New literally me character just dropped

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought I’d say it, but Pratt is becoming a decent voice actor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the shittiest voice actor in existence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'd never say it so you're on the right track.
      I'm sick of him voicing everyone when he has zero range.

      Get a guy that sounds like this:

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always imagined him sounding like stu from rugrats

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stu sounds too mellow, Jon is supposed to be frantic and unhinged to contrast with Odie's ignorance and Garfield's laissez-faire attitude.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Voice acting is easy. Five niggas could do all major studio productions, shows and moves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not when he just does his normal voice every single time. It's just acting but with only 33% of the talent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait he is really in this? i thought everyone was just joking, haha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't hold a candle to my boie YongYea

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm shocked they would allow impressionable children to get the idea that a monoethnic family is a good thing that you should desire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelites just realized that their pet brownoids hate them and think they are white

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least the israelites can live in your head rent-free.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird flex

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they should show Jon sad that he isn't pimping girls out like Andrew Tate.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime avatar

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anime website, newfag

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"he said, on the Cinemaphile board"
        not every part of this website is dedicated to anime and thats an objective fact

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile as a whole is a website for fans of anime and Japanese culture. Cinemaphile is a board for fans of anime and Japanese culture to discuss television and film.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who said that? it does not say that anywhere in the website, it just says that there is boards dedicated to a variety of topics, aka boards are made for people with their respective taste, thats why we have a board for wallpapers and another for anime wallpapers, one for cartoons and another one for anime, etc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t-there's an anime board so t-that means it's an anime websi- ACK!!!
        It's also a /misc/ website, I guess. And a Cinemaphile website.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tranime avatar

          >everything I don't like is trans

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an American made website. Kick and scream all you want troon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >taking the time to do this image
          lmao kill yourself unironically

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "literally me" posters are mentally ill

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re literally me, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow, you're literally me, anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scared potter?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't he have a fucking vet girlfriend/fiancee? unless they're gonna retcon that and make him le incel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it’s like a prequel before he met her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an origin story.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the twitter post is stupid and gay because he gets laid anyways.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody stays sad and alone forever. It's literally impossible.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hahaha yeah next year, that'll be when i finally find a gf

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            countless men do indeed live very isolated lives alone. you just don't notice or care about them. most of them will only be able to experience intimacy through prostitution as well. this has always been a thing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the pumpkin looks very sussy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >state fact of life
                >"CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD THIS IS YOU CHUD THIS IS YOU THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKEEEEEE"
                ??????

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw when billions must rake

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the leaves have fallen

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, stonecuck is a leftist now?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >now

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure he just makes comics expressing dumb internet politics memes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, he's just not some homosexual that can't take shots at both sides sometimes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He didnt say it was the world's fault that he cant get laid.
                I'm the biggest loser you could imagine, I know for a fact I will never have a relationship or a family, but I dont blame "the world". It's me. It's all on me, even if the world influenced me into being like this, most people arent this way, so I failed while they did not.

                Does that make me a chud? Are all losers chuds? That seems unfair. Seems like a cruel imposition, yet another humiliation cast upon me. What did I do to deserve all this hate? I dont even want anything that you guys covet anyway, I just want to be left alone, in peace. Just let me live at my parents house in peace, I'm not bothering, humiliating, insulting anyone.
                Fucks sake. I'm so sick of being lumped with violent or mean people. Everyone assumes I'm a creepy, a weirdo, a nazi, a fascist, a pervert, just because I'm a loser.
                Listen here pal. I'm just an under achiever. Just leave me alone, please.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The internet is full of people in similar situations who decide to bully others who reflect their own failures. These are called trolls, and Cinemaphile is full of them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Internet is actually chock full of sex havers nowadays anon. its basically just an extension of real life now.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Citation Needed

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no citation needed anon. i'd even say 4chud is 70% sex havers nowadays. its grim.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'd even say 4chud is 70% sex havers nowadays
                See rule #1 and #2, if you're conducting a study based on anonymous posts you're a fool.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one has a problem with any of this if you're a genial person.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                normies demonize incels because it contradicts their just world fantasy and they have no moral answer for it. Incels can't be objectively ugly guys, they must be misogynists! They can't be a little shy and insecure, they must be nazis! Men don't even have a right to a personality, being shy and introverted is a social death sentence.
                Ever noticed how when normies compassionately get together to "break the taboo" and talk about depression is always those stories of "I am a handsome accomplished athlete with a lot of friends but I'm so depressed and we need to talk about it guys :("? It's never the 5 foot tall balding indian with a microdick. If he's depressed he's just not applying himself, it's his fault!" It's never people with chronic illnesses and skin disease that makes them feel alienated and othered. Society prefers to demonize the alienated instead of talking about the real issues inflicting them, or at least telling them they drew a bad hand and suck it up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually true. This thinking comes up for a lot of other problems and misfortunes in the world, too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Society expects everyone to work and contribute but doesn't guarantee anything in return. And it's increasingly the case if statistics of single men are to be believed.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Incels don't exist. Anyone can get laid if you go for chicks that are fat enough.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                those fat chicks can date up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can always go lower.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, nah. I'll just jerk off and die alone thank you very much.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >won't fuck the obese blind burn victim?
                >fucking uppity entitled chuds..... how dare you encroach on chad's pussy buffet.... it is his birthright to have sex with women who aren't horrifically maimed or obese......

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                those fat chicks can date up.

                Incels don't exist. Anyone can get laid if you go for chicks that are fat enough.

                Take a walk or go outside sometime and observe that many below average men are with beautiful women

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't tell me what to do and what I should be looking at.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Incels don't exist. Anyone can get laid if you go for chicks that are fat enough.

                ok, now say that to women who complain about being alone

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats been patched since 2020 hoeflation is at an all time high

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                buddy even the ugliest chick is getting dicked by 7-10 guys. i am a solid 5 on a good day, lower usually. there is 0 chance especially with a thin 6 inch micropenis
                >you're such a good friend
                is the most i've ever gotten from a woman and i work with women every single day

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >objectively ugly guys, they must be misogynists!
                >They can't be a little shy and insecure, they must be nazis!
                Incels define themselves by their misogyny and bitterness toward the world. Mainstream culture is not hostile to shy men in general.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Incels define
                I'm pretty sure it's people like you defining who incels are, considering you accuse anons of being them every day.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stonetoss usually makes political satire that trashes the left, it's always pretty confusing when he just makes a normal joke at nobody's expense.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He may be a wignat, but he is genuinely funny. There is a reason why even those who disagree with his views often use his memes as a format.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah life can be good for individuals, but statistically things suck.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How the FUCK could 'toss betray us like this, /kway/bros??

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My brother-in-law looks like the Chud meme and so does his 13 year old daughter. He donated £500 to Ukraine when the war started.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It took 30 years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's jon's job to be able to get a vet chick?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a cartoonist

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do they make big bucks? vet/dentist/doctor chicks are the worst

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >vet/dentist/doctor chicks are the worst
            why

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Girlboss mentality
              Always a chip on their shoulder to compete with male colleagues

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of them also go for the loser types (as long as they're an artistic kind of loser). "Well-off but not rich" guys with unexciting office jobs have the worst shot with those kinds of women, which admittedly probably describes most lonely non-NEETs.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              prestigious job, high pay. Their bare minimum guy must out earn them by a lot. I'm tangentially in the industry and they are posting themselves in yacths almost every weekend.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is literally Jim Davis, down to his background growing up on a farm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's got a 10" dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who actually owned and read Garfield books as a child, I just remember him desperately trying to hit on her every time he took Garfield to the vet. There may have been one or two occasions where she agreed to go out with him, only to end in comical failure. At no point was Arleen his girlfriend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jon and Liz become a couple in a July 2006 story arc.
        https://garfield.fandom.com/wiki/Garfield,_July_2006_comic_strips

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe I grew up to be Jon except without a Liz gf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i can’t believe I grew up to be Jon except I am a Liz gf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You and me both man, you and me both

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha imagine not having a family, let alone never having a gf in your 30s

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you're jon, but have no dog or cat or your own home

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=Vl8NCSxax9KVSyKD
    Jon Arbuckle, 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw born at the right time to make the call and get in this as one of the virgins

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop posting your fucking twitter posts here you fucking shitbag

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious how some other imageboards only live on screenshots, that becomes tiring after a certain point

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should make him a war veteran

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Zogbuckle?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im sure Cinemaphile hasnt seen the original garfield movie(the "live" action one) but it was really good and a faithful tribute to the comic

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is ok but the lazy work of Chris Pratt voicing another animated character again and making Garfield's cat an n-words makes this movie go to the trash. Just blackwashed a romantic intereste for Jon and all is set.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but jon does have a family

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Jim Davis does have some jokes up his sleeve

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Garfield was the best in the late 80s and early 90s where it had a real cynical outlook.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where did Jon's arm go?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I own all the garfield books

        It's p4{t of a l()ng[÷r series of s+rips whre Jon vi5i+s his parents' f4rm. They've been ki!)ding with ea(h other all day and saying "Y3h, me!" at the end, which I a$5ume is some rural local slang for "y0u j35t" or something to that ēffèct. Except his d4d pr35ses the p0int to sh0w he's s3rious. It's supp()sed to dryly pöke fun at and d3flate Jon's eg0. You'll notice that Jon is 0f+en used as a pu||ching bag 0r puñçhlīñ3 in the comics which is where most of the humôūr is derived fr()m hi5 p4th3t1( in(3ld0m. +h15 15 b451c4lly 7hat.
        Typíng l1k3 this c4use d0n't w4nt t0 tr41n th3 AGIs 0r LLMs 4nym0r3.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's somewhat of a self-loathing strip.
        The funny comes from the fact that John is a fuck up and knows it and so does his father but the latter believes in the potential of the former and advises him to get married despite being him being a retarded son

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >owns his own place
          >has income
          >has a gf
          >this is a "fuckup" to boomers
          lol

          lmfao even

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that guy is wrong anuway jon is seen not as a loser by his family but as a city slicker who abandoned them. there is a mild level of estrangement mainly from his brother.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuuuck
      What was the strip next week? Jon screaming at a picture of his father for six minutes before putting a loaded shotgun in his mouth and shaking as his finger strokes the trigger for the next 2 nights?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was that something you went through personally?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “I probably would if you and mom hadn’t fucked me up for life.”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me and my dad. 6 years ago.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jon was the first incel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has sex and a hot gf
      no.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are millenials the most pathetic generation? I think so

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw unmarried, childless, and have a Garfield window clinger in my car
    he's literally me

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was jon going to eat an entire pizza alone ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you make it sound like thats not an average size meal id say??

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He dreams of a fat brown wife?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When not having a wife and kids hits you harder than all the other shit going on in the world you know somethings fucked up.
    You will never have a family and the marxists won.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is voicing Arlene?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Arbuckle
    One

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the movie going to explain exactly what Garfield was up to on his busy week in 2001?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”NORAD? No I didn’t order a “terrorist drill” Sometime between the hours of 6 and 11am tomorrow!”

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    incels

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what no sideways pussy does to a nigga

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to think life would work out and I'd have friends and a gf because that's what happened to everyone in my family. I hate myself so much

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >garfield
    house cat becomes wild cat
    >puss in boots
    wild cat becomes house cat
    cat archetypes are lacking

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8 Crazy Nights is deeper than that. But how about shit like I don’t know, Prince if Egypt? Just how many movies has this retard watched?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw its easier to pretend to be an incel because literally nobody believes that you legitimately don't want a relationship or a family
    So, uh, guys, I cannot get laid cause of.. israelites! Damn them. Am I doing it right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Japs were the real israelites all along.
      The flashing colors in anime cause autism

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not autism, seizures.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's what you think bub, how many people do you know that went through the weeb phase.
          This is the colors activating genes in your brain that give you autism.
          My 34 year old brother still thinks he's a bulbasaur.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your brother sounds like he was always retarded

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He graduated MiT and makes 300k a year doing absolutely nothing, he still makes bulbasaur noises when I call him. He tried to vine whip me once for touching his pc.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bazinga moment

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not countering by pelting him with ice cubes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Family connection into the suspiciously wealthy furry cabal
                >Doesn't exploit it
                You're a moron, your brother's in the animalfucker illuminati and you're wasting that opportunity.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretend you're a Charmander and set fire on him

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder to rewatch this masterpiece

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most important thing about this movie is Will we get more Lasagna Cat Videos?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was made with blender 3d or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know what you are doing, and I'd just like to say that it isn't funny.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blender has become a pretty legit tool. Specially for small indy studios. Talented artists can make amazing stuff with it.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's always been Jon's character. That just means they're trying to do Garfield right most likely. This might be a decent movie.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when john isnt fucking around with garfield he is the most literally me character ever made
    read garfield minus garfield

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My absolute favourite strip ever:

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, now THIS is literally me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          confirmed, john is the only actual literally me character

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the cartoon tv show, Jon didn't seem like he wanted a family. He was happy with Garfield and Odie and wanted to bang Liz.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a fucking crock of shit.
    In the Garfield christmas special Jon goes to family and he has a metric fuck ton of family.
    There's a difference between not having family, and being a anti-social homosexual.
    Jon was not an anti-social homosexual. He was just awkward and autistic, but the glaring dissonance between Jon and (You) is Jon puts in the effort.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon projects
      make the effort to see your family more, brother.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do, I'm telling you dipshits that are desperate to find parallels in yourself in movies and tv to try harder.
        I'm going to eat fucking lefse with my family on thanksgiving, then on christmas eve, then again and christmas day, then mayhap on new years.
        Enjoy your lefsa-less holidays, losers.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you don't seem bitter at all. Deal with your own issues instead of yelling at no one, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't hear you, I'm making lefsa with my father

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. Still oddly bitter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know what isn't bitter?
                Lefsa, made by scratch, with a little butter, (add a lil sugar, if you will, I don't, too gritty of a texture for my likin) rolled up to perfection. A perfect snack for your winter needs.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always a full grown man with an anime girl profile picture. It's pathetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who cares ultimately

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not all weebs are trannies, but all trannies are weebs.
      I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go on Cinemaphile
    >It's just screencaps of posts from twitter
    >Go on twitter
    >It's just screencaps of greentexts from Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      twitter troons deserve the rope.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to reddit
      >it's all quality discussion and content

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tiktok is unironically the only place left with any new ideas
      I mean I hate myself for saying i but it's true

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only kind of true.
        their new content is constrained to video form which constrains the kind of new ideas it could have.
        all the jokes are just recylced content as well from decades ago. Like you'll come across some recylced JFL gag clip people og gaga over. Not botheogn to correctj my spelgin mostkaes becsushf doyt want AI fo re4d.
        I h4v3 seenf more 0frognal th0ught fr0m 4ch and r3ddit 5till. Y0utub3 i5 the place still with most original tjought from the longform podcast content (Chris williamson, led fridman, triggernomtry, jre, etc). X might but i have never had the desire to use it.

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