since they made world sports political, they accuse every country they don't like of doping even though they're all on the same shit
also, Serena is a literal ape, she does not belong in human competition
Imagine you're this hot-as-frick mega-Stacy household name and you find out that post-bucc Aylmao is going to play you in your biopic. I'd literally sue someone.
Downgrade of the century.
Actress isn't hot enough
should've had Debicki play her, she actually looks like her and is the same height
the fish-faced b***h is like 6 inches shorter than Sharapova
Damn, I didn't know Maria was so tall.
Maria is 6'2" and Taylor-Joy is 5'8", she could literally use her as a dildo
She's 5'8"? I thought Anya was like 5'3"...
Now I want to frick her
Multiple white tennis players fricked her up
height does not matter in movies, it can be easily faked.
remember how sharapova is the doper while serena is the greatest tennis player ever
if they pulled that they can have coke prostitute play her
since they made world sports political, they accuse every country they don't like of doping even though they're all on the same shit
also, Serena is a literal ape, she does not belong in human competition
She's too skinny for the the role. Maria actually has an ass.
>Anya is going to make these sounds
Sweet baby jesus
Imagine you're this hot-as-frick mega-Stacy household name and you find out that post-bucc Aylmao is going to play you in your biopic. I'd literally sue someone.
isn't it pretty much a standard to pick a more attractive actor to portray the real person?
I hope maria spanks the ayys bottom behind the scenes
How much of the movie will be just over the top orgasm scream followed by racket sound effects
maria is such an overrated player
barely run anything. just a pretty face
i used to train with her at img academy
dad was such a c**t
shut up you jealous moron b***h have a nice day
serena you will never be a human no matter how many white dudes you let cum in your gaping cavern
i hate serena also her dad is a nice schizo tho
>another bongoloid playing russian
everytime.
What the frick is wrong with her eye placement
she's russian
Why do they keep casting her as Russians?
Why do they keep pushing these weirdos with eyes on the side of their heads?
Maybe she could play Murbella.
Acclimating the populace to human alien hybrids.
whose dick is sucking so much that she's put in every goddamn movie nowadays
Damn I thought you meant Lana Sharapova and got excited
It's truly over for hohols
sounds like an exciting movie
>main character practices tennis a lot
>wins tennis competitions
Nothing against her, but how in hell does she warrant a biopic?
Why are Hollywood producers so infatuated with this ayy lmao?