i don't want to watch the whole movie again, someone give me the fitgirl-rip version and how do i integrate this personality without seeming like a homosexual
I've started traveling with a prostitute. It is a bit expensive, but she is really grimy so my longjohns are taking on a healthy grey from being in her company.
he knew ringo was allergic to huckleberries because he was a doctor and ringo had a med alert bracelet. How did you miss that? That is why the camera hung so long on the pistol tricks.
It's a reference to Huckleberry Finn from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer novel, written by Mark Twain. It was published in 1876, five years before the shootout at the OK Corral. Huckleberry Finn is a hobo child of some sort that the main character runs away from home with. Huckleberry Finn is a sidekick character.
Actually, it is a reference to Huckleberry Hound, a cartoon dog from the late 60s that was voiced by Ray Starkey, better known as Ringo Star of the Beatles.
Not quite, but you're close. "Huckleberry" was just slang for "right man for the job." If a guy wanted a job and was confident in his abilities he would say "I'm your huckleberry" especially in the mid to late 1800s.
Even Twain referenced this by naming his protagonist Huckleberry Finn, implying that he was capable in a pinch.
Huckleberries are a poisonous berry used by native american tribes for ritualistic suicide. He's telling Johnny Ringo that if he wants to get himself killed, Doc will do it.
He has great lines but the entire script is incredibly quotable. Very tight. Me and my friends used to be able to recite half the film easily and could banter entire scenes at random. There's literally a line for any occasion. Shitposting and meme spouting years before that became a thing.
i started waiting for someone in a group to ask something of someone and then for me to step forward and say ''i'm your huckleberry'' because of this movie
>she rings up a peach >"must be a... PEACH of a hand..." >she doesn't say anything >"you know, *reads nametag* Shaniqua, if I thought you weren't my friend... why I just don't think I could bear it." >she calls for a manager >manager approaches me and then recoils >"s-sir, are you-- SIR. there is shit rolling down your leg, I need you to leave the store NOW" >"I have not yet begun to defile myself." >security arrives and grabs my arm >"I will not be pawed at, thank you very much." >security flips me upside down and drags me off >look back at the cashier >*wink*
>Misanthrope with a death sentence rages against the dying of the light
Obviously the correct answer is to bareback third world prostitutes until you contract aids and then fight cartel members
>Holliday and four other members of the posse were still faced with warrants for Stilwell's death. The group elected to leave the Arizona Territory for New Mexico Territory and then on to Colorado. Wyatt and Holliday, who had been fast friends, had a serious disagreement and parted ways in Albuquerque.[53] According to a letter written by former New Mexico Territory Governor Miguel Otero, Wyatt and Holliday were eating at Fat Charlie's The Retreat Restaurant in Albuquerque "when Holliday said something about Earp becoming 'a damn israelite-boy.' Earp became angry and left ..."
>Earp was staying with a prominent businessman, Henry N. Jaffa, who was also president of New Albuquerque's Board of Trade. Jaffa was israeli, and based on Otero's letter, Earp had, while staying in Jaffa's home, honored israeli tradition by touching the mezuzah upon entering his home. According to Otero's letter, Jaffa told him, "Earp's woman was a israeliteess." Earp's anger at Holliday's ethnic slur may indicate that the relationship between Josephine Marcus and Wyatt Earp was more serious at the time than is commonly known.[54][55] Holliday and Dan Tipton arrived in Pueblo, Colorado in late April 1882.[1]
Now Earp was a stone-cold badass, so I don't blame him for going after Khazar milkers specifically because they were what he wanted and therefore his to take, but by God above Doc Holliday was based for calling out israelitery for what it was.
>so obsessed with israelites that he throws away the most important friendship of his life like it's no big deal
Make no mistake, this is the real reason Cinemaphile likes him.
its funny because there is no way to tell if you are talking about holliday or earp but in your mind i know its crystal clear because youre a delusion redditor
My question is, why is there still no good Wild Bill movie? I get that he didn't live to see Hollywood like Wyatt Earp, but still. He's got the best record and his reputation was largely legitimate.
For about half the movie, sure. Kasdan just didn't make it work for me. He didn't make me give a shit about a Wyatt Earp origin story, and then of course the second half is just shittier Tombstone.
I run a modified version that incorporates a bit of RDR2. My personality is a bit unstable but hopefully as I tune it it'll all work out. I'm already coughing up blood and telling people they don't want men like me anymore while refusing to elaborate. I've also been solving most of my problems with a pistol. So far so good.
It's called a joke, anon. I'm well aware that Arthur wasn't exactly a traditional cowboy, seeing as I played the game. But you do the best job you can with the tools you have. Not my fault half the dialogue is good and the other half is >I don't see a problem if two fellers wanna get married, it's 1899 not 1789 bigot
Anon, you have set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette, eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey.
>Holliday attended the Valdosta Institute,[8] where he received a classical education in rhetoric, grammar, mathematics, history and languages—principally Latin, but some French and Ancient Greek.[8]
What books should I read? Are Donte's Infernal and The Illyad?
I turned this movie off.
It sucked
poor soul, you were just too high strung
It's a shit western
you are a shit western
filtered
Tombstone is my friend.
>turned it off
>didn't shoot his screen
You skip all the crap scenes and watch kino Val performance on youtube like a normal person.
Frick off Costner.
i literally just watched this afternoon. i've been coughing and sweating all evening whilst twirling a coffee cup between my fingers
i don't want to watch the whole movie again, someone give me the fitgirl-rip version and how do i integrate this personality without seeming like a homosexual
Go work in an aluminum factory to get the coughs and then just hang it with your friends and back them up at all times
I've started traveling with a prostitute. It is a bit expensive, but she is really grimy so my longjohns are taking on a healthy grey from being in her company.
yeah all of the above, i also inhale toxic fumes so when i cough into my handkerchief there is also blood in it.
good attention to detail
Val Kilmer nowadays is kind of a dick. He is constantly making fun of Bale's batman voice for no reason.
>No reason
It's just something the based do, you wouldn't get it.
He is probably upset Bale would take his voice for granted after his own voice was ravaged by laryngeal cancer
Bale's batman voice for TDK and TDKR were trash. He should never have changed how he sounded in Begins.
I twink the standard Holliday at sl 15 with Hawkeye Gough's Sharps rifle.
>I am your huckleberry
What did he mean by this?
no idea but it sounds cool
he knew ringo was allergic to huckleberries because he was a doctor and ringo had a med alert bracelet. How did you miss that? That is why the camera hung so long on the pistol tricks.
It's a reference to Huckleberry Finn from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer novel, written by Mark Twain. It was published in 1876, five years before the shootout at the OK Corral. Huckleberry Finn is a hobo child of some sort that the main character runs away from home with. Huckleberry Finn is a sidekick character.
Actually, it is a reference to Huckleberry Hound, a cartoon dog from the late 60s that was voiced by Ray Starkey, better known as Ringo Star of the Beatles.
he was a good friend
Not quite, but you're close. "Huckleberry" was just slang for "right man for the job." If a guy wanted a job and was confident in his abilities he would say "I'm your huckleberry" especially in the mid to late 1800s.
Even Twain referenced this by naming his protagonist Huckleberry Finn, implying that he was capable in a pinch.
He was a come from behind kinda guy
Huckles are handles on a coffins
To be a “hucklebearer” means pallbearer.
He was literally threatening to show Ringo his grave.
It's a common Southern phrase, meaning "I'll be your partner"
it means he was his top guy
lot of autistic speculation and urban myths about this, but it was simply popular slang term for being a "man for the job" back then.
Huckleberries are a poisonous berry used by native american tribes for ritualistic suicide. He's telling Johnny Ringo that if he wants to get himself killed, Doc will do it.
He never said that. He said "I'm here, huckleberry"
huckleberry was ringo's middle name, doc kept mocking him by announcing that fact
it is a reference to huckleberry ferry, he was saying that he would carry him to wherever he needed to go
To put it in modern terms, he was saying if the homie was looking for a fight, he found one.
> Right-hand man is the one to take out the outlaw
Audibly shouted out kino when he walked out of the shadows
same
I unironically want to dress like a cowboy but it's too urban where i live so it may cause a problem
yeah, horses don't like minorities.
100% chance you look like Vincent "dicky Corral" Ambrosio.
no, just the gambling and whoring and probably dying alone.
>i was just fooling about
>i wasn't
KINO
>I have two guns
>I'll shoot you both
I coomed
I don't think Kilmer has a single line that isn't memorable.
"You're an oak"
"You may go now"
"I'm your huckleberry"
"I think I hate him"
etc...
One for each of ya.
He has great lines but the entire script is incredibly quotable. Very tight. Me and my friends used to be able to recite half the film easily and could banter entire scenes at random. There's literally a line for any occasion. Shitposting and meme spouting years before that became a thing.
Why is this movie so much better than The Untouchables?
because you have shit taste
why are uncrustables better than tombstone pizza? Probably the israelites.
I don't know... there's just *sigh* somethin' about him... somethin' around the mouth... reminds me of.... me.
>tfw long covid
I'm in my prime
Fricking kek
You should start drinking and acting psychotic Anon
skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
I started saying capital and calling people peaches because of this movie.
i started waiting for someone in a group to ask something of someone and then for me to step forward and say ''i'm your huckleberry'' because of this movie
I use the phrase "madcap" now and "in vino veritas" periodically.
>qt cashier asks me how I'm doing
>"dahhling I am rolling"
>she rings up a peach
>"must be a... PEACH of a hand..."
>she doesn't say anything
>"you know, *reads nametag* Shaniqua, if I thought you weren't my friend... why I just don't think I could bear it."
>she calls for a manager
>manager approaches me and then recoils
>"s-sir, are you-- SIR. there is shit rolling down your leg, I need you to leave the store NOW"
>"I have not yet begun to defile myself."
>security arrives and grabs my arm
>"I will not be pawed at, thank you very much."
>security flips me upside down and drags me off
>look back at the cashier
>*wink*
Evidently Mr. Anon here is an educated man...
Now I really hate him.
got me big time
Tombstone is a great western you gays, best one in the 90s
>Name's Huck.
>Huck L. Berry.
>You're standing on my grass.
>Now draw.
K.I.N.O.
>Misanthrope with a death sentence rages against the dying of the light
Obviously the correct answer is to bareback third world prostitutes until you contract aids and then fight cartel members
Symbolic of the South. Val Kilmer said as much in one of his interviews.
educated southern gentleman scholar and gunfighter, there's no other character which fits this gripemos there
Anytime someone has ever tried to stop me from continuing drinking I will yell "I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO DEFILE MYSELF!".
>Holliday and four other members of the posse were still faced with warrants for Stilwell's death. The group elected to leave the Arizona Territory for New Mexico Territory and then on to Colorado. Wyatt and Holliday, who had been fast friends, had a serious disagreement and parted ways in Albuquerque.[53] According to a letter written by former New Mexico Territory Governor Miguel Otero, Wyatt and Holliday were eating at Fat Charlie's The Retreat Restaurant in Albuquerque "when Holliday said something about Earp becoming 'a damn israelite-boy.' Earp became angry and left ..."
>Earp was staying with a prominent businessman, Henry N. Jaffa, who was also president of New Albuquerque's Board of Trade. Jaffa was israeli, and based on Otero's letter, Earp had, while staying in Jaffa's home, honored israeli tradition by touching the mezuzah upon entering his home. According to Otero's letter, Jaffa told him, "Earp's woman was a israeliteess." Earp's anger at Holliday's ethnic slur may indicate that the relationship between Josephine Marcus and Wyatt Earp was more serious at the time than is commonly known.[54][55] Holliday and Dan Tipton arrived in Pueblo, Colorado in late April 1882.[1]
Now Earp was a stone-cold badass, so I don't blame him for going after Khazar milkers specifically because they were what he wanted and therefore his to take, but by God above Doc Holliday was based for calling out israelitery for what it was.
>so obsessed with israelites that he throws away the most important friendship of his life like it's no big deal
Make no mistake, this is the real reason Cinemaphile likes him.
He was clearly ribbing Wyatt and likely didn't think he turned into that much of a pissy baby about it.
Wyatt could no longer handle the bantz.
its funny because there is no way to tell if you are talking about holliday or earp but in your mind i know its crystal clear because youre a delusion redditor
So that's why Earp spent the rest of his life in the gold business and politics after Tombstone
My question is, why is there still no good Wild Bill movie? I get that he didn't live to see Hollywood like Wyatt Earp, but still. He's got the best record and his reputation was largely legitimate.
Sucks they killed him off immediately on Deadwood
Anyone seen Kevin Costner's Wyatt Earp? I was thinking of watching it tonight
Waste of time
Dances with Wolves was good and that was 4 hours. What's wrong with Wyatt Earp?
Imagine Tombstone but with fricking awful pacing and slightly worse casting (largely worse in Costner's case). The 190 minutes wasn't justified.
Doesn't it focus more on Wyatt's early life and what made him the man he was?
For about half the movie, sure. Kasdan just didn't make it work for me. He didn't make me give a shit about a Wyatt Earp origin story, and then of course the second half is just shittier Tombstone.
I run a modified version that incorporates a bit of RDR2. My personality is a bit unstable but hopefully as I tune it it'll all work out. I'm already coughing up blood and telling people they don't want men like me anymore while refusing to elaborate. I've also been solving most of my problems with a pistol. So far so good.
>modeling your personality after a gay cuck
stop while you still can
It's called a joke, anon. I'm well aware that Arthur wasn't exactly a traditional cowboy, seeing as I played the game. But you do the best job you can with the tools you have. Not my fault half the dialogue is good and the other half is
>I don't see a problem if two fellers wanna get married, it's 1899 not 1789 bigot
What do y'all think? Is this a legit photo of Wyatt? Was discovered pretty recently.
Hard to say. He's old as shit there. He's got the mustache for it at least.
Anon, you have set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette, eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey.
>Holliday attended the Valdosta Institute,[8] where he received a classical education in rhetoric, grammar, mathematics, history and languages—principally Latin, but some French and Ancient Greek.[8]
What books should I read? Are Donte's Infernal and The Illyad?
close but you're running the wrong kilmer setup
>you've had your whole life to prepare for this moment. why aren't you ready?
His destiny is to be autistic and wearing a bad wig so Heat will always be the toppest Kilmer setup.