Not him but i went to NYC last year and i got off at the wrong stop which was in Harlem (was trying to go to Central Park) and i walked from Harlem to Central Park and all the time was scared shitless i was going to get jumped and you're right, it was pretty cool walk, very safe and didn't even see trash on the streets.
in the old movies he's always been quite active physically speaking, they can maybe make it more cg but I still think he shouldn't be an old guy
maybe have an old freddy played by englund that transforms into a younger version played by someone else
Freddy is back in hell and a full fledged demon now
He's got his responsibilities but makes sure to send any dead killers back to earth to face Jason just to frick with him, and manipulates the living ones through their dreams too
Robert just has to sit in his demon throne watching it all go down with his demon bros slinging one liners at the scrying pool
Jason comes to Bosnia but his victims keep killing themselves before he could have the chance to, Jason becomes a depressed alcoholic with no money to go back to the States leads a miserable life of a minimum wage worker with 300 euro a month barely covering his basic needs now he only works to afford his alcohol addiction unable to even die forever stuck as a minimum wage worker ultimately the horror is the average life in balkans.
Haiti. Jason starts butchering locals and the voodoo men start creating a zombie army to fight back. Obviously this ends in voodoo zombie Jason.
In the direct sequel voodoo zombie Jason is used to create havoc in whatever their equivalent of a parliament building is, before the voodoo priests take over the country.
In film 3, they send Jason back to America for terror reasons or somerting I dunno, where he is dealt with and the curse is broken.
Film 4 starts with Jason washing up in a river like in Halloween 4, only to be rescued by, obviously, camp counselors.
Jason Gets Kicked Out Of His House By His Parents and Is Forced To Sleep In His Office And Car and Eat Trader Joes Sandwiches Until He Has Enough Money To Pay Rent...
The film follows a studio attempting to reboot the Friday the 13th series. They’re using an animatronic Jason who is fed all of his motivation and cues via AI. Every kill scene stops just short of any violent contact as all the blood and gore is to be added with CGI in post production.
As filming goes forward, Jason’s AI becomes aware of his incongruous nature and seeks to satisfy his blood lust. He violently and creatively slaughters all of the cast and production crew. The AI recognizes that Jason can never be stopped and continues his killing spree. He hunts down the actresses of all of the past final girls, members of the MPAA who cut out past gore scenes and Robert Englund who he believes is Freddy Krueger.
The national guard is deployed but is helpless to stop Jason. Finally they call the one man who can stop him, Tommy Jarvis, who is played by Corey Feldman and accompanied by his Angels. Corey and the Angels assault Jason with the power of music and dance. Jason then takes the life of his final victim, himself.
A Dethklok style metal band goes to Crystal Lake to record the most brutal album ever. Jason kills all them (their groupies would be a good excuse to show boobies)
basically any region where he gets to kill Black folk would print money
both Halloween and Leprechaun did it in the 2000s
Jason v Republicans
Jason Goes to Harlem
Harlem is nice. Are you a time traveler from 1979?
Not him but i went to NYC last year and i got off at the wrong stop which was in Harlem (was trying to go to Central Park) and i walked from Harlem to Central Park and all the time was scared shitless i was going to get jumped and you're right, it was pretty cool walk, very safe and didn't even see trash on the streets.
Jason joins the NHL
>dies by getting kicked in the neck
Black folk might want to see it but israelites would never allow black people to be the only victims in a horror film.
Jason will spend the entire movie killing white tourists only to finally be defeated and chopped to bits by Jamaicans and their voodoo power.
Putting him into new orleans and letting blacks fight him with Voodoo powers could be kino
>Jason Gets High
Just do Freddy vs Jason and add another horror icon or two every movie.
there isn't anyone charismatic enough to play freddy
I'd give that role to mark hammil just to see what that will be like but you are probably right
same issue as with englund, they're too old
But you don't need freddy to be very agile, it's 90% special effects and saying oneliners with b***h a lot.
in the old movies he's always been quite active physically speaking, they can maybe make it more cg but I still think he shouldn't be an old guy
maybe have an old freddy played by englund that transforms into a younger version played by someone else
We all know they'd just get one of the Skarsgard kids to play him.
Delete this before they cast Bill Skarsgard as Freddy.
Freddy is back in hell and a full fledged demon now
He's got his responsibilities but makes sure to send any dead killers back to earth to face Jason just to frick with him, and manipulates the living ones through their dreams too
Robert just has to sit in his demon throne watching it all go down with his demon bros slinging one liners at the scrying pool
Jason Vs. Freddy Vs. Micheal Vs. Chucky
Freddy v Jason v Ash
Animated so Bruce and Robert can voice their characters
animated is a nice idea
Can't they just hire any butthole to play Freddy and have Englund voice him
Graboids vs Gremlins
>'es gotta machete ire!
>RAS, WEVE ALL GOT MACHETES!
>jason turns and runs
Jason vs the IRS.
Jason Goes to Chicago
>dead in 5 minutes
>Friday the 13th: Big Man Tings
I'm saying this without a hint of irony: would be kino as frick and would go to the theater for it.
Jason vs Predator
or Jason time travels to ancient Rome
Let's go the whole hog with a Freddy vs Jason vs Ash picture.
Jason Takes Milton Keynes
>Rocky 4 tier 20 minute montage of Jason walking up V4, V6, etc to get into the center through 186 roundabouts
Jason comes to Bosnia but his victims keep killing themselves before he could have the chance to, Jason becomes a depressed alcoholic with no money to go back to the States leads a miserable life of a minimum wage worker with 300 euro a month barely covering his basic needs now he only works to afford his alcohol addiction unable to even die forever stuck as a minimum wage worker ultimately the horror is the average life in balkans.
Jason VS The Argonauts
heh
fund it
What if.... Jason was a girl?
Interesting
Cha cha cha cha…
Clit clit clit clit
they already made him black might as well.
Jason Surfs the Web
Haiti. Jason starts butchering locals and the voodoo men start creating a zombie army to fight back. Obviously this ends in voodoo zombie Jason.
In the direct sequel voodoo zombie Jason is used to create havoc in whatever their equivalent of a parliament building is, before the voodoo priests take over the country.
In film 3, they send Jason back to America for terror reasons or somerting I dunno, where he is dealt with and the curse is broken.
Film 4 starts with Jason washing up in a river like in Halloween 4, only to be rescued by, obviously, camp counselors.
Jason goes to a small town.
why does she need so many weapons?
need?
she can only get off by using her pussy to absorb the recoil and eventually a that gun will become stale and she has to acquire a new one
to prostitute for attention
remember that time period where everyone thought jamaican accent was the funniest thing ever
YAH MON
gta IV?
still is
Oh yeah the past, present and future… that time period
Jason goes to court
jason doesnt need a gimmick. just have him kill zoomers.
6 was good, not because of the coming back to life bullshit, but just because it was classic jason killing teens of the era.
have jason decapitate a racially ambiguous they/them, throw an egirl out of a 4 story building, and beat to death a frick boy.
the story can just be these morons are 'being cottage-core and living off the grid-pilled fr fr' or something.
Jason vs depression
Figure it out,lil Voorhees.
Jason in Gaza.
There better be a bobsled scene
Jason goes to jail
Jason has $50,000 dollar bond
Jason goes to psychotherapy
Jason Gets Cancelled
Would watch
KEEPING UP WITH THE VOOORHEES
>Weekend at Bernies x Jason
Jason is on a mission to kill Bernie, the trouble is… he’s already dead!
We watch our two heroes and their hijinks puppeteering a corpse around a single minded killer on vacation in JAMAICA!
Jason goes WOKE!
I’d like to see Jason time travel to slaughter people in the past and the future.
Jason kills the Marvel Universe
Jason goes to Trader Joe's
Jason Gets Kicked Out Of His House By His Parents and Is Forced To Sleep In His Office And Car and Eat Trader Joes Sandwiches Until He Has Enough Money To Pay Rent...
The water aspect already built in nicely
Jason X-2.
After getting nanomachined son everyone killed by Jason turns into Jason.
Jason goes to Heaven
>why is he here?! He's a serial killer.
>yes, but his mind is simple and pure. He is without guilt or sin.
>but he- AAAAAAACK
Jason goes to fat camp. you can call it Camp Crystal Burger Lake
Jason vs Eric Roberts.
>we need somebody to play a machete-weilding serial killer
>sir, he's already at the door. Wait, two of them are? Uh oh...
Jason goes to Cybertron
Jason Takes Bumbaklots
test
Jason XXX: Jason loses his virginity
Jason does America
Jason goes to Videodrome
Jason vs Inceldom
Jason goes to Scotland
and fights a school of teen wizards
Jason goes to Washington DC
The film follows a studio attempting to reboot the Friday the 13th series. They’re using an animatronic Jason who is fed all of his motivation and cues via AI. Every kill scene stops just short of any violent contact as all the blood and gore is to be added with CGI in post production.
As filming goes forward, Jason’s AI becomes aware of his incongruous nature and seeks to satisfy his blood lust. He violently and creatively slaughters all of the cast and production crew. The AI recognizes that Jason can never be stopped and continues his killing spree. He hunts down the actresses of all of the past final girls, members of the MPAA who cut out past gore scenes and Robert Englund who he believes is Freddy Krueger.
The national guard is deployed but is helpless to stop Jason. Finally they call the one man who can stop him, Tommy Jarvis, who is played by Corey Feldman and accompanied by his Angels. Corey and the Angels assault Jason with the power of music and dance. Jason then takes the life of his final victim, himself.
Jason in India. Get an Indian director to do it with copius slow-mo over the top action.
Jason goes to Japan
Jason Goes Disco
Already did that
Jason in Da Hood
Jason got ipad
but unironically
>2023
they've only got 2 months to go
Jason goes to Hollywood
Jason goes to the Middle Ages
Jason goes to Israel
Crystal Lake becomes a vineyard and Jason goes on a wine tour
A Dethklok style metal band goes to Crystal Lake to record the most brutal album ever. Jason kills all them (their groupies would be a good excuse to show boobies)
JigCU
Jason in Gaza
Barbie vs Jason
Jason goes to Gaza
I'm surprised they never made a movie where the military captures Jason and uses him as a weapon.
>Jamaicans playing some stupid loud stoner music
>Jason smashes the door down and kicks the radio
"Eh man who killed da jams?"