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Jesus, what a forced way to shoehorn Seinfeld in this topic
You DID buy the boxed set, didn't you?
Just to see Cheney's clowns make fools of themselves.
>the comparison is that both "shows" are/were very popular
wow
I love how Jason has been trying so hard to reinvent himself as a politics guy, he’ll always be George
He'll always be Duckman to me.
you're not interesting for liking a show that ran for a few seasons almost 3 decades ago
He was interesting enough for your to respond...
At first I thought he was comparing the dead kids in Texas to Seinfeld. That would be funnier.
>GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET *bang bang*
frick
>What’s the deal with mass shootings
>Theme tune plays amongst laughter, gun fire and screaming kids
Write a Jan 6 episode. Who'd go, and what happens while they're there?
Kramer somehow causes it on accident just like the 9/11 screenplay
Kramer and Elaine (she goes because her bf Puddy is a Sovereign Citizien Trump Supporter)
Elaine gets shot in the neck
by Crazy Joe Davola. After he gets caught his brother gives an interview about how much comped shrimp he gets
>George: Turn on the news! They're storming the Capital, Jerry!
>Jerry: They're what!?
>George and Jerry scramble to the couch, Jerry grabs the remote and turns on the television. Both watch the news report with full attention.
>Reporter: We now go live to Channel 6 News Reporter Christine Chandler who's with one of the protestors
>Jerry:.....KRAMER?
>Kramer: This is the way society functions! Don't you want to be a part of society?
>Jerry and George stare at the TV agape.
>chris chan on seinfeld
holy shit
George: Chris Chan DID WHAT?
Kramer: Fricked his mother.
Jerry: She fricker her mother??
Kramer: Fricked her, Mojambo!
Elaine: Robertchu is NOT gonna be pleased with this.
He's right. Both are heavily scripted and filled with israelites.
This.
This
US Congress is Zionist occupied territory fighting for Israel's interests
>The Insurrection
>Jerry and George qccidently get wrapped up in a riot when visiting the Capital with Kramer
>Kramer tries to uncover the identity of Q after being told about him by Bob Sacamano
>Elaine wants to break up with her boyfriend after discovering he voted for Trump, but wants to keep using his various subscription services
tries to uncover the identity of Q after being told about him by Bob Sacamano
wants to break up with her boyfriend after discovering he voted for Trump, but wants to keep using his various subscription services
Qino
Funny how Q completely vanished from the headlines as soon as Trump left Office.
Doesn't it just percolate your pistachios?
Didn't Q say Trump was gonna win
Q was created by the FBI to make Trump supporters look like lunatics.
Maybe it was co-opted at some point or something, but I very clearly remember Q's inception on /misc/ and it felt like a textbook larper. There were tons of them at the time, and plenty of brain damaged schizos to feed them
it wasn't even /misc/, it was another chan and most of the bs came from FB groups to pol lmao. This site is nothing but a honeypot these days, I didn't see anything from the last couple of years, none of the events, not the "insurrection", not the "bogalo boys" or whatever, nothing, discussed on /misc/ until it actually happened.
>it wasn't even /misc/, it was another chan
No, it started on /misc/ and moved to infinity after mods started deleting Q shit
it literally wasn't. Post trump /misc/ is incapable of creating something like that.
>post-trump /misc/ was incapable of creating boomer schizo shit
Are you moronic?
And Q started popping up months before he even got elected
you know what I mean you dumb motherfricker. Post trump /misc/ is everything since 2014-15
make them? well...
>Dude, Russian collusion and monkeypox…
didn't they all move from facebook/twitter to gab etc
it's more hush hush now i guess
NO REFUNDS!
You know what else is funny? How mass shootings start happening whenever there's an election and/or gun legislation on the docket. It's so funny and coincidental that it's almost like it's by design to scare people into disarming themselves.
Almost as funny as a bunch of hillbilly Trumpers trying to follow the breadcrumbs of anonymous shitposts to bring down a non-existent deep state boogeyman
>t.cut his dick off and says he's a woman now
Nothing can ever be as ridiculous as you
funny how newbieots and morons on here thought it was real
>George and Jerry are milling about and the police let them into the capital where everyone stays within the velvet ropes
>George complains that the riot isn't rioty enough
>Jerry says to knock over a podium or something then
>George is shot 87 times by a capital police officer and he and Jerry become the face of the "Nero Nazi Uprising"
Kek perfect. Isn't this what Jason meant?
Puddy is absolutely a Trump guy. That or special guest star Jay Johnson plays Elaine's Qanon bf. The show wouldn't be allowed to be this funny
you should pitch to larry david.
>costanza gets into cigar smoking
>elaine is doing undercover in qanon as research for a major publishing deal of a comicbook movie tie in where conspiratards are the villain
>kramers new business scheme is selling MIlsurp to wingnuts
>kramer goes to jan 6 protest to sell wares
>Newman is coincidentally doing the samething at the protest
>costanza reads about a senator with a recent insider trading scandal and an eccentric cigar collection and goes to the protest to try to sneak into the senators office with jerry
>after getting shown up by newman kramer dresses up in riot gear to try to advertise his milsurp
>riot police mistake him for one of them and place him in front of the entrance
>costanza tries to talk his way into the capitol but runs into kramer in the riot gear pretending to be a cop
>kramer ends up opening the velvet ropes and letting every one file into the capitol and laughs at newman as everyone leaves his milsurp gear stand
>costanza and jerry sneak into the senators office and steal rare cigars and brandy
>elaine ends up getting found out by qanon people and scuffle starts
>jerry and costanza standing in a corner smoking and drinking get bumped into by the scuffle dousing a flag in cognac
>costanza complaining about staining his shirt ends up lighting the flag on fire with his cigar and freaks out stomping the flag on fire while cursing the senator
>this fills the crowd with fervor and turns the place into a full blown riot
>riot pushes elaine against door and secret service shoot elaine
>after getting shown up by newman kramer dresses up in riot gear to try to advertise his milsurp
>riot police mistake him for one of them and place him in front of the entrance
most i can see this happening.
I'm sure I've seen this exact post before.
THESE HEARINGS...ARE MAKING ME....THIRSTY
>H-HEY GUYS, REMEMBER ME? I USED TO BE ON SEINFELD! PLEASE LISTEN TO MY OPINIONS
sorry shig, not my thing.
> It's another /misc/ take a field trip thread
Lot of these going on.
>it’s another corporate media owned by the same people who buy our politicians thread
>It's a trial about nothing
Apt.
I don't think Seinfeld was a very frightening story, to be honest.
I hate him as himself and as George. He’s just a piece of shit in the shape of a donut
>it’s too frightening a story
>a bunch of people went into a government building and sat there until they left!!! Insanity!!!
If only it was a more fiery, but mostly peaceful protest. Those seem to be ok
The most frightening thing was that the police shot and killed an unarmed woman and the same people that marched for Floyd acted like she deserved it
The cops were afraid for their lives. If only they had a more relaxing job like standing outside a school and waiting for the designated shooter to run out of bullets
>cops are monsters, they're murdering unarmed people!
>well she was being a threat to our democracy...
>cops are useless defend the police!
>what do you mean self-defense? Ban guns and let the police protect you
My advice, then, is to take the televised January 6th hearings for the grand entertainment it’s intended to be. Enjoy the sob stories of the Capitol Police officers pretending to suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder. Behold the terrible “threat to our Democracy” of the bare-chested interloper in a horned helmet chatting-up security guards in the Senate chamber. Note the “insurrectionists” taking seditious selfies in statuary hall and trying to fob off with souvenir furnishings. See Rep. Liz Cheney fulminate with scorn and disgust against her orange nemesis. Sympathize with committee Chair Bennie G. Thompson as he bangs his gavel and cries for order when any live witness utters the name Ashli Babbitt. Watch Rep. Adam Kinzinger turn on the waterworks. Take it all in and ask yourself: who exactly seeks to subvert this republic of ours?
israelites being israelites, wow what a surprise.
It'll be like the last episode of Seinfeld, stupid and moronic, nobody should go to jail for making fun of a fat guy getting robbed and opting out of helping him. The fat guy should have lost weight and armed himself.
>trying to overthrow the government because you lost a popularity contest
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Leftists did for 4 years
Well I wasn't going to watch but since this israelite israelite told me I guess I have to now. Why couldn't have I been one of the chosen ones
What year does this guy think it is 2004?
No one gives a frick about Seinfeld reruns anymore and you'd be hard pressed to find them on actual cable.
Local Fox stations, Turner group stations, and CC all run Seinfeld still.
nobody asked and your post didn't contradict what the other anon said
Did you miss the deal netflix made to buy the show? $500m+ to get the rights.
Maybe they threw that money at it without a clue what they were doing, but I think it's safe to assume they did a little research before blowing half a billion on one show
you know what they say, you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
The January 6th obsession is embarrassing. You have a failing economy and a world on the brink of collapse, and lefties are still crying about grandmas walking into buildings. It's getting to the point where the general population will start wishing January 6th did amount to something seeing as Biden has failed to do anything meaningful.
>January 6th didn't happen, but it should have
It really is like the modern holocaust
January 6th was a peaceful protest though?
>a hearing airing in primetime
What a qorld we live in.
>people don't want others to stand up to the government in any way shape or form
My friend Bob Sacamano lived in country like that once...
Americans, how did we survive the worst attacks since 12 months of BLM murder riots?
am ukraine watching this rn. can't believe. tears for american!
thanks ukraine. pls send $40 billion to help clean up the water bottles the insurrection didn't recycle.
The fact this is from NYP makes me wonder if they're intentionally meming by using that pic
Then what was the NYT doing here?
Not our HECKIN book shelves!
lol where are the books?
That's NYT. Different from NYP. Not nearly as many shitposters write the articles there.
Yeah they just have to retract most of their articles after it turns out their fact checkers didn't check any facts and printed obvious lies yet again.
I recall a lot of jubilation here and on /misc/ that particular day. Why so sour about the attention now?
Why are the right wing so inept that they can't even do an insurrection correctly?
Like the left in Portland who spent 9 months attacking the same courthouse every night with fire bombs and never once got inside?
The funniest part was when they'd knock the fence down and suddenly the crowd would disperse. Every single night. All bark no bite.
this is a israelite that changed his last name to Alexander, to be clear
Jerry get sedition charges
Are there people who do not know that there was massive unpoliced unpunished rioting in almost every city?
It'll be like Seinfeld in that it's a bunch of israelites whining about nothing
Lol
Julia already did this though
>both end with trials of people who did nothing wrong
>Protesting is part of our democracy
>NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!
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