because people wouldn't buy as many tickets to a movie about a 40yr single dad who takes their son to Coachella and strikes up a romance with the lead singer of a famous boyband.
You know the reason why and none of the meme answers attempting to be funny want to outright admit it because they have low self esteem, and think they deserve the media they get.
Society needs a hard reset NOW before everything cataclysmically crashes and burns. A hypergamous society is not sustainable, and especially one that's not homogenous, and definitely not one that imports third worlders for cheap labor.
That cataclysmic crash and burn is how society rights itself from foid domination. It's not the first time it's happened to a civilization, and it won't be the last. But that crash and burn is inevitable.
>a hard reset NOW before everything cataclysmically crashes and burns.
Crashing and burning is exactly how a hard reset occurs. You can't vote your way out of shit like this, you have to kill your way out of it...
>reading an article how men pay more for sex worldwide, a 45 year old celibate guy who gave up on love or social life take a trip to xyz and strikes up a romance with a 20 year old university student that moonlight as a high end escort
its only fair to reflect this reality too. i want heterosexual love story that talk about my reality
50 Shades was about a 21 year old woman who got all of her kinks checked. I don't think any old hag in their 40s cares about another hag scoring some boytoy. They want to re experience their sexual prime
this is just the wet dream of a thousand-wiener stare roastie supreme
And the sad part is Colossal actually did this better because it was down to earth and she was unapologetically neurotic and destructive
I hate women
Colossal seemed very mean-spirited to me. The bartender dude had the exact same issues she did and yet for some reason he becomes comically evil and gets unceremoniously killed while she becomes a "hero."
Yeah it needed a bit more development. It only goes bad when he REALLY starts drinking though, and I can be a fricking cruel insane drunk so that turn isn't unrealistic.
I interpreted the scene where she visits his home as meaning that his alcohol problems were much worse than he had let on at the start of the movie when he seemed relatively composed. His place was an absolute mess.
He also showed true remorse in that scene which is why the ending feels kind of bad.
Me? I'm going to be investing in boxed wine and cat litter, as more and more foids get past 30+ and are still getting pumped and dumped and wondering why they can't get into a long term relationship (with chad).
I fumbled my one and only opportunity to enter into an inappropriate relationship with a cute female coworker who was old enough to be my mother. She used to follow me around like a puppy and give me free valium and always invited me back to her place for after work drinks but I never fricking went for it
>40yr old single mom strikes up romance with lead singer at coachella
Ah yes, the femcel fantasy movie. Literally trying to normalize cougar relationships to help older single women have a chance since so many are ending up alone now.
>a 40yr single mom who takes their daughter >a >their
so this is troony pronoun propaganda? is this Anne Hathaway's first they/them role? how do the rest of you transhomosexuals feel about a cissy stealing your roles?
>you are reading
well yeah I'm white and that's what my white parents taught me to do... stop being Black personlicious and answer the question: how many they/them roles has Anne Hathaway stolen?
"a woman" is singular. you don't mix singular and plural pronouns. by starting with "a woman" you're grammatically locked into using "her" as a possessive pronoun.
go back to ESL class.
They would make a separate tweet announcing it.
"Anne Hathaway in a brave role playing non-binary single mom yada yada yada"
or you know, just use they/them pronouns in the tweet like they did...
based non white ESL poo-in-loo no understanding the traditional, commonplace use of "their" in basic English (and instead immediately thinking of troons)
"a woman" is a definite subject not an indefinite subject. therefore within the same sentence is incorrect to use "their" in place of "hers". there's your fricking English lesson and frick you for making me spoon-feed you:
Explain that to the person who wrote the tweet ya frickin bullying victim. What kind of terminally online genetic dead end autist sees "their" and immediately goes >THEY?!?! troony IT MEANS SHE'S A NON BINARY troony AHHHHHH I'M SO MAD
>young boyband singer, who can frick pristine 15-year-old pussy is going to get into a relationship with a single mom
Yeah ok. Women have the most absurd fantasies. This is even more unbeliavable than the billionaire marrying his 5/10 secretary or the immortal vampire settling for a 5/10 school girl.
joe rogan is half mexican half black, it doesn't count
When you're rich/famous, it doesn't matter if the woman you're seeing has a kid. You don't need to grind 9-5 everyday just to feed some kid that's not yours, or worry about little Jimmy coming into the room when you're porking his mom.
If you're rich and famous, just send the little step-shit off to a boarding school or get him a nanny.
But if that mom was Anne Hathaway? I could believe it. And this lead singer probably isn't one, but billionaires date people who aren't extremely attractive all the time.
>older woman hooks up with young man
men praise it while wishing they had a milf mommy >older man hooks up with young woman
women uncontrollably seethe while calling the male a creepy pedo rapist
Why is it like this?
does the opposite of this not happen nowadays because women would just b***h about the manic pixie dream girl shit? what's the male version of a manic pixie dream girl? a frickboy? why do men not get to have this sort of fantasy anymore but women are encouraged to have it? really feels dystopian.
This is just weird to me. I remember when Anne Hathaway was a new actress. Seeing her now play a 40+ year old mom dating young men is so odd to me. Has she really aged that fast?
>40 year old single mom took kid to coachella
she took a 5 year old to coachella? or is it more fantasy where her kid is a wisecracking teenager and she had a kid in her 20s and a career?
>40yo dad takes his son to coachella and hooks up with a 20yo pop singer
Can something like this even be pitched without being blacklisted forever in 2024?
Sorry, romantic films can never be kino. Romance is unironically lame, not because it's feminine but because it's always unrealistic. Even the most loving couples aren't like the ones in romance films.
Honestly, putting it in that perspective, I may just be a hater. I mean, I definitely like other unrealistic films, so my complaint about romance specifically isn't fair. You're right, I should try more tastes again. Haven't watched a romance since I was a teenager. Thank you, anon.
Relationships are about duty, not "love". Love doesn't last. Duty lasts forever. That's why arranged marriages are far less likely to divorce and far more likely to create children, as those cultures that use this approach understand that marriage is about duty.
>That's why arranged marriages are far less likely to divorce
Or maybe because in cultures with arranged marriages divorces aren't socially acceptable.
>single mom... >who takes THEIR daughter...
I knew this shit would happen to your language, anglos, if you didn't clap back at the misuse of "their". I fricking told you, yet you would pretend like it was okay. oh, people have always been using "their" for a singular of ambiguous gender, don't worry about it, this is normal, you would cope. well here we are. people clearly paid to write are now using "their" even when the gender is KNOWN. I always knew this was the next step. why didn't you? why can you not see the slippery slope?
I was low key worried someone would respond with "that never happened" and I'd be flailing to find some proof. turns out people posted these same absurd copes ITT already! lmao
these are the absolute muppets I'm talking about:
Their and them have been common ways of referring to people ambigously for far longer then trannies being popuar or you being here.
based non white ESL poo-in-loo no understanding the traditional, commonplace use of "their" in basic English (and instead immediately thinking of troons)
I swear I've read these exact snarky copes word for word before. it's like these are bots that get activated any time someone points out bad grammar or political agendas behind the rape of a language.
This was based on a fanfic that a 40 year old mom wrote about Harry styles, how he fricked her and fell for her. It is byond delusional to think that something like this would ever happen.
my ex and her friends were into this book a few years ago when One Direction hysteria was at its peak for nearly-middle-aged women
plays into the fantasy that mid-30s women are somehow still hot and desirable to rock star young men lmao
Why do women have the worst sexual fantasies? A fricking boyband member? Fricking why?? Theyre the gaygiest kind of men what the frick is wrong with women???
mommy kino is back on the menu
why do femcel sexual fantasies get made but not ones that moids like?
This is my sexual fantasy.
Basado milf enjoyer.
because people wouldn't buy as many tickets to a movie about a 40yr single dad who takes their son to Coachella and strikes up a romance with the lead singer of a famous boyband.
they would if the band had big brapper and public masturbation was ok again
(thinking like megan thee stallion tbh)
Yeah but it would probably win an oscar
Boybands used to not play at Coachella
It would be hilarious watching some bald fat jersey dad getting into a fast and loose love affair with some teen boy band seducer.
>I’m in love with him
>dad what the frick you’re not even gay
Because they'll never surpass Leon the Professional
You know the reason why and none of the meme answers attempting to be funny want to outright admit it because they have low self esteem, and think they deserve the media they get.
I don't know the reason, explain it to me in detail
Foids run the industry now
Society needs a hard reset NOW before everything cataclysmically crashes and burns. A hypergamous society is not sustainable, and especially one that's not homogenous, and definitely not one that imports third worlders for cheap labor.
That cataclysmic crash and burn is how society rights itself from foid domination. It's not the first time it's happened to a civilization, and it won't be the last. But that crash and burn is inevitable.
>a hard reset NOW before everything cataclysmically crashes and burns.
Crashing and burning is exactly how a hard reset occurs. You can't vote your way out of shit like this, you have to kill your way out of it...
Moids have anime.
you mean trannies do. it’s all troony wish fulfillment now.
Same reason why we can have award winning movies about woman fricking swamp thing but zero monstergirl kino.
There have been some. But not anymore.
Back to cc roastoid
>reading an article how men pay more for sex worldwide, a 45 year old celibate guy who gave up on love or social life take a trip to xyz and strikes up a romance with a 20 year old university student that moonlight as a high end escort
its only fair to reflect this reality too. i want heterosexual love story that talk about my reality
Real femcel sexual fantasies don't get made into movies. Real fantasies would have lots of rape and manly masculine men.
Jarvis, how much money did 50 shades of gray make?
Jews are spiritually women due to their overbearing mothers and weak pathetic cuck fathers
most media up until like 10 years ago was male fantasy, the age of the foid is upon us and it's not looking good menbros
Cruise still delivers
>my daughter sold me to one direction
Men will not understand this but very nice anon
Not true Instagram recommends me girl memes all the time.
Kino only if Anne gets naked in it
>we want the wine mom audience
Worked for 50 Shades
50 Shades was about a 21 year old woman who got all of her kinks checked. I don't think any old hag in their 40s cares about another hag scoring some boytoy. They want to re experience their sexual prime
this is just the wet dream of a thousand-wiener stare roastie supreme
And the sad part is Colossal actually did this better because it was down to earth and she was unapologetically neurotic and destructive
I hate women
Colossal seemed very mean-spirited to me. The bartender dude had the exact same issues she did and yet for some reason he becomes comically evil and gets unceremoniously killed while she becomes a "hero."
Yeah it needed a bit more development. It only goes bad when he REALLY starts drinking though, and I can be a fricking cruel insane drunk so that turn isn't unrealistic.
I interpreted the scene where she visits his home as meaning that his alcohol problems were much worse than he had let on at the start of the movie when he seemed relatively composed. His place was an absolute mess.
He also showed true remorse in that scene which is why the ending feels kind of bad.
Bro he deliberately killed like 10,000 people in Japan cause he didn’t get pussy from Anne Hathaway. They did not have the same issues
Me? I'm going to be investing in boxed wine and cat litter, as more and more foids get past 30+ and are still getting pumped and dumped and wondering why they can't get into a long term relationship (with chad).
literally what if white woman falls in love with a kpop idol but hollywood version
>A 40 year old roastie who steals a young man's wealth.
I fumbled my one and only opportunity to enter into an inappropriate relationship with a cute female coworker who was old enough to be my mother. She used to follow me around like a puppy and give me free valium and always invited me back to her place for after work drinks but I never fricking went for it
Very gay, anon.
should have let her roofie and peg you like she was obviously planning to do.
What a forward young man
>lead singer of a famous boy band would want a worn out roastie single mother
>40yr old single mom strikes up romance with lead singer at coachella
Ah yes, the femcel fantasy movie. Literally trying to normalize cougar relationships to help older single women have a chance since so many are ending up alone now.
New propaganda dropped?
So Olivia Wilde
Was just thinking that.
Take away the cheating and weird power dynamics where she's his boss and suddenly it's a romantic love story
Hag power fantasy bros, wwa?
we right here and ready
>a 40yr single mom who takes their daughter
>a
>their
so this is troony pronoun propaganda? is this Anne Hathaway's first they/them role? how do the rest of you transhomosexuals feel about a cissy stealing your roles?
you are reading too much into it. It was a half-assed tweet written by some intern.
>you are reading
well yeah I'm white and that's what my white parents taught me to do... stop being Black personlicious and answer the question: how many they/them roles has Anne Hathaway stolen?
if we had info that her character is some they/them abomination they would have definitely mentioned it
it's literally in OP's pic. it says right there she's playing a 40yo single mother they/them...
They would make a separate tweet announcing it.
"Anne Hathaway in a brave role playing non-binary single mom yada yada yada"
Their and them have been common ways of referring to people ambigously for far longer then trannies being popuar or you being here.
"a woman" is singular. you don't mix singular and plural pronouns. by starting with "a woman" you're grammatically locked into using "her" as a possessive pronoun.
go back to ESL class.
or you know, just use they/them pronouns in the tweet like they did...
based non white ESL poo-in-loo no understanding the traditional, commonplace use of "their" in basic English (and instead immediately thinking of troons)
>YOU NO UNDASTANDA DA TRADITION CUZ YOU NOTTA REAR GUIARO
fricking kek keep trying ESLgay
are you okay, pajeet? trouble learning English? I know you were already frustrated from being socially outcast and a stinky shut-in virgin
"a woman" is a definite subject not an indefinite subject. therefore within the same sentence is incorrect to use "their" in place of "hers". there's your fricking English lesson and frick you for making me spoon-feed you:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/their
Explain that to the person who wrote the tweet ya frickin bullying victim. What kind of terminally online genetic dead end autist sees "their" and immediately goes
>THEY?!?! troony IT MEANS SHE'S A NON BINARY troony AHHHHHH I'M SO MAD
nta, but you're coming across as really seething here
also, ywnbaw
Jfc relax dude the term has been in use in exactly that way for centuries. Open literally any book.
fricking based I can't wait for all the crybaby "imagine if the genders were reversed" seething from incels
Why do you say you can't wait when you will be seething at every such comment you will see?
>no u
lmao the unironically frothing and convulsing in anger about twilight for pathetic millennial single moms
whatever helps you sleep bro I guess
I will sleep even better once this kino is released and you hit the weights + get a clue
You guys think her breasts still look good?
never did, plus she has a droop dog cryptoisraelite face
gayest Cinemaphile poster lifetime award winner.
Who knows. It's been few yeas since Oceans' Eight.
Although it's known Anne Hathaway doesn't hit the wall so I wouldn't be worried
I love Anne!
that dude is super gay irl. gonna be funny to see their sexual nonchemistry.
>Yo can I get uhhh a step-ladder tattoo?
>a 40yr old single mom who takes their daughter to Coachella
>their daughter
>their
HER daughter. HER.
sounds like some kind of corporate boardroom brainstorm session
>look at all the single mothers in the US, what do they want?
>young boyband singer, who can frick pristine 15-year-old pussy is going to get into a relationship with a single mom
Yeah ok. Women have the most absurd fantasies. This is even more unbeliavable than the billionaire marrying his 5/10 secretary or the immortal vampire settling for a 5/10 school girl.
Paul McCartney married a single mother at the height of his fame
And Joe Rogan married a woman with a mixed daughter.
joe rogan is half mexican half black, it doesn't count
RIP Linda
When you're rich/famous, it doesn't matter if the woman you're seeing has a kid. You don't need to grind 9-5 everyday just to feed some kid that's not yours, or worry about little Jimmy coming into the room when you're porking his mom.
If you're rich and famous, just send the little step-shit off to a boarding school or get him a nanny.
Isn't that what Timothy Chalamet does?
Billionaires fought over this. What chance do incels have?
13 or 30?
What the frick is this
someone with actual power and influence
I'm an incel and a 9/10 goth girl fricked me because I was a virgin. Best weekend of my life, she was athletic as frick too.
Basically there are women who want to frick virgins, being an incel is a easy +3 to your score if you're brave enough to say it
you forgot to mention your "gf" has a penis and is a man.
was it painful anon? or was it you with shit on the dick?
But if that mom was Anne Hathaway? I could believe it. And this lead singer probably isn't one, but billionaires date people who aren't extremely attractive all the time.
>older woman hooks up with young man
men praise it while wishing they had a milf mommy
>older man hooks up with young woman
women uncontrollably seethe while calling the male a creepy pedo rapist
Why is it like this?
>Why is it like this?
Because western men stopped slapping the shit out of women for throwing their stupid tantrums.
I would let Anne Hateway violently frick me too
Imagine if the sexes were flipped
does the opposite of this not happen nowadays because women would just b***h about the manic pixie dream girl shit? what's the male version of a manic pixie dream girl? a frickboy? why do men not get to have this sort of fantasy anymore but women are encouraged to have it? really feels dystopian.
Weinstein Girl, You Know I Can't Afford Buy Her World.
This is just weird to me. I remember when Anne Hathaway was a new actress. Seeing her now play a 40+ year old mom dating young men is so odd to me. Has she really aged that fast?
you did
>Has she really aged that fast?
It only took 41 years.
>40 year old single mom took kid to coachella
she took a 5 year old to coachella? or is it more fantasy where her kid is a wisecracking teenager and she had a kid in her 20s and a career?
Elon Musk is banging Lisa Ann now
>40yo dad takes his son to coachella and hooks up with a 20yo pop singer
Can something like this even be pitched without being blacklisted forever in 2024?
True love conquers all.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9_Ang%C3%A9lil
20 years old is too old for him. He met Celine Dion when she was 14.
Sorry, romantic films can never be kino. Romance is unironically lame, not because it's feminine but because it's always unrealistic. Even the most loving couples aren't like the ones in romance films.
>unrealistic things can't be kino
sorry what
Honestly, putting it in that perspective, I may just be a hater. I mean, I definitely like other unrealistic films, so my complaint about romance specifically isn't fair. You're right, I should try more tastes again. Haven't watched a romance since I was a teenager. Thank you, anon.
Relationships are about duty, not "love". Love doesn't last. Duty lasts forever. That's why arranged marriages are far less likely to divorce and far more likely to create children, as those cultures that use this approach understand that marriage is about duty.
>That's why arranged marriages are far less likely to divorce
Or maybe because in cultures with arranged marriages divorces aren't socially acceptable.
>cultures with arranged marriages divorces aren't socially acceptable
Exactly because they understand that it's about duty, not "love".
I like how men aren't allowed to fantasize about ideal relationships and here we have a middle aged woman basically cradle snatching.
These fake ass fricking fantasies.
Also, he is only 24 you sick frick!
>single mom...
>who takes THEIR daughter...
I knew this shit would happen to your language, anglos, if you didn't clap back at the misuse of "their". I fricking told you, yet you would pretend like it was okay. oh, people have always been using "their" for a singular of ambiguous gender, don't worry about it, this is normal, you would cope. well here we are. people clearly paid to write are now using "their" even when the gender is KNOWN. I always knew this was the next step. why didn't you? why can you not see the slippery slope?
I was low key worried someone would respond with "that never happened" and I'd be flailing to find some proof. turns out people posted these same absurd copes ITT already! lmao
these are the absolute muppets I'm talking about:
I swear I've read these exact snarky copes word for word before. it's like these are bots that get activated any time someone points out bad grammar or political agendas behind the rape of a language.
This was based on a fanfic that a 40 year old mom wrote about Harry styles, how he fricked her and fell for her. It is byond delusional to think that something like this would ever happen.
my ex and her friends were into this book a few years ago when One Direction hysteria was at its peak for nearly-middle-aged women
plays into the fantasy that mid-30s women are somehow still hot and desirable to rock star young men lmao
Jews are desperate to push single mommy agitprop. No one is dating them anymore.
Even childless, they completely fall apart, physically and mentally, well before 40 now.
>written by
>ace of spades tatoo
>ace of spades
that's a heart with a face
Why do women have the worst sexual fantasies? A fricking boyband member? Fricking why?? Theyre the gaygiest kind of men what the frick is wrong with women???
you sound much gaygier.
At least I dont shlick it to homosexuals who sing love songs to little girls
Why do prostitutes in mom romance movies always look like this? I swear this same ugly b***h phenotype was in Fifty Shades
>frick all this 20 year old pussy, I'm going for the 40 year old single mother instead.
This is what women actually believe...
Reminds me of a European movie where an older girl starts a relationship with a younger soccer player.
>Women do not have weird fantasy hang-u- AAAAACK!
>lead singer of a famous boyband
I can't self insert in this
why are there so many prostitute movies coming out?
Jews (like their father Satan) know corrupting women is the method to destroy civilization and humanity