Sony and Amy Pascal's marketing strategy:
Let's sell this girly superhero movie by not putting the actresses in hot costumes on the posters. less than a month and we haven't had a trailer with at least one action scene that would make you go see the movie, besides never showing them hot as heroines, and showing charismatic female villains or even the pathetic villain they chose
The most popular hero in the world is Spider-Man and his movies have never made fantastic box office, something they are not doing right something they're not doing right, maybe Sony should remove Pascal and bring what the fans want and have never been able to see
>not putting the actresses in hot costumes on the posters. >we haven't had a trailer with at least one action scene that would make you go see the movie, besides never showing them hot as heroines,
Because they never fillmed it. Sony is trying to hide the fact that the girls never wear spandex outside of one very brief "future vision" that Madame Web has of the girls as official Spider Girls that's meant to be a teaser of future sequels.
The girls as superheroes is literally just an Easter egg teaser. They're so incompetent,
actually movie people always make the actors unmask so they can like get they're money worth on them cuz they're expensive you know? it's usually not the actor fault it's either no mask or they hire someone else shits fricked bro
>left: try hard pose >middle: try hard pose >right: casual hoe pose
honestly they're all pretty bad but casual hoe pose looks better than frickin try hard "ugh im tough bro trust me" pose man they ain't even trying bruh
The big problem is that producer Amy Pascal doesn't like the comics and she always calls people who don't like the comics to make the movies, women's costumes are usually drawn and made by woke women who do everything possible to make the costumes not sexy in any way and the problem of these people not liking the comics makes them forget and ignore simple things in the comics, the secret identities, the mystery, the masks are an important part and those in the movies are terribly bad.
and look at these posters, the 3 actresses are wearing skimpy outfits, they can't show their arms and even Sidney can't have a cleavage, this is a red flag for women that makes them stay away from movies like this
The big problem is that producer Amy Pascal doesn't like the comics and she always calls people who don't like the comics to make the movies, women's costumes are usually drawn and made by woke women who do everything possible to make the costumes not sexy in any way and the problem of these people not liking the comics makes them forget and ignore simple things in the comics, the secret identities, the mystery, the masks are an important part and those in the movies are terribly bad.
and look at these posters, the 3 actresses are wearing skimpy outfits, they can't show their arms and even Sidney can't have a cleavage, this is a red flag for women that makes them stay away from movies like this
>that stupid fricking chinstrap on julia carpenter
why even bother with a mask like that?
Would it kill them to put the Spider-Man lenses in their masks though?
I feel like that's one of the biggest reasons these suits look like cheap cosplay. Those are just glorified sunglasses anyway so it's not like "hiding the actor's face" part is relevant here.
are there no white men starring in this?
morbius, kraven or vulture in the post credit scene
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naaahhhh homie what is that hair bro? DEEAAAAHHHH I aint even gonna glance bruh either go afro or dreads bruh wtf is that shit look like a disease man
no booba
they really don't know what they are doing
Women aren’t allowed to be sexualized anymore.
Sony and Amy Pascal's marketing strategy:
Let's sell this girly superhero movie by not putting the actresses in hot costumes on the posters. less than a month and we haven't had a trailer with at least one action scene that would make you go see the movie, besides never showing them hot as heroines, and showing charismatic female villains or even the pathetic villain they chose
>Pascal
How does she still have a job?
The most popular hero in the world is Spider-Man and his movies have never made fantastic box office, something they are not doing right something they're not doing right, maybe Sony should remove Pascal and bring what the fans want and have never been able to see
>his movies have never made fantastic box office
You are an idiot.
>How does she still have a job?
>not putting the actresses in hot costumes on the posters.
>we haven't had a trailer with at least one action scene that would make you go see the movie, besides never showing them hot as heroines,
Because they never fillmed it. Sony is trying to hide the fact that the girls never wear spandex outside of one very brief "future vision" that Madame Web has of the girls as official Spider Girls that's meant to be a teaser of future sequels.
The girls as superheroes is literally just an Easter egg teaser. They're so incompetent,
fatzula
tha mic rula
Will it be worse than Morbius, Cinemaphile?
Yes
Morbius 2: Morbier Than Ever
It’s Webbin’ time.
Worthless shill or stupid bot, frick off.
The girls look pretty good
I know they probably only wear these suits in a few short scenes but I like it
Those costumes are ass and I'm not surprised these vain b***hes refused to cover their faces for just 10 minutes.
actually movie people always make the actors unmask so they can like get they're money worth on them cuz they're expensive you know? it's usually not the actor fault it's either no mask or they hire someone else shits fricked bro
>left: try hard pose
>middle: try hard pose
>right: casual hoe pose
honestly they're all pretty bad but casual hoe pose looks better than frickin try hard "ugh im tough bro trust me" pose man they ain't even trying bruh
The big problem is that producer Amy Pascal doesn't like the comics and she always calls people who don't like the comics to make the movies, women's costumes are usually drawn and made by woke women who do everything possible to make the costumes not sexy in any way and the problem of these people not liking the comics makes them forget and ignore simple things in the comics, the secret identities, the mystery, the masks are an important part and those in the movies are terribly bad.
and look at these posters, the 3 actresses are wearing skimpy outfits, they can't show their arms and even Sidney can't have a cleavage, this is a red flag for women that makes them stay away from movies like this
How are you supposed to show cleavage in a skintight latex costume?
>that stupid fricking chinstrap on julia carpenter
why even bother with a mask like that?
They'll fix it in post.
why is 3d such shit?
these suits look ai generated.
Would it kill them to put the Spider-Man lenses in their masks though?
I feel like that's one of the biggest reasons these suits look like cheap cosplay. Those are just glorified sunglasses anyway so it's not like "hiding the actor's face" part is relevant here.
>not old enough
madame web is supposed to be old. where's the susan sarandon gilf movie poster? this shit sucks
LOOKS LIKE SONY KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU
this will flop even more than Captain Marvel
anyway, Wrong board