When a big name is added to a project during production that you weren't expecting does it make you excited? I wouldn't have guessed MIKE FRICKING FLANAGAN would show up, this is honestly really really exciting. He is such a big name in the horror genre.
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how much did you pay him?
It's not done yet? It's debuting in July, what the frick are they doing?
Its older news I was just wanting to discuss the concept
>older
that article was posted 13 days ago
Is this tell that to zod's snapped neck guy? kek
Holy. Can we stop saying this yet? It's not funny anymore. Like at all.
It's on the way Look at this
>what the frick are they doing?
shilling campaign on the Cinemaphiles
remember when Eggers tried that with "the Northman"
it was rejected by SXSW and sundance, but accepted into fantasia fest (a C-grade festival)
Oh look another rumor spreading moron.
hi Christ Stuckmann
I'm sure Critical Drinker will give a fair and honest review of Shelby Oaks. Probably a few cutaways of Peter Dinklage puking his guts out. One or two, tops.
He'll love it. But it doesnt matter either way, Drinker is a fake alcoholic, thats weird.
Oh okay so you don't understand how Hollywood productions are done nowadays, look, most big budget films will have full on reworkings months before the premiere.
Okay? Is that not a long time to you?
Hi Chris
What is it with RLM fanboys thinking everyone is Stuckmann
Stuckmann doesnt post on Cinemaphile. He doesnt need this promotion from you.
are you chris, his wife or just an intern they hired for free to spam the chans?
Youre a moron. Read this
and shut up already.
>he thinks he can shill on Cinemaphile without being called out
lol consider yourself lucky you're not range banned yet
No shilling here. This is clearly a simple discussion thread.
>Drinker is a fake alcoholic, thats weird.
True, I am eternally pissed that actually alcoholics don't get enough representation on Youtube!
>film premiers in 2 months
>bring in outside talent because you can't finish it yourself
This must be an absolute shit show, someone just post the autistic Stuckmann Drive fan film webms so I can leave this thread
Mike Flanagan is helping DISTRIBUTE the film under his company, not FINISHING the movie.
It's either going to be good or bad, let's wait and see, dummies.
>helping DISTRIBUTE the film under his company
dont they literally pay you to be on Netflix?
wasnt this movie already finished filming? why are they paying a ton of money for a producer now?
Just a marketing stunt, he gets money they get a big name
>AHHH I DONT KNOW WHAT POST PRODUCTION IS AHHH
>POST PRODUCTION
That means AFTER production. why would you hire a producer AFTER production? Feel free to cite any previous examples of this.
You dont know anything about Hollywood. Also read this
Flanagan has Netflix and Hollywood connections which is half a producers role. Probably hoping for wider distribution.
I thought it was finished and rejected by film festivals.
He just want a quick frick
>I'm a sick frick I like a sneed chuck
>Flanagan
dis gonna suck
Nope.
I love it.
You don't know whats going on. Its okay just be honest.
>EVERYONE WHO LIKES STUCKMANN HAS TO BE STUCKMANN
This is getting old
>to assist in completion
i.e. it's almost unwatchable so they're bringing in a somewhat recognisable genre figure to fix this shitshow in post
Flanagan is good at series but his films are mid as frick.
this is gonna be like a high budget breen movie but worse
Audiences walked out of the preview screenings and checked into Canadian suicide booths
Never happened
>Shelby Oaks
Sounds like its where some of the Simpsons characters live
Its supposed to feel as though its supposed to be a normal town, but has something secretly dark lingering underneath the facade
So it's a shameless ripoff of A Nightmare on Elm Street?
the name literally LITERALLY sounds like a grandma who lives at a retirement home
>MIKE FRICKING FLANAGAN
Literally fricking who? What has he done that's good?
He's a jobber who hangs off of Stephen King's jock his entire career, like a dollar store version of Frank Darabont.
All the reddit shilling for this homosexual movie has piqued my pattern recognition and I now know FOR A FACT that it will be instantly forgotten garbage.
I've never understood the amount of hate Chris gets in here. It's frankly absurd, considering I've never made anything to deserve it.
I just think of this every time this shit is posted now: