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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the least funny Nedroids I've ever seen.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't laugh at this and I usually laugh at everything. I know that you have worked a lot on this comic bro and I am sorry.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    neat

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have watched cooking shows so I get it.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a good chuckle, but only because I've briefly worked in food service and understand the context surrounding the joke. It's not the best Nedroid, but I'd give it a solid 5/10 since it stays in line with the type of the humor I've come to love and expect from these comics.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worked in a kitchen people don't run around like morons yelling behind, most of the work is done before any costumers show up and we finish cooking an hour before closing unless some c**t decides to show up five minutes before closing for a seven course meal
    After that we have to clean everything up so on average we are done one hour after closing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your experience is atypical. Shocking, I know.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not, people who show up late mostly order drinks and drinks arent my problem
        we did work unil 3 am once when an influencer showed up with her entourage, some kind of podcast person, she didnt pay and didnt leave a tip either even tho we had to serve 8 people
        desserts are already done in he fridge thats why work slows down near the end

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I don't doubt that things were as you say they were, for you, at that place of employment, while you worked there.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            its not hardcore
            the way tv portrais it is just as realistic as crime shows
            you show up and do the exact same thing every single day except saturdays which are prep days so you have to show up earlier

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you meant to quote

              "in front" was funny.

              You're not hardcore for having worked in a kitchen.

              .

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having a sign saying kitchen closes an hour before closing time and latecomers can get bent
      doubt.jpg
      Restaurant owners don't want to pay overtime.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paid overtime
        HAHAHAHAHAHA

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You could just have said you're a spineless b***h willing to work for free.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i was fired because the owners had a meeting we had to show up to about changing the menu and working also as a cafe and i thought it was a good chance to share all my ideas
            at least i dont work there anymore, frick those people, we made this sauce of chopped onions and peppers in olive oil and the chef had a fight with the manager and she was told her fricking galon of sauce was chopped too thick and she had to chop it again so i volunteered to do it for her and had to sepaarate all the oily onions and peppers already chopped from the oil and chop them again and shit kept slipping because the cutting board was oily as frick and i did it only to be nice because i didnt have to, next day she texts me like 50 times asking me if i got paid and how much i got paid and the manager treatedme like shit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know how it works in the States but low-ranking chef isn't usually a salaried job.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              it evens out because mondays o wednesdays nobody goes there and if the place is empty you leave on closing
              they also feed you and we always defrozed too much meat on purpose otherwise nobody would have dinner

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What I meant was, you're being paid by the hour, you're not working for free just because you need to stay an extra hour to deep clean on Sunday or whatever.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i got paid the exact same salary which was 20% over minimum wage regardless of how many hours i worked

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah. Over here, you tell your boss how many hours you want to work each week and negotiate which shifts you'll do each given week, and you're paid from clock in to clock out. By the minute, I think, these days. So closing a little earlier or later is no big deal, because you're either getting paid more or you get to knock off early.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a nightmare, i never had a single positive interaction with he manager

                I've worked in four kitchens, and yes of course we did most of our mise en place before customers arrived. What you're describing implies either very ample space or a very low workload. You can't cut within a foot behind someone working with knives or hot utensils or even safe shit that might be wienered up if you jostle them, without telling them you're there.

                we had a fixed menu and the meat was prepared at the grill by someone else which was downstairs behind the dining area

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The boss in question would probably be your sous chef, not the restaurant manager, i.e. their job is similar to yours and they remember having your job. They aren't terrible to deal with in my experience.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "in front" was funny.

      You're not hardcore for having worked in a kitchen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricked? When you are in a dinner rush, and some frickhead is walking around with a knife behind you, he better be calling sharp behind, that's just safety

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there arent 60 people inside the kitchen and its divided by sections, the guy chopping shit is in the chopping shit sector between the stove that doesnt work properly and the fridge that gives you an electrical discharge if you ouch it directly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what sort of kitchen you're remembering, but in a classic island or line plan, with the pantry and fridges at one end and the pass at the other and half a dozen staff in between, you'll hear "behind" a LOT.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            we had most of the food premade before any costumer showed up to eat
            maybe the restaurant you worked at was a horrible mess?
            the fridge was the lenght of the endtire kitchen and was divided by sections vegetables/meat/dairy, the pantry was at he end of the kitchen and the knives and other shi were at the other end
            the only bad thing that ever happenned was a moron who useda comically oversized cuting board then attempted to wash it and the knife he was using at the same time and the board fell to the floor and the knife flew a couple feet in the air

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've worked in four kitchens, and yes of course we did most of our mise en place before customers arrived. What you're describing implies either very ample space or a very low workload. You can't cut within a foot behind someone working with knives or hot utensils or even safe shit that might be wienered up if you jostle them, without telling them you're there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I worked in a kitchen people don't run around like morons yelling behind
      Lol there better be unless you want to spill shit every day.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still the best webcomic

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spoiler

    INSTANT MEAL.
    SUPREME PUNISHMENT OF TEN THOUSAND BEARTATO'S

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had a single inkling of what's going on in that comic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All you need to know is METATRON LIVES

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kitchen humor.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is Reginald doing to those potatoes?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was straight up boring. I want my time back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This was straight up boring. I want my time back.
      this could be a new nedroid

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember reading these like 10 years ago, it was hailed as the best webcomic. Now i'm reading these again and they're just so... unfunny? Or was it just different time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a diferent time. Nedroid was never that funny.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting better Nedroid.
    I'm just like him frfr bros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      real chad move is watching gen z pay a girl to eat fake icecream over and over then remembering all the stupid shit you did when you were a teenager and realizing they arent so bad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow! I DO feel better about it all now!

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