Women put all this effort into manipulating their faces according to some gay man's suggestions, but fail to realize that they have all the equipment to awaken a primal attraction for men easily by implying wetness and odours through visual cues.
My only expectation is that she commits to the role and gets fit to compensate being a foot shorter. Please god gib musclebound Anya. Just this once. Also, period accurate wardrobe or we riot.
She's not a beard, it's genuine. That being said, Enrique has been candid about the fact that he struggles finding condoms small enough for his member.
>5'3 ugly ayyylmao b***h playing a 6'1 russian goddess
Fricking hell. Also, "latino". Fricking hell she's a britbong with a grandma from Barcelona, and she lived briefly in Buenos Aires until she was 6 years old, in a rich gated community for rich foreigners, because her daddy is an 80 year old britbong millionaire who is funding and bribing her fake career. Otherwise she lived in England and the US.
Tired of these boring Tennis movies. I want a good figureskating biopic featuring Alina Zagitova, Anna Shcherbakova, Kamila Valieva, Alexandra Trusova, Veronika Zhilina, and others. I mean think about it... if you want to focus on women's sports for a movie, then why do Tennis, when Men's Tennis is unarguably the more intense and more watched sport. You should focus on a female-dominated sport instead.
>5'3 latino playing lanky 6'7 russian
ok no.
>the muttlands is running out of white actresses
>latino
she's a bong with one Spanish grandmother
she speaks perfect espanol and ortega cant lol
>white woman speaks european language
are you react the same way when an italian american starts speaking italian?
A white woman that could speak fluent Italian? Now that would be something!
>Swedish, Swiss, German, Dutch
>not white
LMAO
That's to be expected of Mexican Americans. Their Spanish abilities are typically only slightly better than their English abilities.
Anya is 5'8"
I would only watch a movie about tennis if it had shots like this.
>imagine.jpg
ESS TUH ESS
DONT LOOK UP MARTINA HINGIS
fricking connoisseur, women's tennis used to be fantastic
>sweat drenched vulva and butthole
Ponder the aroma.
Think she knows every guy is looking at her ass, or she's oblivious to the lust it provokes?
Women put all this effort into manipulating their faces according to some gay man's suggestions, but fail to realize that they have all the equipment to awaken a primal attraction for men easily by implying wetness and odours through visual cues.
DAYUM.
Unfortunately bottom right is shoopped
give me 2 hours of this over whatever shit they are cooking up after recasting ofc
what about shots like this
she took it like a champ
During the game or after?
They shit from there
My only expectation is that she commits to the role and gets fit to compensate being a foot shorter. Please god gib musclebound Anya. Just this once. Also, period accurate wardrobe or we riot.
nice clam.
is that enrique iglesias' gf?
his beard yes
She's not a beard, it's genuine. That being said, Enrique has been candid about the fact that he struggles finding condoms small enough for his member.
you're thinking of Kornikova
nope
it was another russian tennis bride for export
>enrique iglesias
now that's a name i haven't heard in a decade
>that Hispanic mystery meat New American playing Sharapova
its just too funny these days
>5'3 ugly ayyylmao b***h playing a 6'1 russian goddess
Fricking hell. Also, "latino". Fricking hell she's a britbong with a grandma from Barcelona, and she lived briefly in Buenos Aires until she was 6 years old, in a rich gated community for rich foreigners, because her daddy is an 80 year old britbong millionaire who is funding and bribing her fake career. Otherwise she lived in England and the US.
Okay.
Who is going to be the token troony and who is going to be blacked?
They already have the Williams for both parts.
literally blackwashing
ayy-washing
Sharapova vs Williams always reminded me of humans vs Uruk-hais, who will play the monster?
Andy Serkis
Terry crews
for me its
Why are there no tennis biopics?
Tired of these boring Tennis movies. I want a good figureskating biopic featuring Alina Zagitova, Anna Shcherbakova, Kamila Valieva, Alexandra Trusova, Veronika Zhilina, and others. I mean think about it... if you want to focus on women's sports for a movie, then why do Tennis, when Men's Tennis is unarguably the more intense and more watched sport. You should focus on a female-dominated sport instead.
>and it's a pretty wild one
>tennis player
Nothing wild about that, wild would be playing a murderer or drug addict. Modern journalists are SO bad.
Tennis is really boring
make the emma movie you cowards
>2023
>I am forgotten
hahaha no fricking chance anon
She is a disgrace
Mergy Shergop tight skirmt playigm balls! Newo movgie yuy!
Kathryn Winnick would’ve been a better choice, but she is a little older
NOT MY TENNIS SCREAM QUEEN
>elizabeth debicki better choice
It is already in the works, she will be played by Zendaya
Oh, the first 30mins or so I would just be like "how the frick are her eyes so far apart"...easy pass.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she has probably not led a life interesting enough to warrant a biopic.