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god, fricking, damn it. I didnt know this was a fricking apple movie. frick. This honestly looks terrible. Its might just be the god awful fricking trailer. I guess they have to make this historical drama palatable to fricking zoomies? Everything about how it is cut was fricking stupid. Also, theres an audio editing mistake @1:19 seconds. Cool. Is this Amatuer hour? I think Phoenix is a great actor and he was a good pic but it really isnt showcasing that. Alsom and this is just a common complaint of Ridley Scott at this point, is France some fricking cold ass place like fricking alaska? The color temp of this movie is so muted and blue. That one sun rise shot was nice tho. Honestly any excitement i had for this is now gone. Will torrent someday, FRICK APPLE.
>rating the construction of a trailer which is designed to appeal to the masses no matter what the subject matter of the film is
anon please think harder
>Conquered everything
He conquered Russia?
they burned their own city down to get him out
homie couldn't conquer Haiti with 200,000 troops.
midwits
Almost everything
I Kneel.
>movie about Napoleon by the people who have been slandering him for the past 200 years, calling him the tyrant, etc
No, I don't think I will be watching this
Judging by the level of Bongoloid butthurt in this thread, I’m comfortable calling it now. It’s kino.
Looks like horseshit, I'm sorry. And all the cuks in the youtube comments praising how "original it feels" are Apple employees
Just bland, depressing 2020s kino
the duality of frogposter
>are Apple employees
Apple is unironically a less woke company than Disney and Netflix.
Not really a high bar is it
it's getting a higher bar every day
The modern music put me off, the battles look lackluster so far even if their scale seems appropriate, I fear it may be way too stylized and
. Also he looks way too old for when he deals with the Revolutionaries and at Toulon.
there is nothing about that trailer that makes it worthy of the autistic hatred and vitriol you morons are spewing
Except for the godawful filter.
the god awful Radiohead cover
the grim filters, the untasteful cut.
So all of it
it's a pavlovian response at this point. They trained themselves to hate things like that automatically
I not a cynical hater... but that trailer just looks absolute bland.
>the board of "kino"
>hating things for no reason
If anything they like movies like "Le Bagarreur" for no reason.
As someone who hates French people, it feels kind of strange to have a British director do a movie about Napoleon. Wish they did ridiculous exaggerated fake French accents.
Also, what's with Ridley Scott gravitating towards historical epics even though he ostensibly has no interest in history accuracy? Strange phenomenon.
because some people just want to see swords clank and cannons go boom.
Check out who the writer is and it will tell you everything about historical accuracy and the success of this film.
So being born into the nobility = "coming from nothing" now? Oh, okay...
His father was low level lawyer on fricking Corsica Napoleon was firmly middle class
Although it certainly wasn't "nothing" in those days as the poster suggests it was more than enough to get him an education and a commission as an officer
nobility doesn’t automatically mean you are rich and powerful. It just means they weren’t destitute peasants
*minor nobility. He was basically a nobody. And besides, many nobles lost their wealth over time but as long as you had your family crest you're still technically a noble.
corsican nobility is not the same as french nobility
>Not in native language
why
for the same reason we're not speaking French on this board: everyone knows English.
homie turned off Gladiator because they weren't speaking classical Latin
Gladiator sucked ass too. At least latin would have made it slightly interesting. Imagine making a movie about a king who ended his life getting strangled in his bath by his gay boy toy and then throwing that out to do boring swords and sandals action shlock.
>Gladiator sucked ass too
What 0 testosterone does to a mf
>haha le no t
Fizeek, now homosexual.
The burden of proof is on you, homosexual.
>latin
>gay boy toy good
>action le bad
Holy shit nuCinemaphile is pathetic.
>says gladiator sucks arse
>thinks a better film is watching a gay pedo get strangled by a kid after raping him
dude you need jesus not your idea of 'kino', degenerate.
>Gladiator sucked ass too.
i literally did that
doesnt make money
>American accents
>Completely desaturated and blue
>Women speak more in the trailer than Napoleon does
I was excited, but the trailer flatlined all hype. Ridley hasn't had it for 30 years now.
Looks soulless as frick
I hate zoomers
>THERE'S NOT ENOUGH CAMP
>casting a schizo brother killing israelite as napoleon
dropped
God, imagine the size and shape of his penis.
It's going to be British/American propaganda. Every time the French or the Spanish empire appear on screen they perpetuate lies about them, including some that have lasted for hundreds of years
i don't know if that's how Napolean was, quiet and understated inside a hurricane, seems a lzy choice, but then Phoenix should be put out to pasture, he was way too old for Joker, and now he's too old for this
he's 4 years older than Napoleon was during the invasion of Russia and 5 years younger than he was when he died.
you moronic?
No are you ?
Honestly I never realised that many people hate Napoleon in the modern day, I thought everybody thought he was a great man.
Just assmad Angloids and probably Spanish people too.
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>he came from… light nobility
>he came from nothing
He was petty nobility
they are refering to france
His family were nobility. Hence why he was fast tracked through french military academy and brother(s?) went into government.
>Another L.A. “Napoleon” test-screening occurred this past Thursday. The one reaction gathered so far has been very mixed. There are surely more coming, so we might get a better idea of how the screening went down. For now, this is the sole reaction:
>“Ridley Scott’s 150-minute “Napoleon” has Joaquin Phoenix playing an extremely whiny character. He stays true to whatever we have heard of Napoleon in journals, aka Napoleon syndrome. His whininess gave the film a comic undertone, which was liked by few. Napoleon proclaims, "I come back from exile and see France is bankrupt, and my wife is a bawd! Great!" The battle scenes were just adequate, and there are four of them! So it ends up getting repetitive after a while. Overall Phoenix shines, but the film falters.”
>he wrote it in his journal therefore let's have him exclaim it to everyone
Gradually, I began o hate them
gee this historian was quick off the mark
?t=55
It's "Vive la France !" sale fils de pute.
I USED TO RULE THE WORLD
>He wasn’t good at drawing-room repartee. ‘Out of his mouth there never came one well-turned speech to a woman,’ recalled the accomplished smooth-talker Metternich, ‘although the effort to make one was often expressed on his face and in the sound of his voice.’ He spoke to ladies about their dresses or the number of children they had, and whether they nursed them themselves, ‘a question which he commonly made in terms seldom used in good society’.
>Essentially a compromise between Roman and common law, the Code Napoléon consisted of a reasoned and harmonious body of laws that were to be the same across all territories administered by France [...] A wife could be imprisoned for two years for adultery, while a man would only be fined. A husband would not be prosecuted if he murdered his wife caught in flagrante. The Code protected married and single men from having to support an illegitimate child, or even being identified as the father. It also prevented women from making legal contracts, taking part in lawsuits, serving as a witness in court or to births, deaths or marriages. Wives could not sell produce in markets without their husbands’ permission, and were forbidden to give, sell or mortgage property without their husbands’ written consent. Unmarried women could not be legal guardians or witness wills. In all this, the Code reflects Napoleon’s profound sexism: ‘Women should not be looked upon as equals of men,’ he said. ‘They are, in fact, only machines for making babies.’
chudbros we are fricking BACK
LOOKS LIKE LITERALLY ME KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
They shouldn't have cucked him so hard, its revenge of the nerd
It looks better than I expected, but too much CGI and it feels like The Last Duel and All Queit on the Western front remake number 3. It all feels weird, like fake world with the cgi and color.
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Except britan america China haiti Japan russia
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>Vanessa Kirby
Ruined
Why does everyone like napoleon, dude got cucked by the Duke of Wellington in battle and in bed.
He cucked 6 ~~*anglo*~~ coalitions before finally losing to russia + prussia + the UK
The anglos are still seething to this day it's like they are mimicking israelites in their generational hatred.
>Anglos are seething about a war they won which led to them becoming the dominant power in the world for the next one hundred years
You are being silly.
Literally one of the greatest men to ever live.
Because he was Europe's Hitler before there was a Hitler.
Only compared to Boney, Hitler looks like an inept and moronic gay.
waterloo was irrelevant, imo they set him free so they could beat him again and get a new more favourable treaty, napoleon ended in 1814.
Because he still would have lost even if he won waterloo, it was insignificant. Napoleon did not personally lead any battles against Britain other than at Toulon and Waterloo, Britain/Wellington played a minor role in his career.
>trailers have trailers now
fricking zoomers and their attention span
>VIVA
why do you morons never get it right? It's "vive", not viva
frick, it looks so cheap.
Should have made a series focused on Lannes, Davout and the other marshals/other noteables who orbit Napoleon. That's the only way to do it right, realisticly.
>realisticly
Opinion discarded
>everything
they should've cast chalamet instead of joaquin bro is too old
TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH
isn't Spielberg also making a Napoleon mini-series based on Kubrick's screenplay?
He must have liked how France destroyed Catholicism after the revolution.
looking at french demographics I think catholicism will outlive the french
Looks very cheap cant believe phoenix agreed to do this, the sets look like those on tv shows.
>he conquered everything
>he conquered everything
>dies a broken man on a windswept island in a British prison
Napoleon came from a noble family he didn't come from 'nothing'. He was a nepotism baby
you think you're great?
you're just a tiny little brute without me
the feminism is strong in this one
Josephine was a manipulative prostitute though.
What an absolutely fricking awful trailer
If a moeshitter hates something, that's a good sign.
Good to know. I'll be sure to keep posting some so I can watch you defend bottom of the barrel slop.
Keep posting them so I know what to watch and what to avoid
>tranime gays calling anything slop
lol and some would argue lmao
this cartoon girl is meant to represent you, right? the grown man?
>*mumbles*
>VIVA
I don't know... I always imagined Napoleon as a lot more charismatic. The trailer makes him seem solemn and stoic.
The footage looks alright, but this trailer is a fricking abomination, what the frick is this music?
>shit color grading
>shit synthetic bwaaaap soundtrack
>modern song in the trailer for a historical biopic
Generic/10.
>He came from nothing
He was a Corsican noble, he did not come from nothing.
my man don't miss
ITS KINO
TOO
FRICKING
OLD
jesus christ is Ridley aware that Napoleon was a general at 22 years old? He became king early 30s. Phoenix looks AT LEAST 50. Stop casting these old fricks for everything
Videogames did it better
TW games have such kino intros and trailers
Cinematography looks like trash. Shoot it in color with actual colors or black and white…make up your mind. Might as well shoot it on an iPhone if this is the color palette. Mggkv4
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I hate ridley scotts unnatural fricking horrible color filters.
Reminder that he wasn't considered short in his time
5'7 was average height back then
I reached a point where I cant take Phoenix more, all this dude talks about is how acting is izi, the world needs help, the poor needs help and then this dude takes on roles like Joker and Napoleon
Even though this looks shitty and Phoenix is definitely not the actor for Nappy, I hope this catches on and the Napoleon 1927 full cut finally gets released and HBO's Kubrick Napoleon miniseries is finally released from hell
*sigh* alright, let's get it out of the way, how many Black folk are in it?