New monster house Yayyy

What are you expectations anons?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    worse cgi, 80 minutes long, soulless

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but the house got fricking destroyed in the end
    or is he going to pull a Freddy Krugger that the house will come back if enough people believe it exists?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An even BIGGER, SCARIER monster house. A monster MANSION.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A haunted mansion if you will

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Monster Mansion as the endgame boss, with an army of monster trailers from the haunted trailer park, and the fat kid gets attacked by a monster outhouse at one point in the movie, and the film's tagline is "HOUSEMAGEDDON"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched this shit and all I remember about it is they would constantly spam marketing that repeated that stupid "so it's a girl house..." joke.

    And I looked it up later and I think Dan Harmon had something to do with this shit.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I actually really liked this movie a lot, but my expectations aren't high

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >expectations
    we still have those?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh, maybe a haunted condo this time? A haunted timeshare?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster City?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the third movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Monster Knight would be the third one.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    haunted tent
    its just 2 hours of the tent scene from blair witch project.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fkin why? It was a decent one shot.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >director wants to

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbian ginger.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What are you expectations anons?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Character development

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think this slop looks good? I swear the dopamine receptors of you gays are completely fried at this point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get better AIslop moron

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want grown up paranormal investigator dj and skull so fricking bad bros. Or monster MALL. I fricking love this movie so much. Needs to come back asap so does over the hedge.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood is really desperate to make sequels out of anything these days, huh?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster Manor

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Filled with moronic politics, new culture war battle incoming

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    List what new body parts and functions or attacks other buildings would have hard mode: no fetishes

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How can you possibly try to top this without being painfully self aware?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woke

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was a severe lack of gays and blacks in that movie. iirc only like 1 cop was black. Unless the sister dates him I wont watch this

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Might be good if its a spinoff. Hopefully it's not another "monster house" and make them encounter other paranormal stuff. The setting and atmosphere was pretty nice.

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