sexual energy
Fat white cat women hate her such a passion, kek.
She has homicidal Aztec eyes, the legal bpd daughter of a cartel goon. Forbidden fruit in a basket of rotten apples
She's hot.
I know a college professor who met his wife when she was his student like this. They are happily married with 2 kids. This is the way
he groomed her
why do they have such disdain for a "medicore" man?
All girls deserve a 10/10 no matter what
If a hot young girl (meaning a girl better than them) gets with a "mediocre" man, that means they deserve worse and they can't have that
I think "mediocre" is code for white in this context.
what women picture in their head when they hear white
Seems like it's gonna be shit but I'll watch anything with Ortega in it.
She's really starting to push the wall.
i only watch emma myers new stuff
me too the movie I will be watching and yes I am a virgin
It's a good year to be a Jenna king
We just keep winning
This actually looks pretty good. I'll probably pirate it so I don't have to show my face in the theater.
Martin bros?
i liked the hobbit movies and i wont apologize
So many mentally-ill types on x/twitter. Elon has to keep purging
WTF? Thought he was a woketard? Might actually watch this movie now.
Why they take so much issue with islam? The dogmatic religion of the sharia law.
Why are you all supporting society being cool with 40 year old men fricking teens? Doesn't that mean even less women you have a chance to frick and larger body counts on younger women?
Need more sexy latina legs
did jenna lose a fricking bet on this or something? is this a favor to some executive?
funny thing that this movie type makes women seeth
but also women are the only audience for it
>anti age gap propganda film except this time it's the young women who's dangerous and will ruin your life
>"you're the adult in this" even though she is 18
why are americans going so hard against age gaps between young adult women and older men?
Nobody normal really cares. They might see it as weird, but not illegal, or evil. Think of this as a B Plot to current_thing.
bump
bleached by old white man, its over latinobros, we are the new r/aznidentity
i'll watch it just for her
Do women really?
How old is this video? Did her time come?
Yes (time is the name of her dog)
>figure out what you want to do in life
not be a wagie
looks gay
Robert Z'Dar lookin ass
The best part: she smokes in the film, Cinemaphile thinks she looks sexy when she does that
Wife
is this the first movie where Freeman is taller than his love interest?
Dating 30 year olds really is day and night compared to 20 year olds. 20 y.o. are very demanding and drop you over the pettiest stuff. 30 y.o. will desperately put up with any bad behavior. If a date was going bad I would have a problem farting or burping in their face and they would do anything but nervously laugh because they don't have a choice.
>nervously laugh because they don't have a choice
most don't realize that yet and will try to shame you into being with them
I dunno mate women dont seem to change from 20-30. They will date the same bums that turn them on and get mad they cant find the right guy. Cant help these people.
bro what
It's called a "Trigger Warning". Welcome to modernity.
martin and his black teacher friend are the gillete razors meme
Always excited to see my girlfriend in a new movie. Hopefully she doesn't frick any Black folk in it. When I saw X I had to take a little break from her so she learned her lesson.
Ricardo Lopez?
Amazing how it was just one year ago that I was drunk cutting myself and crying while watching Wednesday
You're not doing that anymore I hope anon
Not until season 2 comes out
Most pathetic post itt
Most stable Wednesday fan
The text message one is pretty funny I guess
I waited til she was 18. She lost interest because i wouldnt make a move. She was 17. Waiting was a mistake
What's funny is that every woman who complains about that probably slept with older men in their youth and are salty they never committed
How does waiting until someone is an adult make you a predator? Not waiting would make you one. The problem with society is women think of stupid shit like this and now it's not socially acceptable to make fun of them for it
There isn't much logic behind it. It's just words that women use in hopes of shaming men into settling for old roasties (like the women who post those "memes")
it's a shame men especially young men take this anti-age gap shaming seriously. Even though zoomer girls don't, and making it more taboo makes it more alluring for them.
It is sad. Men need to understand that women use language differently than men. They don't think in terms of truth and lies, only what mouth sounds will get them what they want.
These are made by pajeets
She'll be waiting a long time
Lmao. Holy shit women are moronic. This is like believing a 10/10 chick will knock on your door asking for sex.
these women are too old to be doing tik tok dances
A bus will get you to where you're going if you actually check the bus stop schedule rather than getting on randomly.
British women are as ugly as they are stupid
Based woman encouraging girls to jump into expensive cars with strangers.
I don't want a lover I just want to be seen in the back of your car
That type of thinking is how this happens
>Women admitting they're naturally so insane that they have to medicate themselves to suppress natural hormones
grim
Why not adopt a child? There are kids who need help, and she could help them.
Not kidding she's a genuine 4/10. She should be thankful if a bus even stopped for her.
>want to date women 10 years younger
>also want to forbid daughter from dating older men because they'll just take advantage of her
why are men such hypocrites?
Who are you quoting, schizo?
I just date my own daughter. She's a younger woman and I wont take advantage of her. Solves both problems
Is this e-girlta for zoomers?
e-girlta where the girl is an 18 year old women who can fully consent
realistically, how many L's can f*moids take before they spontaneously combust?
The amount of seething from them for the whole universe not bending their exact way is unbelievable
they'll make it illegal to date anyone younger than you in the next few years
society is going to collapse or decline so much there will be no police to arrest you for dating a 20 year old
it will be selectively enforced against political enemies only
>will
>nooo, you can't to overseas to find a young traditional asian gf. You have to wife up a middle aged gold digger who has a body count in the triple digits with 4 kids from different fathers!
Complainey is at it again huh
I round up to 5'11"
They already made this movie with the b***h from Clueless
What a pretty, full-faced girl.
It's gonna be such a shame when she eventually sucks out all that cheek fat in a few years.
latinas hit the wall in their mid 20's anyway. By the time she's 30 she'll be a big fat whale and totally unrecognizable.
Whats wrong with the 3 in 1?
they see it as childish a man that never grew up (never got money)
Radfem Ozzy Osborne is really cooking here
gta looking ass tattoos
the breaking up thing is such a cope. If a guy is tall and decent looking no matter if he is a total scumbag or even overweight women will NEVER end the relationship first and break up with them.
Women would refuse to break up even with ugly manlets as long as they're completely sociopathic
>women not understanding that marriage is a risk and will ruin you financially compared to breaking up in a 7 year relationship
>what is common law marriage
only exists in a few shitty states
Do women really use a special towel for drying their balls? How luxurious.
This thread is so demoralizing
why?
she's a middle aged woman. see reddit thread.
Do you also get demoralized over soibooru threads? Go outside boy
Will there be a lesbian sex scene in this kino?
Maybe another piss scene, she's into that
WHAT FILM
The Fallout
Wednesday fricks a teacher the movie.
They should rename Cinemaphile into /women/
lmao why is this trailer edited like a low budget satire.
and why is it showing the whole fricking movie.
Does she get naked?
> Imagine being Martin Freeman and you keep making mistakes so you have to film the sex scenes over and over again, Jenna grinding on you and bent over on front of you all day as you try to film those scenes.
>director's only prior work is as an extra in 2 movies 3 years a part
>gets given director + writing role for a major movie
Wow she must be a mean wiener sucker to land this.
Nobody cares about age gaps in real life, you are all shut in spergs
What? I'm not a gamer. I just wanna know what movie she's kissing girls in.
This movie has erupted an unimaginable amount of seethe already it's hilarious. I now want to watch it for this reason.