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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Downgrade of the century.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actress isn't hot enough

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    should've had Debicki play her, she actually looks like her and is the same height
    the fish-faced b***h is like 6 inches shorter than Sharapova

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I didn't know Maria was so tall.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maria is 6'2" and Taylor-Joy is 5'8", she could literally use her as a dildo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's 5'8"? I thought Anya was like 5'3"...
          Now I want to frick her

          serena you will never be a human no matter how many white dudes you let cum in your gaping cavern

          Multiple white tennis players fricked her up

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      height does not matter in movies, it can be easily faked.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember how sharapova is the doper while serena is the greatest tennis player ever
    if they pulled that they can have coke prostitute play her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      since they made world sports political, they accuse every country they don't like of doping even though they're all on the same shit
      also, Serena is a literal ape, she does not belong in human competition

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's too skinny for the the role. Maria actually has an ass.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anya is going to make these sounds
      Sweet baby jesus

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine you're this hot-as-frick mega-Stacy household name and you find out that post-bucc Aylmao is going to play you in your biopic. I'd literally sue someone.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it pretty much a standard to pick a more attractive actor to portray the real person?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope maria spanks the ayys bottom behind the scenes

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much of the movie will be just over the top orgasm scream followed by racket sound effects

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    maria is such an overrated player
    barely run anything. just a pretty face
    i used to train with her at img academy
    dad was such a c**t

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up you jealous moron b***h have a nice day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      serena you will never be a human no matter how many white dudes you let cum in your gaping cavern

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i hate serena also her dad is a nice schizo tho

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another bongoloid playing russian

    everytime.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is wrong with her eye placement

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's russian

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep casting her as Russians?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep pushing these weirdos with eyes on the side of their heads?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she could play Murbella.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Acclimating the populace to human alien hybrids.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    whose dick is sucking so much that she's put in every goddamn movie nowadays

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I thought you meant Lana Sharapova and got excited

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's truly over for hohols

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like an exciting movie
    >main character practices tennis a lot
    >wins tennis competitions

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing against her, but how in hell does she warrant a biopic?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Hollywood producers so infatuated with this ayy lmao?

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