Disney is so goddamn fricking Incompetent they can't even do lightsabers
It's a fricking sword that glows, perfect weapon for an age where we use technology for everything, and they fail at it.
All the lightsabers in nu wars look like glorified glow sticks and that completely ruins it. The stars in nu wars literally use that too, big glow sticks. watch the behind the scenes and you can see them using toys that glow
In the prequals they trained with metal bars attached to their hilts for hours and hours and put special effects on it like they did for the original trilogy.
Lightsabers are so special. That's why them being used so much in the prequals can be rather annoying. It's literally controlled color light that you use as a saber because people with the force can do so with their enhanced senses. Jedi are so advanced that they are the only ones that can use a single beam of concentrated energy, in a world where every enemy uses said energy as bullets, and still btfo everyone
Their appearance matters a lot despite this seeming like nothing but nerdy autistic shit and it's so beyond annoying that Disney can't even get that right.
Disney managed to be even more empty and money driven than George fricking Lucas. Holy hell
You’re right in every way but I personally love how fricking vibrant the sabers are in the new movies. They look so god damn good, the blue saber is like the perfect shade of blue and kylo’s electric looking flame saber with the guards is such a great idea, even if it’s impractical. That’s all, lightsabers are the coolest shit ever, etc
>There's really no way that my personal private sexual preferences COULDN'T heavily influence everything I create, if you really think about it
kinda weird
Joe Biden was installed by the corporate elites as a puppet president and has completely failed his duty to govern the country, cut his ties with the criminals that funded his, and obama’s political careers, and unite it’s citizens. However, His presidency has been a complete and utter disaster, even beyond what was predicted. For the country of the United States…
It’s Joever…
Not really. In the old canon, Blue and Green where just common crystals with gold and purple being rarer ones. Red was created by bleeding the crystal using muh anger and hatred.
> Red was created by bleeding the crystal using muh anger and hatred.
No, that’s disney canon. You can tell by the fact it’s fricking moronic. It was literally invented just for a CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN comic panel.
EU canon had it that Sith used synthetic crystals because the natural ones were all on planets that the Jedi controlled. When things were more even, you saw Sith and dark Jedi using blue, purple and others too, though they often used red out of tradition. Some Jedi even used red when the crystal was natural.
Oh shit, that's right. the Jedi controlled planets thing made me remember the Kinrath eggs on Dantooine.
> Red was created by bleeding the crystal using muh anger and hatred.
No, that’s disney canon. You can tell by the fact it’s fricking moronic. It was literally invented just for a CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN comic panel.
EU canon had it that Sith used synthetic crystals because the natural ones were all on planets that the Jedi controlled. When things were more even, you saw Sith and dark Jedi using blue, purple and others too, though they often used red out of tradition. Some Jedi even used red when the crystal was natural.
It has mattered since the very beginning lmfao blue/green = good and red = bad. Then we get blue means wisdom and experience and green means passion or something, purple means dark side training, etc. I think it’s cool
I thought they had heard the backlash to this LED flood lighting dogshit. The lightsaber doesn't make your face glow with colored light any more than a laser pointer pointed ahead of you does
>always two there are, a master and an apprentice >found this out one hundred years ago, I did, when the Sith came back >worry not, for I’m sure this time they’re extinct for definite.
God I hope the rumours of the Sith being dindus until the evil white male corrupts them turn out to be true.
They’ve been releasing nothing but lame and boring crap for years now; they’re due for an absolutely hilarious clusterfrick
>tfw no competent writer to make a Revan and Jedi Jesus buddy cop series >but also tfw it’s safe from disney now, and drew is no longer around to rape the story even further than he already did
Power comes with responsibility; if one has the power yet shirks responsibility, then they're indolent at best and culpable for wanton violence at worst. The Sith understand this better than any Jedi: power is given to those capable of ruling those without power, because only the powerful can be trusted to do so.
The concept of power has always been a complicated issue, because without power you can literally do nothing. You can only be a victim. But power corrupts mainly because it gives the feel that those who hold it no longer have to worry about the consequences of their actions. Whatever they do, even if they make mistakes, no one will be powerful enough to make them face those responsibilities. The Sith have always been the supreme cowards in this regard.
The major irony of the Sith has always been that the freedom their power brings is curtailed by the fact that their agency is limited by it. Every single facet about them that isn’t directly linked to power is a chain.
Why does Cinemaphile still watch Star Wars? It's no longer a story. It's just the same old content you've seen before. The sequel trilogy was a retread of the original trilogy while shitting on Anakin's storyline. Most if not all of the shows on Disney Plus have nothing new to say and are met with ridicule.
The only consistent thing about this franchise by this point is that it disappoints the fans. Why are you watching this shit?
I will never understand why people are like this. I know a guy that still watches Dr Who and Star Trek and hasn't enjoyed anything released in nearly 2 decades
I’ll let you in on a secret, anon; the vast majority of the board doesn’t and never will. Almost every thread is the result of people getting the bare minimum by osmosis and then shitposting about it.
It’s particularly funny when one person, be it deranged fan or legitimate shill, outs themselves by furiously trying to correct the record, because they inevitably lie about it and then get corrected in turn by the one poor bastard who took one for the team and actually watched it.
<same old concept
It might go "against the grain" here but the variety of stories and characters Star Wars now has is significantly better than the original trilogy and even the prequels. Not everything should be white men roaming a desert or hiding on a spacecraft.
And Filoni does nothing but put his characters everywhere because "Star Wars is his now". I've seen the same shit and hypocresy with Legend towards the last few years. Disney isn't doing anything different from those old clowns it's just that books and comics didn't have the same cumbersome distribution as TV show.
I really like Star Wars when it's done well. I'm sure someone will immediately come to contradict me because contradiction is the purpose of this place, but Andor a isn't bad.
Above all, no Jedi and I can't believe the absence of Jedi made everything so better. Furthermore, for me the absence of any white actor in this show is not a really problem. I'm more concerned about the director and her exclamations.
Star Wars hasn't been good in a long, long time. Say what you want ab out the old EU but it was certainly more fun than the absolute trash Disney shits out. I hope Disney never fricking touches KOTOR stuff. The only enjoyment I get out of these Mouse Wars projects is by laughing at how awful they are. Sad times.
>thick glowsticks
look like they're playing with toys
Disney is so goddamn fricking Incompetent they can't even do lightsabers
It's a fricking sword that glows, perfect weapon for an age where we use technology for everything, and they fail at it.
All the lightsabers in nu wars look like glorified glow sticks and that completely ruins it. The stars in nu wars literally use that too, big glow sticks. watch the behind the scenes and you can see them using toys that glow
In the prequals they trained with metal bars attached to their hilts for hours and hours and put special effects on it like they did for the original trilogy.
Lightsabers are so special. That's why them being used so much in the prequals can be rather annoying. It's literally controlled color light that you use as a saber because people with the force can do so with their enhanced senses. Jedi are so advanced that they are the only ones that can use a single beam of concentrated energy, in a world where every enemy uses said energy as bullets, and still btfo everyone
Their appearance matters a lot despite this seeming like nothing but nerdy autistic shit and it's so beyond annoying that Disney can't even get that right.
Disney managed to be even more empty and money driven than George fricking Lucas. Holy hell
shut up moron
have a nice day you worthless fricking Black person.
You're right.
You're wrong and gaygish.
You’re right in every way but I personally love how fricking vibrant the sabers are in the new movies. They look so god damn good, the blue saber is like the perfect shade of blue and kylo’s electric looking flame saber with the guards is such a great idea, even if it’s impractical. That’s all, lightsabers are the coolest shit ever, etc
New look at the star and showrunner.
it's got that same artie lang cocaine nose.
>My character is a girl boss and that's really exciting because her character arc is a character arc where she goes through struggles
compelling stuff
wait she literally self inserted herself? It's a literal fricking woke vanity project?
>There's really no way that my personal private sexual preferences COULDN'T heavily influence everything I create, if you really think about it
kinda weird
how will the show explain that in the past there's not a single jedi but then in the prequels it's mostly white people?
I wish they would show more cool alien Jedi in action like Kid Fister
Doesn't look bad for a fan film.
>Killmonger Cut hairstyle meme
homie
cringe
kek
>ITS JOEVER
what does that even mean
Joe Biden was installed by the corporate elites as a puppet president and has completely failed his duty to govern the country, cut his ties with the criminals that funded his, and obama’s political careers, and unite it’s citizens. However, His presidency has been a complete and utter disaster, even beyond what was predicted. For the country of the United States…
It’s Joever…
It looks like a ball of those disgusting caperpillars that spit goo
More like Black leftie lesbian cut hairstyle.
more like ack-alright
>hire sexy woman
>make her wear badly fitting clothes and cover her with make-up
Did Disney fail Marketing 101?
I'm going to review bomb this shit harder than how Connery used to smack Diane Cilento about when she was unruly.
Like fricking clockwork, they have the Killmonger hair
I thought the colors of the light sabers meant something
they technically do but nobody cares when creating the shows
it's stupid lore anyways
Not really. In the old canon, Blue and Green where just common crystals with gold and purple being rarer ones. Red was created by bleeding the crystal using muh anger and hatred.
>Red was created by bleeding the crystal using muh anger and hatred
that's nu-disney lore
Red used to be because the sith used synthetic crystals
Oh shit, that's right. the Jedi controlled planets thing made me remember the Kinrath eggs on Dantooine.
> Red was created by bleeding the crystal using muh anger and hatred.
No, that’s disney canon. You can tell by the fact it’s fricking moronic. It was literally invented just for a CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN comic panel.
EU canon had it that Sith used synthetic crystals because the natural ones were all on planets that the Jedi controlled. When things were more even, you saw Sith and dark Jedi using blue, purple and others too, though they often used red out of tradition. Some Jedi even used red when the crystal was natural.
Lightsaber color has literally never mattered. Ever.
It has mattered since the very beginning lmfao blue/green = good and red = bad. Then we get blue means wisdom and experience and green means passion or something, purple means dark side training, etc. I think it’s cool
None of that shit is canon bro.
Only white and red do now
The only reason green lightsabers exist is because the blue blade didn't show up very well for the sunny desert scenes at the beginning of ROTJ.
I thought they had heard the backlash to this LED flood lighting dogshit. The lightsaber doesn't make your face glow with colored light any more than a laser pointer pointed ahead of you does
The new lore sucks ass so I can understand just ignoring it to give your homosexual OC whatever color you want.
they do like in AOTC, but only when there's literally no other light
It's over, the force has fallen, billions of droids must die
Tarantula head
>always two there are, a master and an apprentice
>found this out one hundred years ago, I did, when the Sith came back
>worry not, for I’m sure this time they’re extinct for definite.
Daily reminder that the Sith are the good guys. Literally did nothing wrong.
God I hope the rumours of the Sith being dindus until the evil white male corrupts them turn out to be true.
They’ve been releasing nothing but lame and boring crap for years now; they’re due for an absolutely hilarious clusterfrick
based
I hope that "Totally real and still happening" KOTOR remake bombs so Disney never even thinks about touching Revan.
>enslave the galaxy
>save the galaxy
It's just semantics. Both can be true, from a certain point of view.
>tfw no competent writer to make a Revan and Jedi Jesus buddy cop series
>but also tfw it’s safe from disney now, and drew is no longer around to rape the story even further than he already did
Power comes with responsibility; if one has the power yet shirks responsibility, then they're indolent at best and culpable for wanton violence at worst. The Sith understand this better than any Jedi: power is given to those capable of ruling those without power, because only the powerful can be trusted to do so.
Looks pretty bad. Hopefully they include the lightsaber whip so everyone can have a good laugh.
I SAW THE SÖYSABERS AND I CLAPPED
holy shit theyre literally more of a threat to themselves than anything else being that close together
I CLAPPED, ITS JUST LIKE THE PREQUELS
The concept of power has always been a complicated issue, because without power you can literally do nothing. You can only be a victim. But power corrupts mainly because it gives the feel that those who hold it no longer have to worry about the consequences of their actions. Whatever they do, even if they make mistakes, no one will be powerful enough to make them face those responsibilities. The Sith have always been the supreme cowards in this regard.
The major irony of the Sith has always been that the freedom their power brings is curtailed by the fact that their agency is limited by it. Every single facet about them that isn’t directly linked to power is a chain.
>The Sith have always been the supreme cowards in this regard.
well there's a reason "Fear" is the first thing on the path to the dark side
Why does Cinemaphile still watch Star Wars? It's no longer a story. It's just the same old content you've seen before. The sequel trilogy was a retread of the original trilogy while shitting on Anakin's storyline. Most if not all of the shows on Disney Plus have nothing new to say and are met with ridicule.
The only consistent thing about this franchise by this point is that it disappoints the fans. Why are you watching this shit?
I will never understand why people are like this. I know a guy that still watches Dr Who and Star Trek and hasn't enjoyed anything released in nearly 2 decades
I’ll let you in on a secret, anon; the vast majority of the board doesn’t and never will. Almost every thread is the result of people getting the bare minimum by osmosis and then shitposting about it.
It’s particularly funny when one person, be it deranged fan or legitimate shill, outs themselves by furiously trying to correct the record, because they inevitably lie about it and then get corrected in turn by the one poor bastard who took one for the team and actually watched it.
<same old concept
It might go "against the grain" here but the variety of stories and characters Star Wars now has is significantly better than the original trilogy and even the prequels. Not everything should be white men roaming a desert or hiding on a spacecraft.
Anyone else declare Disney star wars as non canon? So literally the opposite they want you to force to accept
And Filoni does nothing but put his characters everywhere because "Star Wars is his now". I've seen the same shit and hypocresy with Legend towards the last few years. Disney isn't doing anything different from those old clowns it's just that books and comics didn't have the same cumbersome distribution as TV show.
It's sickening how many people credit him with bringing Maul back, and everything else he stolen and raped from Legends.
If I like it, it's canon. If I don't like it, it's not canon. I only like EP4 and EP5 and Andor. The other stuff didn't happen.
Take it one step further and declare it never happened and you have no idea what people are talking about.
It looks so soulless, or just israeli.
I really like Star Wars when it's done well. I'm sure someone will immediately come to contradict me because contradiction is the purpose of this place, but Andor a isn't bad.
Above all, no Jedi and I can't believe the absence of Jedi made everything so better. Furthermore, for me the absence of any white actor in this show is not a really problem. I'm more concerned about the director and her exclamations.
Where are all the aliens?
>Killmonger haircut
again lol
It's the MC haircut for black. Ten years ago we had shaved people everywhere for that ole.
>Ten years ago
bro I know its hard, but 2009 wasn't ten years ago...
Star Wars hasn't been good in a long, long time. Say what you want ab out the old EU but it was certainly more fun than the absolute trash Disney shits out. I hope Disney never fricking touches KOTOR stuff. The only enjoyment I get out of these Mouse Wars projects is by laughing at how awful they are. Sad times.