I feel that, at this point, Kathleen Kennedy is purposefully destroying Star Wars because maybe she gave Lucas an idea way back when and he rejected her so now she’s having her vengeance.
She already has her own production company lined up for when she's done with Lucasfilm, so expect her to launch her own "good" take on Star Wars when she gets there Joke's on her, whatever she makes will inevitably be either shit or so mediocre that being attached to the name Kennedy will bomb it for her
Her name sounds like a japanese video game studio making up fake Canadian hockey player names for their NES game rosters like they used to for American baseball games
Do these people actually think anyone wants this? I refuse to believe they’re this stupid. It seems so obviously intentional like they’re trying to sink a giant ship and profit off of it somehow in the background aka Mr. Bialystock in The Producers
>Springtime for Iger and Kennedy >Winter for all the old fans
If The Marvels had made a billy, I suspect Iger would have been found dead of """"auto-erotic asphyxiation""" a week later and a couple of Chinese diplomats would have suddenly left the country without telling their servants or selling their homes.
>Springtime for Iger and Kennedy >Winter for all the old fans
If The Marvels had made a billy, I suspect Iger would have been found dead of """"auto-erotic asphyxiation""" a week later and a couple of Chinese diplomats would have suddenly left the country without telling their servants or selling their homes.
Did you see how they reacted when Luke Skywalker showed up in The Mandalorian? They want to dismantle this franchise and build something new on top of it.
Kathleen queefed so hard it rumbled the entire Lucasfilm offices and Iger could smell it from his window. He called and complained about the smell assuming it was a gas leak from the nearby fish factory.
Kathleen apparently got real pissy about it considering she's been trying to get rid of both Luke and Han as faces of the franchise in order to market it as a sole female power fantasy. She probably thought it would bring a new hope to old fans of the franchise.
Makes sense. Luke isn't as much of an emotionally compelling character compared to Han, especially since his teachings from Yoda nearly turned him from an impatient youngman who acts like he's hot shit to a monk devoid of emotional attachments as you would expect from the teachings of the previous Jedi Order. He would arguably be very unpopular with a female audience.
Im honestly starting to believe theyre getting funded by someone on the side. Theres no way they wouldnt course correct after bleeding money on every front if they cared about money
That's exactly what's happening kek how do you not know about Blackrock and ESG ratings and all the israelitery that is modern business? Every company is owned by Blackrock because Blackrock owns majority shares of nearly every company on Earth. They tell companies what to do and provide funding based on who is the Best Goy. These pet projects lose money on paper, but give them a higher ESG rating, which allows for more funding. It's a humiliation ritual where you produce shit products but have enough minorities represented, so you're kept afloat.
It isn't and it isn't coming out lol
Video games, cartoons, books. They need to let the big shit rest for a long time and go back to spinoff material that isn't some hokey live action show they can't afford to do well enough to make it worth it.
>the first director who is a woman and person of color born in the fall in the second half of the last century without any severe complications to a family that had 3 dogs and 4 other kids who all enjoyed Star Wars
Do women enjoy being pandered to like this? The amount of hoops we all jump through to commend these women for living their lives is absurd, especially considering they're shit at their jobs.
Pajeets ruin everything.
I feel that, at this point, Kathleen Kennedy is purposefully destroying Star Wars because maybe she gave Lucas an idea way back when and he rejected her so now she’s having her vengeance.
She already has her own production company lined up for when she's done with Lucasfilm, so expect her to launch her own "good" take on Star Wars when she gets there
Joke's on her, whatever she makes will inevitably be either shit or so mediocre that being attached to the name Kennedy will bomb it for her
This makes absolutely no sense, which is why a woman would think this. I believe you’re right.
Her name sounds like a japanese video game studio making up fake Canadian hockey player names for their NES game rosters like they used to for American baseball games
Do these people actually think anyone wants this? I refuse to believe they’re this stupid. It seems so obviously intentional like they’re trying to sink a giant ship and profit off of it somehow in the background aka Mr. Bialystock in The Producers
>Springtime for Iger and Kennedy
>Winter for all the old fans
If The Marvels had made a billy, I suspect Iger would have been found dead of """"auto-erotic asphyxiation""" a week later and a couple of Chinese diplomats would have suddenly left the country without telling their servants or selling their homes.
Kek this
Did you see how they reacted when Luke Skywalker showed up in The Mandalorian? They want to dismantle this franchise and build something new on top of it.
I haven’t watched a single SW thing Disney has produced so no. What happened when Luke showed up?
Kathleen queefed so hard it rumbled the entire Lucasfilm offices and Iger could smell it from his window. He called and complained about the smell assuming it was a gas leak from the nearby fish factory.
Kathleen apparently got real pissy about it considering she's been trying to get rid of both Luke and Han as faces of the franchise in order to market it as a sole female power fantasy. She probably thought it would bring a new hope to old fans of the franchise.
She greenlit Solo, and Han hadn't been the face of star wars honestly in a long time. If she had a problem with someone it's Luke.
Makes sense. Luke isn't as much of an emotionally compelling character compared to Han, especially since his teachings from Yoda nearly turned him from an impatient youngman who acts like he's hot shit to a monk devoid of emotional attachments as you would expect from the teachings of the previous Jedi Order. He would arguably be very unpopular with a female audience.
Fricking jej
>Steven Knight
could be alright or absolutely shit
Holy shit, that's almost as good as being the first woman
They have to specify feature film because like 60% of their Disney+ slops episodes have been directed by women
No WFBM no watch
>first woman director
AHEM!??!?!??!?!?
Her recent weight gain puts her solidly in the male gender.
Deborah Chow, another canadian, also directed some Mandalorian episodes.
>every single woman directed movie nowadays has different directors in charge of action scenes
look it up. its real.
Im honestly starting to believe theyre getting funded by someone on the side. Theres no way they wouldnt course correct after bleeding money on every front if they cared about money
That's exactly what's happening kek how do you not know about Blackrock and ESG ratings and all the israelitery that is modern business? Every company is owned by Blackrock because Blackrock owns majority shares of nearly every company on Earth. They tell companies what to do and provide funding based on who is the Best Goy. These pet projects lose money on paper, but give them a higher ESG rating, which allows for more funding. It's a humiliation ritual where you produce shit products but have enough minorities represented, so you're kept afloat.
I just want a trilogy or TV series based on the Darth Plagueis novel.
>Kneel
Yes, she’ll have to if she’s going to suck my dick
Wasn’t Patty Jenkins directing a movie then they told her to stop? How can this one be the first?
"Because shut up, fascist patrimonger."
I wont believe this will be made. No one thinks people want this. And to announce it's going to be a trilogy? It's just not real.
It isn't and it isn't coming out lol
Video games, cartoons, books. They need to let the big shit rest for a long time and go back to spinoff material that isn't some hokey live action show they can't afford to do well enough to make it worth it.
>the first director who is a woman and person of color born in the fall in the second half of the last century without any severe complications to a family that had 3 dogs and 4 other kids who all enjoyed Star Wars
Do women enjoy being pandered to like this? The amount of hoops we all jump through to commend these women for living their lives is absurd, especially considering they're shit at their jobs.
>gloating about robbing Patty Jenkins of that title
>first woman something
Every time just like the first eh?
SIR DO NOT BLOODY REDEEM b***h BASTARD
>only ever made a couple of very unprofitable activist documentaries
so short Disney stocks?